Results May Vary
by Limp Bizkit
User Score
4.2

Mixed or average reviews- based on 223 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 87 out of 223
  2. Mixed: 22 out of 223
  3. Negative: 114 out of 223

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  1. JohnG
    Jun 12, 2005
    0
    You see it on the shelves and walk that little bit faster.
  2. MikeG
    Jun 16, 2005
    0
    How about a -45,000,000,000 for the score. This album's booklet is toilet paper if I ever saw some. The disc itself doesn't even make a good coaster or even a frisbee. The lyrics are embarassingly horrid, the music is bland and lifeless. Durst's supposed rage is whiny and cringe-worthy, and never comunicates anything but feces. I wonder if anyone heard this before it was How about a -45,000,000,000 for the score. This album's booklet is toilet paper if I ever saw some. The disc itself doesn't even make a good coaster or even a frisbee. The lyrics are embarassingly horrid, the music is bland and lifeless. Durst's supposed rage is whiny and cringe-worthy, and never comunicates anything but feces. I wonder if anyone heard this before it was released. If they had they probably would have tossed the originals out the window of a seventeen story building. Limp Bizkit live up to their name.… Expand
  3. AFWhigs
    Jan 13, 2006
    0
    Limp Bizkit were barely tolerable when they were new. Fred Durst is a brainless hack who lucked into a musical career. Hopefully this is the death knell for Angry White Boy rock, nu metal, rap rock, or however you want to describe it. This is the epitomy of soulless, whining narcissicm. Good job Fred, now go get in line to participate in Surreal Life.
  4. DylanP
    Jan 3, 2006
    0
    I can't believe how bad the cover of Behind Blue Eyes is... utterly terrible.
  5. ZachM
    Feb 3, 2006
    0
    the cover of ''behing blue eyes'' is insulting to music. this whole album is insulting to mankind
  6. SophieM
    Oct 18, 2007
    0
    I heard the terrible reviews for this one and I realised that a friend had bought it - I lent it to play through and it was absolutely awful. Seriously, diabolical. It wasn't even so bad you could make fun of it, it went beyond that.
  7. Freddursthater
    Nov 1, 2003
    0
    Limp Dick Suck
  8. MichaelR
    Nov 1, 2003
    0
    Yeah, Limp Bizkit can shove it. A selection of lyrics from Results May Vary: "No doubt that I'd love to sniff on them panties now" Wow, I'm in AWE of Fred's talent as a songwriter. Seriously though, anyone who can belt out crpa like that and not feel like a douche shouldn't be anywhere in music, plain and simple, and anyone who can tolerate listeing to this crap does Yeah, Limp Bizkit can shove it. A selection of lyrics from Results May Vary: "No doubt that I'd love to sniff on them panties now" Wow, I'm in AWE of Fred's talent as a songwriter. Seriously though, anyone who can belt out crpa like that and not feel like a douche shouldn't be anywhere in music, plain and simple, and anyone who can tolerate listeing to this crap does not deserve the ability to have an opinion. Go listen to some Danzig, Black Sabbath, Tool, The Misfits, or hell, I'd say it'd be better to listen to Cannibal Corpse than this crap.… Expand
  9. chrisw
    Oct 12, 2003
    0
    UHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG
  10. gfffhgfsfgh
    Oct 13, 2003
    0
    This album is one more garbage album of the contemporanie era. Please tell to Fred taht he want suecide do.
  11. derrickb
    Oct 18, 2003
    0
    this album couldn't suck any more. there is no redeeming factor...i wouldn't even download it if someone paid me...might ruin my hard drive.
  12. JoshT
    Oct 24, 2003
    0
    What are you so mad about Durst? You are making money off of teens buying your crappy albums...ITS GREAT!!!! Come back when you can learn how to follow time signatures.
  13. mikem
    Oct 29, 2003
    0
    Total crap
  14. BenS
    Nov 21, 2005
    0
    hmmmmmmmmmmmm, lets give this album some careful, consideration, listen, relisten and till, oh whats the point, FOR CHRISSAKES FRED NOONE CARES YOU FAT OLD FRATBOY, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
  15. LaurenceJ
    Feb 21, 2005
    0
    2003'S WORST. Simply put it this way : it's baaaaad.
  16. WHAT!
    Feb 25, 2005
    0
    when were these guys ever good?
  17. CodyD.
    Aug 24, 2005
    0
