Chicago Reader's Scores
- Movies
For 6,312 reviews, this publication has graded:
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42% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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56% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 4.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
| Highest review score: | I Stand Alone | |
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| Lowest review score: | Old Dogs |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 2,983 out of 6312
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Mixed: 2,456 out of 6312
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Negative: 873 out of 6312
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J.R. Jones
Blaise and Walker cleverly widen the aspect ratio as the hero's consciousness changes and make some lovely pictures of the northern lights, but the atrocious Phil Collins score (with a vocal by Tina Turner) filled me with evil spirits.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
Distributors are clearly scraping the bottom of the barrel with this flimsy exposé of presidential adviser Karl Rove.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
The set decor is more intricate than any of the characters.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
A horror comedy with one shocking scene and one very funny one.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
A rather stagy and creaky early talkie (1931) by Alfred Hitchcock, adapted from a John Galsworthy play.- Chicago Reader
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Director-writer Steven Silver deftly juxtaposes exciting (and sometimes horrific) battle re-creations with scenes of the photographers' personal lives.- Chicago Reader
- Posted Apr 21, 2011
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Hank Sartin
Cattaneo proceeds gamely, though without much spark, through this familiar fare, but at least Nesbitt, with his sly, oddball charm, is fun to watch.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
By turns morally compelling and racially paternalistic, this provocative drama may be the first halfway truthful war movie to hit multiplexes since "Three Kings."- Chicago Reader
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Bill Stamets
The heaving computer-generated sea swells doesn't match the conventionally animated characters. The action scenes are too antic, but directors Tim Johnson and Patrick Gilmore serve up a sweet romantic subplot.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
As Adam Sandler vehicles go, this isn't quite as dire as "Eight Crazy Nights," but any movie that has to fall back on Rob Schneider rubbing his nipples has some serious script issues.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Thematically the film starts off like “The Believer,” Henry Bean's 2001 drama about an anti-Semitic Jew, and winds up like “Sullivan's Travels” without the comedy.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
I was haunted afterward by its seething rage at the malicious paternalism and sexual hypocrisy of fundamentalist Christians.- Chicago Reader
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You can tell from the credit sequence—when Paul Newman takes four minutes to execute a simple expository gag—that this Stuart Rosenberg sequel to Harper is likely to be an interminable drag. And the opener is really the high point of an alleged thriller that wastes the talents of Newman, Joanne Woodward, Murray Hamilton, and Tony Franciosa, and telegraphs all its narrative twists with the subtlety of a Chicago building inspector explaining how to avoid a violation.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
The silly story is basically just an excuse for some thrills and goofy one-liners, but even if the more likable characters tended to get killed off too early for my taste, I wasn't bored.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Director Billy Kent seems to have instructed most of his actors to behave like robotic sitcom characters; the principal exception is Danny DeVito, who simply behaves like Danny DeVito.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
This ambiguously pitched comedy--its idea of sexy humor is a cheerleader farting--shoots for camp without bothering with satire.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
Political incorrectness, gross-out humor, references for their own sake, and some real wit are distributed over the 85 minutes with an unusually consistent sense of timing and proportion, and the tone is just right.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
This action comedy transforms LAPD detective Chris Tucker from an intolerably annoying egotist into a practically lovable intolerably annoying egotist.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
Superior 2002 farce by Walsh, Roberts, and Katie Roberts, all veterans of Chicago's ImprovOlympic who went on to form the Upright Citizens Brigade.- Chicago Reader
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Dave Kehr
The first-time director, Harold Ramis, can't hold it together: the picture lurches from style to style (including some ill-placed whimsy with a gopher puppet) and collapses somewhere between sitcom and sketch farce. Male bonding remains the highest value of the Animal House comedies: women are trashed with a fierceness out of Mickey Spillane.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
