You won't find a more unique title all month, but with zero replay incentive and little in the way of memorable moments, this curio's cost is awfully hard to reconcile. [March 2012, p.102]

We've spent more entertaining evenings rearranging our fridge magnets. [May 2010, p.83]

Of all the games they could have chosen, why did it have to be this one? [Oct 2011, p.95]

It's a generously proportioned campaign, laden with collectibles; shame it's not a bit more fun to mess about in. [Issue#232, p.87]

If you love slow, old-fashioned gameplay, you'll be in heaven here. [Oct 2006, p.84]

It promised the elevate VR to a new level: instead, it's further weakened the case for early adoption. [Oct 2006, p.77]

As dynamic and exciting as being slapped with a warm flannel. [Aug 2007, p.78]

Way too frustrating to control and lacks any sort of gameplay polish. [Mar 2009, p.82]

It's borderline slapstick at times. [June 2013, p.75]

A disappointment. [July 2011, p.93]

No real spark, character or cunning. Will entertain only the extremely undemanding. [June 2007, p.81]

Other games do the same things much better. [July 2010, p.98]

Ideal for complete beginners and Amy-haters, it's one to miss for the rest. [Feb 2013, p.85]

It's not a game, but how long this will entertain you will depend on your, er, recreational pursuits. [Christmas 2009, p.80]

In a crowded genre filled with great titles, this is so far off road that it's in a ditch. [Feb 2009, p.78]

The simplicity of the web game is lost in this flabby, oversized spin-off. [Nov 2012, p.85]

Great potential squandered by unimaginative level design and cheap mechanical failings. [Christmas 2013, p.82]

Technically polished and full of character, but as a game it's horribly frustrating. [Christmas 2006, p.70]

As it stands, it's a beautiful but wasted opportunity. [March 2018, p.81]

Even if the Elder Scrolls cold turkey is hurting bad, buying this would still be a daft decision. [Mar 2011, p.92]

Really difficult and mean-spirited. Puff was magic; Spyro is a jerk. [Christmas 2007, p.84]

The king of Neo Geo struggles to find its footing on XBLA. [Dec 2008, p.84]

Stylish visuals can't save this from being a repetitive and uninspiring experience. [May 2013, p.81]

Not a nightmare, but you'll be wistfully wishing for more excitement. [Sept 2008, p.84]

A repetitive load of rot. [Apr 2009, p.80]

Dragon Ball Z deserves more than this. [Apr 2014, p.78]

A laudable concept let down by poor design. [Oct 2014, p.79]

Go and see the movie instead - it's cheaper, it stars Ricky Gervais and they serve popcorn. [July 2009, p.82]