Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Paramount Pictures | Release Date: June 24, 2009
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AndrewD.Jun 24, 2009
This movie is the embodiment of what makes me sad for our entire society. I'm sure that it will make money and I'm sure that so many people will walk out loving it. If you love characters as shallow as tea spoons, a plot that seems This movie is the embodiment of what makes me sad for our entire society. I'm sure that it will make money and I'm sure that so many people will walk out loving it. If you love characters as shallow as tea spoons, a plot that seems like looking at each individual piece of a jigsaw puzzle, and think that big explosions and lots of running around makes a great movie, then you will love Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Sadly, it seems that more and more audience members fall into this catagory. Where's the intelligence? Where's the actual storytelling? Where's the humanity? Pathetic, pathetic attempt from the most pathetic director of our time.… Expand
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BenB.Jun 25, 2009
I have never given a zero star rating to a film before. Ever. And I certainly wasn't expecting great art here-you hear the word 'Transformers' associated with a film and you have an idea of what to expect. But dear God I have never given a zero star rating to a film before. Ever. And I certainly wasn't expecting great art here-you hear the word 'Transformers' associated with a film and you have an idea of what to expect. But dear God almighty...where to begin? Loud? Check. Long? Check. Offensive morally, sexually, and racially? Check, check, and check. Now, to be fair, I will acknowledge that this is exactly what we thought it would be. After all, this is Michael Bay we're talking about. But just because it was expected doesn't make it good. The first Transformers had it's fair share of haters (for good reason), but ultimately those flaws and offensive innuendos were (in my opinion) massaged over by the humor and for the most part thrilling visuals. Here...it's just more. More, more, more, albeit less, less, less. More action? Less character development. More visuals? Less heart. More raunch? Less clever. I don't mind a movie being two and a half hours long, filthy as heck, and altogther stupid- that's what 'Knocked Up' is for. But a movie also has to have a heart, a brain, and a soul. 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' doesn't even have the audacity to pretend-it just explodes, and explodes, and explodes, over and over and over and over again. Yes, we were expecting it...but honestly, now that it's out, how many have really, truly enjoyed it?… Expand
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DevJun 25, 2009
First, this movie is long, too long by 45 minutes. It's boring. If it had been shorter, then I might have actually enjoyed it a smidgeon. If you have young kids who want to see this movie, you should no there is racism and animal sex in First, this movie is long, too long by 45 minutes. It's boring. If it had been shorter, then I might have actually enjoyed it a smidgeon. If you have young kids who want to see this movie, you should no there is racism and animal sex in it. It's not suitable for them. It is also long--so much so that they even got bored before the big explosions at the end. Also, my oldest was not even that happy with the movie because they focused to much on the humans and not enough on the robots.… Expand
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TomoJun 25, 2009
The first transformers was somewhat clever, but this one was so infantile that it verged on insulting to anyone over the age of eleven.
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WesLJun 25, 2009
Transformer trash! Don't waste your time or money. The "frat boy" humor and crude sexual content over shadow the slightest twinge of a plot. Transterrible! -0
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JosephHJun 25, 2009
Racist and juvenile jokes aside, this movie was just bad. Explosions can't take place of good or even competent writing.
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BrianB.Jun 26, 2009
Mr. Bay must wake up each morning laughing that he makes millions off of serving up piles of crap to movie fans. In this sequel we literally have the fine actor John Tuturro ask arobit with a cane (no joke) this question: "What is the plot? Mr. Bay must wake up each morning laughing that he makes millions off of serving up piles of crap to movie fans. In this sequel we literally have the fine actor John Tuturro ask arobit with a cane (no joke) this question: "What is the plot? You know the beginning, middle and end. Tell us the story." Oh I get it, the jokes on us! This film is pointless, discontinuous, and completely nonsensical.… Expand
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JayB.Jun 27, 2009
If you make a movie about transformer's, then you should be able to tell starscream from Megatron. You know your movie has issues. I also counted up to 12-15 comic relief character's In this movie thats just ridiculous. By the time If you make a movie about transformer's, then you should be able to tell starscream from Megatron. You know your movie has issues. I also counted up to 12-15 comic relief character's In this movie thats just ridiculous. By the time this was finished, I began wishing for the two and a half hours of my life back.… Expand
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AritarkKJun 27, 2009
Micheal Bay does it again. And it's even worse than Transformers 1. If you have a brain and like to use it, stay away from this movie.
