Austin Chronicle's Scores

For 8,783 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 41% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Searchers
Lowest review score: 0 Gummo
Score distribution:
8783 movie reviews
    • 48 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Pulls out every stop to fool the eye.
  1. Relax, sit tight, and enjoy the ride.
  2. The splendid performance by Sobieski, who ends her long run as industry-mag buzz princess and arrives as a full-fledged star.
  3. A frenetic affair, busy and silly enough to make family froth like "The Princess Diaries" look like Grand Illusion.
  4. A must for any Deadhead and of genuine interest to any music fan, even if its documentary chops hit a few sour notes.
  5. Dahl, who really does know what he's doing when it comes to investing a scene with both heebies and jeebies, is a notch or two above most.
  6. A razor-wire-taut (and extremely violent) exploration of what happens when good guys go bad, badder, baddest.
  7. It's kinda funny and pretty cute. Sometimes that's all it takes.
  8. Doesn't necessarily make for a crowdpleasing experience, though it is a provocative and uncomfortably authentic one.
  9. Its warm humor and love for its characters ultimately wins us over to its side.
  10. Murphy's screentime takes a back seat to Douglas', of course, but from that back seat she makes a very big noise.
  11. Zoolander's consistent, blissful stupidity is a comic, mental Xanax, soothing in its gormless sense of inspired wack.
  12. I had looked forward to seeing King's low men and their hideous yellow coats and monstrous high-finned automobiles, but what we've got here is less King than Goldman, and less fun to boot.
  13. Unforgivably tedious tale.
  14. A pleasant and often surprising ensemble dramedy set almost entirely within the walls of a busy, fashionable Tribeca trattoria on a spectacularly busy Tuesday night.
  15. As usual with anime features, just because it's animated doesn't mean it's for kids; heads roll and blood spurts, so know that going in, mom and dad. For the older crowd, though, it's gory and gorgeous bliss.
  16. Never devolves into the type of “man's man” adventure story that has become so fashionable again over the last couple of years, but instead trusts the power of its unembellished images and words to tell its tale.
  17. Assure Patient, who has paranoid delusions about Jennifer Lopez being molded into the new M______ C_____, to rest easy because Lopez has never made a film as bad as Glitter.
  18. Barely even worthy of a straight-to-video release, as simplistic and silly as it is.
  19. It is truly one of the year's dumbest movies.
  20. No doubt this effort will find its fans, as it should, but there's a lot of lost potential.
  21. When the boys are tossing balls around and bopping in time to Notorious B.I.G., they -- and the film -- are right-on.
  22. Unspeakably awful.
  23. A bracing ode to the city -- a place of aching beauty and poverty, encompassed by a disconcerting halo of ancient culture and modern nihilism.
  24. A satisfying Cinderella story in which its outcast crew finally get their glass slippers, if not handsome princes. In the greatest of storytelling traditions, it is a true fairy tale with a happy ending.
  25. It's a goofy, tongue-in-cheek, my-gawd-how-could-we-be-so-dumb shrine, but a shrine nonetheless.
  26. There's a deep, bone-weary melancholy to the proceedings, offset by the mad parties and vicious displays of machismo.
  27. A paradox, balancing the contradictions and ambiguities of its characters and setting with a careful hand that rarely falters, even though the film seems dramatically thin at times.
  28. If "The Others" is this year's paean to “quiet” horror, then Jeepers Creepers is its down 'n' dirty, punk rock, rip-your-throat-out-and-feed-it-to-you bastard child.
  29. Only a quite over-the-top character played by Raquel Welch strikes any false note. Otherwise, Tortilla Soup is a real chef's special.

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