This three-hour 1962 remake of the Charles Laughton-Clark Gable MGM classic (1935) was the first production in which Marlon Brando really ran amok, with various delays causing the budget to skyrocket. Hardly anyone was pleased with the results.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
No movie with Kevin Spacey as a heartless prick can be all bad, but this gambling thriller, based on Ben Mezrich's nonfiction book "Bringing Down the House," hasn't got much else going for it.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
In many respects this is a black counterpart to The Naked Gun, and very nearly as funny; the bounty of antimacho gags is both unexpected and refreshing.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
It's a subject that guarantees a certain amount of liberal tongue clucking, though director Jeff Renfroe wisely concentrates on suspense instead of sermons.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
This asthma-inducing adventure set on K2 starts out seeming as if its corny storytelling and phony-looking settings were designed to show that it's as much about genre-movie conventions as anything else.- Chicago Reader
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Bill Stamets
Television director Michael Lembeck maintains a tidy pace suitable for commercial breaks, and though the committee-written script cites fuzzy logic, eBay, and Utah marital customs, it predictably avoids any mention of Christ.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Morrow and his collaborators so clearly believe in this project that I was carried along, often charmed and never bored.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
For my money, what keeps it bearable is mainly the mugging of the older folks -- not just Jack Black, who steals the show in a part seemingly inspired by John Belushi, but Catherine O'Hara, John Lithgow, and cameos by Chevy Chase, Lily Tomlin, and Kevin Kline.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
Though there's a crime to be solved, a romance to go awry, and lots of trooper-police politics to elaborate on, the strangely drawn out pacing somehow feels fresh rather than oppressive.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
On a mindless exploitation level this is pretty good, but on other levels it seems to make promises that it fails to deliver on; none of the deaths carries any moral weight, and the climactic special-effects free-for-all tends to drown out all other interests.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
One of the few Romero films written by someone else (Rudolph J. Ricci), it has a good eye for the kind of unglamorous middle-class life seldom seen in American movies.- Chicago Reader
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- Posted Apr 14, 2012
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
The script itself—credited to Ronald Bass, and adapted from Nancy Price's novel—is a tissue of so many stupid and implausible contrivances that the only possible way of enjoying it is by taking your brain out to lunch.- Chicago Reader
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Dave Kehr
More mannered than stylish, more would-be tragic than comic, the film is all surface and comes up fatally short on warmth, humor, and insight.- Chicago Reader
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Cliff Doerksen
To judge from this agonizing documentary, sniveling man-child Joaquin Phoenix was put on earth to make us appreciate Crispin Glover for the level-headed fellow he is.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
[Farrellys'] great achievement is forcing those of us addicted to eye candy to see we have a problem.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
Writer-director Pupi Avati has a such a fine sense of narrative proportion that this Italian feature unspools like silk.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
A consistently light yet derisive tone, modest production values, and masterful comic timing allow writer-director-star Trey Parker to expose cultural hypocrisies with precision. His performance--in both the movie and the movie within the movie--is dramatic and poker-faced, seamless and hilarious.- Chicago Reader
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Andrea Gronvall
The movie includes some tony philosophizing about the conflict between science and faith, but it's mostly a beat-the-clock chase through Rome (nicely evoked in Salvatore Totino's lush cinematography).- Chicago Reader
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Dave Kehr
Out of five directors—John Huston, Ken Hughes, Robert Parrish, Joseph McGrath, and Val Guest—only McGrath manages to connect with this brontosaurian James Bond parody.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
The new jokes all seem like discards from a Rob Schneider comedy, but for the most part director Peter Segal (Anger Management) and screenwriter Sheldon Turner play a good defensive game, sticking close to the original film's story.- Chicago Reader
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Andrea Gronvall
Too slavish in its devotion to 50s sci-fi conventions to work as parody or camp, this indie comedy by "The X-Files" alumnus R.W. Goodwin sinks under the weight of its homage.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
Watchable but not very gripping. Patricia Clarkson does her best with an underwritten part as the young man's terminally ill mother, and British actor Ken Stott is excellent as the grieving husband she leaves behind.- Chicago Reader
- Posted Aug 18, 2011
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Andrea Gronvall
