Hypermagic Mountain
by Lightning Bolt
  • Record Label: Load
  • Release Date: Oct 18, 2005
User Score
6.7

Generally favorable reviews- based on 106 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 72 out of 106
  2. Mixed: 3 out of 106
  3. Negative: 31 out of 106

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  1. AShinyG1ratina
    Jun 22, 2022
    8
    "Anyone who doesn't enjoy this album has a small penis."
    So true Metacritic user RonJeremy
  2. MilkMan123
    Oct 30, 2019
    10
    I'm really hard right now. Because of this album i am no longer impotent if you do not like this album chances are you are impotent.
  3. rvdawesome
    Jan 3, 2014
    10
    I love this album. It's amazing. It's a really heavy album, so maybe that's why so many people don't like it. It's incredibly dense for an album consisting of only a bass guitar and drums. A lot of people just see it as just noise, and it pretty much is, but it is perfectly crafted noise. It's standout songs are 2 Morro Morro Land, Captain Caveman, Magic Mountain, Dead Cowboy, and BizarroI love this album. It's amazing. It's a really heavy album, so maybe that's why so many people don't like it. It's incredibly dense for an album consisting of only a bass guitar and drums. A lot of people just see it as just noise, and it pretty much is, but it is perfectly crafted noise. It's standout songs are 2 Morro Morro Land, Captain Caveman, Magic Mountain, Dead Cowboy, and Bizarro Zarro Land.… Expand
  4. AllanX
    May 5, 2007
    10
    In order to truly appreciate the madness that is Lightning Bolt, one must utilize a proper set of speakers rather than the puny headphones all those naysayers are using. You see, this stuff is pure sonic weaponry. The thrill of listening to it could be considered similar to other tests of one's fortitude, such as consuming hot chili, or imbibing vast amounts of strong liquor. In order to truly appreciate the madness that is Lightning Bolt, one must utilize a proper set of speakers rather than the puny headphones all those naysayers are using. You see, this stuff is pure sonic weaponry. The thrill of listening to it could be considered similar to other tests of one's fortitude, such as consuming hot chili, or imbibing vast amounts of strong liquor. Hypermagic Mountain should come with a warning on the cover about the proximity of pets and small children to whatever device is comissioned to... "emit"... this stuff. Don't like your neighbors? Perhaps a well-placed bolt of lightning will scare 'em away, if you know what I mean. Put it on your stereo, turn the speakers towards your resident enemies, and blast away!… Expand
  5. JasonB
    Apr 5, 2007
    8
    It's appeal is far from universal, and its not a record I'm compelled to constantly listen to. That said, this album is worth hearing for fans left-field music who can actually stomach a bit of dissonance and noise (as opposed to the weak-kneed, limp-wristed, mincing pansy fairies claiming this is "just noise" or "not music").
  6. AndyH
    Mar 8, 2007
    10
    Brilliant, mesmerizing, and almost does justice to their live show.
  7. SeanP.
    Mar 7, 2007
    10
    I've seen polarized views, but this is definitely the apex of what i've seen. 5.6 overall customer rating, pockmarked with 0s, 1s, 9s, and 10s. Haha, and as it should be, because this is absolutely a love-it-or-hate-it work of art. You're either on its wave-length, or you're denounce it as trash halfway through the first song. I'm the former, and i will not be I've seen polarized views, but this is definitely the apex of what i've seen. 5.6 overall customer rating, pockmarked with 0s, 1s, 9s, and 10s. Haha, and as it should be, because this is absolutely a love-it-or-hate-it work of art. You're either on its wave-length, or you're denounce it as trash halfway through the first song. I'm the former, and i will not be able to live without owning this music. My girlfriend is the latter. So be it. Lightning Bolt has accomplished its mission. A cult they remain. And boy am i glad to be in that cult.… Expand
  8. GiantPanda
    Jan 14, 2007
    10
    awesome!
