MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)'s Scores

  • Music
For 178 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 87% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 13% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 13.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 86
Highest review score: 100 American VI: Ain't No Grave
Lowest review score: 33 Definition Of Real
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 1 out of 178
178 music reviews
    • 64 Metascore
    • 33 Critic Score
    He knows what reality is. It's giving grief a bad name.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    True, Green spends more time supplicating than celebrating, and probably fabricated the whole scenario. But he knows his subject, and he doesn't need Jesus to lay it down.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Buy it while you can.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Only one thing's certain -- his songwriting.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This one's solider, more concrete -- even beautiful sometimes.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Right now her main message is just to do all this. If enough people like it, she has the aura of someone who might push the envelope.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    With an incongruent Fall Out Boy track set aside for single duty and all those rappers a dream community taking the burden off Black Thought, this is the most accomplished pure hip-hop album in years.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As on most Go-Betweens records, the melodies take time to sink in, though not the Grant McLennan legacy retrofitted with a Robert lyric about Grant's affinity for melody.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Very minor, rather lovely and it rocks.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Nevertheless, the lost lives and loves he sketches are so painfully familiar they feel like truth. And Ant's homey beats enhance the illusion.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Live, McMurtry can still be way too strophic and trad. But he's never made an album so loud or hard.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The subtle flutter of her finest melismatics could give an open-minded person goose bumps. Her coarser melismatics, however, are the usual showoff BS and probably also a commercial prerequisite, like not having a harelip.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Finer minds than mine may find these pieces worthy of continuous attention. I say they're background music, there waiting when your mind drifts speakerward, just distracting enough to change up your mood in a useful way.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    They're brainy about their alienation, they're funny about their alienation, and when they bitch about their relationships their post- or pre-alt normality is exceptionally refreshing.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    A glockenspiel in a guitar band? Freshens up the sound, they think. And they're right.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    These nutty kids turned DOR nostalgia act make their first album in 16 years their sex album. Eeyew, say today's normal kids. 'Bout time, says anybody old enough to know that one lure of the flesh is that it's always decaying.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As vision, still somewhere between narrow and ignant. Yet not a boho archetype for nothing.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Although Nick Urata can't match pipes with Richard Hawley, a plus in a way, he's hawking mellifluous overstatement flavored with a nostalgia far enough past its sell-by date that it stinks a little.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    It's that he trivializes his own content--not the gangsta, braggadocio no one takes seriously anymore, but the pimp slime.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    One wonders whether 4AD has thrown his critical followers off with its line about how this one abandons autobiography for "mythical creatures" etc.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The turns of phrase are usually cul-de-sacs, the flights into obscurity have bum wings, and do you really prefer, for instance, Vernon's best-in-show "Now all your love is wasted?/Then who the hell was I?" (much less "Only love is all maroon/Lapping lakes like leery loons") to this Creeley ordinaire
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Affecting a clarity and delight that pleases the many and confounds the some, their lyrically alluring, structurally hop-skip-and-jumping songs aren't deep. They're just thoughtful fun.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Even doing her humble bit, she yells in your ear.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    OK, 19 songs, gotta be filler here somewhere, and there is, only it isn't melodic -- with all music credited to the band, Shonna Tucker's muzzier lyrics and Mike Cooley's more elusive ones sound as well-turned as those of Patterson Hood, who's never written better.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    He's made a novelty record that gets deeper with time.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    She remains a nice kid whose knowledge of her own limitations doesn't interfere with her self-respect. That's not just because the knowledge helps her make catchy music out of it, either. But the music helps.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Busta Rhymes and Ludacris get her back to where she once belonged for the duration of their openers. After that, it's an expensive, honorable, credible sampler of the hottest current R&B brands.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    He makes UNKLE and Fall Out Boy sound fresher than Tricky Stewart.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The album belongs to the hip-hop hippie. And an album it definitely is.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Deconstructing and recontextualizing their tune stock "mais oui," these robot wannabes bathed the unwashed in the blood of the synthesizer, broadening and lowering sounds that in their original substantiations owe not just Detroit techno but Ramada Inn lounge.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    By dint of hard work, Ghost now has him a minor career as the classiest crime story writer in a genre that supports plenty of them.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Burbling electronic ticktocks vie with a carillon of bell simulacra, and rarely have vinyl crackle or laser malfunction generated more musicality.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Timelag-wise, the 1957 concept is as if some '60s songpoet had conceived an album about Armistice Day, influenza, the Palmer raids and Mary Pickford. Only that would have been a milestone and this isn't, which you can blame on heightened aesthetic expectations rather than the potency of this Canadian rapper's literary mojo.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Once again its vagaries are its distinction. Doherty makes a case for flat-on-your-ass alienation in an insane wartime culture.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Loaded with talent, heart and personality, he's an eccentric who still thinks the world is his friend, and one more sweet argument for the civilized compromises of democratic socialism.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    There are enough sonic strokes here to keep the wrong bizzer in ringtone rappers for a year.