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SebastianLJun 27, 2009
Really, does anyone who has seen this movie believe that persons ranking it a "10" (or above a 4) are anything but robots paid by the studio? It is impossible for human beings to watch this movie and interpret it as good--based upon any Really, does anyone who has seen this movie believe that persons ranking it a "10" (or above a 4) are anything but robots paid by the studio? It is impossible for human beings to watch this movie and interpret it as good--based upon any standard--without being paid or programmed.… Expand
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JakeSJun 28, 2009
Honestly, I can't understand how people are giving this movie anything but a ZERO! So many people bash critics for saying what should be said about completely piece of garbage movies like this. Seriously, everyone wake up and remember Honestly, I can't understand how people are giving this movie anything but a ZERO! So many people bash critics for saying what should be said about completely piece of garbage movies like this. Seriously, everyone wake up and remember that films can actually have a plot that seems plausible (even if it is a fantasy film) or a script that's not completely leveled to the lowest common denominator. Please, everyone, pull your fucking heads out of your fucking asses! Thank you.… Expand
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AnonymousMCJun 28, 2009
I have to laugh at all these 10's being awarded to this garbage. And to those of you bashing the film critics for giving low numbers, maybe they go to see films like I do to see good acting, an interesting story and something thatI have to laugh at all these 10's being awarded to this garbage. And to those of you bashing the film critics for giving low numbers, maybe they go to see films like I do to see good acting, an interesting story and something that doesn't insult your intelligence, AND yes be entertained. If i am looking for a thrill, I'll go ride a roller coaster or go skiing. I'm just glad I live in a large city where I actually have other options unlike in small towns where you are prtty much force into watching this.… Expand
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EdC.Jun 28, 2009
Y'know... I understand that a lot of 400 pound basement dwellers think this film is "full of win" and "pure awesomeness" considering that their lives is limited to collecting dolls that look like robots. But fact is, seeing Transformers Y'know... I understand that a lot of 400 pound basement dwellers think this film is "full of win" and "pure awesomeness" considering that their lives is limited to collecting dolls that look like robots. But fact is, seeing Transformers 2 made me realize that Michael Bay is our American version of Uwe Boll. He's a man that firmly believes that fanboys and 12 year olds will eat this crap up if he hides all the manure behind non-stop explosions, slo-mo cleavage shots and cheestastic lines. Aside from selling toys, this film will probably sell a ton of advil since all the loud noise and shaky-cam are sure to give everyone a headache. Peter Travers is wrong though. This movie is the worse film not just of this decade, but the worse film in decades. Period. You can place Transformers 2 right next to Battlefield Earth, Gigli and Istar. Worse film of the year so far.… Expand
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DavidJ.Jun 29, 2009
More boring than than 150 minutes of watching paint dry. Avoid this like the plague.
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IanCJun 29, 2009
Before I start I'll make it clear that I am not an overpaid film critic, or even an underpaid film critic, I'm a solid lover of great movies and solid gold rubbish fits within what I enjoy. But there's great rubbish and Before I start I'll make it clear that I am not an overpaid film critic, or even an underpaid film critic, I'm a solid lover of great movies and solid gold rubbish fits within what I enjoy. But there's great rubbish and rubbish rubbish and this has got to be the worst film I think I have ever seen in my life. And it isn't because it is all explosions and it's loud and it's aimed at the popcorn munching Saturday afternoon crowd because there's nothing wrong with that, it's because it is pretentious and stupid and borderline racist (it damn well is, no point arguing otherwise) and doesn't even TRY and put a spine of a storyline in there. Even the worst Steven Seagal movie has a spine of a story in it. It may be a bad story full of holes but it is there, trying to tie it all together and give a point to the money being spent. This film doesn't even try, and my final opinion is that this film and everyone who made it not only wasted my time and money but abused my good nature as an easy going action flick lover. In fact I'd ask Metacritic to instigate a minus rating for this, because zero just ain't bad enough, I feel like I need a way to express what this film took from me, beyond the 3 hours of my life that I'll never get back. And to anyone who found the metal 'balls' joke funny - even my kids thought that was stupid.… Expand
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RyanWJun 30, 2009
A terrible embarassment of a movie.
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ArshdeepS.Jul 15, 2009
You know bay has gone crazy,somebody stop this guy..I want my precious hours back that I have wasted on this,ok the CGI has improved but not Michael bay's brain.
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KanwalpreetS.Jul 15, 2009
This movie was a total mental torcher,wonder where his brain was during the whole movie....But it has a shot at worst movie of the year...At least he will win something for this crap.
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NavdeepS.Jul 15, 2009
It is the worst movie that I have ever seen in my life,shame on michael bay for his lengthy and poorly executed film.
