Austin Chronicle's Scores

For 8,793 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 41% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Searchers
Lowest review score: 0 Gummo
Score distribution:
8793 movie reviews
  1. I can tell you in two words why to see this movie, which is otherwise an unspecial Cinderella farce...and those two words are: Queen Latifah.
  2. The film's two saving graces are the time machine itself -- a gorgeous, whirling array of burnished copper and blazing light -- and the CGI-created rise and fall of New York City.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Executive producer and screenwriter Audrey Wells' script portrays most of the men as repulsively one-dimensional; the women fare only slightly better as two-dimensional beings: smart and plain, or dumb and drop-dead gorgeous.
  3. Black Sea is cluttered and claustrophobic in all the right ways, and it doubles as a watery jeremiad against global corporate malfeasance. Still, you walk away from the film with the niggling sense that the story never quite holds your attention the way it should.
  4. She Dies Tomorrow often feels more like an experiment than a film – which would be fine, but Siemetz doesn't do much to define her metrics for success or failure.
  5. By turns sweet, sadistic, and silly, American Ultra will probably make a stronger impression if you watch it while high.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Several steps shy of a satisfying lesson.
  6. Ultimately, City of Lies is more James Elroy than docudrama, resulting in a tired police thriller that hitched its wagon to an untenable star.
  7. Lovely to look at, Year of the Fish is an animated feature that pops off the screen like a goldfish leaping free of its bowl.
  8. For a movie about our relationship with our bodies, there's surprisingly little intellectual meat on its pretentious bones.
  9. Torque knows it’s one big joke, dusty chaps, heaving bosoms, and all, which makes it all that much easier to swallow. And forget.
  10. To put it as kindly as possible, Fuqua is a well-intended tyro who wrongly assumes that his obvious love for action movies qualifies him to make them himself.
  11. Here’s the real kick in the pants. Action Point absolutely has a point, and definitely has its heart in the right place.
  12. We've just been to this party before and we know how it ends, again and again and again.
  13. Schepisi underscores each emotional note by pulling the camera away from his actors and pointing it at family photographs, a saccharine conceit that becomes more irritating each time it appears.
  14. A well-chosen cast props up this otherwise shallow story.
  15. Blades of Glory, although mildly amusing, has the dank odor of having gone to the well once too often: Ooh, let's dress up Ferrell like an elf – or an anchorman or a NASCAR driver – and see what happens.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    An adaptation is at its best when elevating and accentuating the material it’s pulling from. Nothing in the film I saw elevated, accentuated, or even double-jumped its video-game counterpart.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It takes something really special to bring together a Nobel Prize-winning writer, a director renowned for his Shakespeare adaptations, a two-time Oscar-winning actor who also happens to be a knight of the British realm, and the reigning No. 1 British screen heartthrob and still come up with nonsense.
  16. Unfortunately, the actors don't all behave as though they're performing in the same movie.
  17. There is an enormous amount of effort put into this film which at its end just seems like noise, wind, and dust.
  18. Feels like a been-here-done-that dud.
  19. Jovovich's physicality and chilly mien (she was originally a "project" of the Umbrella Corp.) carry the series from start to … whenever it finishes, which might not be for quite a while yet.
  20. Mainly it's messy, and I don't just mean the gouged-out eyeball in a puddle.
  21. A certain amount of honest, down-home flavor mixes with an excess of melodramatic schmaltz in this Texas-made movie.
  22. It’s the subtext of 19th century gender politics that keeps this footnote in Dickens’ life mildly interesting, but it’s a not much upon which to rest an entire movie.
  23. The promising-sounding football movie would turn out to be a movie about men talking on phones.
  24. The wraparound storyline is unnecessary and continually interrupts the vastly more interesting story of Khayyam's history.
  25. The temporal jumps between the present and varying points in the past deprive the film of a sense of completeness; the transitions from scene to scene are largely disorienting, leaving you struggling to find your bearings.
  26. Shabby, nondescript hack job.

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