cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    La Cucaracha is still a bit of a disappointment, short on memorable tunes and a bit muddier and more piecemeal than it should be.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    This is a power-pop album released by the biggest Fall Out Boy-ish band working today, on a major label, but it’s also 50.4 minutes of Fall Out Boy music--an extended, incomprehensible and surprisingly marketable clamor, ambulance siren loud, of contradictory signifiers.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    Down to the near-microscopic details, down to the faintest rough edge on his smoothest vocal landscapes, down to the last moments on the final track: it's a self-sustaining, well-rounded album that stands well without Bon Iver-especially without a drum solo.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Cansei de Ser Sexy is a catchy, brief, and sweaty romp, but nothing that will wow, nothing that’ll smart, nothing that’ll leave a phone number next to the dildo on the bedside table the morning after.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    The Citizens have a clear knack for arranging and a commendable ability to tackle a series of genres and combine them into an enjoyable full-length. The only real problem here being that the actual songs aren't nearly as good as their talent might hint at.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The album's aesthetic conceit may read better on paper than it plays on record, but it's hard not to be impressed by Oneida's continued dedication to experimenting with what is now perceived as their core sound.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    With both "Everybody" and now Car Alarm, the Sea and Cake would appear to be in the midst of an inspiration streak unheard of since their first three albums, and we’re richer for it. Impressive for a quartet of mid-‘40s post-rockers on their eighth record.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    I’m convinced that Beck Hansen has a few more good albums in him. One thing’s for sure, though: The Information isn’t one of them.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Unfortunately, too much of Snakes and Arrows is dominated by mid-tempo, lumbering behemoths.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    Striking stylistic tics like this pop up all over Clues, and the contextualizing effect is undeniable: for good or ill, it’s nigh impossible to hear this album anew, free from preconceptions.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    It’s rather difficult to describe the feelings and aural excitements wrought by Blood, Looms and Blooms, but suffice to say it’s the work of a powerfully brilliant and individual artist.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While Lightning Bolt may fall somewhat shy of that goal ["the Best Album"], it is a more than solid effort to satisfy the legions of fanboys born between ’77 and ’84, and a convincing argument for their continued existence.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 52 Critic Score
    You Can Have What You Want is like "Turn on the Bright Lights" (2002) without the drama, without a voice as deep or distinct as Paul Banks’, and without the hooks. Instead of all that, Papercuts opt for a vague, beige production and generally indecipherable lyrics that may or may not be about some kind of futuristic utopia/dystopia.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    While this solo venture is a unique take on the sound developed with BMSR, his song structures and instrumentation are built-in with monotony, practically usurping the purpose of developing a creative solo project in the first place.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    As a pure, balls-out rock n' roll record, Half Smiles of the Decomposed is certianly on par with the likes of Isolation Drills and Universal Truths and Cycles.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Considering the extent to which they seem to follow whatever musical desires grip them at the time, rather than following an overarching path, it's not much of a disappointment to suggest they haven't quite graced the heights of their best work here
    • 73 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    True, it is also the kind of soaring, gleefully overwrought, overproduced, folk pop that drive detractors to acts of libelous message board violence and depravity. But if "inauthentic" means commercial then it should be noted that Hazards is essentially the definition of a passion project.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    The hyperactive channel surfing of most punk music is here eschewed in favor of rumination on individual sounds, hypnotic repetition having more in common, perhaps, with ambient or noise than conventional rock. And like the best of those other genres, the album is finely scoped to just these eight complimentary, textural songs.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Dancer Equired is short at thirty minutes, but it does the job of re-leasing Times New Viking's mad energy.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    Ross seems to lack any sort of awareness of his shortcomings, dutifully plowing through middling, obvious shit-talking.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    Here, they succeed just by doing what they do best, taking few chances, but sounding more comfortable in their own skin than they have in a very long time.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    For an established pop writer like Thomas this sort of effort is long overdue, a necessary rung on the twisted, misdirecting ladder towards writing one of those singular, inexplicable albums.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The record is a virtuosic display of talent (I don’t even know what sounds I’m hearing on the chorus of “Juliann Wilding”) but it comes across both too eager to impress and too self-satisfied to edit.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    With the gentle, delicate soundscapes of Let Go mostly replaced by energetic guitar riffing, Nada Surf can only transcend the limitations of the '90s sound for so long.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    An Object scales back the ambitious and ostensibly ambient sound of Everything in Between (2010), but it remains gloomily meditative.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Sky Blue Sky’s only ambition is to capture the warm tones of the early '70s rock FM they grew up on and clearly love. The execution is flawless. One can’t help but ask, however, “What’s the point?”
    • 73 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Devotion is a delicate, often gorgeous listen that flows remarkably well, though I can’t help but attribute its coherence to the utter lack of variation among its eleven songs.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The full-band songs rarely manage the sort of charismatic country-rock crunchiness that made What Comes After the Blues so endearing on repeated listen. On the other hand, the solo tracks can’t really match up to the almost uniformly excellent offerings on Let Me Go.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    The results are occasionally--surprisingly, even--very nice.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's a broken diorama, exceedingly imperfect, and as moving for what it isn't as for what it is.