MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)'s Scores

  • Music
For 178 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 87% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 13% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 13.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 86
Highest review score: 100 American VI: Ain't No Grave
Lowest review score: 33 Definition Of Real
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 1 out of 178
178 music reviews
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Sure enough, the first time through, too many [of the songs] had faded on me. Soon, however, even ones I'd given up on were bum-rushing my earhole.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Recorded July 1, 1998, a 78-minute double-CD proves how stiff and thin this made-up collective's mysteriously canonical 1997 studio album is.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The band is on it, the backup singers are solicitous, and Cohen's husk of a voice has been juiced up by the exercise.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Burbling electronic ticktocks vie with a carillon of bell simulacra, and rarely have vinyl crackle or laser malfunction generated more musicality.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The entire construction is a thing of grace -- conservative, and new under the sun.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They're unflinchingly unsensationalistic. But it's the beats that turn this into noir worthy of Jim Thompson. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The thing about the indie-rock life is that even its depressives, not just mere realists like these guys, have a pretty good time.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Never rousing and too often glum, the album is carried by its intelligence, integrity and terrible beauty. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 88 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The turns of phrase are usually cul-de-sacs, the flights into obscurity have bum wings, and do you really prefer, for instance, Vernon's best-in-show "Now all your love is wasted?/Then who the hell was I?" (much less "Only love is all maroon/Lapping lakes like leery loons") to this Creeley ordinaire
    • 87 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    This two-hour double-CD/triple-LP, their first product since 2001, is grand, somber, amelodic, arhythmic and slow, leaving plenty of time to admire the notes' altered states.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
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    It's hard to imagine their music getting much better. But it's not hard to imagine their lives getting much better. Which may be all their music needs.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They thud rather than thunder. But what a loud and joyous thud it is.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Just when I'd made my peace with pop prog and begun to hope arty prog would prove another casualty of the age of digital instantaneity, these postrock warriors get the bright idea of adding tune and humor to their higher mathematics.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Buy it while you can.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Never have his arrangements exploited his soundtrack chops so subtly, changeably or precisely.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    'Stay Positive' nails the travails of the aging rock band harder than 'Start Me Up' because it's about fans, and 'Constructive Summer' craftily confuses different ways to get hammered.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Their skilled playing remains modest enough, but on this subtler and more pretentious material, the skills predominate, and just in case they don't, let's add a string quartet here and real choirboys there.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Not only will you hum snatches, you'll parse lyrical bits, too: a basement-dwelling twentysomething high on Gatorade in an underpopulated housing development, a waitressing job for Solange Knowles.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    What's most remarkable about this stylistic portmanteau is that every song is an original even though you assume several are among their shoulda-been-a-hit-but-wtf-is-it? covers.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This album lays it on too thick... and declines the thematic burden of "Separation Sunday." As stories, on the other hand, the songs could convince anyone that kids have a hard time.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Ys
    So much that is sprightly about the debut is subsumed here by ambition, to be kind, and privilege, to be brutally accurate. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Of course she's quieting down as she grows up, plus covering her bases, so after half a dozen winners she levels off into a nine- song sequence.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    A trifle brighter, quicker and fuller than "Gimme Fiction."
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    From the start you know this is no mixtape because it's clearer and more forceful. Every track attends to detail, with fun tricks like the chipmunk-chorused "Mr. Carter"'s sudden descent into screwed-and-chopped before Jay-Z comes in.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As narrative and prophecy, a less coherent response to Christofascism than you might want, but one alt needs, held together and moved ahead by its forthright hooks and beats.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    For a principled slacker like Snider, diffidence is an aesthetic principle, but here it tends to obscure some affecting little songs.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    It serves up the distorted buzz Congotronics fans jones for, sonics that are generally raunchy even though the thumb pianos also generate balafon beauty, and five lead singers.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It defines vicinity so broadly that you'll also find Beiderbecke and Reinhardt, two Ellington tunes, songs by a jazz critic and Ed Sullivan's bandleader.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Though I wish the beats were less corny-orchestral, Fiasco marks his own turf in a three-song sequence that would have led the second side back in the day. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    No Age too brutalist for you? Here's a heedlessly beautiful alternative.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Elegiac rather than dancey, but elegiac about the preconditions of the dance, it states, sustains, and varies a bracing mood. It even has an ending.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    OK, 19 songs, gotta be filler here somewhere, and there is, only it isn't melodic -- with all music credited to the band, Shonna Tucker's muzzier lyrics and Mike Cooley's more elusive ones sound as well-turned as those of Patterson Hood, who's never written better.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The sound is bigger too, strengthening a band that's all guitars-drums-vocals sonics -- including Molly Siegel's yelping vocables, without which the sound's faux-tween soul and wise-ass tempo shifts would evanesce into abstraction.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    His salvation is humanistic empathy, spiritual complexity, and melodies more unfailing than back when the Holy Ghost was inspiring into his ear.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The painful detail and joyful exuberance are there once they get going. But in under two years this Welsh punk sextet has matured/devolved from tromping over their pan-sexual alienation like so many glockenspiel-wielding grape dancers to enacting "miserabilia" about how unfulfilling it is to get on your knees next to a urinal.