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Grohl is hookier than Nickelback, which is saying something.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Through almost as many producers as Mary, this album has a single identity, a contour and a groove that suits its well-inhabited breakup concept.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    What the two boil down to is that a parvenu mastering pop music for money has turned into a made man running on vanity. I find that this renders his expert trivialization of murder and such rather less piquant, and I think he does too--that an audacious formal delight has become routine.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Every single track offers up its momentary pleasures--choruses that make you say yeah on songs you've already found wanting, confessional details and emotional aperçus on an album that still reduces to quality product when they're over.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Just when you're ready to give up and apply to graduate school, along comes a simple band who get everything right.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This is a speedier pop suite suitable for dancing or straightening up the flat.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Still a band that improves everyone in it, and more forthcoming this time, though they really ought to risk despoiling their precious graphics with lyrics.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Terse and beaty, with Dr. Dre referral Mike Elizondo going half on the baby, this isn't a pop record, but it does avoid guitar-band shapes, sonics and truisms.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    If you don't know much about these 30-year veterans except that they're legendary, this probably isn't where to find out why. If you have any idea what I'm talking about, however, partake.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    There's no denying her eye for out-of-the-way details or her ear for a decent tune.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The best music here is so deep it's more powerful than the rhymes.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    A trifle brighter, quicker and fuller than "Gimme Fiction."
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Polysyllabic and self-aware, this is the best political punk in years.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Playing at world, at heavy, at soul, [Jack White] arts it up plenty and protests a little.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Just when I'd made my peace with pop prog and begun to hope arty prog would prove another casualty of the age of digital instantaneity, these postrock warriors get the bright idea of adding tune and humor to their higher mathematics.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    This two-hour double-CD/triple-LP, their first product since 2001, is grand, somber, amelodic, arhythmic and slow, leaving plenty of time to admire the notes' altered states.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They thud rather than thunder. But what a loud and joyous thud it is.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Only two songs ring false. [Feb/Mar 2007]
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    • 72 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    I still prefer 2004's disreputable "Winchester Cathedral." But this is a proper guitar fix nevertheless. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    These are "rock songs" in Ned Rorem's dreams -- they're as ornate as a high-class geisha house.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The fun comes easier when he fools around with the title conceit, and even sometimes when he thinks about it.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This isn't the gauntlet "Fishscale" was. It's just a good bunch of songs. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They're unflinchingly unsensationalistic. But it's the beats that turn this into noir worthy of Jim Thompson. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Sure enough, the first time through, too many [of the songs] had faded on me. Soon, however, even ones I'd given up on were bum-rushing my earhole.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Ys
    So much that is sprightly about the debut is subsumed here by ambition, to be kind, and privilege, to be brutally accurate. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The album is unlistenable for a simple reason: Roger Daltrey.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Though smarty-pants Lemony Snicket fans may get references I miss, in between there are times when Stephin Merritt's monotonous low baritone seems merely inexpressive.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Unlike "Guero" this one really has some war in it.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This album lays it on too thick... and declines the thematic burden of "Separation Sunday." As stories, on the other hand, the songs could convince anyone that kids have a hard time.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Though I wish the beats were less corny-orchestral, Fiasco marks his own turf in a three-song sequence that would have led the second side back in the day. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 88 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Never rousing and too often glum, the album is carried by its intelligence, integrity and terrible beauty. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    None of it means a damn thing beyond what it is. Which is just what they were trying so hard to achieve.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    What's most remarkable about this stylistic portmanteau is that every song is an original even though you assume several are among their shoulda-been-a-hit-but-wtf-is-it? covers.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    If only she was as sophisticated as she thinks she is. Or as funny. [Feb/Mar 2007]
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    • 70 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    If opulence can signify liberation in this grotesquely materialistic time, as in hip-hop it can, then Beyoncé earns her props with a bunch of songs she says were inspired all in a rush by her "Dreamgirls" character. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The entire construction is a thing of grace -- conservative, and new under the sun.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    A joyous mishmash.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As narrative and prophecy, a less coherent response to Christofascism than you might want, but one alt needs, held together and moved ahead by its forthright hooks and beats.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The musical construction is so jaunty that they can't be serious even if they're cutting their alienated fans out of the joke. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Such is the lure of his hypersensitivity that his admirers forgive and even applaud the extreme attenuation of this tastefully decorated click-and-loop.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Once a punky brat, Jemima Pearl now sounds like a punk broad -- like she might join the Donnas if that was a better job. But listen through the bigger voice and louder mix and you'll hear someone who's thinking all the time.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    At least when the bassist ruled they livened up this overworked dynamic with beats. Now they tax it with tunes.