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ThomasDJul 18, 2009
This film, is terrible. Bad plot, bad continuity and most of all, the music feels like it's on infinite loop. Hearing that Greenday song play through once is enough, thank you. I can't think of a single thing I liked about this film.
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PaulSJul 2, 2009
What this movie resembles cannot be produced by a machine, only by a cow digesting a plate of beans.
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billJul 3, 2009
This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The script was horrible, so was the acting. But above all the special effects were outright TERRIBLE!!!!!! I could see so many things that were fake. However to top it all off they stole This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The script was horrible, so was the acting. But above all the special effects were outright TERRIBLE!!!!!! I could see so many things that were fake. However to top it all off they stole from The Terminator, the was a transformer that could shape into a human being. Get real.… Expand
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JorgeLJul 7, 2009
I am a film student. every day we watch and analyze movies to death, some old, and some new. I loved TF 1. but this has to be one of the worst movies i've seen in all my life. i have been watching at least one movie a day since i was I am a film student. every day we watch and analyze movies to death, some old, and some new. I loved TF 1. but this has to be one of the worst movies i've seen in all my life. i have been watching at least one movie a day since i was like 8 and i can't believe how bad this movie is. They took everything good about the first movie and butchered it. theres more guns, more explosions, more ass shot, more babaes, more robots, more human, more comedy, BUT LESS STORY!!!!! tHIS MOVIE IS SHOWGIRLS BAD, MAYBE EVEN WORST.… Expand
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NickKerberAug 18, 2009
With so much history and so much media to take insperation from. This movie took nothing from what made the original Transformers cult so mainstream. with plot holes, duplicate characters, inconsistancies. Not to mention no solid rulespsysicsWith so much history and so much media to take insperation from. This movie took nothing from what made the original Transformers cult so mainstream. with plot holes, duplicate characters, inconsistancies. Not to mention no solid rulespsysics for the transformers race to follow, one minute they are solid bound mechanical beings. Next its a replicator from Stargate.
I vote for dropping this bs and waiting 10 years for a real director, & writer, who has a clue. To pick up the licence and remake it.… Expand
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jahazielfMar 29, 2010
The first transformers was bad, and anyone with the smallest bit of intelligence would agree, but this movie is just unbearable. the plot is a mess and doesnt make the least bit of sense, the jokes are stupid, megan fox has reduced from The first transformers was bad, and anyone with the smallest bit of intelligence would agree, but this movie is just unbearable. the plot is a mess and doesnt make the least bit of sense, the jokes are stupid, megan fox has reduced from beautiful to slutty, its overlyloud, and way to long for it's own good. now, the special effects are undeniably great, but the fight scenes are poorly choreographed and get extremely repetetive and are only amusing once in great while.… Expand
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ChristopherSOct 19, 2009
Easily one of the worst films of the decade. Terrible story, horrible acting, and boring action sequences. I thought the first film was terrible, but this one pulls an all new low...and what is with the anti-Arab message in the film...how Easily one of the worst films of the decade. Terrible story, horrible acting, and boring action sequences. I thought the first film was terrible, but this one pulls an all new low...and what is with the anti-Arab message in the film...how racist is Hollywood? The movie has absolutely no value....it was a very painful experience!… Expand
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BOBBYDIGITALOct 27, 2009
This is a new low in film making. I this is the worst movie of all time. i was so dissapointed in this movie. no one that has seen this movie has been able to explain the storyline with certainty. this movie is so bad, i want to campaign This is a new low in film making. I this is the worst movie of all time. i was so dissapointed in this movie. no one that has seen this movie has been able to explain the storyline with certainty. this movie is so bad, i want to campaign against it. begin analysis: why doesnt bumble bee talk when in the end of the first movie he had his voice? how can a piece of the allspark stay stuck on your sweater for 2 years and you not notice? why does humanity still not know transformers are on our planet when jon voight in movie number one had a press conference to tell the world? why does the film need 3 humping scenes where a character is humping another? that is a pathetic attempt at getting laughs. the movies overdoes the comedy. i hate the mother. why do i need exclusive scenes with her doing comedy? meagan fox needs to just stop acting and do porn because all she is good for is looks. ( i hate that booty shot of her!! i like booties but that was out of context! they waste no time in showing you why they hired her) the writers didnt even try to tell a sci fi tale, they told a comedy!! why is the only transformers in the story Prime? Imagine a Ninja Turtles movie where the turtles are in the background, getting one or two lines, and leonardo getting the only dialogue which consist of "leadership dialogue" and the rest of the movie is about human characters doing idiotic gags. thats what this movie is! ITS A COMEDY FEATURING THE TRANSFORMERS!! the "robo warrior" plot device is pathetic. what a coincidence that leo spitz happens to know where robo warrior works and "what do you know, it's jon tuturo from sector 7!"-so pathetic of a script, i swear. the cartoon has more brains than this. the best part of the movie is the first 9 minutes, there is an awesome opening in shangai with lots of destruction but as soon as prime shoots the decepticon, the movie takes a super nose dive that a kamikaze pilot would be scarred of. the special effects aren't as astonishing as the first movie and when you finally get to the big showdown, half of the time is spent on the humans reacting and when prime confronts the fallen, he takes em out in like one minute. the special effects couldn't even save the movie and i hate the twins!! out of all the robots in the roster they create these ignorant stereotype racist creations!!!!!… Expand
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DeanC.Jun 24, 2009
Horrendous. A terrible movie with no plot only just a flash of pictures. The acting is awful, the comedy is juvenille and the action means nothing when you can't see whats actually happening.
