Entertainment Weekly's Scores

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Average Movie review score: 67
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7797 movie reviews
  1. One more case of a winning ''SNL'' character tamed by the wan, fizzled farce around him.
  2. The only fun is in watching Stallone square off against Alan Cumming and Mickey Rourke.
  3. Has no pretentions to be anything more than a goose-bumpy fantasy theme-park ride for kids, but it's such a routine ride.
    • 40 Metascore
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    Originally conceived as a videogame, Kaena is now, instead, a creamy-colored yet derivative sci-fi fantasy with a few rip-offs so blatant (''The Empire Strikes Back,'' ''Alien,'' etc.) that even kiddie fans not yet mentally agile enough to make sense of the loopy plot could pick them out.
  4. Soderbergh, in essence, has come up with a plodding and far less psychologically arresting version of ''Ghost.''
  5. When the film version isn't assaulting you with gizmos, it's an awkward, depersonalized piece of hackwork.
  6. Operates on such outdated, unimaginative conventions of movie chemistry that Moore and Brosnan end up appearing older and stodgier than necessary.
    • 58 Metascore
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    The first-rate cast is wasted serving up this melodramatic turkey.
  7. A conflicted entertainment, compromised by trying too hard to impress the restless, self-referential adults in the audience.
    • 52 Metascore
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    It feels wrong; the entire machinery of the movie seems to be rotating around Woody Allen's vanity. He remains a canny (if, in this case, hollow) film craftsman, but by now we know him far too well to be asked to find him adorable.
    • 39 Metascore
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    Crudup is the best navigator a road movie like World Traveler can have, but even he can't single-handedly transport these goods from nowhere to somewhere.
  8. Anxiety is a fair response to a midlife crisis, but that hardly means that we want to see the heroine of a movie spend scene after scene trapped in a nervous dither of indecision. That's exactly what happens in Lucia, Lucia.
  9. Hoffman acts the hell out of the role.
  10. A romantic comedy with all the confectionary value of one of those watery diet shakes; it practically evaporates while you're watching it.
  11. Isn't coherent, exactly, but what dripping-ghoul horror movie is these days? The new rule is, It's not hip to make sense when you're raising hell.
  12. After ''Seven'' and three ''Hannibal'' hits, the audience tolerance for baroque serial-killer flourishes has been duly amped. We require sustained creativity in our sick violence, and Taking Lives, after a token bit of ghastly foreplay, loses its life.
  13. Works hard to be exciting, but the movie scarcely lives up to its title. It could have used a bit of a fuel injection itself.
  14. Lacks even the good, guilty setup of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" -- the sense that the heroes are fleeing the consequences of their own crime.
  15. The animation in Lilo & Stitch has an engaging retro-simple vivacity, and it's nice to see a movie for tots make use of Elvis Presley, but the story is witless and oddly defanged.
  16. This is just cut-rate, generic daughter of Indy Jones hokum.
  17. The plot is a nonsensical mess -- which just caps off the ugliness.
  18. Mark it: Phil Collins officially has nothing more to teach us. The tunes he's composed for Brother Bear are so generic, they're modular.
    • 38 Metascore
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    Slick, fact-based, missionary-themed drama.
  19. It's so shameless, so psychotically nervous about keeping you ''thrilled,'' that the phrase over the top won't do it justice. It's like a drug designed for people who've done every drug and now want to be jet-propelled into numbness.
  20. Only pretends to care about good people who sometimes do bad things. In fact, it hasn't got time for the pain.
  21. Any random episode of Law & Order would be more sophisticated than this heavy-handed, moralistic Southern-lawyer corn pone, directed by Francis Ford Coppola.
  22. May find an audience, but I found it to be a leftover John Hughes triangle.
  23. The actors more eager to goof around in schlumpfy costumes on a low-budget lark than to play their trashy characters with the seriousness such farce requires.
  24. With Intolerable Cruelty, though, something scares me: I cannot detect a heartbeat of feeling, no matter how close I press a stethoscope against the star machinery of George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
  25. Welcome to the brave new world of slut-chic cosmetic feminism.
  26. Special kudos go to Walker, for his dead-on impression of a time-traveling 2x4, and the perpetually hysterical O'Connor, who delivers one of the most grating performances in history.
