The Expendables 2
Lionsgate | Release Date: August 17, 2012
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HabibiehakimAug 19, 2023
8.5/10
This is what The Expendables should be in the first place, an unwasted tons of star studded talent, in the first Expendables movie they leave me very disappointed because of the star studded that they wasted, lame performances, lame8.5/10
This is what The Expendables should be in the first place, an unwasted tons of star studded talent, in the first Expendables movie they leave me very disappointed because of the star studded that they wasted, lame performances, lame story, and boring action, The Expendables 2 opposite all of that negative, it is way much better than the first movie, it is way more well directed movie, more well performed, with a more well written story that fills with a really good menacing bad guy played by the legendary Jean Claude Van Damme like he is really good, and so do the rest of the cast especially Sylvester Stallone who looks tired and seems like he didn't want to be in the first movie because he both direct and act, in this one with him handing it to the right director, he is fully energized, the action sequences was much improve compare to the super many cuts fight scene in the first movie that make it less exciting, in here you can see everything and it's really hyped, even the cameos are not wasted and worth it, no dumb love story, Liam Hemsworth was a really good added, Yu Nan plays as Maggie as the main female character in this one and while her acting was not the best she's not terrible all the time and her character itself was not bad, some cheesy scene, nit picky here and there but overall i have a great time with The Expendables 2, it's entertaining, it's exciting, it's much better than the first one, and it's a legit great sequel.… Expand
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KelvinSelimorJun 23, 2023
The Expendables 2. Even more oldies. You can start the review by saying that this is an excellent indicator of a successful sequel. Seeing all the shortcomings of "The Expendables (2010)" Sylvester Stallone and the company created a reallyThe Expendables 2. Even more oldies. You can start the review by saying that this is an excellent indicator of a successful sequel. Seeing all the shortcomings of "The Expendables (2010)" Sylvester Stallone and the company created a really interesting action movie for 2012, but with the spirit of action movies of the last century. The main essence of the plot, although it seems small, almost like in the last part, but this very small essence was skillfully managed to twist for almost 2 hours without reducing the degree of epicness of the whole picture. The new characters also showed themselves well, which is only worth, though simulated, but the epic appearance of one cult hero.… Expand
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Sosmooth1982Dec 19, 2022
Slightly not as good as the 1st. There was just a lot going on in this movie. Hard to follow along with all the different stories going on. Still great movie more action and better fight scenes.
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The_D4RknesSOct 4, 2022
this movie only missed one option... to put Van Damme as a villain, it had to be another guy less famous as a villain
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5
clem666Jan 24, 2021
Three-quarters of the budget went to the casting. It's impressive to know that even if you keep an attendance list, all the actors from the high-budget action films of the '80s and '90s appear in 'The Expendables 2'. This is an impressiveThree-quarters of the budget went to the casting. It's impressive to know that even if you keep an attendance list, all the actors from the high-budget action films of the '80s and '90s appear in 'The Expendables 2'. This is an impressive feat, even though Chuck Norris had to accept to become a joking cameo for the duration of the film by accumulating a total screen time of less than five minutes. The same goes for Jet Li who also has less than 10 sequence shots on screen.

The script strangely holds up and will not fail to make a huge bunch of enemies stand in the way of our beloved mercenaries. I really didn't expect so many emotions in a film with so much stereotypical testosterone.

To note such a film is an ordeal as difficult as it is unexpected. My heart loves it for its frantic pace, its incessant and bloody action scenes, its effective dialogue lines and its economy of words. If it were up to my heart to write about it, it would be close to an 8/10. But my head for its part can't help but notice the bewildering number of neurons disappearing per second when I'm in front of this movie. It's hard to believe that one can decently chain together so many clichés and traditional and non-original ideas. There is only one woman who looks strong during a few scenes of this movie! The jokes only revolve around the counter of deaths, women and the size of everyone's guns. So my head can only give it a 2 or 3 out of 10.… Expand
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JunaHanadaDec 25, 2020
La película en si entretiene, las escenas de acción son buenas a pesar de que el CGI que tiene de apoyo falle aveces y el reparto de actores es un homenaje a las viejas películas de acción de los ochenta y noventa que los más veteranos comoLa película en si entretiene, las escenas de acción son buenas a pesar de que el CGI que tiene de apoyo falle aveces y el reparto de actores es un homenaje a las viejas películas de acción de los ochenta y noventa que los más veteranos como Arnold Schwarzenegger han participado en ellas.… Expand
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ItsMrRagnarokNov 30, 2020
What a great action movie. Maximum firepower, maximum star power, maximum excitement. The Expendables 2 is the ultimate fan movie and gives us even more than we got from the first one. Van Damme as the villain was the best thing in The Expendables.
