For anyone with egg-chasing enthusiasm this - the sport's first outing on current gen, no less - is painful like a second row standing on your delicates. [Apr 2015, p.79]

The camera, controls, graphics, voice acting and combat aren't just broken - they're hilariously broken. [Oct 2013, p.77]

Wow. When WiiWare stinks, it stinks. Do not waste money on this. [Nov 2008, p.85]

You really have to see it to believe it. That said: don't see it. [Oct 2008, p.84]

One pig ugly game, both visually and spiritually. [Feb 2011, p.95]

The fighting system is more broken than Back Mountain. Avoid. [July 2013, p.75]

This is just awful. [June 2009, p.80]

Simply awful. [Christmas 2011, p.89]

Good for anyone who'd rather be doing algebra than playing "GTA," but it's not as good as "Brain Training." [Jan 2007, p.82]

Not a nightmare, but you'll be wistfully wishing for more excitement. [Sept 2008, p.84]

It technically functions as a shooter. But it needed to be a lot better to fits its gimmick. [Apr 2008, p.75]

In a crowded genre filled with great titles, this is so far off road that it's in a ditch. [Feb 2009, p.78]

A compilation of winter sports events that feels too thrown together together, too difficult to control and too random in the difficulty level stakes. [May 2009, p.84]

It's basic stuff, sure, but where else will you get the chance to kick the face off a ladybird. [Issue#231, p.93]

Flimsy stuff for a steep 800pts. [Jan 2011, p.92]

Neither trick nor treat. Just fine. [Mar 2011, p.91]

Pacifist AI? That's a first. And hopefully last. [Mar 2011, p.93]

Close to essential if you're hooked on the game's two-wheeled fun. [Mar 2011, p.94]

Oddly more-ish. [Mar 2011, p.95]

A great free game. [Mar 2011, p.95]

Plays more like Atari classic Tempest in reverse. [Feb 2011, p.96]

There's some great free content, too. [Feb 2011, p.96]

A fun and fresh take on an old idea. [Sept 2010, p.103]

Reasonably befuddling stuff. [June 2011, p.83]

My Little Hellspawn, more like. [June 2011, p.85]

Gooey looks hide a mean old-school heart. [July 2011, p.91]

Addictive. [Sept 2010, p.103]

Short and repetitive, this is basic stuff for a pretty basic price. [Aug 2011, p.93]