Austin Chronicle's Scores
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For 8,784 reviews, this publication has graded:
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41% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.8 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
| Highest review score: | The Searchers | |
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| Lowest review score: | Gummo |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,778 out of 8784
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Mixed: 2,559 out of 8784
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Negative: 1,447 out of 8784
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Kimberley Jones
Before a foot of film was ever shot on Live by Night, Affleck had already made a decision that would be the film’s undoing. He cast himself as the lead.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 11, 2017
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Marc Savlov
From Lee’s point of view, I can understand the enticing challenge of taking on a revered cult film Oldboy. But a pair of ill-conceived casting choices can jolt you out of the film, or worse, elicit the rolling of eyes and barely stifled giggle.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 27, 2013
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Despite the lame narrative, Kid 'N Play also manage to prove that they are a smooth team who can roll with the flow of intermutual comedic energy.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Inkheart was shot in and around Liguria on the Italian Riviera, and it looks absolutely ravishing.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It's neither the fulfillment of our worst fears nor the surprise of the week.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Not uninteresting, and it is very nicely performed, although you'll strain to learn from the movie the history on which it is based and struggle futilely to get inside the motivations of its characters.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Sex may, indeed, be all in the mind, but Romance fails to score in the mind's eye.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Say what you will about the story, but Pitch Black at least looks and sounds stunning.- Austin Chronicle
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At the end of the day, Cake at least stands better as a showcase for the potential dramatic chops of the once and future Rachel Green than it does as the latest life-affirming indie. Hopefully, the next time Aniston goes fishing for awards, she uses a more convincing breed of bait to do so.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 21, 2015
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Richard Whittaker
Lackluster and slow even in its supposedly hi-octane chase sequences, much of the blame lies with director Doug Liman.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2024
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Marc Savlov
A gorgeous-looking but ill-conceived mash note to the city of Paris that riffs on its better, wiser, glaringly obvious cinematic predecessors.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
This British rom-com is all soft and plodgy, a by-the-numbers redemption tale that careens uncomfortably from sentimentality to stomach-turning sight gags.- Austin Chronicle
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Years ago, when Allen's inimitable comedy style still seemed fresh, Scoop may have joined the ranks of "Sleeper" and "Take the Money and Run" as a comedy classic. Today it provides a pleasant diversion.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
A weird mix of pseudo-jingoism and Bay’s usual bombastic firepower, 13 Hours ends up being a straight-up war film without an actual war in it.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 13, 2016
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The Judge gives the sense of resting on its casting laurels.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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Matthew Monagle
Ultimately, Tournament of Champions remains a welcome balance of YA and horror, featuring inventive puzzle sequences with enough talent on both sides of the camera to consistently entertain.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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Marc Savlov
Robinson keeps Jennifer 8 moving right along, alternately dropping clues right in our laps and tossing in a red herring or two, but it's the dark town running like a black thread throughout the whole film that keeps your nerves jangling.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
The whole production is simply as mediocre and half-baked as Hollywood gets.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Ready to Wear is to filmmaking what paper dresses were to fashion -- thin, trendy, and disposable.- Austin Chronicle
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Jenny Nulf
Golda isn’t a failure of skill, but one of vision. Nattiv and writer Nicholas Martin deliver a biopic that feels like a complete misfire. Stale and without any sense of self, Golda unfortunately does nothing for Israel’s only female prime minister.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 23, 2023
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Josh Kupecki
What is most egregious, and seems completely lost on the filmmakers, is that the film is the very thing it attempts to expose: a pandering cash-in on faith-based films disguising itself as an honest examination of belief. And that, true believers, is unforgivable.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 24, 2014