  9. JesusChrist
    Dec 1, 2006
    10
    This album is the shit. I suspect that people listening to it in the complacent settings of their own home with muffled stereos feebly blasting away may not be astute enough to get the gist of what lighting bolt is all about... you have to see them live at least once THEN listen to this stuff, which is secondary to their live act really. But I'm giving it 10 anyways cause no This album is the shit. I suspect that people listening to it in the complacent settings of their own home with muffled stereos feebly blasting away may not be astute enough to get the gist of what lighting bolt is all about... you have to see them live at least once THEN listen to this stuff, which is secondary to their live act really. But I'm giving it 10 anyways cause no recording will ever do justice to the noise these guys make.… Expand
  10. JamesO
    Dec 1, 2006
    9
    self-indulgent? pretentious? these terms have never stopped music listeners before. whether it be pete townshend claiming the who to be the only band that matters or robert plant stuffing his crotch. it's obvious this album is sending people to the 10's and the 0's and that is definitely what it is trying to do. love it or hate it, you cannot deny this album is completely self-indulgent? pretentious? these terms have never stopped music listeners before. whether it be pete townshend claiming the who to be the only band that matters or robert plant stuffing his crotch. it's obvious this album is sending people to the 10's and the 0's and that is definitely what it is trying to do. love it or hate it, you cannot deny this album is completely original and originality is something that should be valued.… Expand
  11. LoganK
    Sep 8, 2006
    10
    Such polarized views! Lightning Bolt puts out amazing albums and even more amazing live shows.
  12. adams
    Jun 5, 2006
    9
    shocking. who are all these chodes who love boredom and hate fun? why are they listening to this record?
  13. pepevision
    Jun 2, 2006
    9
    Ridiculously complex art-metal that comes highly recommended for fans of Black Dice, Wolf Eyes and extremes in general. Old-timers like me can recall Japan's frantic duo Ruins (the only real Lightning Bolt precedent that I can name), but this is even more enjoyable. Although the sounds are extreme, the sense of playfulness (sample trackname: "Captain Caveman") and exploration makes Ridiculously complex art-metal that comes highly recommended for fans of Black Dice, Wolf Eyes and extremes in general. Old-timers like me can recall Japan's frantic duo Ruins (the only real Lightning Bolt precedent that I can name), but this is even more enjoyable. Although the sounds are extreme, the sense of playfulness (sample trackname: "Captain Caveman") and exploration makes this a fantastic listen.… Expand
  14. JackT
    May 20, 2006
    10
    Spectacular !!!! breathtaking!!!
  15. CaseyP
    May 15, 2006
    9
    It's obvious why so many people wouldn't like this, but I love it. Dead Cowboy for example is one of the best songs I've heard in a very long time.
  16. AKaplan
    May 3, 2006
    9
    people dont know what pretentious means, obviously, because this isnt it.
  17. funkink
    Apr 16, 2006
    10
    relentless. I'd never listen to anything else, that is, of course, if i can sew my ears back on and scoop my spattered skull from the wall behind me.
  18. MikeC
    Mar 7, 2006
    8
    I'd be lying if I said that this album is a ten, but it's a hell of a record. I mean I understand why some people wouldn't like it, it takes a good listen to hear how these two guys were able to do all this with just drums and bass. I find it to be a shame that some people don't bother to give it a good listen. Like all good music it takes a while to fully understand. I'd be lying if I said that this album is a ten, but it's a hell of a record. I mean I understand why some people wouldn't like it, it takes a good listen to hear how these two guys were able to do all this with just drums and bass. I find it to be a shame that some people don't bother to give it a good listen. Like all good music it takes a while to fully understand. Amazing album.… Expand
  19. true
    Feb 6, 2006
    10
    it's happening. my ears have lost all elasticity. every other album i own is a pile of second-rate joan-baez-influenced pussy-footing around the point. "But what is the point?" i hear you ask, you poor innocent. DERH! DERH-DERH-DERH- D-D-D-DERH! (that's from track four). makes death from above seem like your little sister's casey-casem mix tape. oh no...