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DiptanshuApr 14, 2020
Amazing action!music was good plot was good action was greatest amazingly done felt really turned on in climax seeing everyone fighting amazing collabration although ending fist fight felt cheezy!awesome to see arnold say im back andAmazing action!music was good plot was good action was greatest amazingly done felt really turned on in climax seeing everyone fighting amazing collabration although ending fist fight felt cheezy!awesome to see arnold say im back and terminator music plays and shoe joke too,the fight in church was great jason fights amazing.overall entertaining movie!… Expand
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JPKAug 1, 2019
Better Than 1
This sequel improves upon it's predecessor and it’s so good to see Schwarzenegger in film again.
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9
DyliebarApr 12, 2019
Cheesy, action packed and gloriously violent, The Expendables 2 is even better than the first, set aside terrible Chuck Norris jokes.
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TyranianApr 7, 2019
These films aren't getting any smarter. There's some okay action but its mostly mindless.
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gzayas91Jul 20, 2018
This great sequel is good as the first one. It was awesome to have Stallone, Willis, and Scharzenegger working together for the first time to Van Damme and his men.
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ReikoHanabaraMay 3, 2017
If you're looking for actors shooting one liners at each others, look no further. Turn your brain down to minimum, grab a couple of beers with maybe some friends and you're good to go. If big action movie shmuck ain't your genre, don't botherIf you're looking for actors shooting one liners at each others, look no further. Turn your brain down to minimum, grab a couple of beers with maybe some friends and you're good to go. If big action movie shmuck ain't your genre, don't bother with it.… Expand
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Tss5078Nov 28, 2016
Sylvester Stallone had a brilliant idea that came to fruition in 2010, with an action movie that brought together all the big names in the action movie genre, but there was a problem. You just can't fit every big name into one movie and giveSylvester Stallone had a brilliant idea that came to fruition in 2010, with an action movie that brought together all the big names in the action movie genre, but there was a problem. You just can't fit every big name into one movie and give them all significant screen time, so you had to have a sequel. The more things change, the more they stay the same, however, as this time, the story was a bit better, at least for an action movie, and the cast was a bit younger, but the basic genre was still the same. Barney Ross's (Sylvester Stallone) team is once again brought together to do a job, this time there are some new younger faces, to complete what seems like what should be an easy job, what they weren't expecting was to stumble right into the middle of a madman's master-plan. As I said, the story wasn't as basic this time, things were a little more complex, but on a basic level this is still you're typical shoot em up action film, with bodies and explosions constantly coming at you. What I did like was how they change things up a bit and didn't just feature the same actors, even though many members of the team were the same. The one thing the first film was severely lacking was youth, and I don't know about you, but I'd much rather see Liam Hemsworth fighting with his shirt off than Sylvester Stallone. All in all, the sequel doesn't differ that much from the original, but where it does, only helps the series. The cast is younger, the story is better, and the action hits harder. If you're an action junkie, it doesn't get more exciting than the Expendables and the sequel will have you craving a trilogy.… Expand
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CineAutoctonoDec 18, 2015
Alli the sequel to " The Expendables " , well a lot of action , with the toughest Hollywood actors Stallone, Statham , Li, Lundgren , Crews, Schwarzenegger , Willis, and Van- Damme, including Liam Hemsworth did nothing ?, because of action inAlli the sequel to " The Expendables " , well a lot of action , with the toughest Hollywood actors Stallone, Statham , Li, Lundgren , Crews, Schwarzenegger , Willis, and Van- Damme, including Liam Hemsworth did nothing ?, because of action in " The Hunger Games ," but what will be the exception of Hemsworth to participate with the toughest ?, Because we do not know but this movie had some left over action, but lacked entertainment, but it was the best movie of " The Expendables " I've seen in my opinion.… Expand
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azgoodazDec 1, 2015
Expendables 2. Didn't think that Expendables 1 had enough action? Will the second one has all of it. It has tons of action, gun/fighting scenes, and best of all it has the same cast again. Everything that you need in an action movie is rightExpendables 2. Didn't think that Expendables 1 had enough action? Will the second one has all of it. It has tons of action, gun/fighting scenes, and best of all it has the same cast again. Everything that you need in an action movie is right in this movie.… Expand
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FilmQueenOct 25, 2015
Much better than the first one! The action scenes look really cool, in fact everything in this movie looks cool. The plot has also improved. They make references to the previous films of the actors and this is indeed funny. However thatMuch better than the first one! The action scenes look really cool, in fact everything in this movie looks cool. The plot has also improved. They make references to the previous films of the actors and this is indeed funny. However that doesn't change the fact that The Expendables is still no more than this, a collection of references to other films, not exactly a film that has something of it's own. It's still fun, though.… Expand
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sicranoAug 7, 2015
..........oneofbestmoviesofalltime..................................................................super incredible..................................................
