cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Cansei de Ser Sexy is a catchy, brief, and sweaty romp, but nothing that will wow, nothing that’ll smart, nothing that’ll leave a phone number next to the dildo on the bedside table the morning after.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    [Disc 1] is fantastic and worth the price of admission in and of itself.... Sadly, the results [on disc 2] sound more like the soundtrack to a bad '80s cop movie than appropriate or even interesting re-takes of some of the best pop songs ever penned.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Sure, they love the album and want more people to know about it: admirable. But c’mon, why not just get rip-roarin’ drunk, bring in a bunch of friends, and make a legendary album of their own.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Inoffensive, largely listenable, and accessible, the album is still stunted, and so never reaches the peaks of "The Civil War," still their best and most fully formed effort.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Problem is, In Space isn’t a Big Star album. Or particularly good, for that matter.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Magic manages to creep into a flat din, and tact is lost to nostalgia.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    It’s entertaining, sure, but also empty and a bit soulless.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    If anything, this is an effective teaser for a new Broadcast album, since many of the tracks here could easily be part of great Broadcast songs, but in this form, they aren’t, and it’s clear that we both know that.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    In Our Bedroom After the War is half of an above average album, which is unfortunate if only because the band's still clearly capable of gorgeous pop convulsions when they lay off the theatrics and let their rhythm section rev things up.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Beyoncé’s an artist who’s not sure how to sell her full personality and craft in lieu of selling what she thinks we want.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    This band simply isn’t the same without a little darkness to balance the overwhelming light, and rarely do the songs pick up the slack.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Year Zero massively benefits from lowered expectations. Reznor channels his anger, focuses it and takes a much-needed breather from his tried-and-true formula of nihilism and the question of self-destruction, but at its core the album has very little to teach us or anything original to say.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Though The Sun has plenty of accomplished performances by a capable and experienced band, it’s not very exciting stuff.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    The net effect here is that Super Animal Brothers III is the stem of a great dance record with some irony smeared on it, shit-on-canvass style. Sure, it ends up making a statement, but…why?
    • 65 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Pretty dull.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Whatever its origins, Psychic Chasms extols no actual reasons for being those ways, instead touching on now-expected tropes and empty gestures to fund a handful of ready-made critical anecdotes and popular opinions.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    For an album so brazenly loud it leaves little impression; as a record supposedly about statements, it makes very few intelligibly. Most inexcusably, it lacks imagination.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Tiger plays like a huge pastiche of past releases.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    This isn’t a bad release, and chances are, if you liked Cross, you could like this just as much. But it’s not going to contain any new revelations, and the extra reverb and applause are not enough to justify the release of a live album.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Zeitgeist isn't a good record, but it is good work.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Begone Dull Care spans eight aimless, meandering slow jams--each averaging a bloated six and a half minutes--and, returning to the pacing issues that threatened to put "So This Is Goodbye" fans to sleep, there’s simply not enough to distinguish one track from the next.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    The French Kicks have become too smooth and repetitive; they have been polished featureless and barely resemble four distinct personalities contributing to one idea.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    This album simply sounds like their first with inferior production and less-memorable songs.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Kinsella’s unrelenting lack of melody, his horribly self-absorbed and nebulous lyrics, and an overall misuse of timing force the rest of the mix into the periphery for a more numbing, frustrating listen.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    "Bait and Switch," the best song on Port of Morrow, recaptures some of this eager, joyful glee; but in my opinion, the rest of the album holds none of these virtues.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
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    Popp sounds as if he's having a ten-year-old argument with himself, and though he's certainly earned the right to make the point that this argument still holds currency, O is less than convincing.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    So, um, good? Yeah, but in the same way grilled cheese sandwiches are.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    There’s something oddly sweet about how completely out of step Eels are with trends and genres, something nourishing about how secluded their music has become. Shame, then, that it must necessarily also be so exclusive.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Patrick Wolf still engenders a puzzling and sometimes fascinating discussion about romanticism and pretension and authenticity and songwriter worship, but what’s disappointing is that he seems to no longer be a part of that discussion, simply the subject of it.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Their rhythm section (ooh, two drummers!) is serviceable but generally underwhelming, and song by song the record just falls flat.