  27. Unbearable were Witherspoon not such a genuinely attractive performer.
  28. The magnolias in Callie Khouri's fried green movie look limp.
  29. Deliberately quaint and old-fashioned, a once-over-slightly exercise in nostalgic wonder directed by the British-born great-grandson of H.G. Wells, who treats the spirit of his ancestor's novel with literal-minded fealty.
  30. The movie implodes, with each actor less vivid than he or she ought to be and each character less connected to the others than necessary for such an arbitrary plot.
  31. Falls short of its source.
  32. Between cycles of gunfights and glowering, Yun-Fat displays some of the dignity and suave good looks that account for his star status (without much chance to show his wit).
  33. TV's ''I Spy'' knew how to swing. The movie 'I Spy knows only how to scramble and string together moments of Murphy braggadocio and Wilson stoner-ocity, and the sweat shows.
    • 43 Metascore
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    Quiet and sleepy.
  34. A Dirty Shame isn't dirty fun. It's the perv "Footloose."
    • 28 Metascore
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    That creaking noise you hear in Ghost Ship is the rattling of countless plot skeletons that have sunk before.
  35. The truth is, the freakiness kinda turns the director on, and he nearly strangles Suspect Zero with love.
  36. The balance of inspired idiocy to hackneyed buffoonery is out of whack.
  37. While we can agree, for the sake of Iberian-American cinematic friendship, to go along with the whole simplified 1960s swinger premise and ''The Jackie Gleason Show'' choreography, we can also long for the comparatively nuanced 1990s swinger premise of ''Friends.''
  38. It's every bit as nonsensical and overitalicized a mess as ''The Whole Nine Yards.''
  39. The umpteenth recycled shocker about a mystical dark child with an aura of disaster.
  40. Dudsville.
  41. Like a naive modernist hymn made by someone who doesn't, deep down, believe in hymns.
  42. In The Dreamers, Bertolucci wants to take us back to a more revolutionary time, but mostly he ends up recalling the faded revolution of his own glory days.
  43. Slipshod rather than sly. There's no fury to the movie, repressed or otherwise, which may be why when the Revolution arrives, it has all the impact of a guillotine with a deadly dull blade.
  44. There's only one performer in the movie who looks completely at ease with what he's doing: the horse.
  45. The funny thing about Lawrence is he's often paired with a partner (e.g., ''Blue Streak,'' ''Bad Boys,'' etc.), yet has no aptitude for sharing the screen.
  46. A comedy that might have made Butch and Sundance jump off a cliff.
  47. Studded with Lampoon/John Hughes anachronisms.
  48. Thérese unfolds with the sunlight-and-daffodils piety of a Sunday school slide show.
  49. A ripe psychosexual compost heap of a drama that emits a provocative scent of rot and nonsense.
  50. Creator producers Paul Germain and Joe Ansolabehere have come up with some unexceptional children and underdeveloped adults.
  51. Enough to anesthetize the living.
  52. The movie is so busy turning the Sioux characters into photogenic saints that it never quite allows them the complications of human beings.
  53. Requires tremendous restraint not to conclude that this entertainingly apocalyptic mess is about nothing, since it may well be about everything. But I doubt it.
  54. Guy Ritchie's second feature, is a faux tough caper modeled lock, stock, kit, and caboodle on his earlier film ''Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.''
  55. Not until the last 20 minutes does Gozu come fully alive. A man has sex with a seductive beauty, who then gives birth to...well, let's just say it's a sight that may take time to fight its way out of your head.
  56. You'd have to be a stone not to be affected by My Flesh and Blood, but the director, Jonathan Karsh, merges compassion with voyeurism until you can't tell the difference.
  57. There's a certain breed of annoying indie movie in which a character's shyness is portrayed in a manner so coy that it becomes a reverse form of exhibitionism. Jump Tomorrow is that kind of movie.
  58. Comes from the same jolly homage-to-schlock-shock producers who remade ''House on Haunted Hill,'' and the emphasis is shamelessly on ornate scares. But with its high-gloss cast and French art-house actor and director Mathieu Kassovitz (''Hate'') in charge, the movie also shoots for class.
  59. The quaint racial blinders are really on the eyes of the filmmaker, Peter Hedges, who shoves his characters into the narrowest of sitcom slots and seals them there.
