Austin Chronicle's Scores
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For 8,778 reviews, this publication has graded:
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41% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
| Highest review score: | The Searchers | |
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| Lowest review score: | Gummo |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,774 out of 8778
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Mixed: 2,557 out of 8778
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Negative: 1,447 out of 8778
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Marjorie Baumgarten
As a heartwarming tribute to the courage of firefighters, Ladder 49 delivers.- Austin Chronicle
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Inspiring and shows just how far a couple of guys, a few computers, and a good sense of humor can go.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
A genuine cri de couer in the director’s long-running battle against the forces of censorship and a banal societal (and cinematic) status quo. And for those reasons along it deserves to be seen.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It’s a frequently riveting gambit, and the actors give it their all. However, the mood and the stylized camerawork make the proceedings too arch to completely succeed.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
My favorite line from the movie: "The god---- truth won't fit in your brain." How's that for cheap gimmicks for getting out of having to make a movie make sense?- Austin Chronicle
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The most original comedy from either side of the pond in years.- Austin Chronicle
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"Dr. Goodlove," or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Proletariat" might have been a better title for this ingratiatingly loopy origin story about prerevolutionary icon Ernesto "Che" Guevara.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Duigan has the makings of a good yarn, but instead of trusting the story and his characters, he becomes fatally bogged down in trying to make statements.- Austin Chronicle
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By the time it's over you find yourself wondering why more films don't have the chutzpah to delve deeper into the battle-weary heart.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
This is your standard genre fare: Smart-a-- player gets schooled, finds love, and is redeemed in time for the final big game.- Austin Chronicle
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Everything here from costuming and production design to the note-perfect score from Edward Shearmur works in tandem to create not so much a film as a singular and joyous tribute to a vanished age when wonder only cost a nickel and played three time daily at the Bijou.- Austin Chronicle
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Innocence is possessed of a highly literate, almost classical story.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
There’s definitely ore to be mined in Silver City but Sayles’ pan comes up with only particles of dust.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Movies about cons, if well done, are hard to resist – and such is the case with Criminal.- Austin Chronicle
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Despite the movie’s lack of anything resembling a narrative center, Testosterone isn't an entire waste of film stock – Sutcliffe, Sabato Jr., and especially the great Braga all act up a storm.- Austin Chronicle
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It's mad, bad nonsense of the summer, popcorn variety, disposable but oh-so-much fun to endure, a roller coaster on a wobbly cinematic track.- Austin Chronicle
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Fans of the video game will doubtless love it all but for true fans of the gnashing dead – and we count ourselves among them – this is strictly second-tier terror.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Everything else here – from the gross caricatures to the so-called comic mayhem – is sour to taste.- Austin Chronicle
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The most costly and the most popular film in South Korean history is also one of the most gripping and epic war films ever made, and certainly the only one I can think of the portrays the Korean war from the viewpoint of both sides of the conflict.- Austin Chronicle
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This American version can't hold a candle to its French counterpart, which was deeply, eerily resonant where this is only frustrating, a Rubik's cube, minus its colorful signage.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
All this would be fine if the script by Forrest Smith had more wit and fewer clichés, or the direction by former makeup artist Abascal had more inventiveness.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
This movie has precious little satirical edge. What is needs is more emphasis on the "vanity" and less on the "fair."- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Instead of building suspense and tension, Suspect Zero devotes its efforts to creating a weird and creepy milieu that will leave fans of police procedurals wanting and avant-garde enthusiasts scratching their heads.- Austin Chronicle
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Gets its teeth in you and shakes. Once it’s over, you find yourself replaying it on an endless loop in your head.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Clearly the film is archly trying to connect the dots between Rove and the supreme mishandling of Iraq – and a compelling case might be made – but it isn't made here.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
The real problem isn't that Anacondas is bad – it's just so bland, so unremarkable, so by-the-numbers, and so instantly forgettable that bad might be a step up.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
This is a movie that should have bypassed the theatres and gone straight to DVD. It is offensive on so many levels.- Austin Chronicle
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You can't help but feel conflicted watching this superb documentary about the seminal New York-based punk rock vanguard, the Ramones.- Austin Chronicle