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StephenB.Jun 24, 2009
Michael Bay may think that special effects can substitute for good acting and a good story, but that does not fly around here.
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AndrewCJun 24, 2009
Bay's hammer crushing a rusty nail into creativity's coffin yet again. Mr. Bay sucks the heart and soul out of every idea he touches and reduces it to a frigid, skeletal advertising platform.
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DanielGJun 24, 2009
As the comic geniuses who worked on Team America: World Police once sang, "Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?". Enough said.
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DanB.Jun 25, 2009
Absolutely terrible. Really, this may have been the worst movie that I have ever seen. And I didn't have very high expectations, I saw glimmers of promise in the first one, and hoped that they would redeem the franchise with a decent Absolutely terrible. Really, this may have been the worst movie that I have ever seen. And I didn't have very high expectations, I saw glimmers of promise in the first one, and hoped that they would redeem the franchise with a decent story filled with great action. That's not what I got. Instead it was a terrible, grinding slew of nonsense. I mean, I'm not demanding at all for this type of a movie. I'd like a simple story, a little character development - I mean, something to care about! Here's the problem Michael Bay has. How do you show two 50 ton robots crashing into each other and make it believable? Got no idea? Neither does he, so he resorts to dizzying closeups, shaky camera work and turns UP the volume. The result is that even the action is awful. Megan Fox exists purely as eye-candy. If you are going to stoop as low as this movie does, couldn't you at least get a couple of nude scenes out of her? I'm not sure why Shia Lebouef is even in the movie. All he does is run around, yell and sweat. An hour in to this schlockfest, I really wanted to leave. I even started to feel like leaving wasn't enough, like I needed to burn down the movie theater or something for subjecting me to that movie. I wish I could give it a negative number for the rating. 0 is way to generous. There is absolutely nothing, NOTHING, redeeming about this movie.… Expand
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RandomPersonJun 25, 2009
I tried to like the first one. I tried to like this one. There is no excuse for this bad of a movie being made on this big a budget. There could have been a much better story, and much better acting. The parts are all there, but the truth is I tried to like the first one. I tried to like this one. There is no excuse for this bad of a movie being made on this big a budget. There could have been a much better story, and much better acting. The parts are all there, but the truth is that this film has no true direction. It saddens me to see something so great from my childhood taken down to such a mind numbing level. Then again, it is giant fighting robots......but at least there could have been SOME brains behind this movie.… Expand
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JoostP.Jun 25, 2009
This was the worst movie I have ever seen. The plot and editing makes no sense at all and I felt insulted as an audience by pretty much every dumb scene. And whenever two or more Transformers are fighting on screen it becomes a giant, This was the worst movie I have ever seen. The plot and editing makes no sense at all and I felt insulted as an audience by pretty much every dumb scene. And whenever two or more Transformers are fighting on screen it becomes a giant, incomprehensible mess. My brain still hurts from seeing it yesterday.… Expand
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NolanB.Jun 26, 2009
I came to see a action movie but turn out to be none stop curse fest. autobots using slang auto bots with gold teeth saying out date slang and curse words.weird auto bot hooker.this was really done in poor taste.