  60. Godard, as always, sounds full of insight, yet he uses the past to damn the present in a way that may be reflexively self-serving. In Praise of Love leaves a taste as bitter as poison ash.
  61. Despite some sizzle with love interest Mekhi Phifer, the alluring Alba ends up a desexualized mouthpiece.
  62. The movie is too cute to lose its head in the music. It never generates its own ecstasy.
  63. Want Jesuitical fineness of argument? Look elsewhere. This one merely answers the prayers of those looking for an argument.
  64. The film should have been called ''Lock, Stock and Two Wilting Barrels.''
  65. The director's famously over-deliberate, pause-laden style verges, for the first time, on amateurville, and that gives us too much time to linger on the movie's more bizarre details.
  66. At the Lethal Weapon plant, what you see, after 11 years, are the rusting remnants of a once innovative model.
  67. Mostly a mess: toothless when it should be nasty, not so much madcap as merely frantic.
  68. Kiss the Girls is a fake psychological thriller that turns into a garishly schlocky and implausible bogeyman hunt.
  69. There may be nothing more fun for actors than experimental exaggeration, especially when filming on a Caribbean island. But there’s nothing that makes an audience feel less welcome than not being in on the joke.
  70. About the only thing the movie kills with any decisiveness is your time.
  71. At once hypnotic and baffling, filled with surreal motifs and symbols, Fire Walk With Me could be the most rarefied teen horror film ever made: It's like "A Nightmare on Elm Street" directed by Michelangelo Antonioni.
  72. It's a soothing stoner tableau, a fine dropout fantasy.
  73. Designed to be "inspirational," yet it shortchanges the complex reality of the lives it makes such a show of saving.
  74. Lee Marvin, it must be said, is terrific as the platoon commander, and Fuller deserves props for the film's one sustained sequence: the D-Day attack, in which the platoon gets pinned on the beach for a hellish eternity.
  75. An idiot variation on Frank Capra's ''Mr. Deeds Goes to Town,'' might have been thrown together in even less time than it takes Sandler to get dressed in the morning; it feels sort of like the dumbest corporate comedy of 1987.
  76. By the end, I was starting to ponder questions like, If a vampire mates with a lycan-vamp hybrid, which parent will have to convert?
  77. When we finally do see what happened, it's a genuine shock, a nightmare vision of a hedonist who forged his own hell.
  78. This is the sort of movie in which everyone on screen is swathed in gauzy benevolence. You practically have time to say a prayer in the dead spaces between lines.
  79. Glum and depersonalized, as if Eastwood couldn't muster the energy to guide us through this maze of improbable twists. [14 Feb 1997, p. 39]
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  80. At once spectacular and inert -- a mosaic impersonating a movie; an empty-shell epic.
  81. Jolie, in this movie at least, has exactly two expressions: blank wistfulness and blank dismay. She reduces the tides of history to one more raided tomb.
  82. When Bebop's anime characters stand still, chirping their strangely stilted, dubbed talk and not moving their strangely blank faces, I feel lost on Mars myself.
  83. The movie could have used a brain transplant. It doesn't explore injustice -- it just exploits it.
  84. The movie is altogether too infatuated with its ramshackle spirit. Most of the gags take after the characters -- they just sit there.
  85. Divided into chapters, the film jumps around in time, which means that we get to observe Shimizu's utter failure to develop his characters from endless narrative angles.
  86. The movie never gives its heart freely and honestly to the satiny whirl of post-"Chicago" showbiz spectacle it so clearly wants to be.
  87. An act of nose-thumbing that never quite figures out how, or even where, to position its thumb.
  88. Weirdly moving.
  89. This is a movie so devoted to metal that it couldn't care less about the flesh it destroys.
  90. The number of levels on which these pros trade on their diminished reputations makes the movie an inside joke rather than a funny one. If Spade thinks otherwise, he's nucking futs.
  91. There are two sparks of light amid the trifling dialogue and bad faux-'80s love-on-the-beach montages in Havana Nights, and they are the film's costars.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    One quarter ''True love waits,'' three quarters ''Cowabunga!,'' all pretty clumsy.
  92. What in the Buddha's name is going on in I Heart Huckabees? Russell has come up with a grab bag of ideas that don't stick with you because they don't stick together.

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