Still Not Getting Any
by Simple Plan
  • Record Label: Lava
  • Release Date: Oct 26, 2004
User Score
5.4

Mixed or average reviews- based on 131 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 69 out of 131
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 131
  3. Negative: 57 out of 131

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  1. Matthewrhodes
    Oct 12, 2020
    8
    I've been going back to the past and listening to bands that I haven't listened to in a long time and I stumbled upon this album and all the memories of listening to this on repeat resurfaced. This album does not deserve the hate it got.
  2. john1803
    Mar 8, 2017
    10
    They're perfect. Best pop-punk band ever. This album is lit as hell. Definitely their best album.
    Best tracks: Welcome To My Life, Perfect World, Me Against The World.
  3. nathanbo
    Jul 14, 2015
    10
    Whenever I write a review I rate an album in the context of the genre. With that out of the way, I believe that this is one of the best and most influential pop punk albums out there. I'm not saying it is the greatest of all time, but it certainly land a place in the top 5% and probably my personal top 1o pop-punk list. I might have a slight bias considering Simple Plan has hit meWhenever I write a review I rate an album in the context of the genre. With that out of the way, I believe that this is one of the best and most influential pop punk albums out there. I'm not saying it is the greatest of all time, but it certainly land a place in the top 5% and probably my personal top 1o pop-punk list. I might have a slight bias considering Simple Plan has hit me nostalgically. People might be put off by just how clean their songs sound, but that is their style that they been manage to deliver in live performances. One may also be tired how whiny the songs are but let me remind you the album title is Still Not Getting Any. If anything this album is a warm welcome to my life. In a perfect world all albums would carry a variety of sounds and sophisticatedly explore its themes, but realistically that is not necessary to produce a hit album. Everytime I hear Simple Plan I get the same thing, but in this case it is a good thing, as if they made a crazy promise to give their loyal fans what they expect.… Expand
  4. Skydog
    Sep 4, 2013
    10
    All these 2004-2008 trolls made this album such a low rating when in reality their metal band or whatever kind of music those trolls listen to (reggae? how lame...) can't even perform their music live, UNLIKE simple plan.
    Anywhoo, this album was awesome. The songs are legendary for simple plan on this album, and actually i prefer this album to No Pads.
  5. TayuM.
    Apr 4, 2008
    10
    The score speaks for itself, ultimate! Perfect in every way!
  6. MatG.
    Oct 10, 2007
    10
    Awesome album and shows amazing maturity and growth from there last album.
  7. IxatA.
    Aug 3, 2007
    10
    I love this album, it helped me get through a hard time in my life. Simple Plan has been an inspiration to me for years, and now, I've got a real life to show for it. Their my favorite artist, and this album is incredible. If you loved their first album, this second one is a shock, it's much darker, but it's just as good, if not better.
  8. simpleplanroxrage
    Jun 12, 2007
    10
    SIMPLE PLAN IS THE BEST!!!! Everyone who says otherwise is gay
  9. allenw
    Mar 6, 2007
    10
    This album (though some song i could do without) is okay in my book.
  10. CaraC
    May 22, 2006
    10
    I like simple plan. I don't care what people say because most of the people who say things like oh my god what happened to music give me a time machine!" only know about the older music beause of their parents or older sister. I don't just like them because i think they're hot, they are very good artists. they try to reach out to younger teens and no one else does. do you I like simple plan. I don't care what people say because most of the people who say things like oh my god what happened to music give me a time machine!" only know about the older music beause of their parents or older sister. I don't just like them because i think they're hot, they are very good artists. they try to reach out to younger teens and no one else does. do you rememder what its like to be forgotten, no because now you think you're cool and smart. just because you get online, swear a little and say sp sucks doesn't mean we aren't gonna stop liking them. it just makes us like them more. so heres a simple plan for you. shut. up. if you're so much better than sp and us why are you taking the time out of your precious lives to write this bougas review? Yeah, you make a whole lotta sense!… Expand
  11. brogank
    Mar 15, 2006
    10
    I thought simple plan are awesome..I have always been a fan of them and think thier the coolest band out there..thier not posers..thier just doing what they love so bug off you haters
  12. emmag
    Mar 2, 2006
    10
    i love sp!!!!!
  13. EricaS
    Jan 6, 2006
    10
    I Love Simple Plan! This CD is awesome!!! and everyone that doesn't like them can f**k off, because they could care less what a bunch a losers and posesr think about them!!!!
  14. TylerA
    Nov 18, 2005
    9
    I know that Simple Plan aren't punk in anyway, I normally only listen to proper punk like Bad Religion but Simple Plan are the only "poser" band that I can listen to and like.
  15. patrickd
    Nov 12, 2005
    10
    I don't usually rate CD's or listen to them, so I'm giving it a 10, because the rest of you groupies are giving it 0's
  16. margaretw
    Oct 4, 2005
    10
    awesome CD...different from the mall-punk complaining stuff
  17. AdrinaA
    Aug 14, 2005
    10
    I think this album rocks! and i agree with 'g u'!