  20. adils
    Jan 16, 2006
    9
    This is a very courageous band. They are bound only by their own imagination, in an industry full of pretentiousness. This will obviously not appeal to everyone, but you must give them an applause even if you don't like the album. My only issue is I wish the mix given more way to drums. But that's my personal preference. The guitar tones are absolutely fantastic as are the This is a very courageous band. They are bound only by their own imagination, in an industry full of pretentiousness. This will obviously not appeal to everyone, but you must give them an applause even if you don't like the album. My only issue is I wish the mix given more way to drums. But that's my personal preference. The guitar tones are absolutely fantastic as are the "compositions." A must buy for anyone sick of hearing the same old same old ugly boring music. Explore this and expand your mind.… Expand
  21. T.Speaker
    Jan 13, 2006
    10
    I have never felt more panegyrical about a record in my entire lifetime. I recently played it through again and couldn't resist popping a boner. The day I walk into a room and find a woman volitionally blasting a Lightning Bolt record, I will abnegate chastity and make sweet love to her right on top of her boombox (hopefully the CD won't skip, or we'll have to stop). No one I have never felt more panegyrical about a record in my entire lifetime. I recently played it through again and couldn't resist popping a boner. The day I walk into a room and find a woman volitionally blasting a Lightning Bolt record, I will abnegate chastity and make sweet love to her right on top of her boombox (hopefully the CD won't skip, or we'll have to stop). No one can trump the simultaenously abrasive and piercing masculinity of this infamous bass and drums duo. The booboisie attack its lack of "hooks and melody," but if you can't find those, you're not hearing right. 2Morro Morro Land opens the record, proclaiming Lightning Bolt's boisterous, assiduous mastery, shock-and-awing us to impossible degrees. Dead Cowboy, both a tirade railing against Bush and a supple braggadocio, is the album's paragon, atrophying and dessicating-----eight minutes in length, its multiple climaxes provide endless satisfaction. Only Infinity Farm allows any time for breath, but the suitably titled closer No Rest for the Obsessed arrives before we know it, finishing open-endedly and rendering us obsequious. Even with less than one-hundred words, Hypermagic Mountain is infinitely replayable, and one of 2005's only perfectly rated records-----none of Metacritic's reviews gave it anything below a 70. It is a shimmering, astounding masterpiece.… Expand
  22. PatrickB.
    Jan 11, 2006
    9
    oh, hell yes. standouts include "mohawk windmill" and "dead cowboy."
  23. FletcherB
    Jan 5, 2006
    8
    louder, louder louder less wild and dramatic, but stunning the drums on "dead cowboy" will kill the unprepared. be prepared.
  24. rb
    Dec 13, 2005
    9
    A "0" and a "1". Right. As if those reviewers have actually bought and heard this record. In any case if they did actually buy it they have both shown them to be entirely incapable of opening their ears to new sounds. I suggest they stick with MOR bands like Nickelback... This is a clever and imaginative record.
  25. SeanT
    Dec 11, 2005
    9
    more metal riffs on this one. louder sound. absolutely essential.
  26. Ben
    Dec 7, 2005
    10
    One word: Wow..!
  27. dpalm
    Dec 4, 2005
    9
    i just have to say, what the hell is going on. this is really messed up. .... I like it.
  28. Nick
    Nov 17, 2005
    9
    Not Wonderful Rainbow but still not like anything else. Takes listening not hearing you low score giving fools.
  29. BrianB
    Nov 17, 2005
    9
    This album is amazing. It takes the best parts of Ride the Skies and Wonderful Rainbow, blends them together and shoves them down your ear canal. To call this noise is to do it a grave injustice: there are some serious songs here, these guys know exactly what they are doing. Of course, if you were not down with the Bolt before, this album isn't going to change your opinion.
  30. ChrisH
    Nov 14, 2005
    9
    It's like god was getting really pissed off and frustrated and he sent a flood to wipe us out for being so shit, but that didn't quite scratch him where he itched, so he picked up his bass and tore the fuck out of it and Lightning Bolt found the tape.
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Metascore
88

Universal acclaim - based on 23 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 23 out of 23
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 23
  3. Negative: 0 out of 23
  1. Tiny Mix Tapes
    100
    This is a great record, if it is a record.
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  2. AllMusic
    90
    At its most chaotic, Hypermagic Mountain could tear open a wormhole into Comets on Fire's Blue Cathedral.
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  3. Dusted Magazine
    90
    Essentially, the Brians don't really need to innovate that much anymore and instead are just fine-tuning their craft in glorious ways.
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