New York Post's Scores
- Movies
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For 8,343 reviews, this publication has graded:
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.4 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
| Highest review score: | Patriots Day | |
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| Lowest review score: | Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,334 out of 8343
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Mixed: 1,701 out of 8343
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Negative: 2,308 out of 8343
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A quietly compelling documentary that is refreshing in both form and content.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Full of fine performances, led by Josef Bierbichler as Brecht and Monica Bleibtreu as Helene Weigel, his wife. Taken on its own terms, The Farewell makes for rewarding viewing.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
A splendidly photographed IMAX 2-D film, takes us breathlessly through the process of designing Spirit and Opportunity, the two plucky Mars rovers that have been sending images 300 million miles since they hit the Red Planet in 2003.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Watching it is like being in a restaurant where the waiter brings out a luscious platter of food, then keeps walking right past you. All night long.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The story is contrived. Would you believe a high-rise window-washer just happening to be cleaning the window of the room where, at that very moment, his wife is being raped by her boss? Didn't think so.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
It's déjà vu all over again for Aussie actor Guy Pearce, returning to motel rooms in the American Southwest to sort out metaphysical issues in the thriller First Snow, to somewhat less original effect than he did in "Memento."- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Finally, on the series’ supposedly last outing, one of its films lives up to the ever-deepening talent of its leading man. Equalizer 3 adds nothing new to the thriller genre, true, but it wisely acknowledges what’s worked well before.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 29, 2023
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Lou Lumenick
Piles on enough eye candy and action sequences to please fans, plus more humor than the three "Rings" films - even if it only occasionally achieves the trio's grandeur.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2012
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Kyle Smith
The big new addition in Shrek the Third is Justin Timberlake as the high school-age future King Arthur, but if Timberlake contributed a song to the soundtrack it would have to be "WhinyBack."- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The true story behind a Coast Guard rescue depicted in Disney’s The Finest Hours is amazing enough that it didn’t require corny romantic embellishments that threaten to capsize everything.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2016
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Kyle Smith
Somm does a fairly impressive job of making wine tasting somewhat cinematic despite its being essentially unfilmable, at least until taste-o-vision comes along.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 20, 2013
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V.A. Musetto
Think you're depressed now? Wait till you see Aurora Borealis, which spends almost two hours watching Ronald Shorter, a suicidal old man, die.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
A so-so heist movie whose dirty-cop character’s personality must have been described in the screenplay as “Nicolas Cage-esque.” Fortunately, Cage was available.- New York Post
- Posted May 12, 2016
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Sara Stewart
Salma Hayek, as their vengeful ex-boss Eva Torres, is fun to watch as she plots to outwit them time and again, but ultimately, there’s no one here to really care about.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 14, 2019
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V.A. Musetto
Scenes of the probe are less successful. They feel contrived, and actress Lee Yeong-ae is not especially effective as Major Jang.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Be warned: The Tree is slow-moving, but if given a chance, it will (pardon the pun) grow on you.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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Kyle Smith
For a kiddie adventure, the movie, based on the Jeanne DuPrau book, has a pleasingly moody, eerie quality.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
I was searching for a metaphor to capture the experience of watching The Night Before when a character fell backward into a dumpster full of garbage bags. Thanks, guys!- New York Post
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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Lou Lumenick
Li is powerless when the film slows to a crawl to provide a little drama.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
Vulgar and lewd and raunchy like you wouldn't believe, and absolutely hilarious from beginning to end.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Despite some fancy editing, Forget Baghdad is forgettable.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Forget the plot of Ocean's Twelve - you will by the time you leave the theater, if not sooner. This slickly entertaining sequel is all about savoring eye candy.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The strange thing about the movie is its idea that such couples are rare flowers. But you can scarcely take a step in Seattle or San Francisco or Los Feliz without meeting them in hordes.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
A supernatural take on "Death Wish" meets "Faust," Heartless is an uneasy mixture of B-movie shocks, social commentary and sentimentality that shows a potent imagination at work.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 12, 2010
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Kyle Smith
With Fading Gigolo, writer-director-star John Turturro does a passable imitation of a mediocre Woody Allen sex comedy, and guess who tags along for this would-be romp?- New York Post
- Posted Apr 17, 2014
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Lou Lumenick
Basically, the whole thing can be summed up as an epic midlife crisis.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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Kyle Smith
As Coach Haskins would say, it wins because it sticks to the fundamentals.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Laden with witty ironies, the film by Anne Fontaine suggests men may not play exactly the roles they think they do in women’s lives.- New York Post
- Posted May 28, 2015
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Johnny Oleksinski
The director of all this airiness comes as a surprise — Thea Sharrock, the British theater artist known for her Broadway production of the play “Equus,” in which a naked Daniel Radcliffe stabbed the eyes out of a stable full of horses. “Ivan” is about as far from that as you can get.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 21, 2020
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Lou Lumenick
Genuinely charming, treacle-free family films are tough to find these days, so I'm happy to heartily recommend We Bought a Zoo as heartwarming holiday fare that even jaded adults can share with the kids.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 23, 2011
