Austin Chronicle's Scores

For 8,783 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 41% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Searchers
Lowest review score: 0 Gummo
Score distribution:
8783 movie reviews
  1. The Adjustment Bureau is, above all, a romance of chance and chaos theory of the heart. (In this respect, some viewers will recognize it as kin to the early Gwyneth Paltrow fantasy "Sliding Doors.")
  2. It is Depp, however, who really nails this thing by simply blending in with all the other voice talent and characters and not reverting to the oversized Captain Jack Sparrow swagger. Rango becomes the hero of his own story, and for this he needs no stinkin' badge.
  3. Ultimately, Lemmy is a lesson in artistic stoicism and the possibility of growing old gracefully within the confines of an art form that almost always rewards youth and punishes (or, worse, forgets) anyone over 30.
  4. It makes you wonder, ultimately, how the carbon footprint created by the film will stand up to the test of time.
  5. The comic, his career now apparently in total free fall, tackles the (dual) role(s) so broadly (no pun intended) that it's just plain annoying.
  6. This is no more (but no less?) than what we have rather oddly come to expect from Neeson in his late period (Taken, The A-Team).
  7. It's definitely not hard to understand what the little girls see in Bieber, and this film delivers the goods. This one's for the fans, not the movie buffs.
  8. Kidman is the only refreshing thing in the movie. Otherwise, Just Go With It is an exercise in stagnation.
  9. Check the credits: That move is ripped straight from producer Michael Bay's playbook.
  10. This is smart, quirky, frequently laugh-out-loud comedy, in all seriousness.
  11. Novelty alone does not a good idea make, and in the case of Gnomeo and Juliet, it's rather a disturbing, even fetishy one.
  12. Absolutely mandatory viewing for aspiring animators and filmmakers. (In terms of pacing, scoring, editing, and narrative, it's a film school unto itself.) For the rest of us, however, it's simply magic.
  13. A mildly engaging and roughly historical action picture.
  14. It's only February but I can already name the year's winner of Most Thoughtless Gay Stereotype in Film award. The dubious honor goes to The Roommate.
  15. While this is no "Clueless," to be sure, it's also, thankfully, no "Born in East L.A."
  16. There's nothing that feels like real rage, nothing that even remotely approximates the spiritual decimation of a termination.
  17. Those audiences who have complained about the clunky exposition and mawkish emotional dialogue in Cameron's films will discover the "King of the World"'s own dramatic talents to be on par with the Bard in comparison to the shouty, over-emoted hokum on display here.
  18. Delivers sinister atmosphere but few shocks.
  19. If you're searching for pure, unadulterated fisticuffs joy, you could do far worse than Ip Man 2.
  20. As much as Bardem is an expressive instrument for parlaying Iñárritu's somber worldview, so too is cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto, whose stunning compositions find the poetry amid the sorrow.
  21. West (Con Air) saturates his imagery in a sickly, sulphurous stew of rotten-egg yellows and oranges, making a mediocre picture downright repellent at times.
  22. Ultimately, however, The Way Back fails to connect on the all-important visceral, emotional level.
  23. Bell steals every scene she's in, and her abrupt dismissal feels all the crueler for so much charisma wasted: She shoulda been a contender.
  24. Oh, the ennui. In Somewhere, it's so thick you could cut it with Stephen Dorff's chiseled cheekbones.
  25. Howard surprises with this decidedly honest comedy-melodrama.
  26. Gondry's update of vigilante crime fighter The Green Hornet's escapades is above all an exercise in frustration.
  27. Although it is achingly sad, Rabbit Hole is not maudlin or depressing.
  28. Those moments, as affecting as they are, can't surmount the overworkshopped feel of the whole film.
  29. Hedlund's got a hell of a voice, rotgut-ragged, and whether he's crooning or wooing, whatever he's selling, and no matter how cornpone, I'm buying.
  30. Things do not end well, least of all for the audience.

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