  18. gu
    Jul 22, 2005
    10
    All these people giving it zeros and twos obviously didn't listen to the album. This is golden. By the way, I thought this was a family-friendly site, Mr. I-have- to-say-the-f-word-to-be-cool. And if anyone wants to know how many hyphens I used, it's 10, just like my rating.
  19. patricial
    Apr 27, 2005
    10
    How can a record so good can end up with 6.3 on 10? I can't believe it dude!!! these guys are worth the 10 on 10! love you guys forever!!!!!!!!! xxxx Pat and Kath from québec, canada!!!
  20. HollyM
    Apr 9, 2005
    10
    simple plan's new album is awesome!!! And simple plan is awesome... i can relate to them and their songs... and i love the fact that they don't care that they still aren't getting any... (good critic reviews)
  21. JennD.
    Apr 1, 2005
    10
    Simple Plan is amazing!! This is one of the few groups that I actually like all the songs. For me simple plans lyrics go right to me.
  22. tiahnad
    Mar 10, 2005
    10
    IT ROCKS!!!!!!
  23. RachelB
    Feb 10, 2005
    9
    I love Simple Plan! They are my favorite band. I love this album because it basically says, we don't care what anyone thinks, and they shouldn't. They do such a good job with their music. I love them!
  24. berlinb
    Feb 5, 2005
    10
    notice how much higher a score these guys would have if not for the total wastoids who give Simple Plan a zero while masturbating to the sound of their own misplaced and misguided superiority-complex-induced whining. no band, not one on the planet that ever got a record deal, writes their own music, plays their own instruments and sings their own vocals is deserving of a zero score. if notice how much higher a score these guys would have if not for the total wastoids who give Simple Plan a zero while masturbating to the sound of their own misplaced and misguided superiority-complex-induced whining. no band, not one on the planet that ever got a record deal, writes their own music, plays their own instruments and sings their own vocals is deserving of a zero score. if for no other reason than they give you whiney crybabies something new to bitch about, they deserve a 5. you people berating Simple Plan just don't get it: these guys are creating good music and having fun doing it. just because they're not singing about how pissed off they are and how shitty life is, doesn't make them a bad band. wake up, your mind is more narrow than a fly's rectum. when a producer like bob rock signs up to produce you tome, you must be doing something right. Bob Rock, zero boys. The most respected, revered and sought after producer in Rock-n-Roll. this is an ambitious effort from a genre of music that rarely makes that claim. if you haters want people to take you seriously you won't be stupid enough in the future to rate anybody a zero. that just makes you stupid and uniformed. if you hate the pop-punk category of music, don't listen to it, but at least have brain enough to realize and sack enough to admit that, in this particular category, Simple Plan are one of the best.… Expand
  25. dennisb
    Feb 5, 2005
    10
    the best of the pop-punk bands. in a world of self-reighteous, angst-ridden music, it's good to hear a band of musicians who are obviously having a great time while still displaying technical skill and superior creativity. Simple Plan aren't going to change the world with their music, but who said music had to anyway?
  26. JoeD
    Jan 25, 2005
    9
    First off, I'm not just another 14 year old like a lot of the negative reviews say. I'm actually 19 and I really enjoyed this CD. Like was mentioned before, there is a lot of whiny singing, but that's just their style. For them to go out of that is like Metallica doing rap...it's their style. I'm curious to know if anyone who gave it a zero actually even has the First off, I'm not just another 14 year old like a lot of the negative reviews say. I'm actually 19 and I really enjoyed this CD. Like was mentioned before, there is a lot of whiny singing, but that's just their style. For them to go out of that is like Metallica doing rap...it's their style. I'm curious to know if anyone who gave it a zero actually even has the CD or has listened to any of the music. Hmmmm....… Expand
  27. NycolleB
    Jan 24, 2005
    10
    i think this band rocks. mostly becuase someof there songs is how i feel sometimes.
  28. KateH
    Jan 24, 2005
    10
    this is the BEST cd eva simple plan rox they r the best band eva
  29. CindyV
    Jan 20, 2005
    10
    I think Simple plan is an awsum band!!!!! i love them all they all rox and i cant wait 2 c them this summer!! and all yall A** holes who dont like them can go roit in hell for all i care....... Simple plan rox aaf!!!!! ya go sp!!!!!! I love u seb!!! ur so hott!!!!
  30. katiec
    Jan 19, 2005
    10
    simple plan rox hard
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Generally favorable reviews - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 9
  3. Negative: 0 out of 9
  1. The New York Times
    60
    Individually, the songs are catchy, but as they pile up over the length of the album, it's impossible not to wonder whether the singer's endless complaints didn't drive everyone away. [8 Nov 2004]
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  2. Rolling Stone
    60
    Despite the overwrought angst, Still Not Getting Any... is a hard-to-deny collection of bubblegum punk
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  3. Blender
    60
    Every song has hooks so polished you can see your reflection in them. [Dec 2004, p.142]
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