cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    Pleasure essentially satisfies, even if I have to admit that it's hard not to feel absolutely, completely, and totally lied to by virtually everything about Pure X that isn't their music.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    Born Ruffians are as eloquent in their summation of today’s indie rock style as any other likeminded band; in that sense Red, Yellow & Blue is as literate and aware as its title’s reference to primary colors implies. But knowingly limiting one’s scope to temporary fun predictably keeps the band from turning out something with lasting power.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It’s unquestionable that Shine contains more than a few of the most embarrassing recorded moments of Anastasio’s career... More often than not however, Shine serves as a fine reminder that Anastasio is a pro who’s been doing the rock thing far too long to release a crap product.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Substantive lyrics aren’t part of Pip Brown’s forte but, then again, they’re totally unnecessary in the genre to which she peddles.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    The album is imminently listenable, providing a brisk background as easily as it rewards a close listen.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Heavy comes across more a shtick than Beginning Stages ever did.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    Nitetime Rainbows has its moments of bliss, but they aren’t as enveloping as I’d hoped; the problem here is that you wake too early from the dream.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    While sonically it's different from anything else on Rich Forever, it's a product of the same insecurity machine that produces the rest of the tape's insistent cajoling.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    I’m convinced that Bechtolt and Evans have a ton of potential that’s simply going completely unrealized for all but about nine minutes of See Mystery Lights, which leaves it feeling like a party that never actually gets going for some inexplicable reason as everyone involved tries too hard.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The Dead Weather have released another quickly recorded batch of entirely unmemorable, unpleasantly limp rock music showcasing Jack White’s increasingly irrelevant take on garage, blues, post-punk, and guitar refuse.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Zimmerman's toned-down delivery and seeming refusal to belt out his lyrics, combined with the slow, slow sprawl of the tracks herein, make Dub Egg an exhausting and arid listen, even when its tracks are so individually satisfying.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 9 Critic Score
    Sets a new bar for self-consciously unlikeable indie rock.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    King Animal bucks the trend by being reasonably good. It is unquestionably a Soundgarden album, and far better than anyone had a right to expect.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Said new record is what one would expect: wholly similar to their first three records in that it’s got three possible hit singles, a useless Side B, and is proudly derivative of at least six other bands. They are amusingly impervious to trends. So long as you can get your head around the fact that it’s, y’know, Stone Temple Pilots, this, their self-titled sixth full-length, is far better than any pointless reunion album needs to be.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Underwhelming.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Basically, if you're a Suede fan looking for a way forward in 2011, then factorycraft is your personal lifeline, a snake-hipped mating dance with a guy who's got a mouth like a Hearts supporter, a mouth that exists purely to confess-jealously, restlessness, rashes, warts, and all. Happy scratching.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Her multitudinous influences, free from the collagen that an omnipresent production team offered, have dissolved and separated out of their former matrix, the subsequent runny blotches of genre-hashing burbling up to fill Kelis Was Here with rubbish that has no discernible order.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    Despite all the quasi-soundtrack leanings, Pivot also possess that rare balance of immediacy and densely populated song-spans.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 62 Critic Score
    Sings Live! is clearly an offering from Colin Meloy to his devoted fans who have either especially enjoyed his shows or have never had the opportunity to attend them. In that respect, this live collection achieves its (hardly lofty) goals, and for that Meloy should be applauded, perhaps not as raucously as at his shows, but, y’know, a golf clap would be appropriate.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Well, here’s a disappointment so mild I can barely taste it. I think I’m disappointed, maybe, but I’m not sure how much or wherefore.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    While undoubtedly charming in it’s naivety, it also feels slight and transitional, filled with a sense of thin momentary distraction.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    The ethno-tinted dreampop of School of Seven Bells left me stymied and listless and, most crucially for a critic, at a loss for words.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    In Our Bedroom After the War is half of an above average album, which is unfortunate if only because the band's still clearly capable of gorgeous pop convulsions when they lay off the theatrics and let their rhythm section rev things up.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    While hardly the evolutionary leap forward that the band had suggested was afoot, Tonight is still, inarguably, fine for now.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    The result is predictably less than comfortable, though certainly not in a difficult, experimental way.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    A workmanlike effort that won’t do anything to harm the Phish legacy, but isn’t notable enough to make me wish that the band wasn’t packing it in.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Lurking somewhere in its spotty 80+ minutes lies an excellent 40 minute album, one of the best the Foos have ever done. As is, though, with its heaps of filler, dated production and needless segregation of rockers from ballads, it may actually be their weakest.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    With a Cape and a Cane sounds almost nothing like its predecessor; the songs ring a million times clearer and the hooks bite far harder.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    Of course it’s cheeseball, as we all were at that age. But that’s ultimately what makes this accessible, highly-listenable album a reinvigoration of both catalogue and genre.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 62 Critic Score
    The libretto/story/concept of the album is of absolutely no interest to me, and it won't be to you either.