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Zips along at an urgent pace, both tantalizing and repulsing as it goes.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Certainly it's not for everyone, but fans of Euro-sleaze will groove on Argento's obvious charms and the film's dystopian thrill ride, while the rest will probably doze off dreaming Fassbinder dreams.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The resultant film is all surface and plush, with nary a hard edge or demanding note. Despite the movie's well-intentioned heart, its head is out to lunch, neglecting its responsibility to provide these powerhouse actresses with a script half as smart or compelling as they.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Undone by Blanchett's dull, wooden delivery. She's the pap that kills the pulp the rest of the film is bellowing out to be.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
A less cohesive action-comedy than its predecessor, Full Throttle is instead a freewheeling collection of random action sequences strung together with little or no discernible rhyme or reason.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Falls short of both the social history lesson it so pointedly strives to impart and the sport it so roughly embraces.- Austin Chronicle
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Josh Kupecki
For a time, The Predator offers some popcorn thrills, grisly deaths, and funny one-liners. But the film tries entirely too hard to capture the magic of those Eighties action/comedy films that Black cut his teeth on that anything resembling a cohesive plot gets set aside for another endless round of bad jokes and running gags, which I’m quite sure is by design.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 13, 2018
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Marc Savlov
The final 30 odd minutes of this revisionist Holmes explodathon are downright thrilling, and it should go without saying but we'll restate it for the record: Downey Jr. inhabits the role of Sherlock Holmes to a near-molecular level.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 15, 2011
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Steve Davis
The only redeeming thing in Switch is Barkin's vulgar and adept physical performance of a man literally trapped in a woman's body. She's in a constant state of discomfort, whether it's trying to walk in high heels (a sight gag that quickly gets old), scratching her breasts, or sitting with her legs apart in a tight miniskirt. Her presence, however, is a small consolation in a movie that takes the battle of the sexes and turns it into a pointless skirmish.- Austin Chronicle
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Cody Song
The Protégé suffers from its predictability and lack of nuance. Despite a somewhat promising if well-worn plot, the characters and performances can’t seem to catch up.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 20, 2021
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Marc Savlov
Whether or not Murakami intended this rambling, erotic nightmare as a metaphor for modern-day Japan is a question I'm not going to get into here, but the fact remains, Tokyo Decadence is a powerful, disturbing film, teeming with episodes of rampant passion, abuse, and beauty.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
It's dumb, to be sure, but then again, so were most of the old movie cliffhangers, from which Timecop is obviously derived.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
DiCillo has always had the laconic, funkified, vaguely surreal air of a Woody Allen on cough medicine (or a Jim Jarmusch on Jolt, for that matter), but The Real Blonde is just so much ado about nada.- Austin Chronicle
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When Liz is good, she's very, very good, but when she's bad, she gives it all she's got. Director Daniel Mann definitely had a way with leading ladies.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
Rønning doesn’t seem confident in his storytelling acumen, relying instead on running narration provided by real-life TV anchors cold-reading the least convincing announcements this side of a Fox News host talking about Portland.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 7, 2025
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Russell Smith
The splendid performance by Sobieski, who ends her long run as industry-mag buzz princess and arrives as a full-fledged star.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
The characters are mechanisms who move along the plot arc from Point A to Point B. They’re not particularly memorable individuals.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Clearly the film is archly trying to connect the dots between Rove and the supreme mishandling of Iraq – and a compelling case might be made – but it isn't made here.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The film restages the greatest hits of the show's many musical numbers, to greatly diminished effect, with lackluster choreography and all the narrative appeal stripped away.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 18, 2011
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Marc Savlov
The outcome is no great surprise, and plenty of the gags feel as though they were meant to be throwaways, but Ted 2, exactly like its predecessor, has plenty of heart, which makes all the rest of the black-dick jokes marginally more tolerable.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 24, 2015
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Marc Savlov
It's not quite as relentless as Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, but Bride of Chucky is still sick and wrong in all the right ways.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The bestselling first book in yet another dystopic Young Adult series, Veronica Roth’s Divergent is engrossing enough to devour overnight, and flimsy enough to forget by morning light. Neil Burger’s film adaptation faithfully reproduces the same effect.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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Matthew Monagle