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It's more like sloshing or spewing, as intermittent love lookbacks evoke a social despair also contextualized by fabulous spoken epigraphs from Walt Whitman, Jefferson Davis, William Lloyd Garrison, and Young Abe Lincoln.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Live, McMurtry can still be way too strophic and trad. But he's never made an album so loud or hard.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Affecting a clarity and delight that pleases the many and confounds the some, their lyrically alluring, structurally hop-skip-and-jumping songs aren't deep. They're just thoughtful fun.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Even the now-obligatory vulnerable one, where Karen tries to prove she's not only human but nice, is... well, not a cartoon, but at least a bedtime story.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    True, Green spends more time supplicating than celebrating, and probably fabricated the whole scenario. But he knows his subject, and he doesn't need Jesus to lay it down.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Contra establishes that his band has chosen another path, celebrating the world's contradictions, contraindications, and contradistinctions with a new pop sound made up of old pop sounds that aren't the same old pop sounds.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Half associative rhymes that clock in under two-and-a-half minutes, devoid of hooks but full of sounds you want to hear again, it's like a dream mixtape.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The result is less a mixtape than a hip-hop version of a good Augustus Pablo album--more varied, jocular, and disquieting because that's how hip-hop is, but still a single organism.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    His good-old-days laments taste sweet where once they curdled.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This slightly progger and grander follow-up bypasses such corny stuff until Track 8 begins a closing sequence of five lyrics-enhanced lite-jazzish tracks.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    A glockenspiel in a guitar band? Freshens up the sound, they think. And they're right.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Although I gather there's a concept here, knowing what it is might ruin the gently wigged-out dystopianism the lyrics cozy up to. More important, it might undercut the otherwise irreducible pleasures of their exploding guitars, unworldly synths, and crazy drums.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As on most Go-Betweens records, the melodies take time to sink in, though not the Grant McLennan legacy retrofitted with a Robert lyric about Grant's affinity for melody.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Playing at world, at heavy, at soul, [Jack White] arts it up plenty and protests a little.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Hood is too inclined toward dark-side thoughts and the world too inclined toward dark-side realities for the newer songs to come off complacent.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Loaded with talent, heart and personality, he's an eccentric who still thinks the world is his friend, and one more sweet argument for the civilized compromises of democratic socialism.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Ratcheting his reticence up half a turn, he opens with his bleakest new song, and only if you follow his chronically noncommittal lyrics will you notice his emotions opening up along with his tunes, his attitudes along with his structures.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    There's no denying her eye for out-of-the-way details or her ear for a decent tune.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    With an incongruent Fall Out Boy track set aside for single duty and all those rappers a dream community taking the burden off Black Thought, this is the most accomplished pure hip-hop album in years.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It's Buenos Aires' Gaby Kerpel without irony, maybe even Barcelona's Manu Chao without hooks -- ecstatic yes, escapist no.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Only two songs ring false. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The fun comes easier when he fools around with the title conceit, and even sometimes when he thinks about it.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    He's made a novelty record that gets deeper with time.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    He goes Motown with so much joy in one-man-band craft he'll not only convince the girl he's sweet-talking that this is forever, he'll convince you.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Fortified by his Christian faith, he lends a cracked gravity to souvenirs of cornball sentiment ranging in tone from Ed McCurdy's political "Last Night I Had the Strangest Dream" to Queen Lili'uokalani's escapist "Aloha Oe," which close an album that also includes the traditional title song, a Sheryl Crow number about redemption, "Cool Water," and the tenderest "For the Good Times" I've ever heard.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Through almost as many producers as Mary, this album has a single identity, a contour and a groove that suits its well-inhabited breakup concept.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Over Thurston and Lee's combustible tunings and Steve's strong beat, they've long since learned to construct memorable tunes track in and track out.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Every single track offers up its momentary pleasures--choruses that make you say yeah on songs you've already found wanting, confessional details and emotional aperçus on an album that still reduces to quality product when they're over.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This one's solider, more concrete -- even beautiful sometimes.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    He delivers a reprise of the same B part in a more forceful, normal voice: "Why is everything a chore?/I'm too young to be defeated." So far, he isn't. Wish him luck with that riptide.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Here's an album where the marriage ballads are so meaty and convincing that the two exceptionally well-turned breakup songs seem like formal exercises, where a comedy number about fishing and beer would sound just dandy if there weren't so many subtler laughs on the agenda.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Buried at Track 7, the developed rhyme, unkiltered time, unsettling keyboards, and Kenny Garrett sax coda of "Abstractionisms" deliver what the flowery "Caring" and the endless "Do You Dig U?" emphatically do not: the "brand new sound" the finale only brags about.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Although Nick Urata can't match pipes with Richard Hawley, a plus in a way, he's hawking mellifluous overstatement flavored with a nostalgia far enough past its sell-by date that it stinks a little.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    At his worst, Lewis can be a wise-ass scold. At his best he's a vulnerable master of the humorously ineffable and a tribute to the humanism of a SUNY education and the Lower East Side.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    These are "rock songs" in Ned Rorem's dreams -- they're as ornate as a high-class geisha house.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Tune and tempo conquer all even if love doesn't, and soon, if you listen up, you'll hear her toss her head and move on, jubilant in her capacity for jubilation.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The fourth and best-by-a-mile folk-rock album from sometime Shin Eric Johnson and his cud-chewing sidemen is a message to the freak-folk from "a broke-legged paint in a herd full of unicorns."