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Zanessa250QIJul 24, 2015
...................................................................A Masterpiece that never stay tied.............................................................
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Bruce722Feb 24, 2015
The Expendables 2 has a bunch of explosions, realistic hand-to-hand fight sequences, and guns and gore galore just like the first movie did. However, this sequel did some things better and some things worse. Looking at the good side first, itThe Expendables 2 has a bunch of explosions, realistic hand-to-hand fight sequences, and guns and gore galore just like the first movie did. However, this sequel did some things better and some things worse. Looking at the good side first, it did actually have a little big better plot development and believe it or not, even more action heroes. Adding Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme to an already loaded cast and then having Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger each get more screen time were all plusses. All of the little inside jokes were absolutely hilarious, as well. The Arnie one-liners, Die Hard references and Chuck Norris jokes were fun little easter eggs for long time action fans. The problem is that this film somehow found a way to have even less character development than the first film, feeling somehow even more shallow. I actually really missed Mickey Rourke's character in this sequel. I thought he added so much to the first film in how he seemed to humanize the cast, especially Stallone's character. I suppose you could argue that Liam Hemsworth's character does that instead but I don't think there should necessarily be a limit on depth. And while those little nods to the 80's were funny, they actually took away from the seriousness of the film. Seeing Rambo, the Terminator, and John McClane all shooting bad guys side-by-side may have seemed awesome but there was simply too much of the over-the-top element in this movie. I felt the first film found the perfect balance between giving each action hero their due while staying true to making a great movie. This film, unfortunately felt like a parody of the first at times, rather than its own movie.… Expand
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NotoriousFraudJan 25, 2015
A more animated violence department makes the 2nd installment of the Expendables franchise make it less serious than the first movie and more walks a line between parody and homage to the films that made the ensemble cast famous in the first place.
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GarfoodleSep 2, 2014
Its not a thoughtful movie. Its a brain-dead movie embodiment of Call of Duty. They went ahead, hired all the actors from Cult Classics like Rambo and Terminator and Rocky, then threw in a few lesser known actors, a few new actors, and gaveIts not a thoughtful movie. Its a brain-dead movie embodiment of Call of Duty. They went ahead, hired all the actors from Cult Classics like Rambo and Terminator and Rocky, then threw in a few lesser known actors, a few new actors, and gave them all huge arse guns and said "Have Fun". And so they did. Its goofy, stupid, bloody, mindless, and i've watched it way to many times… Expand
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lukechristianscSep 1, 2014
"one of the bad ass most fun violent movie ever ". I have not seen Stallone's The first expendables but characters have not changed a bit Crews Still Bad ass when it comes to his favorite Machine Gun , Statham
as lee an Barnie's side kick"one of the bad ass most fun violent movie ever ". I have not seen Stallone's The first expendables but characters have not changed a bit Crews Still Bad ass when it comes to his favorite Machine Gun , Statham
as lee an Barnie's side kick is great as normal , **** crazy good , and Stallone 100x times better as good also Willis great introducing Van Damme as the lead villian awesome , stunning Hemsworth as billy not impressive in the movie his skills as fighting/killing not good just plan sucks get a good actor to play him. Grade A… Expand
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TerryCrewsFanAug 19, 2014
Once again the beloved Terry Crews returns to our screens, this time in a plot not too different to the first film (the one without the 2 after it) sadly Stallone, Statham and the rest of the Expendables are still unable to match his actingOnce again the beloved Terry Crews returns to our screens, this time in a plot not too different to the first film (the one without the 2 after it) sadly Stallone, Statham and the rest of the Expendables are still unable to match his acting capabilities. Terry Crews is simply a master of acting, he is unable to do any wrong and although Stallone being the selfish, greedy actor he is has limited the amount of dialogue and air time Crews receives on the film, he still shines throughout.… Expand
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convalescenthomAug 16, 2014
The film begins with great action and ends the same. Fun all the way and one familiar face after another pops up and stays long enough to appreciate them being there ! Some fantastic stunts with dialogue which can be heard and understoodThe film begins with great action and ends the same. Fun all the way and one familiar face after another pops up and stays long enough to appreciate them being there ! Some fantastic stunts with dialogue which can be heard and understood throughout. Obviously lots of killing but shown in an action packed way without close ups and very little bad language. Expected a run of the mill action movie but came out after 100 minutes having enjoyed every moment and looking forward to the next one. Stallone must be very pleased with this work.… Expand
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TheApplegnomeAug 15, 2014
To remove Sylvester Stallone from the director's chair, and to replace him with Simon West might be the best thing with The Expendables 2. It's so much better than the previous installment of The Expendables.