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JeremyLJun 26, 2009
Not just a bad movie, but somehow a harbinger of the end of humanity ironically buried in an $8 apocalyptic adventure. Seriously, if we now entertain ourselves by twisting childhood dreams into visions of glorifiedNot just a bad movie, but somehow a harbinger of the end of humanity ironically buried in an $8 apocalyptic adventure. Seriously, if we now entertain ourselves by twisting childhood dreams into visions of glorified war/sex/whatsthedifferencehere mindshreds, our end can't be that far away. We don't need Megatron to skin us and give us a lobotomy; we just need an afternoon and our own despair misunderstood as boredom to lead us to Michael Bay.… Expand
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O.H,Jun 27, 2009
The worst piece of garbage I've ever seen in a theater. Shia Labeof (or however the hell you spell it) is officially my least favorite actor. Let
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BenAJun 27, 2009
There are some movies that get better after you watch it a 2nd time. Maybe you missed a crucial bit of info or didn't understand some scenes. Transformers 2 is not one of those movies. Because I have a child who missed our first There are some movies that get better after you watch it a 2nd time. Maybe you missed a crucial bit of info or didn't understand some scenes. Transformers 2 is not one of those movies. Because I have a child who missed our first sitting, I've been forced back in to see it again, and frankly, I feel like I've been robbed twice!!!… Expand
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VinnyMJun 27, 2009
All these 9-10 score reviews are probably the same 2 fanboy-losers in their moms basement (hey man! let's go online and keep posting how awesome this movie is!). Just go up the page a bit and look at the reviews. Read any review not All these 9-10 score reviews are probably the same 2 fanboy-losers in their moms basement (hey man! let's go online and keep posting how awesome this movie is!). Just go up the page a bit and look at the reviews. Read any review not written by a 17-year old boy whose testicles just dropped last week, and it is negative because this movie is just terrible. Just awful. If you like this movie, do the world a favor and hide somewhere please. And never speak.… Expand
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BigfatTonJun 28, 2009
Quite possibly the worst movie I've seen in years. Racism and ingnorance about drugs aside, the cinematography and writing were terrible. And I actually enjoyed the first one.
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SergioJJun 28, 2009
If there was a -10 rating I would give that to this movie. Fiasco of the century.
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helpUJul 19, 2009
Hey film studios lets take a ridiculously crappy actor... Say Shia LaBeuyfe That played in the worst channel that was ever on television... Say Disney. With the most ridiculous roles.... Say He plays a retard in a Disney channel movie and a Hey film studios lets take a ridiculously crappy actor... Say Shia LaBeuyfe That played in the worst channel that was ever on television... Say Disney. With the most ridiculous roles.... Say He plays a retard in a Disney channel movie and a poor comedy show as well... Wait its coming to me. And put him in everyone's action nostalgia movie. In which he just waters down all the good qualities that this movie can have... Say Transformers. Also, lets make the movie without an interesting/engaging story, so that his role is, in fact, meaningless. Sounds like it will be a hit.… Expand
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JayKJul 24, 2009
When my NINE year old nephew looked up at me and said "This movie is very baaaaad. When will it end?" You know this is a horrible movie.
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rollingstone82Aug 20, 2010
Michael Bay strikes again. Again and again and again and again.

For this review, I am only going to say four words: Noise. Confusion. Megan. Noise. That is all this movie is about. There is not much else to say. Transformers 1 was prettyMichael Bay strikes again. Again and again and again and again.

For this review, I am only going to say four words: Noise. Confusion. Megan. Noise.

That is all this movie is about. There is not much else to say. Transformers 1 was pretty decent for a horrible director but this is a piece of one big **** Nothing about this movie was good. Not even Megan Fox because she cannot act. Shia LeBeouf looks neurotic, the Transformers look like trash toys now, and the story sucks. Michael Bay, you have failed...for the umpteenth time.… Expand
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DarkCriticAug 27, 2010
I hated this movie! HATED,HATED,HATED,HATED,HATED THIS MOVIE! IT'S GODAWFUL! IT'S A CURSE,I MEAN IT IS SO SAINT IN HELL! Michael Bay destroy this movie and raping with lots of sexuality and some stereotypes in this horrible movie! HATED!!!
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ryancarroll88Aug 27, 2010
The other day I thought about watching this movie again and got a sour taste in my mouth that I had to wash away with garlic fries and soda. The sad part is that I've known people to pay and watch this movie at least 4 times IN THEATER.
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KarthXLRSep 3, 2010
I can't remember the last time I desparately wanted to walk out of a movie. I felt cheated and insulted by this movie. It's offending to even think that they consider this entertainment, what-more, to charge a full ticket price of this garbage.