Those satisfied with a few solid jump scares - of the Things-In-a-Mirror or Hands-on-the-Shoulder variety - will likely find just enough in Mercy Black to pass muster. It’s just a shame that a horror movie smart enough to ask all the right questions cannot seem to provide us with many answers.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 6, 2019
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Steve Davis
As the bombastic musical numbers vie to outdo each other (in one scene, lovebirds Efron and Zendaya appear to be auditioning for Cirque du Soleil), the song-and-dance man gets lost in the scenery, his charisma overwhelmed by director Gracey’s misguided preoccupation with razzle dazzle at full throttle.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 21, 2017
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It’s delightful to see these acting pros hamming it up in this movie. They look as though they’re having a blast. The same can’t be said for the audience.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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Richard Whittaker
Luck feels overthought and overwritten. There's a lithe, fun, bright, and much shorter movie in here somewhere.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2022
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The man whom the FBI described as "extremely eloquent, therefore extremely dangerous" here seems about as threatening as Mother Teresa.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
Annie is a lot to handle, even for the truncated 77-minute run time, and maybe it would work better as a V/H/S 20-minute slot – but then you wouldn't get quite so amazingly infuriated by her. Dashcam, like few films, relies on your annoyance.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 1, 2022
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It's unclear what Brooks is trying to say about our melting-pot culture, if anything.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Suffers from Frey’s diluted multitasking. The director, writer, and star are not equally talented.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Feels like the little animated adventure nobody loved.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
What do you get when you mix Adam Sandler with SPAM gags, a trained vomiting walrus, a wall-to-wall soundtrack of calypso covers of 1980s pop hits, and Rob Schneider in native-Islander brownface? You get a pretty crappy movie, but for one major mitigating factor: Drew Barrymore.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Shimuzu sees darkened staircases and hears the rustle of dead autumn leaves and reacts as if from the devil’s own haiku. And his dread is catching.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Fassbender, though, gets the kudos (again) as the man who has everything but loses it all – thanks partly to a slyly cast Bruno Ganz (Wings of Desire) and, more important, to the character’s moral compass that points wherever he feels it should, until, of course, it points due south of heaven.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 23, 2013
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Marjorie Baumgarten
There's little drama or sense of progression in the movie until the bombshell hits, and then it just whimpers along for another half-hour until the end.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 6, 2012
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Steve Davis
Paris Can Wait may be a film à clef of sorts – there’s a hint of the autobiographical in it, the suggestion of something experienced – but even that angle doesn’t make the movie terribly appetizing. What it needs is a little salt.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 31, 2017
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While the impressive cast inspires a sense of hope, The Oh in Ohio's childish storytelling, paper-thin character development, and general unfunniness combine to make one bad movie.- Austin Chronicle
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Matthew Monagle
William Eubank’s Underwater is as incomprehensible an action movie as I’ve ever seen in theaters.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 10, 2020
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Kimberley Jones
For every zinger, there are two flat jokes around the corner.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
As a vehicle for Gina Gershon to strut her provocative stuff, Prey for Rock & Roll is a rock & roll fantasy come to life.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
Summertime popcorn pictures don't get much goofier than this silly sequel, which is everything you'd expect and nothing you wouldn't.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
I'd rather have a testicular nail-gun mishap than sit through this migraine-inducing train wreck of a film one more time.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
Cue ultraviolence, gang stereotypes, and a bucketload of plots that never really go anywhere.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 31, 2018
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Bright and cluttered and engaging, The Baby-Sitters Club has a youthful buoyancy and whimsical rhythm that catches even the most jaundiced (i.e., 16-year-old) viewers up in its play of light and energy.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Rifkin has fashioned a crawly little movie that underscores the Faustian price of fame in a way that few recent films have managed.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