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Farran Smith Nehme
The film is built from moving, frank interviews with survivors from two families who hid, speaking over and around extensive re-enactments. Passages from the memoir of one family matriarch, Esther Stermer, in many ways the heroine of the tale, also are used as narration.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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Sara Stewart
First-time feature director Jeff Preiss has a top-notch duo in John Hawkes, as the affable but troubled Joe, and Elle Fanning as his teen daughter, Amy, but neither can really get out from under the film’s heavy-handed tone, a one-note trip down a bleak memory lane.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 22, 2014
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- Posted Dec 3, 2015
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Lou Lumenick
Liev Schreiber's film version of "Everything Is Illuminated" achieves the impossible — it's even more annoying than Jonathan Safran Foer's gratingly precocious novel.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
A movie steeped in sin that squats awkwardly in a cinematic purgatory between tawdry and talky.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 20, 2010
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V.A. Musetto
The dreamy drama Emile shows how a talented cast can turn a tentative plot into pleasant viewing.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Like in "Crystal Skull,” director James Mangold’s movie aims to merge Indy’s earthy supernatural framework with science fiction, to mixed results. The love-it-or-loathe-it ending is a real doozy.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 29, 2023
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Lou Lumenick
A good cast and disciplined direction add some distinction to Ric Roman Waugh's Felon, which is basically the old tale about an innocent man corrupted by a stay in prison.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Darker and grimmer Act 2, though, by a hair, makes a meatier movie because characters aren’t as silly — the first flick was practically a pageant — and they are actually propelling toward a satisfying conclusion.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 18, 2025
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Kyle Smith
Turns out to be a dour, shouty atheist manifesto. With a change of scenery it could have been called "Godless in Seattle."- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
The love story is nice, but Ember and Wade’s relationship also goes from zero to 60 awfully fast. There have been many a romance told inside of two hours, but these guys’ instant gushiness is awkward and doesn’t ring true — even for CGI blobs.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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V.A. Musetto
The film's violent finale comes out of nowhere and will leave bewildered viewers wondering if they might have dozed off for a reel or two.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Brims with energy, carefully drawn characters and fine acting.- New York Post
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Following the start of the war crimes trial of former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic in The Hague, the release here of the political thriller Storm couldn't be more timely.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Movies by Rob Zombie, the goth rocker turned cult filmmaker, aren’t for everybody. But he couldn’t care less. He makes movies exactly the way he wants to, with no thought of pleasing mainstream audiences. They can like it or lump it. His latest effort, The Lords of Salem, is true to form.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 18, 2013
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Lou Lumenick
Though the movie doesn't use real names and the press notes say it's "inspired" by the Durst case, it seems to follow many of the facts rather closely -- all the while mixing in not a little provocative speculation.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 6, 2010
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Lou Lumenick
Christopher Walken is in top form as Paul Lombard, an aging romantic crooner.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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Lou Lumenick
Genially preposterous, with stunt players outnumbering actors by something like a 3-to-1 ratio, the action thriller Crank is surprisingly watchable.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Rappaport does a yeoman's job in this tonally confused oddity. The wonder is that Hal Haberman and Jeremy Passmore's Special is making it off the festival circuit and into theaters at all, however briefly.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
A sitcom with enough big laughs and emotional truth to get audiences past awkward pacing and some slow spots.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
As far as I’m concerned, death couldn’t arrive quickly enough for these eight stereotypically self-absorbed Los Angelenos gathered for Sunday brunch at which the hosts (Blaise Miller, Erinn Hayes) plan to announce the demise of their marriage.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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Lou Lumenick
Rambles a bit, but it's a real slice of New York history.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The plot contortions that very slowly unfold under Michael Radford's arthritic direction in Flawless are not much more entertaining.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The movie's title might sound like a splatter-fest by Rob Zombie. But despite the theme, “Eddie” goes easy on gratuitous gore. What we get is a cerebral horror movie and a satire of the art world.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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Farran Smith Nehme
Europe’s immigration dilemma was also the focus of Aki Kaurismaki’s winsome “Le Havre,” and the Africans themselves were front and center in Moussa Touré’s “La Pirogue.” This film is somewhat less effective; Crialese’s message seems to take priority over a deeper sense of individuals.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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Kyle Smith
Possibly the least sexy vampire flick ever to crawl out of the crypt (it never occurs to anyone that biting someone's neck is kinda intimate; the act is strictly utilitarian), but it's unusually detailed in its imagining.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Pinto's lack of dramatic range (she basically has two expressions) and an awkward third act do not provide a solid foundation for Hardy's tragic ending.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 13, 2012
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Kyle Smith
Lebanon-born director Ziad Doueiri, a camera operator on Quentin Tarantino's films, has a dreamy, fluid style he decorates with light electronic sounds -- from bands like Air -- that give this film more than a touch of youthful poetry.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Much of this footage might have been illuminating, even fascinating, in 2003. But seven years on, it's ancient history lacking insight, hindsight or a fresh take.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Although mostly routine, Pet Sematary is intermittently scary.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 5, 2019