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MikeKSep 4, 2010
This is, without exaggeration, the absolute worst movie I have seen in the last ten years. Not only because it's a million kinds of awful, but because of what it represents. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen symbolizes not just everythingThis is, without exaggeration, the absolute worst movie I have seen in the last ten years. Not only because it's a million kinds of awful, but because of what it represents. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen symbolizes not just everything condescending, cynical, and soulless in Hollywood, it stands as a testament to sub-crustal standards and the triumph of a strong marketing campaign over effort, talent and vision. Batman and Robin has been dethroned.… Expand
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Justinavery7074Mar 30, 2011
If you liked this movie, then what the **** is the matter with you? You must be a ****ing idiot to like this piece of **** I already ****ing hate you if you like it. **** Michael Bay, **** Shia Lebeouf, **** Megan Fox, **** Spielberg, justIf you liked this movie, then what the **** is the matter with you? You must be a ****ing idiot to like this piece of **** I already ****ing hate you if you like it. **** Michael Bay, **** Shia Lebeouf, **** Megan Fox, **** Spielberg, just **** everybody that had anything to do with this **** Even a pizza guy. **** THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!… Expand
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bubbaOct 9, 2010
i hated this movie. absolutely terrible. wether its the absolutely terrible "humor" sequences, the obscured, boring fights, or the stereotyped robots, there isnt a single redeeming quality in this "blockbuster sequel" of a movie and deservesi hated this movie. absolutely terrible. wether its the absolutely terrible "humor" sequences, the obscured, boring fights, or the stereotyped robots, there isnt a single redeeming quality in this "blockbuster sequel" of a movie and deserves nothing but 0 as a movie, and as a form of an example of a terrible movie.… Expand
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mATTYrEVENGENov 5, 2010
There are so many flaws with this movie i wanna put a knife through my chest. But ill kepp it short.

Its boring, not about transformers, and horribly acted and directed.

And finally the made SOUNDWAVe a SATELITE, that in its self is a sin.
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jAbMaNJan 13, 2011
This movie sucks optimus prime's balls, and the storyline is crap. Who would in their right mind watch a long ass movie that only thing that made this movie alot of money is Megan Fox and great graphics.
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samus_smashJul 10, 2011
Why didn't they just blow up Megatron at the end of the last movie? Why can't Bumblebee talk anymore? Why are all the robots made from the all spark automatically evil? How could anyone fall from that height and come away completely unharmed?Why didn't they just blow up Megatron at the end of the last movie? Why can't Bumblebee talk anymore? Why are all the robots made from the all spark automatically evil? How could anyone fall from that height and come away completely unharmed? How on Earth did Optimus outrun the other Autobots, most of whom are fast, sports cars? Why are all the human characters either unlikeable or undeveloped? Why do Skids and Mudflap exist? Why is it day in Egypt? Why does film need to be wasted on capturing dogs humping? Why, why, why. Because Micheal Bay willed it.… Expand
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JAM123Dec 31, 2011
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I absolutely hated this movie with every part of my body. Sound strange but thats the only way I can explain this feeling. I saw it in theaters when it came out and hated it, then my friends wanted to watch it again on On Demand so I just went with it and hated it again. I will not watch this crap again and i don't think you should either. One reason for my hatred toward this movie is the plotline is useless and doesn't make sense. Just read a summary of the movie and you know what I mean. It's not just that though, it's also confusing, and not in a cool Inception or Donnie Darko way. It's more of a confusion that you have no idea whats going on but don't feel like figuring it out anyway. Like theres all of these explosions and the camera is spinning everywhere and then Optimus Prime dies but he actually doesn't, or does Sam save him, you know what I don't know and I don't care, all I know is Michael bay sucks at everything and to read up on how much he sucks read my other bogs on this websites. Then right when you think the criticism is over I have one more thing to share with you. The movie had soooo many useless and dull characters that it was funny. this movie could be a comedy, except the jokes in it where they were supposed to be funny are the exact opposite. So it could be a comedy for the wrong reasons and that is not good in my book. So in all, do not see this movie it is a ginormous waste of time.… Expand
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J-ShapAug 25, 2011
Frankly, how bad could it be? Critics rip it to shreds, calling dumb, loud, and stupid, but it's a movie about giant robots smashing each other, so what did you expect? I expect Michael Bay to acknowledge that humans traditionally haveFrankly, how bad could it be? Critics rip it to shreds, calling dumb, loud, and stupid, but it's a movie about giant robots smashing each other, so what did you expect? I expect Michael Bay to acknowledge that humans traditionally have brains. That's the problem with Transformers 2. You can complain all you want about the racist robots, the lame dialogue, the annoying human characters, and overstuffed action sequences, but it all comes down to one central problem. Yes, we all expected Transformers 2 to be loud, dumb, and stupid. The problem is that it is simply TOO loud, dumb, and stupid. It is loud, dumb, and stupid to the degree that it actually feels insulting as you watch it. The anger that possessed me during Transformers 2 was almost too much to bear. The idea that Michael Bay actually thinks we as a human race will tolerate something this stupid.… Expand
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heyitsmegrif4Jan 7, 2012
