Orson Bean

Biography: "My name is Orson Bean. Harvard '47, Yale Nothing." Actually, that oft-repeated introduction is a double deception: actor Orson Bean didn't go to Harvard, and his name isn't really Orson Bean. As a boy magician, Dallas Frederick Burrows borrowed the first half of his stage name from another prestidigitator of note, Orson Welles. Bean made his legitimate stage bow in 1945, then worked up a nightclub comedy act which premiered in New York at the now-defunct Blue Angel (in 1954, he hosted a summer-replacement TV series emanating from this celebrated nightspot). Landing on Broadway in the 1953 production Men of Distinction, Bean won a Theatre World Award for his work in the 1954 revue John Murray Anderson's Almanac, and Critics' Circle Awards for his performances in Mister Roberts and Say Darling. His later stage credits included Broadway's Subways are for Sleeping (1962) and Never too Late (1964) not to mention his extensive tours in the Neil Simon-Burt Bacharah musical Promises,"My name is Orson Bean. Harvard '47, Yale Nothing." Actually, that oft-repeated introduction is a double deception: actor Orson Bean didn't go to Harvard, and his name isn't really Orson Bean. As a boy magician, Dallas Frederick Burrows borrowed the first half of his stage name from another prestidigitator of note, Orson Welles. Bean made his legitimate stage bow in 1945, then worked up a nightclub comedy act which premiered in New York at the now-defunct Blue Angel (in 1954, he hosted a summer-replacement TV series emanating from this celebrated nightspot). Landing on Broadway in the 1953 production Men of Distinction, Bean won a Theatre World Award for his work in the 1954 revue John Murray Anderson's Almanac, and Critics' Circle Awards for his performances in Mister Roberts and Say Darling. His later stage credits included Broadway's Subways are for Sleeping (1962) and Never too Late (1964) not to mention his extensive tours in the Neil Simon-Burt Bacharah musical Promises, Promises. In films from 1955, Bean's best-received screen performance was as the testifying army physician in Otto Preminger's Anatomy of a Murder (1959). An inescapable presence on TV, Bean has participated in virtually every quiz show known to man, from the familiar (To Tell the Truth, I've Got a Secret) to the obscure (Laugh Line). He was also a regular as the ineffectual Reverend Brim on the Norman Lear syndicated series Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (1977) and Forever Fernword (1978), and more recently was seen on a weekly basis as cranky general store owner Loren Bray on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Women (1993- ). Outside of his showbiz activities, Bean has proven a difficult subject to categorize: blacklisted for his outspoken liberal views in the early 1950s, he was an ardent supporter of Richard M. Nixon in 1968. A man of many interests, Orson Bean was the founder of the arts-oriented 15th Street School of New York, the author of the oddball 1971 volume Me and the Orgon, and one of the charter members of The Sons of the Desert, the famed Laurel & Hardy appreciation society. Expand

Orson Bean's Scores

Average career score: 62
Highest Metascore: 79 Desperate Housewives: Season 1
Lowest Metascore: 51 Women's Murder Club: Season 1
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 3
  2. Negative: 0 out of 3
3 tv reviews
Title: Year: Credit: User score:
tbd Superstore: Season 4 Oct 4, 2018 Orson Bean 7.0
55 The Guest Book: Season 1 Aug 3, 2017 Edgar 6.8
tbd Modern Family: Season 7 Sep 23, 2015 Marty 7.2
tbd Hot in Cleveland: Season 3 Nov 30, 2011 Dan 7.0
tbd Desperate Housewives: Season 8 Sep 25, 2011 Roy Bender / Roy Bender 8.5
tbd Desperate Housewives: Season 7 Sep 26, 2010 Roy Bender / Roy Bender 8.1
tbd Desperate Housewives: Season 6 Sep 27, 2009 Roy Bender / Ray Bender / Roy / Roy Bender 7.7
51 Women's Murder Club: Season 1 Oct 12, 2007 Harold Grant 7.4
tbd How I Met Your Mother: Season 3 Sep 24, 2007 Bob 8.4
79 Desperate Housewives: Season 1 Oct 3, 2004 Roy Bender 8.7
tbd Two and a Half Men: Season 2 Sep 20, 2004 Norman 8.9
tbd Becker: Season 4 Oct 1, 2001 Mr. Bennett tbd
tbd The King of Queens: Season 3 Oct 2, 2000 Orson Bean 8.8
tbd Ally McBeal: Season 3 Oct 25, 1999 Marty Brigg tbd
tbd Will & Grace: Season 2 Sep 21, 1999 Orson Bean / Professor Dudley 8.8
tbd The King of Queens: Season 2 Sep 20, 1999 Carl Nash 8.0
tbd Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: Season 7 May 22, 1999 Loren Bray tbd
tbd Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: Season 6 Sep 27, 1997 Loren Bray / Loren Bray / Actor / Loren Bray tbd
tbd Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: Season 5 Sep 21, 1996 Loren Bray / Loren Bray / Actor / Loren Bray tbd
tbd Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: Season 4 Sep 23, 1995 Loren Bray / Loren Bray / Actor / Loren Bray tbd
tbd Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: Season 3 Sep 24, 1994 Loren Bray / Loren Bray / Actor / Loren Bray tbd
tbd Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: Season 2 Sep 25, 1993 Loren Bray / Loren Bray / Actor / Loren / Loren Bray tbd
tbd Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: Season 1 Jan 1, 1993 Loren Bray / Loren Bray 8.8
tbd The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson: Season 29 Oct 2, 1990 Guest tbd
tbd Murder, She Wrote: Season 6 Sep 24, 1989 Ebenezer McEnery tbd
tbd The Facts of Life: Season 8 Sep 27, 1986 Oliver Thompson / Warren Thompson tbd
tbd Murder, She Wrote: Season 2 Sep 29, 1985 Ebenezer McEnery tbd
tbd The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson: Season 18 Oct 8, 1979 Guest tbd
tbd The Love Boat: Season 2 Sep 16, 1978 Artie D'Angelo tbd
tbd The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson: Season 15 Oct 8, 1976 Guest tbd