    Alrite. So there I was, in the movie theater finishing Gothica. Then as the credits start to roll, I hear "Behind Blue Eyes". I notice right away that its not The Who, yet I still think it is decent. After finding out it was Limp Bizkit, I purchased the cd. I turned on the cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" right away and actually started getting into it. And then, when the amazing interlude Alrite. So there I was, in the movie theater finishing Gothica. Then as the credits start to roll, I hear "Behind Blue Eyes". I notice right away that its not The Who, yet I still think it is decent. After finding out it was Limp Bizkit, I purchased the cd. I turned on the cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" right away and actually started getting into it. And then, when the amazing interlude from the original I am shocked to hear it coming late. And then not at all. And then some Simon Says like voice coming on saying discover. I mean seriously. What the hell? I think that alone should earn this cd at least a 3...Now, the rest of the cd, that is what drops it down to a zero. This cd is so horrible that I actually recomend that you go to your local music store, buy it, take it home, and frame it along with a Hillary Duff cd and you'll have your very own wall of shame. Someone shoot Fred Durst.… Expand
  18. MichaelA
    Sep 27, 2005
    0
    You can't buy this and say you have good taste in music. It's that simple.
  19. sanddude
    Jan 5, 2011
    0
    Limp Bizkit always sucked, but this is just--- to bad to simply put in words. The vocals are even more terrible than on Siginificant Other or Chocolate Starfish, the lyrics are a violent, misogynystic mess, and many more reasons are available why this album sucks.
  20. WXYZ
    Oct 17, 2015
    0
    I would honestly listen to a cat getting its tail chopped off than this. Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water was bad, but not terrible. This, however, is a travesty. Not one single song is worth listening to, and what's even worse is that they made a cover of the beautiful The Who song "Behind Blue Eyes". All the people who gave this 10s just wrote "Hey, this CD rocks! Go LimpI would honestly listen to a cat getting its tail chopped off than this. Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water was bad, but not terrible. This, however, is a travesty. Not one single song is worth listening to, and what's even worse is that they made a cover of the beautiful The Who song "Behind Blue Eyes". All the people who gave this 10s just wrote "Hey, this CD rocks! Go Limp Bizkit!" "Another masterpiece by the great Limp Bizkit!" No. Just NO. Those are not valid arguments. After listening through the whole album I just wish I could take it all back. I will admit it, though, it's not the worst album I have ever heard; Kevin Federline beat them to it three years later.… Expand
  21. nathanbo
    May 24, 2015
    0
    For a title "Results May Vary" it is surprising how one sided the reviews have been. Limp Bizkit has always carried great energy in their music and were even one of the most respected metal bands of the 90's; however, to many they lost what made what made them so unique in the early naughties. This is clearly evident in this "album." I quoted album because I'm not quite sure it's theFor a title "Results May Vary" it is surprising how one sided the reviews have been. Limp Bizkit has always carried great energy in their music and were even one of the most respected metal bands of the 90's; however, to many they lost what made what made them so unique in the early naughties. This is clearly evident in this "album." I quoted album because I'm not quite sure it's the right word to describe this collection of noise. Toxic sounds or mathematically formulated wavelengths designed kill brain cells are better ways of describing this cornucopia of audio pain. Hardcore Limp Bizkit fans may enjoy this, but even they will probably find most of the tacks generic and boring. Limp Bizkit's unique blend of metal, rap, funk and alt metal is not present in this "album." Instead we are treated with nu metal that comes across as blander than a week old bowl of oatmeal. While listening to this I felt like I was being eaten alive by an all encompassing creature designed by the most cookie cutter music producers of L.A. I think Limp Bizkit needs some sort of re-entry in sound because whatever they have been doing the past decade has not been working. The whole time I was listening to this I was wishing it was almost over. If I hear any of these "tracks" in my car it is proof that radio is dead. I rather drown in white noise that is most of Nickelback's hits than listen to this.… Expand
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#10 Most Discussed Album of 2003
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#27 Most Shared Album of 2003

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Metascore
33

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 11 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 11
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 11
  3. Negative: 6 out of 11
  1. Playlouder
    0
    This is so so crap.
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  2. Q Magazine
    80
    A far more rounded proposition than 2000's water-treading Chocolate Starfish. [Dec 2003, p.132]
  3. Dot Music
    10
    Eventually, 'Results May Vary' could become a fascinating document - a frightening insight into the vacuous state of 21st century culture.
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