Transformers Revenge of the fallen loses whatever made the first film good by providing bland action, awful performances and overrated visual effects with a extreme length to add to it. You will be in for a long and boring experience if youTransformers Revenge of the fallen loses whatever made the first film good by providing bland action, awful performances and overrated visual effects with a extreme length to add to it. You will be in for a long and boring experience if you see this movie. I give this movie 3% of a good movie.… Expand
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SatiricalewokNov 9, 2014
I would say that this is probably the worst blockbuster have ever seen. This is not just because the plot is awful, the action dull and it is horribly overlong. But the real problem this film has is the crippling misogyny and racismI would say that this is probably the worst blockbuster have ever seen. This is not just because the plot is awful, the action dull and it is horribly overlong. But the real problem this film has is the crippling misogyny and racism throughout. Making a stupid film about robots is one thing, but this goes so much worse. we do not need a slow pan up of Megan Fox leaning over a bike, this is a film about a toy for 8 year olds for Christ's sake.… Expand
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cameronmorewoodNov 7, 2012
Another witless attempt at moviemaking from the always terrible Michael Bay. The first Transformers wasn't even that bad, at least not until the end, but this plotless recreation is a complete disaster. It could be the worst movie of the pastAnother witless attempt at moviemaking from the always terrible Michael Bay. The first Transformers wasn't even that bad, at least not until the end, but this plotless recreation is a complete disaster. It could be the worst movie of the past twenty years.… Expand
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ThegodfathersonApr 6, 2013
It's a bad movie. A huge Dissapoint film. First of all the VFX dazzles your mind and gives you headaches and migraines! If James Cameron and Uwe Boll made a stink pile it would be still better. No point, no story and no meaning! Tis film isIt's a bad movie. A huge Dissapoint film. First of all the VFX dazzles your mind and gives you headaches and migraines! If James Cameron and Uwe Boll made a stink pile it would be still better. No point, no story and no meaning! Tis film is one of the VFX crap Hollywood produces and Micheal Bay, oh my goodness! This great director is going for some s*** in movie history! I am fed up of stupid sequels! Give us new stuff man! It stands no choice against the batted good film Transformers and its worse than Dark of the Moon,… Expand
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mds03May 6, 2013
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Literally all it is, is Transformers and Decepticons fighting each other in hand to hand combat for 150 minutes straight. No breaks. It mightTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Literally all it is, is Transformers and Decepticons fighting each other in hand to hand combat for 150 minutes straight. No breaks. It might sound entertaining to some people but for me it was just stupid, boring, and repetitive.… Expand
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JohnMasterLFeb 4, 2015
Es increíble como la primera película es una excelente adaptación, si hubieran respetado el mismo estilo que la primera parte, no hubieran caído tan bajo, repleta de chistes malos, trama aburrida y lo unico que recuerdo es como un robot seEs increíble como la primera película es una excelente adaptación, si hubieran respetado el mismo estilo que la primera parte, no hubieran caído tan bajo, repleta de chistes malos, trama aburrida y lo unico que recuerdo es como un robot se follaba la pierna de Megan Fox… Expand
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TJAWDec 20, 2014
I just cannot watch this movie, or any other Transformers movie anymore. I used to be able to. I used to withstand the obnoxiousness of them and just enjoy the fun and stupid special effects-driven robot combat. Those years are over. AfterI just cannot watch this movie, or any other Transformers movie anymore. I used to be able to. I used to withstand the obnoxiousness of them and just enjoy the fun and stupid special effects-driven robot combat. Those years are over. After 2016, where everything wrong with America was suddenly maximised, where the country embarrassed itself over and over, resulting in the election of an unbelievably moronic, hateful clown without a hint of real knowledge of the political position he endeavoured to and somehow succeeded to obtain, these movies just remind me of how much I hate the U.S.A. Enough is enough - this not the real Transformers, it's a brainless imitation and a disgrace. I can't sit through them now. Even the special effects and cool explosions just look silly, no longer cool. The PS3 video games Transformers: War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron are my new source of Transformers entertainment.… Expand
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damien_k98Apr 29, 2015
If you thought that Revenge of the Fallen couldn't be worse than the first one, you were wrong! Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is the worst movie ever made, it's loud, noisy, retarded and tries to be The Dark Knight of Transformers moviesIf you thought that Revenge of the Fallen couldn't be worse than the first one, you were wrong! Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is the worst movie ever made, it's loud, noisy, retarded and tries to be The Dark Knight of Transformers movies and fails. Fight scenes are hard to understand and the humor is WAAAAAY more offensive than any movie you have seen. And the finale was underwhelming, especially for a Michael Bay film. If you plan on watching this monstrosity, do yourself a favor and just watch Pacific Rim or the first Transformers movie.… Expand
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TheDude-Sep 3, 2015
Nothing works in revenge of the fallen it gets every single aspect of how to do a narrative WRONG!! it doesnt achieve any type of entertaining action because of the CONSTANT shaky cam and has some of the most piss poor acting i have ever SEEN!!!
