MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)'s Scores
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For 178 reviews, this publication has graded:
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87% higher than the average critic
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0% same as the average critic
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13% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 13.4 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 86
| Highest review score: | American VI: Ain't No Grave | |
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| Lowest review score: | Definition Of Real |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 164 out of 178
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Mixed: 13 out of 178
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Negative: 1 out of 178
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Once a punky brat, Jemima Pearl now sounds like a punk broad -- like she might join the Donnas if that was a better job. But listen through the bigger voice and louder mix and you'll hear someone who's thinking all the time.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Altogether as slow, sad-ass and self-involved as reported, this is a breakup album there's no reason to like except that it's brilliant.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Listen to your body tonight. They made themselves up, and they're strictly for real.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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How many great songs about rock and roll can one man write before he gets tiresome? We may find out.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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They sure are spry, and Nelson is so delighted to be singing them that the band's expertise lights up.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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White's drums duke it out with Dean Fertita's guitar, mostly below the belt. Alison Mosshart doffs her s&m drag to suffer and yelp. Jack Lawrence plays bass. Fierce.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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After what K'naan has been through, bless him for trying--the ebullience he extracts from a life much tougher than North Americans can know is worthy of soukous, mbaqanga, the highlife of Ghana's most punishing inflationary spiral.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The musical construction is so jaunty that they can't be serious even if they're cutting their alienated fans out of the joke. [Feb/Mar 2007]- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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One wonders whether 4AD has thrown his critical followers off with its line about how this one abandons autobiography for "mythical creatures" etc.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Still a band that improves everyone in it, and more forthcoming this time, though they really ought to risk despoiling their precious graphics with lyrics.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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They're brainy about their alienation, they're funny about their alienation, and when they bitch about their relationships their post- or pre-alt normality is exceptionally refreshing.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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If you can't get with this expediently excessive piece of rich-get-richer, commercial rap albums are beyond your ken.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Though smarty-pants Lemony Snicket fans may get references I miss, in between there are times when Stephin Merritt's monotonous low baritone seems merely inexpressive.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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None of it means a damn thing beyond what it is. Which is just what they were trying so hard to achieve.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The fourth Dolls album and second of their second life is the first one that's less than epochal. Not all the tunes are surefire.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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At least when the bassist ruled they livened up this overworked dynamic with beats. Now they tax it with tunes.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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On this reassuring piece of big-bottomed exotica, the "Sahara swing" they concocted with Karl Hector is the tipoff. They love the continuity bass-and-drums lay below; I love the content koto and flute and malletophone add on- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Low-tune for a pop band, low-momentum for a rock band, they stand a chance of evoking bad Elvis Costello when they take you by surprise or emote on in the background.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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His plot is so preposterous and unempathetic it's more the appearance of a plot, or an elaborate joke about a plot.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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I'm moved nevertheless by what can pass for a concept album about the romantic life of an uncommonly-to-impossibly strong and gifted teenage girl, starting on the first day of high school and gradually shedding naiveté without approaching misery or neurosis.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Mostly it's the tunes that do the slamming. And though their lyrics may be too sincere for sophisticates, they're not sincere enough to suit the Avetts, a disconnect they'll tell you about.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Striding forward, Cooper won't let that stop her. She hurts, but her chin scarcely trembles at all.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The result is an exceptionally melodic reggae album that's intensified by rapping devoid of dancehall patois and a hard edge unknown to roots revivalism. The result is also an exceptionally political hip-hop album that's most convincing when it doesn't multiply Afrocentric distortion by Rastafarian reasoning.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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This airy prog-psych self-indulgence is merely an elaboration of the back half of that debut--the half I tuned out then but appreciate some now, because, even as self-indulgent elaborations go, the follow-up's a doozy.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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I still prefer 2004's disreputable "Winchester Cathedral." But this is a proper guitar fix nevertheless. [Feb/Mar 2007]- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The likes of "Little White Lies" (lost love as spirit death), "Straight Into a Storm" (found love as rock and roll life), and "Song About a Man" (grandpa) translate perfectly into their long-diddled dialect.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The beats beat Green Lantern's. And what the finale has to say about Obama is so sane I may just check out van Sertima myself.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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This is a new direction? It's not even a halfway decent collection of songs.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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They're still true believers in the cleansing if not excoriating power of rock and roll.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Sam Coomes is still disgruntled: with whoever he's sleeping with, with running away, with dystopia itself. But he's catchier about it, and rockier. Maturity comes in many forms.