cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 64 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Don’t Believe the Truth... probably isn’t Oasis’ nadir (that distinction arguably being due to 2002’s atrocious Heathen Chemistry), but one could be fooled for thinking so.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 62 Critic Score
    It’s an intermittently interesting and somewhat forward looking work-in-process, but at the moment Hebden sounds like an underground hip-hop producer with a few ideas but no MC.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 43 Critic Score
    As formulaic and boring a rock album as you’re likely to hear in 2005.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    What’s particularly interesting about Demon Days is not that they have half of a good record--there are plenty of albums that can’t even manage that--it’s that it’s so clearly the first half.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 94 Critic Score
    The Woods is an incredibly intense rock record even by S-K’s lofty standards; it's a call to arms that will hopefully force complacent indie kids to demand more from their rock music.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    He’s back in the groove here: relaxed, confident, weird in his own special way, smart, and ready to make great albums again.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    Be
    Sure, there’s no “Watermelon” or “Communism”, but Be’s wit presents on a grander scale than a dependence on sprinkled, chucklable oneliners would allow.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    Push Barman truly captures the trajectory of the band’s seven-year career in about two hours, and it does so in a way that does the band justice.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    This band simply isn’t the same without a little darkness to balance the overwhelming light, and rarely do the songs pick up the slack.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    Mezmerize works as a synopsis of the most effective weapons in the band’s arsenal.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    These songs are all coherently-arranged, positive, played in major keys, very easy to listen to and enjoyable on their surface.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Two thirds of a great album.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    What sticks out most about Spoon, five albums in, is how singular they sound, like a jut of brilliant rock standing unfazed by crashing tides of trends and hopeful hype.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 26 Critic Score
    Make Believe finds Cuomo donkey-punching the formaldehyde-soaked corpse of his former glory.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    Hal
    Hal is basically just a pleasant, fun album.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Kidnapped by Neptune is overly long and ambitious, even if it is a determined step towards something far more interesting.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    The majority of Carousel just plain sounds the same. It might as well be the same pace, might as well be in the same key, might as well be the same vocal melody over and over; it's a carousel if there’s ever been one.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    While it's a coalition of fantastic talents, Themselves submit to the expectations of a pussy glitch-pop crowd, and the Notwist mistakenly assume that hip-hop fans don't want songs with dynamism or structure.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    Somehow, it all works remarkably well together. There are a number of songs that feel like guilty pleasures, and the Gram Parsons/Bob Dylan/Neil Young influences are worn on Adam’s sleeve, but lets face it: we’d all rather hear Ryan doing this than trying to bite ‘70s FM rock or Brit-pop shoegazer nonsense.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    The album ups the ante on everything that made Up in Flames so astounding, and adds more pop structure to the chaotic bliss-outs, resulting in what is probably his biggest achievement to date.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 54 Critic Score
    The strategy is the same: start with a basic, inoffensive and unambitious melody, repeat it over and over again, toss on a few scatting horns (between three and five notes only, please, and let’s keep dissonance to a minimum) and whatever other trinkets are in the studio, and voila! An instantly forgettable pop breeze.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Take Finn’s vocals out of the equation and you have a fun and even innovative garage band steeped in the brand of classic rock to which indie has never properly paid its due. With Finn, they’re monotonous, even annoying.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    The best songs on The Forgotten Arm reveal the extremes of love and despair under their smiling masks, but the sorrows of the album are tempered by what can only be Mann’s own joy.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    Perhaps its primary feat is that the music manages to sound fresher than anything industrial-tinged has a right to sound.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    The band have always been the holding of hands between kinda-Kyuss stoner rock and spazzy synth pop, but The Wedding is unique in that it is something conclusively Oneida but also conclusively marked of indie’s recent resurgence on the mainstream pop-cultural landscape.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    The Ponys' arms are so full of the good old stuffs, they can't offer much that's new or really interesting, yet they're talented enough to make it difficult to care about that sort of thing.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    [The] drums generally sound weaker and lazier than anything [he's] done before, [the] songs lack strong structure and hooks, [and his] topical matter’s a bit one-tracked.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    When I say “melancholy masterpiece” I mean “beautiful, melodic progressive pop bombast with realistically contemplative lyrics," not “Damien Rice."
    • 63 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    Unsurprisingly, the formula still works just fine, and in more than a couple spots, it’s revitalized and intensified to great effect.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The songs on Paper Tigers are waifish, white-bread, cliché-based ditties that deserve to have every nonexistent nuance carelessly overlooked, the listener satisfied in knowing that those unexplored depths remain uncharted simply because they contain abysses of nothing.