MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)'s Scores

  • Music
For 178 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 87% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 13% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 13.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 86
Highest review score: 100 American VI: Ain't No Grave
Lowest review score: 33 Definition Of Real
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 1 out of 178
178 music reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Far
    The tunes are consistently fetching, and a few standouts have clever lyrics.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Through almost as many producers as Mary, this album has a single identity, a contour and a groove that suits its well-inhabited breakup concept.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    She remains a nice kid whose knowledge of her own limitations doesn't interfere with her self-respect. That's not just because the knowledge helps her make catchy music out of it, either. But the music helps.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Actual musicians help -- world-beating T-Pain more than world-weary Julian Casablancas. So do other actors.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Hood is too inclined toward dark-side thoughts and the world too inclined toward dark-side realities for the newer songs to come off complacent.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Very minor, rather lovely and it rocks.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The best music here is so deep it's more powerful than the rhymes.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The fun comes easier when he fools around with the title conceit, and even sometimes when he thinks about it.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It's also the rare work of art that captures the dizzy infatuation that is dedicated infant care. All that's missing is a song about sleep deprivation.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The musical construction is so jaunty that they can't be serious even if they're cutting their alienated fans out of the joke. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    What lyrics there are mourn absence and loss, and many of the effects are achieved by fabricating and then calibrating dirty sonics both electronic and organic.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The album belongs to the hip-hop hippie. And an album it definitely is.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Mostly it's the tunes that do the slamming. And though their lyrics may be too sincere for sophisticates, they're not sincere enough to suit the Avetts, a disconnect they'll tell you about.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Right now her main message is just to do all this. If enough people like it, she has the aura of someone who might push the envelope.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Once a punky brat, Jemima Pearl now sounds like a punk broad -- like she might join the Donnas if that was a better job. But listen through the bigger voice and louder mix and you'll hear someone who's thinking all the time.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Polysyllabic and self-aware, this is the best political punk in years.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    On his third solo album, the thematic focus is intense enough to ignite kindling.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Affecting a clarity and delight that pleases the many and confounds the some, their lyrically alluring, structurally hop-skip-and-jumping songs aren't deep. They're just thoughtful fun.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Tune and tempo conquer all even if love doesn't, and soon, if you listen up, you'll hear her toss her head and move on, jubilant in her capacity for jubilation.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    From the start you know this is no mixtape because it's clearer and more forceful. Every track attends to detail, with fun tricks like the chipmunk-chorused "Mr. Carter"'s sudden descent into screwed-and-chopped before Jay-Z comes in.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Striding forward, Cooper won't let that stop her. She hurts, but her chin scarcely trembles at all.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    There are enough sonic strokes here to keep the wrong bizzer in ringtone rappers for a year.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Soused at the student union bar, licking Haagen-Dazs off her beau in literally filthy foreplay, she's weird and you're weird. That makes you mates.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Deconstructing and recontextualizing their tune stock "mais oui," these robot wannabes bathed the unwashed in the blood of the synthesizer, broadening and lowering sounds that in their original substantiations owe not just Detroit techno but Ramada Inn lounge.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    He takes songs easy without throwing them away, and these were written to hold up their end of that bargain.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    For a principled slacker like Snider, diffidence is an aesthetic principle, but here it tends to obscure some affecting little songs.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Not only will you hum snatches, you'll parse lyrical bits, too: a basement-dwelling twentysomething high on Gatorade in an underpopulated housing development, a waitressing job for Solange Knowles.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The reason we care is that she retains her spunk, tunes, and way with a phrase. And not only is she talented, she's really cute.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    His good-old-days laments taste sweet where once they curdled.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The singer isn't up to tenderness and the accordion gets annoying. But the first two tracks are standards in the making, the last two tracks are prophetic and mean, and the blues in between are as pointed as the pop songs are long-winded.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Recorded July 1, 1998, a 78-minute double-CD proves how stiff and thin this made-up collective's mysteriously canonical 1997 studio album is.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Detailing his fidelity on one track, elongating a lap dance on another, he's a decent guy in conceptual command of an aesthetic he invented.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Unlike "Guero" this one really has some war in it.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    If you don't know much about these 30-year veterans except that they're legendary, this probably isn't where to find out why. If you have any idea what I'm talking about, however, partake.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Only a talent as major as Lewis could half bring it off.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    They're brainy about their alienation, they're funny about their alienation, and when they bitch about their relationships their post- or pre-alt normality is exceptionally refreshing.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    One wonders whether 4AD has thrown his critical followers off with its line about how this one abandons autobiography for "mythical creatures" etc.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    It's touching on a human level. Noble, even. I didn't think he had it in him.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Nevertheless, the lost lives and loves he sketches are so painfully familiar they feel like truth. And Ant's homey beats enhance the illusion.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Never thought I'd say this, but RZA isn't missed--the budget production enhances a master lyricist's specialty by subtraction.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The painful detail and joyful exuberance are there once they get going. But in under two years this Welsh punk sextet has matured/devolved from tromping over their pan-sexual alienation like so many glockenspiel-wielding grape dancers to enacting "miserabilia" about how unfulfilling it is to get on your knees next to a urinal.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    It serves up the distorted buzz Congotronics fans jones for, sonics that are generally raunchy even though the thumb pianos also generate balafon beauty, and five lead singers.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    These guys sure can rap and rhyme, and they do.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Still a band that improves everyone in it, and more forthcoming this time, though they really ought to risk despoiling their precious graphics with lyrics.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    A trifle brighter, quicker and fuller than "Gimme Fiction."