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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If only she was as sophisticated as she thinks she is. Or as funny. [Feb/Mar 2007]- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Slowed down and keyboarded up, these tunes make what cares they do bear seem lyrical--carefree.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Grohl is hookier than Nickelback, which is saying something.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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She remains a nice kid whose knowledge of her own limitations doesn't interfere with her self-respect. That's not just because the knowledge helps her make catchy music out of it, either. But the music helps.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Detailing his fidelity on one track, elongating a lap dance on another, he's a decent guy in conceptual command of an aesthetic he invented.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The sound is so scrawny it can wear on you, meaning their 34-minute album is probably two songs too long. But there's only one I'd scrap.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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It's that he trivializes his own content--not the gangsta, braggadocio no one takes seriously anymore, but the pimp slime.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Terse and beaty, with Dr. Dre referral Mike Elizondo going half on the baby, this isn't a pop record, but it does avoid guitar-band shapes, sonics and truisms.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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I don't like right-wing Christianists either. But as every oppressed teen in the right-wing orbit knows full well, they're not as garbled and simplistic as Armstrong's anthems insist.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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If opulence can signify liberation in this grotesquely materialistic time, as in hip-hop it can, then Beyoncé earns her props with a bunch of songs she says were inspired all in a rush by her "Dreamgirls" character. [Feb/Mar 2007]- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The reason we care is that she retains her spunk, tunes, and way with a phrase. And not only is she talented, she's really cute.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Finer minds than mine may find these pieces worthy of continuous attention. I say they're background music, there waiting when your mind drifts speakerward, just distracting enough to change up your mood in a useful way.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Once again its vagaries are its distinction. Doherty makes a case for flat-on-your-ass alienation in an insane wartime culture.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Timelag-wise, the 1957 concept is as if some '60s songpoet had conceived an album about Armistice Day, influenza, the Palmer raids and Mary Pickford. Only that would have been a milestone and this isn't, which you can blame on heightened aesthetic expectations rather than the potency of this Canadian rapper's literary mojo.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Actual musicians help -- world-beating T-Pain more than world-weary Julian Casablancas. So do other actors.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Nevertheless, the lost lives and loves he sketches are so painfully familiar they feel like truth. And Ant's homey beats enhance the illusion.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Clipse's smarts and purity are seductive in the manner of a Jim Thompson novel, even a John Donne meditation.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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He takes songs easy without throwing them away, and these were written to hold up their end of that bargain.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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It's far from a shock but definitely a disappointment to watch Ms. Trained Pianist survey her branding options and choose the bland card over the brains card.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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What lyrics there are mourn absence and loss, and many of the effects are achieved by fabricating and then calibrating dirty sonics both electronic and organic.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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The subtle flutter of her finest melismatics could give an open-minded person goose bumps. Her coarser melismatics, however, are the usual showoff BS and probably also a commercial prerequisite, like not having a harelip.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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It's touching on a human level. Noble, even. I didn't think he had it in him.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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These nutty kids turned DOR nostalgia act make their first album in 16 years their sex album. Eeyew, say today's normal kids. 'Bout time, says anybody old enough to know that one lure of the flesh is that it's always decaying.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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There are three good songs on this 11-track artifact, and deeply vapid though the split-personality bit is, the trick of dividing the album into two CDs does leave a 17-minute dance disc that can be played without gastric distress by any purchaser who isn't picky about diva gangstaism or videophone porn.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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It's also the rare work of art that captures the dizzy infatuation that is dedicated infant care. All that's missing is a song about sleep deprivation.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Maybe this album is dumb on the surface, though not as much as fools claim. But sure as showbiz it isn't dumb underneath.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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In which Eddie Argos of Art Brut (!) and Dyan Valdes of the Blood Arm (?) write second-cousin answer songs to, among others, Bob Dylan, Michael Jackson, Kanye West, the Mamas and the Papas, Avril Lavigne, and P.D. "Creeque Allies" is a capsule history of the Maquis.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Eminem settles for sensationalism straight up, and, worse still, makes you wonder whether he ever truly knew the difference.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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What the two boil down to is that a parvenu mastering pop music for money has turned into a made man running on vanity. I find that this renders his expert trivialization of murder and such rather less piquant, and I think he does too--that an audacious formal delight has become routine.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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Soused at the student union bar, licking Haagen-Dazs off her beau in literally filthy foreplay, she's weird and you're weird. That makes you mates.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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It's easy out there for an Oscar winner, but you'd never know it from these entertainment moguls, who pretend or report that they're still investing in mayhem, misogyny and sales careers whose main drawback is that they can get you arrested.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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There are enough sonic strokes here to keep the wrong bizzer in ringtone rappers for a year.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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It's not as if he overdoes the sexism or sounds like a total lame, although his voice does crack slightly.- MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
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