The opening scene is bothTo remove Sylvester Stallone from the director's chair, and to replace him with Simon West might be the best thing with The Expendables 2. It's so much better than the previous installment of The Expendables.

The opening scene is both incredible and exiting in The Expendables 2, and there are so much more unique action that we never have seen before. As expected, the actors are flawless, and I actually had a good time watching this, it's even funny at some places. But unfortunate, The Expendables 2 suffers with critical things like bad CGI, a weird story, to much talking and a slow tempo of action at some places. These things pulls down my rating under a 7.

Much better than the first movie, but it still got much to improve to impress me all the way!

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Movielover19Jul 29, 2014
Just watched ‪this movie‬ absolutely best movie I have seen, it is hilarious and has lots of action in it at the same time. ‪The next movie is coming out this summer, and I am definitely going to see it in theaters. Hopefully the third one isJust watched ‪this movie‬ absolutely best movie I have seen, it is hilarious and has lots of action in it at the same time. ‪The next movie is coming out this summer, and I am definitely going to see it in theaters. Hopefully the third one is just as good as the first two. It will have the same actors but, two new actors are appearing in this one Harrison Ford and Wesley Snipes. It will have to be good.… Expand
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MatchesPevJul 28, 2014
Stallone: I heard another rumour, that you were bitten by a King Cobra.

Norris: Yeah I was, but after five days of agonizing pain.... The Cobra died.
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TokyochuchuJul 24, 2014
The Expendables 2 was full of potential. But too many crappy in-jokes conspire to ruin the movie rather than augment it. Having Chuck Norris in the movie is great, but wouldn't it be nice if his arrival made even the slightest bit of sense? AThe Expendables 2 was full of potential. But too many crappy in-jokes conspire to ruin the movie rather than augment it. Having Chuck Norris in the movie is great, but wouldn't it be nice if his arrival made even the slightest bit of sense? A disappointment then... But be patient and you'll be rewarded with a nice Stallone versus Van Damme smackdown, which is undeniably thrilling for every child of the 80s.… Expand
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mijxeroFeb 25, 2014
This is really a what you see is what you get movie. Cheesy action and simple plot, which is what makes it so good. This movie is very self aware of its cheesiness and even takes funny jabs at each of the characters and some of theirThis is really a what you see is what you get movie. Cheesy action and simple plot, which is what makes it so good. This movie is very self aware of its cheesiness and even takes funny jabs at each of the characters and some of their previous movies. There is nothing amazing about this movie but I really like it, worth a rent or bargain buy.… Expand
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mishabridunJan 3, 2014
INCREDIBLY better than the first. Usually the original outruns the second one but this one blew me always when I saw it. Much more realistic action, a way better storyline, and very little slow parts. Arnold and Bruce Willis have way moreINCREDIBLY better than the first. Usually the original outruns the second one but this one blew me always when I saw it. Much more realistic action, a way better storyline, and very little slow parts. Arnold and Bruce Willis have way more screentime and the whole movie is just plain BAD@$$! This is the one you are looking for if you want to relive the good old days but with a touch of modern things!… Expand
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SavileLovedMeOct 18, 2013
This film is the Michael Jackson to my childhood's Macauley Culkin. That being said, my rating policy dictates that any film featuring Arnie automatically qualifies for an extra point so 4/10 it is.
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Twist_Of_FateSep 29, 2013
Good actors bad acting,enjoyable but its not what you come to expect as the acting is pretty lame and the story line is pretty lame as well,but if you like fast paced,guns,explosions and some comedy then i suppose you wont mind this.
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MovieGuysSep 21, 2013
King of the pulpy, shoot-em-up action sub-genre, the series second installment has more jokes, more action, and the actors seem to be having a more of a blast than in the first one.