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A meticulously-researched chunk of underground Americana that traces the poet's full life from his rather dysfunctional childhood (beneath the hoary shadow of his mentally ill mother) to his meetings and eventual friendships with Kerouac, Burroughs, Neal Cassady and other Beat luminaries. (Review of Original Release)- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Not uninteresting, and it is very nicely performed, although you'll strain to learn from the movie the history on which it is based and struggle futilely to get inside the motivations of its characters.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Like a kindler, gentler "Bully," Mean Creek hinges on the bullied fighting back against the aggressor, but offers a more expansive examination of aggression and, even more significantly, passivity.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The film stumbles a bit in its third act, when war kills the good times for good.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It gives the creeping sensation that this is going to be a talking-heads documentary, which Greenwald delivers in spades.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The slowness of the film's first half will be off-putting to many, but the film's turns and final twist will reward the patient.- Austin Chronicle
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The sentiment is saccharin; the plot is … well, let's be generous and say unambitious.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Director Brill makes no stylistic advances from his recent work with Adam Sandler (Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds), and shows no signs of seeking growth or improvement.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
A pretty spot-on distillation of human weakness, but my god, must they all be so inhumane in the process?- Austin Chronicle
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It’s a lot like hearing the play-by-play account of a heated game of bridge. Only not half as gripping.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
It's a pleasant enough ride, certainly, but in the end it also has all the wicked emotional punch of Bill Cosby on Quaaludes.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Two hours pass painlessly enough, thanks to the affability of its trio of leads, Hathaway, Andrews, and Elizondo.- Austin Chronicle
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Greenwald's doc is pure partisan warfare of the liberal stripe, to be sure, but that doesn't make it any less disturbing.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Little Black Book isn't your run-of-the-mill romantic comedy – it's much worse – and, rather disgustingly, the devils on earth it unmasks are all female and vindictive.- Austin Chronicle
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Ultimately, it's 79 minutes of footage of a pair of petty, pretty people freaking out over having to go to the bathroom in their wetsuits, and in the end you find yourself rooting for the sharks.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
Ruffalo makes a dent as a dogged narcotics detective, and the Spanish superstar Javier Bardem appears as a crime boss. Overall, however, Mann seems content to play games with his fast cars, cool streets, and loud rock, leaving Collateral squarely within the action genre.- Austin Chronicle
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It was the greatest rock & roll party you never heard of.- Austin Chronicle
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Miike's film is a cunning little comedy of manners gone mad. Even when you feel you have to turn away from the screen or lose your lunch, Miike has something interesting to say. I'm not entirely sure what it is but his lips are moving and something horrific is definitely coming out.- Austin Chronicle
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With its eye-popping color palette and surreal sense of ever-heightening melodrama, Thunderbirds comes across as "Spy Kids'" poorer British cousin.- Austin Chronicle
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It's exasperating watching so much top-drawer talent wasted in a film that wraps itself up with one of the most preposterous (not to mention obvious) endings the genre has ever seen.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
This modest French-language film follows the time-honored cinematic tradition of plot as spearheaded by a simple twist of fate.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
You don't just root for Harold and Kumar to get the girl, get the weed, and, above all, get the burger – you want to hang out with them while they' doing it, and see if they'e free next Friday night, too.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
We've come to expect each new Demme film to percolate to an urgently musical beat. (The Manchurian Candidate also features a few cameos by musicians as diverse as Robyn Hitchcock and Fab Five Freddy.)- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The politest way to assess Spike Lee's latest polemic is to call it too ambitious. "An unholy mess" might come closer to the truth.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
There's even a Simon and Garfunkel tune on the soundtrack, which makes Braff's character seem like the only living boy in New Jersey, which, of course, he may well be. L'chaim!- Austin Chronicle
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Utterly devoid of merit, fantastic or otherwise, a more exasperating descent into the feline world is difficult to imagine.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Three actors play Bobby at different ages, and none of them quite jibe with the other – 16-year-old Bobby seems far savvier than the twenty-something version (who is played by a defanged Colin Farrell).- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
Beneath its layers of epic detail, this Zatôichi is cinematic cotton candy.- Austin Chronicle
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Shimuzu sees darkened staircases and hears the rustle of dead autumn leaves and reacts as if from the devil’s own haiku. And his dread is catching.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
All herky-jerky camera movements and no pussyfooting around with the interior lives of these characters.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It just may be a movie that has difficulty transcending national borders.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
It isn't all the actors' faults, of course. You can't, ahem, turn straw into gold, and straw – dull, brittle, lousy to taste – is entirely what director Mark Rosman and first-time screenwriter Leigh Dunlap deliver.- Austin Chronicle
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This may be the first film to examine the intricacies of the Colombia-to-U.S. drug route in any detail.- Austin Chronicle
