L.A. Weekly's Scores

For 3,750 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 A Bread Factory Part Two: Walk With Me a While
Lowest review score: 0 Deuces Wild
Score distribution:
3750 movie reviews
  1. Shandling comes off as a sleazebag -- all that's missing are the gold chains, tufted chest hair and English Leather.
  2. Laced with brilliantly knotted ideas on race, masculinity and cults of violence.
  3. The only vaguely funny moments are courtesy William Fichtner, as the dead woman's husband, and Jamie Lee Curtis in full metal drag as his furtive squeeze.
  4. No one ever turns into a real character, and none of the scenes have either dramatic or comedic resonance.
  5. Three strikes maybe, but no stars and no thumbs up (except the one way, way up its own ass).
  6. A heartbreaking reminder of all the wars whose frontlines are currently held by the very young, wars that have robbed them not only of family and friends, but of their childhoods as well.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Flat-footed.
  7. Oddly anemic and muted -- BBC Saturday-night material.
  8. A mood of anarchic spontaneity and freshness that thrills.
  9. It's striking on several counts.
  10. A cleverly plotted, cleanly crafted matinee item -- pure entertainment on a romping continuum with Frankenheimer's "Ronin."
  11. Where "American Beauty" was smug and obvious in its dissection of suburban life, Judy Berlin is hilarious, heartbreaking and -- in its graciousness -- unlike any American film we've seen in a long time.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    This is damaged goods from the opening Poly Gram logo.
  12. Dizdar maintains a knife-edged balance in tone throughout the film
  13. That we are supposed to find something to admire in this callow crew is insufferable.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Places Greenberg in historical context -- as a pioneering Jew and as an all-American sports hero.
  14. Well-tuned wisecracks and clever plot twists.
  15. Zhang's work is always worth watching, but this is the first of his films in which the sorrows are so heart-rending, its many comic moments so laugh-out-loud human.
  16. You come away from Boiler Room eager to see what Younger will do next.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A gas, full of just enough whiz-bang animation, but not too much to ruin what has always made Pooh and friends -- adventures work in the past.
  17. Richer and cleverer than any Merchant Ivory movie in memory.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Fortunately, everything comes together splendidly in the last act, and the kids and grown-ups are all first-rate.
  18. Now that's exploitation.
  19. An intermittently gripping, good-looking movie.
  20. A smooth little comedy deserving of more studio support than it got.
  21. There's little to recommend Knockout.
  22. It's a pleasure to report that Scream 3 is an absolute riot, jammed with spicy cameos.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    When you don't find yourself wondering about dialogue that's drowned out by rushing rivers and footfalls in the brush, something is very wrong.
  23. How nice to see a new comic lead (Ferguson) with the confidence not to hog the screen.
  24. Though The Cup is lovely to look at, it has none of the ceremonial rigor mortis of Scorsese's "Kundun."
    • 68 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Springall also deftly weaves the film's most dramatic moments with lighthearted comedy, and the result may be Mexico's best film in years.
  25. Lame comic-strip excuse for a biopic.
  26. Intriguing for a while, then steadily more confusing and finally just incoherent.
  27. (Duffy's) assembled a fine cast -- it's hard to take your eyes off the two young leads -- but he's given them little to do but squeeze triggers and mouth platitudes.
  28. One of those puppy-love movies that make you feel like you're slowly drowning.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The strangeness is sometimes amusing, often showy, and laid on so thick that it's difficult to make the connection.
  29. Given the tainted history of Supernova, it's difficult to figure out where to place blame for either the undernourished screenplay or the moribund action.
  30. It's this trip home that lifts this unpolished, homegrown documentary above the ordinary.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Adds to the current crop of great kids' fare with a most-welcome old reliable.
  31. After enduring 30 minutes of awful slapstick, shit jokes, gags revolving around used condoms, cholo caricatures, and women who are all psychos, sluts or Latina fuck-dolls, I walked.
  32. What's missing from Fantasia 2000 is the shamelessly pandering Disney cutesy that made the original such a full-blooded nostalgic memory.
  33. This is the deepest of Jewison's three racially themed films, the other two being "In the Heat of the Night" and "A Soldier's Story."
  34. Harris and Heche are simply electric together, and "Hill Street Blues'" Charles Haid is wonderfully brash as the venal bishop.
  35. Leuchter is such a riveting, disturbing and finally pathetic character that his story hardly needs embellishing with Morris' fancy visuals and ominous mood music.
  36. Throws us directly into the ring for one of the most brutal fight scenes in American film.
  37. Taymor has done an inspired job of resurrecting one of Shakespeare's unruliest works, just in time for the new century.
  38. Dean Parisot's direction of the funny, affectionately satirical script by David Howard and Robert Gordon is crisp and assured.
  39. Although he never matches the book in either brilliance or sheer perversity, Minghella has remained essentially true to his source.
  40. The director has created a slick, newer-than-new, faster-than-fast entertainment to end all entertainments.
  41. 140 minutes of flat vignette, as dreary and uninvolving as the driving rain that never lets up on the benighted streets of Limerick.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The sort of sick humor even Andy Kaufman would have recognized as well beyond the pale.
  42. The narrative chronology is so heavily hacked about, its tenses so addled and the material so thinly spread across so many characters, one can scarcely keep it straight in one's head without going cross-eyed.
  43. Mangold can't escape the fact that instead of someone in the throes of a genuine existential crisis, his star comes off as -- to paraphrase nurse Whoopi Goldberg -- a spoiled, lazy girl who's afraid to face life.