It's Eisenberg who finds Ralphie in those narrative spaces, creating a whole and crushingly convincing portrait of a profoundly lost man, and the damage left in his wake.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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Louis Black
Overall, Planes: Fire & Rescue, though featuring lovely graphics and stunning animation, is just too mundane.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 16, 2014
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Matthew Monagle
From a purely visual point of view, Escape Room is worth the price of admission.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 4, 2019
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Louis Black
The film bites off much more than it can chew, raising far more issues and personalities than it can successfully weave into one overall narrative.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 6, 2013
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Marc Savlov
This new iteration of Ms. Croft, played in a far more realistic fashion by Vikander (of Ex Machina fame), is somewhat more serious in tone, but altogether more fun to watch.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 21, 2018
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Marrit Ingman
It is funny at times – the teams for dodgeball break down into "popular" and "unpopular" – but Chicken Little is painful to watch for all ages.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
Worst of all, its mix of horror and comedy never walks the tightrope of shrieking absurdism that the originals did at their peak (and it's easy to forget that they started as a straight horror franchise). Instead, it ends up with the off-putting meanspiritedness of late-era Charles Band, the king of 2000s straight-to-video exploitation.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 20, 2019
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Spacey, whose Trigger Street Productions is one of the film's producers, digs into his role as the story's snarky mastermind and lure, yet it's all the kind of stuff we've seen him deliver in so many movies before.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
The cramped environs and the paranoiac thrum that runs throughout the film like a main circuit cable straight to hell are almost outmatched by a third-act explosion of horrifyingly excellent practical gore effects.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 2, 2021
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Jenny Nulf
Gran Turismo is perhaps a more basic film for Blomkamp, but a welcome reminder that his breakthrough first feature District 9 wasn’t a fluke. He manages to give a film that is more or less an ad for a video game a little bit of heart.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 23, 2023
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Civic Duty stands out amid the new wave of terrorism-paranoia thrillers. It's a taut drama set primarily within the confines of two apartments in the same urban building complex and keeps the viewer guessing until the end regarding the reliability of its two central protagonists.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The fictionalization of their journey is simply not that engrossing, nor are their alter egos, with their tightly scripted character arcs.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
It’s just not quite bad enough to be considered good, although Stanley Tucci’s hairpiece comes awfully close.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The exceedingly silly Super Troopers is an earnest, mostly funny spoof.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
This is horror with a wink and a nod to drive-in theatres and sweaty back seats. This is how it's done.- Austin Chronicle
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This sophomore effort (his first feature after Night of the Living Dead) is difficult and often exasperating, but worth watching nonetheless. It's kind of a quasi-existentialist counterculture love story, rife with bad rock music and hipster dialogue.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
While very much a “hard R” movie, Rise of an Empire is, nevertheless, the perfect sort of film for rainy weekend afternoons. It’s a spectacle right down to its shattered ships and duplicitous warcraft, and this time out the story’s been leavened and enlivened with plenty of old-school girl power.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 5, 2014
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Kimberley Jones
The space prison set-pieces get the job done; only in the film's terrestrial bookends does this nuts-and-bolts action film show its rust.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 18, 2012
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The special effects feature the most up-to-the-minute flash and dazzle that the Industrial Light and Magic gang has to offer -- but it plays like someone forgot to plug in the power cord; in other words, no sparks or electricity.- Austin Chronicle
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Louis Black
The film is a hoot and goes by quickly, but there's nothing here you haven't seen before.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 30, 2013
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Marc Savlov
It's a rich, humid mix of race, murder, and mystery that works well, even if it doesn't work perfectly.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The film moves swiftly and vividly, but in retrospect, numerous plot holes come to mind. Not Forgotten presents a fascinating microcosm but ultimately loses believability when placed in a larger context.- Austin Chronicle
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Operation Dumbo Drop is a disastrous miscalculation that leaves the viewer with only one burning thought: “What the hell were they thinking?”- Austin Chronicle
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