Credit production designer Therese DePrez and set decorator Clive Thomasson for the marvelous setting, a charmed building with a life of its own.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
Any guy who sits through this date movie deserves to get to third base at least.- Chicago Reader
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Andrea Gronvall
More tart than sweet, this contemporary fairy tale provides a worthy vehicle for the fearless Christina Ricci.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
This sprawling and ambitious three-part Canadian film traces the spread of AIDS on three continents, but it gets off to a confusing start… By the time the movie returned to Africa, it had lost me despite its talented cast and its noble intentions.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
But the inspirational aspects of the tale--which mainly has to do with the determination of Close to form a vocal orchestra at the camp, despite the class divisions between the women--never quite carry the dramatic impact they're supposed to.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Striking to look at, though often offensively opportunistic, this mainly comes across as a throwaway shocker with energy to spare. There's not much thought in evidence though.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
The two characters' pasts are so sketchy here that the drama lacks any serious emotional underpinning.- Chicago Reader
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Andrea Gronvall
Benjamin Bratt lacks the dynamism one would expect of the commanding officer of a U.S. Rangers rescue unit; James Franco, however, is solid in the less flashy role of the mission's mastermind, and as the POW leader Joseph Fiennes manages to be heroic while prettily languishing from malaria.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Drawn from a children's book by Croatian illustrator Milan Trenc, this fantasy isn't exactly heavy, but its ideological implications are interesting nevertheless.- Chicago Reader
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Andrea Gronvall
The ancient body-switching premise is animated by a breezy script that briefly addresses some of its darker implications.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Despite the high spirits, most of the comedy is feeble and forced; Steve's career as a therapist seems especially far-fetched.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Falk throws himself into the part and almost single-handedly enables this comedy drama to transcend some of its sitcom limitations.- Chicago Reader
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Dave Kehr
Jessica Lange brings so much energy and personal involvement to her portrayal of Frances Farmer that you can't help but feel sorry for her; nothing else in the film remotely matches her talent and dedication, and she seems alone—and even slightly absurd—in her feverish creativity.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
The direction of Fran Rubel Kuzui (Tokyo Pop) suggests that she's more comfortable with character than action, and Joss Whedon's script has some fun with Valley talk (both genuine and ersatz) but strains to sell the story.- Chicago Reader
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Andrea Gronvall
Director Anne Fletcher delivers more bite and brisker pacing than she did with "27 Dresses."- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Apart from a few incidental flickers of Wang’s sidelong humor, there’s little of his personality evident in this film about a divorced underground cartoonist (Tom Hulce) finding himself enmeshed in a murder plota story that steadily loses coherence and interest the longer it proceeds.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Leave it to coproducer Jerry Bruckheimer to revive the Indiana Jones cycle without the period setting, the camp elements, or Spielberg's efficiency; director Jon Turteltaub just plods along, and the script by Marianne and Cormac Wibberley is equally poker-faced.- Chicago Reader
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Ted Shen
Director Rob Cohen supplies plenty of gore, attitude, loud music, and extreme-sports action -- in particular, a thrilling aerial drop that's followed by a crushing avalanche.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
It's all very impressive without being particularly enthralling.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers realize that playing baseball isn't nearly enough to fix what's wrong in these kids' lives, which might have made a more provocative ending than what follows.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
If spelling out stereotypes were inherently funny the movie would be a hoot.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
This dazzling CGI feature by DreamWorks Animation appropriates the vivid undersea psychedelia of "Finding Nemo," though in contrast to that movie, the father-son parable here is just an excuse to burlesque "The Godfather" for the 100th time.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
This is mainly the girl's story, though the numerous southern archetypes out of Tennessee Williams and Carson McCullers (who's explicitly referenced) keep threatening to overwhelm her.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
There's nothing remotely new here, but the movie has the taut, queasy feel of an early 70s drive-in shocker: old-fashioned suspense without any guarantee of old-fashioned mercy.- Chicago Reader
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Andrea Gronvall
