Nearly incomprehensible story.

A movie of fools, by fools, for fools, Grown Ups 2 is easily forgotten, which isn’t as bad a feature as you’d think.

Looks and moves like a film whose vital organs were yanked before shooting commenced.

Valentine simply mines the same tired, predictable slasher-movie vein as everything else he's (Blanks) done thus far. Send this one back unopened.

A frenetic spoof of 1961's disastrous Bay of Pigs invasion, Company Man is likely to be forgotten quickly by audiences.

An epically miserable viewing experience, go ahead and skip this one unless you’re seeking to answer the riddle of what happens when people don’t try at their jobs.

Flawed at its very core.

Far from the worst film this summer, but it also doesn't rate strong enough to be a future video rental.

In the running for worst film of the year... and it's only April.

An almost total waste of time.

If you've seen one "Scream" rip-off, you really have seen them all.

Almost unbearable.

Re-adjust the levels of cinematic hell, because "Porky's" just got bumped up a notch.

It's just another bad horror film with inadequate young actors chased around a big house by something.

Dreadful suspense piece that has "Mystery Science Theater" appeal written all over it.

The worst thing you can accuse an unutterably bad movie of is sincerity.

Horribly slapdash affair.

Silly teen thriller.

Do not bring children to this movie unless you want them to have nightmares for weeks.

Floating this material slightly above the assembly-line level is the energetic cast and the efforts of writer-director Kris Isacsson.

Could have afforded to be a little loftier and still be quite funny. Instead, it's a waste.

Scary Movie 5 is so massively un-enjoyable, a hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.