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Only after being overwhelmed by the sheer visibility of her warp-speed relaunch did I realize how enjoyable and inescapable her hooks and snatches had turned out to be.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This is literary rock as it should be.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Deconstructing and recontextualizing their tune stock "mais oui," these robot wannabes bathed the unwashed in the blood of the synthesizer, broadening and lowering sounds that in their original substantiations owe not just Detroit techno but Ramada Inn lounge.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This isn't the gauntlet "Fishscale" was. It's just a good bunch of songs. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    He makes UNKLE and Fall Out Boy sound fresher than Tricky Stewart.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The clincher is how gracefully this klutz skates over the oddly rolling beats of J Dilla, Jake One and the Metal Fingered Villain... Doom (ellipsis in original).
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    He's so psyched as he watches those houses get bigger that he invests his excellent story-songs with an emotion their excellent studio versions have never matched--though maybe now they will.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Right now her main message is just to do all this. If enough people like it, she has the aura of someone who might push the envelope.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Just when you're ready to give up and apply to graduate school, along comes a simple band who get everything right.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    If you don't know much about these 30-year veterans except that they're legendary, this probably isn't where to find out why. If you have any idea what I'm talking about, however, partake.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Busta Rhymes and Ludacris get her back to where she once belonged for the duration of their openers. After that, it's an expensive, honorable, credible sampler of the hottest current R&B brands.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    By dint of hard work, Ghost now has him a minor career as the classiest crime story writer in a genre that supports plenty of them.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Deprived of Bruce Gilbert's guitar, these fractious lifers return to and improve on their dance-rock '80s.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Such is the lure of his hypersensitivity that his admirers forgive and even applaud the extreme attenuation of this tastefully decorated click-and-loop.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    On his third solo album, the thematic focus is intense enough to ignite kindling.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    This vibrato-prone romantic is the greatest melodist in contemporary mega-indie.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    She has hitched her modest talent to an art-rock wagon she won't outpace anytime soon.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This is a speedier pop suite suitable for dancing or straightening up the flat.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Gregg Gillis has plenty to say about music. What he has to say about life, which is that "I'd Rather" equals "Gimme Some Lovin'," remains more limited. Nevertheless, sequences here give me hope.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Never thought I'd say this, but RZA isn't missed--the budget production enhances a master lyricist's specialty by subtraction.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The singer isn't up to tenderness and the accordion gets annoying. But the first two tracks are standards in the making, the last two tracks are prophetic and mean, and the blues in between are as pointed as the pop songs are long-winded.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    "Come on children, you're acting like children/Every generation thinks it's the end of the world," begins the candidly catchy centerpiece of these lost-and-found tradsters' best album.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Muffling their excellent knowledge of English in jangle and reverb, four theoretical nerds demonstrate why a band is better than grad school.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    "Perpetual Motion Machine" is about fish who wish they could walk so they could find out how it feels to fall down, and "Whale Song" bemoans Brock's metaphorical uselessness as it demonstrates his capacity for beauty.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They're too good to be true and plain as the nose on your face.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Talented lad, Turner. Not on this evidence incapable of ever writing quick, clever, cynical little songs again.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    In the wake of three questionable albums, shtick is a relief, not just because it's really great shtick but because after all these years we're happy to be clear about whether she's performing or expressing herself.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As vision, still somewhere between narrow and ignant. Yet not a boho archetype for nothing.