The gods, led by Sean Bean, are mostly stiffs; thank heaven for Uma Thurman, raising hell as a stylishly leather-clad Medusa.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
This is pretty much the Lucas mixture as usual, this time in a Tolkien mode, with everything from the Old Testament to Kurosawa to Disney fed into a blender and turned into wallpaper. For easy-to-please five-year-olds of all ages.- Chicago Reader
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Pat Graham
Not a bad film, and certainly more polished than Holland's "Better Off Dead" debut, though it's marred by unevenness and the director's ineradicable penchant for infantile clowning (think Three Stooges, think Soupy Sales and worse).- Chicago Reader
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Wade lampoons our tendency to rigidly define sexual preference, but eventually the high jinks start to resemble an episode from the old TV series "Love, American Style."- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
It's the angriest comedy I've encountered all year, though it's pretty well spoiled by Carrey, who insists on turning it into a star vehicle with his slapstick and spazz attacks.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
May have more heart than head, but it's also just as interesting for what it leaves out of its romantic story as for what it retains.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
A reasonably updated facsimile of a 50s service romp called Operation Mad Ball, a similar celebration of high jinks.- Chicago Reader
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Real-life partners Olivier Ducastel and Jacques Martineau wrote and directed this frothy sex farce, incorporating musical numbers that recall Jacques Demy; the results are middling, but the actors' verve compensates for the clumsy choreography and lackadaisical camerawork.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
Would have proved the point if it weren't so mechanically scripted.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
A wizard at manipulating time, Kitano introduces staccato elements that interrupt the meditative pace even as they help set it.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
As a romantic comedy this is a cut above the norm, satirical in its treatment of both spiritually bereft New Yorkers and materialistic Indian immigrants.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
The insultingly trendy post-postmodern tale rationalizes its own product placement by using overkill.- Chicago Reader
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Ted Shen
The direction is so muted and sentimental and the pacing so soporific that only Ciarian Tanham's saturated color cinematography of the sylvan countryside breaks the monotony.- Chicago Reader
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Cliff Doerksen
The sanitized content clashes with the narrative style, which mimics true-crime TV like “American Justice.”- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
Producer Ismail Merchant died in 2005, but Merchant Ivory's stuffy tradition of quality lives on.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Rudolph Mate directed, and Richard Derr, Barbara Rush, and John Hoyt all make a game try at sounding like real people—which is not always easy, given Sidney Boehm’s script.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
This packaged tour through the great man's career is unenlightening and obfuscating, despite an adept lead performance by Robert Downey Jr.- Chicago Reader
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Cliff Doerksen
The after-school-special moralizing is mitigated by the project's sincerity and textured locale.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
The best (which also means the sexiest) Campion feature since "The Piano," featuring Meg Ryan's best performance to date and an impressive one by Mark Ruffalo.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Some of it looks like a TV commercial, and the characters' motivations could have been generated by a computer, but the cast--Ray Barrett, Julia Blake, Simon Bossell, Saffron Burrows, Pippa Grandison, and Aden Young--is attractive and energetic.- Chicago Reader
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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Nichols is so astute at directing the actors (who also include Bill Nunn, Donald Moffat, and Nancy Marchand) that it's relatively easy to overlook the yuppie complacency, shameless devices (starting with an adorable puppy), and product plugs (especially Ritz crackers) that undermine the seriousness of the whole project.- Chicago Reader
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J.R. Jones
There's a lot of self-conscious talk about the importance of timing, but the tony sense of entitlement tends to dampen any laughs. The movie functions best as a middle-class Euro-postcard along the lines of "Chocolat" or "Under the Tuscan Sun."- Chicago Reader
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For his third feature, Richard Kelly delivers neither a triumph (like his first, Donnie Darko) nor a travesty (like his second, Southland Tales) but a sure-handed genre piece that manages to wrap up before its plot mushrooms completely out of control.- Chicago Reader
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Lisa Alspector
Bruce Willis's marvelous performance as a contract killer only makes everything else about this comedy seem more pathetic.- Chicago Reader
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