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Kyle Smith
Bateman has rarely had the opportunity to play a snarling lawman, but with his cool aviators and his bristling putdowns he's perfect, too.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 18, 2011
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Lou Lumenick
Great fun for the first 20 minutes - which include Kubrickian tracking shots and music from "2001" and "A Clockwork Orange" - but seems long at 86.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
It's no funnier than your average grade-school biology lesson and less pedagogically useful than your typical Farrelly brothers comedy.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
A stylish but distressingly generic and not particularly scary American remake of a phenomenally popular Japanese supernatural thriller that spawned two sequels and a TV miniseries.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The screen comes alive only at the end, when a frightening tornado destroys the seaside village.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Nearly stolen by the veteran Stamp's gently fatuous John.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Netflix needs to add a category for its new original film The Laundromat. Right under “Movies you might like” should be “Movies you will loathe.”- New York Post
- Posted Sep 26, 2019
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Sara Stewart
Caro (“Whale Rider”) largely forgoes the eardrum-shattering ballistics of a typical war movie — yes, there are bombings and shootings, but they’re the backdrop, not the focus. Her film dwells more in the aftermath of violence.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 30, 2017
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- Posted Jun 15, 2012
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Jonathan Foreman
Comes closer to what a Bond movie should be and once was.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The gimmicky title is doubly misleading: The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby is neither a mystery nor Beatles-themed, but it is an elegantly wrought tale of anguish.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 10, 2014
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Sara Stewart
Coming on the eve of the 9/11 anniversary, this snapshot of middle America is a worthwhile addition to the cultural conversation.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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Johnny Oleksinski
Having written this script for themselves, Sharp and Jackson are a scream. Imagine if a vodka Redbull transformed into two human beings — that’s who they are.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 11, 2023
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V.A. Musetto
The low-budget "Master" lacks the polish and romance that made "Crouching Tiger" so popular. But for old-fashioned raw energy, it's tough to beat.- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
Combined with the eyestrain produced by the cheap cardboard 3-D glasses, the resulting vertigo is decidedly unpleasant -- although having moon rocks and blobs of cream pie flying out from the screen is kinda cool in a retro way.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
It turns into something that is much smarter, and in a gentle, low-key way, tougher and funnier than you expect.- New York Post
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Farran Smith Nehme
This essentially good-natured movie, a massive hit in France, is more likely to strike American audiences as trite than offensive.- New York Post
- Posted May 25, 2012
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Sara Stewart
Fogel’s focus is female friendship, and the challenges presented by growing older and pairing up. It all makes for a rocky road, regardless of the romantic rival’s gender.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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Kyle Smith
There's plenty of smash, thunder and brawl for the kids. But in taking a bit of Hulk and a bit of Superman while re-imagining Excalibur as a hammer, Thor amounts to putting new horns on old ideas. And the screenplay sounds like the lyrics of Spinal Tap.- New York Post
- Posted May 6, 2011
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Farran Smith Nehme
More a tribute to youth and its discontents than a fresh exploration.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 1, 2014
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Lou Lumenick
Aside from a nifty new way to avoid surveillance in the middle of the desert, there's nothing here we haven't seen in many other movies - including "Spy Game," directed by Scott's brother Tony before 9/11.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
There’s also a broader commentary here on the treatment of women, both in arranged marriage and in testosterone-heavy thrillers. Apte’s character stays largely an enigma throughout, but her palpable frustration with the men and culture around her — plus the chance to vicariously visit Goa, that jewel of an Indian seaside getaway — makes The Wedding Guest worth an RSVP.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 27, 2019
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Lou Lumenick
An anti-date movie if there ever was one, Teeth is a darkly engaging if uneven horror movie spoof centering on men's fear of castration.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
The beefcake Swayze role, Dalton, is taken over by an intense Jake Gyllenhaal in this entertaining and, for better or worse, less mockable update of the cult classic.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 21, 2024
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Lou Lumenick
The frequently funny The Grand Seduction is a thoroughly pleasant way to pass a couple of hours.- New York Post
- Posted May 28, 2014
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Kyle Smith
Comes about five films after writer-director-star Ed Burns should have found another career.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The pleasant but forgettable Adult Beginners strains a bit too hard for a happy ending, and tends to lay on the schmaltz and metaphors (like the swim class that gives the film its title) with a trowel.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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Lou Lumenick
Despite reams of maudlin narration, McKidd's powerful performance as a conflicted man makes this beautifully shot low-budget feature worth checking out.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Way too long, too convoluted and too peppered with title cards...Even so, it's hard to dislike Don Roos' "Magnolia"-inspired triptych of interconnected comic tales about lies, sex and video.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Rising star Michael Shannon makes a riveting shamus hired to chase a runaway husband in the quiet but resonant little noir The Missing Person.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
Director Jay Karas doesn’t exactly reinvent the wheel as he puts this odd couple through the paces of getting in shape and reconciling old wounds, but he’s helped by some laugh-out-loud quirk in Gene Hong’s screenplay, nice comic chemistry between the two leads and supporting players like J.K. Simmons.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 2, 2015
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