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Deprived of Bruce Gilbert's guitar, these fractious lifers return to and improve on their dance-rock '80s.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    'Stay Positive' nails the travails of the aging rock band harder than 'Start Me Up' because it's about fans, and 'Constructive Summer' craftily confuses different ways to get hammered.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The result is less a mixtape than a hip-hop version of a good Augustus Pablo album--more varied, jocular, and disquieting because that's how hip-hop is, but still a single organism.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The subtle flutter of her finest melismatics could give an open-minded person goose bumps. Her coarser melismatics, however, are the usual showoff BS and probably also a commercial prerequisite, like not having a harelip.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    It's far from a shock but definitely a disappointment to watch Ms. Trained Pianist survey her branding options and choose the bland card over the brains card.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Grohl is hookier than Nickelback, which is saying something.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    What the two boil down to is that a parvenu mastering pop music for money has turned into a made man running on vanity. I find that this renders his expert trivialization of murder and such rather less piquant, and I think he does too--that an audacious formal delight has become routine.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    There are three good songs on this 11-track artifact, and deeply vapid though the split-personality bit is, the trick of dividing the album into two CDs does leave a 17-minute dance disc that can be played without gastric distress by any purchaser who isn't picky about diva gangstaism or videophone porn.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    If only she was as sophisticated as she thinks she is. Or as funny. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Talented lad, Turner. Not on this evidence incapable of ever writing quick, clever, cynical little songs again.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Such is the lure of his hypersensitivity that his admirers forgive and even applaud the extreme attenuation of this tastefully decorated click-and-loop.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Although Nick Urata can't match pipes with Richard Hawley, a plus in a way, he's hawking mellifluous overstatement flavored with a nostalgia far enough past its sell-by date that it stinks a little.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Buried at Track 7, the developed rhyme, unkiltered time, unsettling keyboards, and Kenny Garrett sax coda of "Abstractionisms" deliver what the flowery "Caring" and the endless "Do You Dig U?" emphatically do not: the "brand new sound" the finale only brags about.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Just when I'd made my peace with pop prog and begun to hope arty prog would prove another casualty of the age of digital instantaneity, these postrock warriors get the bright idea of adding tune and humor to their higher mathematics.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    It's that he trivializes his own content--not the gangsta, braggadocio no one takes seriously anymore, but the pimp slime.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    At least when the bassist ruled they livened up this overworked dynamic with beats. Now they tax it with tunes.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    This is a new direction? It's not even a halfway decent collection of songs.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Eminem settles for sensationalism straight up, and, worse still, makes you wonder whether he ever truly knew the difference.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Low-tune for a pop band, low-momentum for a rock band, they stand a chance of evoking bad Elvis Costello when they take you by surprise or emote on in the background.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    This airy prog-psych self-indulgence is merely an elaboration of the back half of that debut--the half I tuned out then but appreciate some now, because, even as self-indulgent elaborations go, the follow-up's a doozy.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    These are "rock songs" in Ned Rorem's dreams -- they're as ornate as a high-class geisha house.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Ys
    So much that is sprightly about the debut is subsumed here by ambition, to be kind, and privilege, to be brutally accurate. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Even doing her humble bit, she yells in your ear.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Their skilled playing remains modest enough, but on this subtler and more pretentious material, the skills predominate, and just in case they don't, let's add a string quartet here and real choirboys there.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The turns of phrase are usually cul-de-sacs, the flights into obscurity have bum wings, and do you really prefer, for instance, Vernon's best-in-show "Now all your love is wasted?/Then who the hell was I?" (much less "Only love is all maroon/Lapping lakes like leery loons") to this Creeley ordinaire
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I don't like right-wing Christianists either. But as every oppressed teen in the right-wing orbit knows full well, they're not as garbled and simplistic as Armstrong's anthems insist.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    His plot is so preposterous and unempathetic it's more the appearance of a plot, or an elaborate joke about a plot.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    She has hitched her modest talent to an art-rock wagon she won't outpace anytime soon.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's easy out there for an Oscar winner, but you'd never know it from these entertainment moguls, who pretend or report that they're still investing in mayhem, misogyny and sales careers whose main drawback is that they can get you arrested.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's not as if he overdoes the sexism or sounds like a total lame, although his voice does crack slightly.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The album is unlistenable for a simple reason: Roger Daltrey.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    This two-hour double-CD/triple-LP, their first product since 2001, is grand, somber, amelodic, arhythmic and slow, leaving plenty of time to admire the notes' altered states.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 33 Critic Score
    He knows what reality is. It's giving grief a bad name.