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Steve Davis
To MacLachlan's credit, his impersonation of the indomitable is serviceable, although it must be said that the role is weirder than anything David Lynch ever dreamed up for him.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The film’s accumulation of unnecessary complications, bad visual choices, one completely superfluous character (LaBeouf), and tonally inappropriate quips makes us distractedly ponder the limits of human rather than artificial intelligence.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
To do no disservice to the impressive work of Bridges' co-stars, anytime his ragged writer, in flowing caftans and floppy hats, is on screen, it's impossible to take in anything else, so commanding is his presence.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
Monster is, at its best, simply a chronicle of people trying to get along, which makes it compelling viewing indeed.- Austin Chronicle
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In terms of a pre-teen instructional, Sleepover offers throughout a laudable emphasis on the importance of friendship, but parents may rightfully flinch at a protagonist who is ultimately rewarded for breaking all the rules.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
What we get is more of the same from Ferrell – funny faces, goofy accents, pratfalls aplenty – and that ain't bad. It just could have been a lot better.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
There is plenty here to enjoy for beach bums and fans of bikinis and six-pack abs, but others are likely to find themselves hopeless wet blankets.- Austin Chronicle
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King Arthur is a snooze, overcast and drizzly both on location and on the pages of the script. Owen is too classy, too James Bond-handsome to realistically portray the not-yet-King Arthur.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
The real shame in the storytelling is that the people in this film are interesting and inspiring enough to warrant a real film about them.- Austin Chronicle
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I'm certainly not asking for car chases and explosions here, but this is a suspense film that's too "adult" for its own good, despite the fact that Redford, Dafoe, and Mirren (in particular) have rarely been more mature in their performances.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Although the characters and their backstories are carefully thought out, Delpy and Hawke deliver their dialogue as if spontaneous and unmeditated.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Love, death, hope, and hatred: Spider-Man 2 has ’em all, in spades.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
What a glorious weepie The Notebook might have been if they’d just found a way to get rid of the damned notebook.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
The film’s simplest pleasure is its naturalism – the illusion it creates of observing the animals undetected.- Austin Chronicle
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The script, written by the three brothers, is ludicrous and incomprehensible, and plays cat-and-mouse games with what could have been some deeply funny comments on race, wealth, and, in one inspired changing-room scene, eating disorders.- Austin Chronicle
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So great are the charges raised against the Bush administration in the film, and so combustible the current state of geopolitics, that Moore’s film could actually prove to be the first in history to help unseat a sitting American president.- Austin Chronicle
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The film doesn't have the book's detail or range, and by turns it's portentous with trumped-up melodrama or overreaches for lame comedy.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
Stuck somewhere between melodrama and the flat tone of an "issues"-oriented television miniseries.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
This is director Pouliot's first film, so perhaps some of his excess cuteness can be overlooked. But then again, maybe not.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
This sad, dark movie moves across the screen like a sleepwalker, aloof and belonging neither to this world or the next.- Austin Chronicle
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Seeing The Terminal is like experiencing an uneventful flight: The trip was pleasant but not delightful, and you’re happy to deplane at the other end.- Austin Chronicle
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Part metaphysical treatise, part educational primer, and part dangerously goofy self-help manual for the New Age set, this bizarre and not unentertaining documentary strives mightily to teach the lay audience everything there is to know about quantum physics in 108 minutes.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
There's a place in life for movies like this – goofy and lowbrow but never truly icky; the good guys are lovable losers and the bad guys have frosted feathered hair and unitards with inflatable codpieces.- Austin Chronicle
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Knoxville, in his first dramatic role, does what he can with script and direction that aggressively eschew any insight into Kaufman's grief.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Only a devotee of the original film or a hardcore sourpuss could find serious fault with this world romp.- Austin Chronicle
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Consisting of five years' worth of interviews illustrated by a mountain of archival footage, the film sails on the actors' consistent ability to spin a good yarn.- Austin Chronicle
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The pleasure of The Chronicles of Riddick comes mostly from the fascinating and outlandishly detailed production design, which sprawls across the screen in nearly every shot, with the Necromonger’s gigantic starships looking similar to those strange stone heads on Easter Island.- Austin Chronicle
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Misbegotten is the only way to describe this remake of the 1975 film based on Ira Levin's cultural-zeitgeist novel.- Austin Chronicle
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You'd have to be a real a..hole to hate this movie, loaded as it is with adorable animals. Sadly the task falls to me.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
For older and more reflective viewers, it’s a quirky, fresh slice-of-life more inviting than a tater-tot pyramid.- Austin Chronicle
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