  44. We never seem to be looking at actors, but at people; never at scenes, but at life unrehearsed.
  45. It's (Stuart's) utter believability that lets us follow him into the ecstasy of absurdity that is the rest of the film.
  46. Demands full attention, if only for the pleasure of watching great actors mine Shepard's harsh, beautiful language for all it's worth.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    With this desperately eager-to-please fable based on a short story and novel by Isaac Asimov, director Chris Columbus clinches his berth as the master of shiny-happy message movies.
  47. Part poem, part jungle blossom, all brilliance.
  48. Roth can obviously direct actors sympathetically, and he paces the movie adroitly.
  49. It's Tobey Maguire, doing fine, subtle work, who holds it all together -- he puts a human touch to what is otherwise expertly wrought hokum.
  50. Robbins has made a drastically different film from the one Welles envisioned -- it's wacky where Welles is absurd, cynical where Welles is canny.
  51. Kirk Douglas turns 83 this very week, and surely the fact that he's pulled a rabbit out of the hat at this late date deserves a deep bow.
  52. A fascinating tragedy, easy to underrate.
  53. It's short, this movie, an attribute Sandler himself might take heed of, and if the teenagers in the back row are laughing harder and more often, you might at least find yourself smiling (guiltily) every few minutes.
  54. A solidly filmed great play.
  55. The ghost story is not half as satisfying as the lovely indie mood piece tucked inside it about a community tending to itself in the wake of a recent wound.
  56. Anjelica Huston, a gifted and sometimes extraordinary actress, has given herself the title role in her second outing as director---a bitof miscasting for which the director, and not the actress, must be blamed
  57. Watching this well-behaved adaptation of one of Greene's most personal novels, you can't help but wish that the novelist had been around to write his own script.
  58. If director Scott Elliott falters, it's only in the spots where he tries to comment on her (Alice's) persecution without being complicit in it.
  59. What transpires is so rich that I've seen this movie three times. The joy of being involved with two wholly truthful (if colorfully fucked up) characters is that exhilarating.
  60. Funny and light, all the more potent for seeming so effortless.
  61. McTeer's performance -- one of the best you'll see this year -- makes you realize anew how rare it is to see a female character this complex in American film.
  62. The film is beautifully shot and filled with fine performances.
  63. A dud.
  64. No parent who's been roped into leading the troops to a matinee need fear being bored: gags are, Simpsons-like, conceived to tickle several generations at once.
  65. An appallingly crude film, with dialogue lifted off bumper stickers, characters stitched together from shorthand clichés (the brassy black drag queen; the fiery little Latin number) and a plot that's on cruise control from the opening credits.
  66. The formula, with its comforting arrangement of familiar elements, is what we're after, and The World Is Not Enough certainly comes through on that front.
  67. There's so little going on with either the film's story or its characters, however, that there is plenty of time to get lost in cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki's eerily beautiful visuals.
  68. Just about everyone worth knowing in All About My Mother is female in spirit, which is to say they're all sexy, impossible, powerfully durable souls, quarrelsome and loyal, inventive at navigating the tragedies.
  69. Rozema seems determined to defrill the Austen trend and charge it with a fiercer sort of femininity.
  70. A lot here is genially entertaining, but it doesn't make for interesting or vital filmmaking, because while Levinson might honestly prefer rye, he makes movies the way Wonder Bread bakes.
  71. That nothing more monumental than an everyday life has occurred to any of the subjects is perhaps the film's most compelling aspect.
  72. A profession of faith, made with the confident disrespect of a true believer.
  73. As with all of Egoyan's films, this new one comes cloaked in an atmosphere of dread, but for the first time there's no real purpose, intellectual or emotional, to all the free-floating anxiety.
  74. Compared to the glib, pandering rosiness of most current chick-flicks, Anywhere but Here is a class act.
  75. (Ferrer's) performance as the sensitive private dick borders on beatific as he stumbles about a nighttime Hollywood Boulevard waxing lyrical about "love, sex and betrayal."
  76. The Messenger may be a caricature of theology, but then Besson is a cartoonist of genius.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    This spineless feel-good nonsense means to warm the cockles of your heart. Somebody check the oven: My cockles were charred.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Little more than a movie of the week with slick visuals and an amped soundtrack.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Are the little ones really getting anything more out of this slightly flashier, exceedingly louder 75-minute version of their usual 30-minute dose of anime hijinks?
  77. Catalog of ugly female stereotypes and rotten jokes.
  78. In the end, Some Fish Can Fly doesn't.
  79. The predicaments of this whiny, unprepossessing crew inspire about as much sympathy as a celebrity divorce.
  80. A portrait of dispossession so acute that it's caused a few critics to cry, Let her eat cake!
  81. By the last third, one is sick to death of seeing people tortured, no real catharsis is offered, and stupid is how one feels.
  82. Gaily seduces you into its fantasy life, then whacks you over the head with a finale that, intentionally or not, functions as a rebuke to the mad optimism of Benigni's pandering film
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Strangely uplifting, a kind of ode to how on Earth we think we're passing the time.
  83. Has the glorious look and immaculate technique we expect from Mann, along with a wealth of superb secondary performances.
  84. (Herzog's) tribute to Kinski doubles as a life-affirming monument to creation in all its variety.
  85. This unassuming, insistently entertaining documentary has the virtue of a great subject.

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