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MamaTLFSep 10, 2013
Movie full of action, explosions and fighting. All the old-time action movie stars are reunited with some new ones, cracking jokes tied to themselves and their own movies from the past that are known and even funnier when presented byMovie full of action, explosions and fighting. All the old-time action movie stars are reunited with some new ones, cracking jokes tied to themselves and their own movies from the past that are known and even funnier when presented by themselves personally. When you are watching it you want more of the dialogue more of the action and more of everything packed together. The movies is naive though and with that as its only flaw overall it's an excellent experience.… Expand
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TailGunnnerSep 3, 2013
The story is simply bull Its just a matter to have a movie I the only thing thats importand is the action and the cast. There are all those great action actors in one movie. If you don't bother the script you would like it. The action isThe story is simply bull Its just a matter to have a movie I the only thing thats importand is the action and the cast. There are all those great action actors in one movie. If you don't bother the script you would like it. The action is epic and amaizing. Its sad its actualy random.the movie made exclusive for action so I give it rating:… Expand
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444444Aug 25, 2013
This is the most stupid comedy. We laughed a lot. Director a complete moron. Though he'd read about Russia, if the brain itself is not. All filmed about Russia complete nonsense. Never in Russia do not have anything like that shot in theThis is the most stupid comedy. We laughed a lot. Director a complete moron. Though he'd read about Russia, if the brain itself is not. All filmed about Russia complete nonsense. Never in Russia do not have anything like that shot in the film: the city, the building, advertising, people, language, form all And the comparison with the Russian language Ukrainian and yet somehow with feta could only come up with a real jerk.… Expand
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DalekAug 20, 2013
I enjoyed The Expendables 1 a lot more than this one. One of the main let-downs for The Expendables 2 is that the CGI is horribly done. Its really bad. Now, most of the time I don't notice CGI in most films, but they just made it flat outI enjoyed The Expendables 1 a lot more than this one. One of the main let-downs for The Expendables 2 is that the CGI is horribly done. Its really bad. Now, most of the time I don't notice CGI in most films, but they just made it flat out obvious and disappointing. The worst part is the budget for this film was $100 MILLION... Yet still horrible CGI. I know they had to use it in one part because 'environmentalists complained that filming could damage the cave and endangered species' fair enough...

Anyway, aside from the CGI the film has a few funny one liners here and there obviously. The dialogue between the action scenes is nothing special really... There's no real storyline, aside from saving a person and seeking revenge.

Overall the film is disappointing, for me at least. There could had been so much more potential especially with the budget.… Expand
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Mr_MuumiJul 28, 2013
Expendables 2 is an alumni all-star game of 80's action stars. Just like any get-together, Expendables 2 is more about fun and memories than it is about present day. Criticizing it with movie standards would feel like writing review for oldExpendables 2 is an alumni all-star game of 80's action stars. Just like any get-together, Expendables 2 is more about fun and memories than it is about present day. Criticizing it with movie standards would feel like writing review for old friends who came to jam in one's backyard.… Expand
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askseventeenJul 27, 2013
This was a movie that should have never been made. The Expendables 2 has somehow managed to be even worse than the original. This movie consists of one thing and one thing only, over-the-top action for simple minded people. Besides theThis was a movie that should have never been made. The Expendables 2 has somehow managed to be even worse than the original. This movie consists of one thing and one thing only, over-the-top action for simple minded people. Besides the movie's sad attempt at story, the only other laughable thing is the handful of nods toward popular works from these "superstar" actors.… Expand
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Zman6495Jul 24, 2013
I absolutely loved this movie. It became my favorite movie as soon as I saw it. If you are a fan of action movies I cannot recommend this movie enough. It's a blast!
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NRGManJul 23, 2013
Exactly what you'd expect. Lots of shooting, high body count. Almost a parody of the old 80's action movies, but a damn entertaining one. First action set piece was pretty good.