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nahtan1244Jan 30, 2016
Racist unfunny so much worst than it's previous movie. It's an insult at it's finest. Words cannot descibe how awful this movie ugh. Worst than pixels and that's saying something. OK I need to get this movie out of my head like now
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Danm95VFFMar 26, 2016
Overlong, overblown utter drivel for the lowest common denominator. When this film was released I was a 14 year old teenage boy, the perfect demographic for this type of film - and I still hated it. Everything is put together so cynically forOverlong, overblown utter drivel for the lowest common denominator. When this film was released I was a 14 year old teenage boy, the perfect demographic for this type of film - and I still hated it. Everything is put together so cynically for the sake of big bucks at the box office that they spent no time on attempting to make the film actually good. No amount of hot girls, explosive action scenes (which are offensively boring anyway), forced in dumb comedy or detailed CGI can polish the turd that is Revenge of the Fallen. Would not recommend to anybody with a brain.… Expand
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Jk9785Jan 3, 2019
I hated this movie. I **** hated it. Everything about it sucks. No character development, no story, all noise, no substance.
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joseywalezJun 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Watched this last night but was only able to make it through till the half hour mark. Without question THE most obnoxious 30 minutes of cinema I have ever seen. The film starts well with an African tribe, a tiger and robots. A robot crushes a man underfoot - excellent. Next we move onto an action sequence which is very confusing - noise, explosions, slow motion and the camera moves around a lot. Then we move to the suburban home of Shia LeBoufe and the movie actually becomes physically impossible to watch. The camera lingers on Megan Fox in the most gross way imaginable. We see two dogs having s*x. Shia's dad acts in an inappropriately s*xual way with his mam. His mam is bumping gums throughout, just being really annoying. Then there is shooting and fire and at that point I turned it off.… Expand
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vodkaffeeOct 18, 2019
i think this is the only thing on the site at the moment i gave a 0/10 because it has literally NO redeeming aspects in any department, editing, writing, direction, special effects, i became more and more anger which each scene because iti think this is the only thing on the site at the moment i gave a 0/10 because it has literally NO redeeming aspects in any department, editing, writing, direction, special effects, i became more and more anger which each scene because it felt insulting to the audience… Expand
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Dungeon00XDec 8, 2019
This one was so much worse then the first one that I had to leave the theater and make sure I wasn't dreaming. First off, this film is very VERY racist in so many parts. Also there are so many sex euphemisms that I'm surprised it neverThis one was so much worse then the first one that I had to leave the theater and make sure I wasn't dreaming. First off, this film is very VERY racist in so many parts. Also there are so many sex euphemisms that I'm surprised it never received an R or even an X rating. The plot, oh wow, did someone never even study up on Transformers lore for this, has to do with The Matrix and blowing up the sun... what? This was the last Transformers movie I ever went to see, predicting that others would follow the same formula. That's right, after the first one they all just follow the same plot structure and don't do anything different.… Expand
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DunyGMar 7, 2021
I wrote a longer review before, but I think I had site problems because it isn't showing up. The shorter version is I had fun at some parts, but overall I didn't have a great time. Mostly the dialogue for the humans didn't sit right with meI wrote a longer review before, but I think I had site problems because it isn't showing up. The shorter version is I had fun at some parts, but overall I didn't have a great time. Mostly the dialogue for the humans didn't sit right with me and I wish the transformers had more screentime. The Fallen felt to me like a generic villain though. In my perspective I found many scenes beautiful with well constructed visuals and cool action, but I didn't have the most fun. I do understand why many like this movie, but it's not for me.… Expand
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DolphinReviewsJul 21, 2022
Join the transformers on an even worse and more forgettable sequel. Very bad.
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