cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Those already on the Charlatans bandwagon will likely enjoy enough of Simpatico to warrant its purchase, but there's no questioning that's its one of their weaker efforts.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    III
    With a span of almost three-quarters of an hour, the eight components of III are on the fat side of five minutes per head, though each imbued with sufficient ingenuity to stave off the threat of bloating.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    But beyond these select numbers ['Empty Bottles,' 'Taste' and 'Bad Dream/Hartford’s Beat Suite'] we essentially get several takes on the same fuzz, inflating a Stooges balloon with Patti Smith’s intonation and hoping that shit don’t pop.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    The blame for this tedium, as far as I’m concerned, sits squarely with Johnson, whose vocals are an acquired taste to begin with, but here assert themselves even more obnoxiously than before.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Despite being quite well-realized and able to sustain a single mood for so long, the album sounds increasingly like a missed opportunity as it progresses, with the two songwriters' work almost never achieving a real sense of cohesion.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Which isn’t to say that the rest of the album isn’t impressive at certain points, though the law of diminishing returns weighs heavily here.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Of Montreal will always appeal to anyone looking for a world to get lost in. Is it too much to ask for him to visit ours once in a while?
    • 73 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Sky Blue Sky’s only ambition is to capture the warm tones of the early '70s rock FM they grew up on and clearly love. The execution is flawless. One can’t help but ask, however, “What’s the point?”
    • 82 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Though it's fun, pretty, well-constructed, and hits the buttons, those very facets are in danger, in the absence of Cox's beautiful vulnerability, of becoming what this sound is all about.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    So, while Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!! is a pretty good album and as characteristically lip-smacking as Cave is capable, it’s only engaging in the details which, unfortunately, are hard to hear because Cave’s screaming something about vulvas over top.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    The album's substance is obscured by the distracting presence of its production.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Ultimately, Arthur & Yu’s singing (the moniker adopted from cutesy childhood nicknames) becomes the simple reason to bend over, submit, and love the album, even when whimsy threatens an otherwise wry batch of dirty lyrics.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Two thirds of a great album.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    The majority of Carousel just plain sounds the same. It might as well be the same pace, might as well be in the same key, might as well be the same vocal melody over and over; it's a carousel if there’s ever been one.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    The cacophony raised by this album is not so much the kind that unsettles us in important and challenging ways, but is the commercial noise of a spectacle without a center, of emotion so generic we are instantly desensitized to it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    The Most Serene Republic demonstrate plenty of talent in frustratingly short bursts on their debut.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    II
    II is a lovely little record, but many of its charms are scripted; even charming people get old when you are forced to spend too much time with them.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    When they’re trying, as they do especially on the first half of the album, Cannibal Sea can be quite enjoyable.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    It's not that Several Shades doesn't showcase Mascis's talents. It just denies us his flashiest ones.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    While not any real cause for concern amongst Boom Bip fans, Blue Eyed in the Red Room is not the masterpiece that they might be hoping for.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    One could dwell on the poetics of Vermont’s lyrics if they were more understandable; despite a high-flying voice, she enunciates with a marble-mouth worthy of Michael Stipe. Even Bejar isn’t invulnerable here, tacking on guitar solos to cover holes in the songwriting walls.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    This turns out to be an interesting but ultimately disappointing experiment, and the reason for its failure is telling: unlike the posturing shitgaze set who lean on lo-fi as a superficial crutch, How to Dress Well never treated lo-fi as a simple affectation, and as a result he can't walk away from it so easily.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    These songs, especially in the album’s first half, are uniformly gorgeous—the melodies are often quite good, and this record is all about finding ways to showcase melodies—but they suffer from sameness.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    It works as an introduction of sorts to this young band, who have a surplus of great ideas (and, hey, it's a free download). But it's little more than a starting point, a segway, an ice-breaker, to the much meatier discussion that Ashes provokes.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Take Care, like all of the EITS albums, still has quite a lot going for it: its bombastic gestures are still appropriately dramatic, its production still crackles and shines exquisitely, its conventional undulations are still paced for maximum emotional effect. But there is no surprise or wonder to be found here, no chances or risks taken.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The nearly impossible thematic scope attempted and deftly handled here is a tribute to Will Sheff's dexterity and range as a songwriter (if not a vocalist), and the band's chops for being able to keep pace.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    None of the really experimental stuff is so egregious to mar the album; it’s just fairly disposable after one keen listen. On the other hand, the good, funky stuff isn’t quite as good or funky as it has been in the past.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Better to think of this one as a purposefully delineated double A-side.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    X
    It’s not [her] strongest performance so far, and that comes basically down to song choice and production.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    It’s 1980, honey. It’s always 1980 in here. Enjoy yourself; let yourself go.