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drlowdonJul 22, 2013
I’ll admit I was a disappointed with the first Expendables movie but with a new director and new action stars, including the legendary Chuck Norris, on board this sequel delivers on its promise. Thanks to its simple plot the focus is keptI’ll admit I was a disappointed with the first Expendables movie but with a new director and new action stars, including the legendary Chuck Norris, on board this sequel delivers on its promise. Thanks to its simple plot the focus is kept solely on the over the top action and that’s exactly how it should be.… Expand
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ThegodfathersonMay 25, 2013
If you bought into the gory, glorious premise of The Expendables, but were disappointed by the slack plot and dull action, The Expendables 2 is here to win you back over. Boasting even more beefy action stars of various vintages and skills,If you bought into the gory, glorious premise of The Expendables, but were disappointed by the slack plot and dull action, The Expendables 2 is here to win you back over. Boasting even more beefy action stars of various vintages and skills, plus an obscenely fun villain played by none other than Jean-Claude Van Damme, The Expendables 2 actually fulfills that original promise of an over-the-top, slightly tongue-in-cheek action movie that revives 80s macho bloodsport while poking just enough fun at it as well. How much you enjoy all the CGI blood and flying bullets and goofy one-liners will probably depend on how much nostalgia you have for these guys-- though some things, like the charming rapport between Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham, or Van Damme's scenery-chewing baddie, translate no matter how many times you've seen First Blood. And while the plot is once again dead simple, that's a good thing here, getting away from the convoluted political dealings of The Expendables and diving into straight-up evil. Van Damme plays a notorious Belgian arms dealer who has unlocked a cache of plutonium buried in an old Russian mine. He's kidnapping local villagers and working them to death to get at it, but even worse, he's killed someone the Expendables cared about to get there. Clearly, they must stop him. The Expendables 2 isn't nearly clever enough to operate as an actual action movie as well as a parody of one-- maybe they'll hire Edgar Wright to write the third one and seriously up their game-- but it is a good amount of fun, especially for those going in for the nostalgic thrills they've been promised. Maybe they're all geniuses for lowering the bar so much with The Expendables that we can't help but be grateful to this one for actually being a good time.… Expand
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TheQuietGamerMay 22, 2013
One of the best action movies I've ever seen. It ups the ante from the first movie, giving us more of the best action scenes around. But what really makes this movie shine is the cast. The greatest action movie stars are here kicking butt,One of the best action movies I've ever seen. It ups the ante from the first movie, giving us more of the best action scenes around. But what really makes this movie shine is the cast. The greatest action movie stars are here kicking butt, taking names, and dropping hilarious one liners. Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are able to take part in the action this time, and seeing Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme in this movie is awesome. It's awesome and if you like action movies this is a must watch. I really couldn't have been more impressed.… Expand
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oblique15Apr 13, 2013
This movie is for those who want to kick back and watch some real action stars.This movie is not for the "Girly Men," so if your the type of guy looking for the perfect story this is not for you. I`m looking at you, all of you critics! If youThis movie is for those who want to kick back and watch some real action stars.This movie is not for the "Girly Men," so if your the type of guy looking for the perfect story this is not for you. I`m looking at you, all of you critics! If you watched these guys back in the 80`s it`s fun just to watch them come together.It was more than just action for me, I also like the jokes thrown in about their age and the fact that they all come together in this movie. I hope they make a third, I need a third with Wesley Snipes!… Expand
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HP_LoveshaftMar 29, 2013
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Just what you'd expect for a movie like this, the story isn't very involved, Bad Guys do bad things and Sylvester Stallone and the rest of the Expendables (aided by Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris and the Governator) kick their A$$es. Full of explosions and one-liners my favorite being when the Governator runs out of ammo he says to Bruce Willis "I'm out, I'll be back!" to which Willis replies "you've been back enough I'll go!" Overall just a fun movie, leave your brain at the box office and enjoy.… Expand
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CaestusMar 12, 2013
Its follows the path of the first one, beeing a mindless action movie with explosions, gunfights and cheesy one liners. And it knows how to entertain the audience.
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WayneThomas412Mar 11, 2013
How about that opening scene?! Wow. The opening of Expendables 2 is like the climax of most action films now days. Stallone sure knows how to give us what we want to see. Who would have thought that the fight between Stallone and Van DammeHow about that opening scene?! Wow. The opening of Expendables 2 is like the climax of most action films now days. Stallone sure knows how to give us what we want to see. Who would have thought that the fight between Stallone and Van Damme would have been so bad ass at their age? These guys still give it better than most. Action packed is an understatement.… Expand
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StevenFMar 2, 2013
The more I watched the first instalment of Sly Stallone's ensemble action flick, the more i disliked it, but this certainly changes the pace and creates an over the top action bonanza with a half-decent story and plenty of one-liners to amuseThe more I watched the first instalment of Sly Stallone's ensemble action flick, the more i disliked it, but this certainly changes the pace and creates an over the top action bonanza with a half-decent story and plenty of one-liners to amuse the array of fanboys witnessing this film.
The original cast return in the form of Stallone, Jason Statham, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren and Terry Crews with the exception of Mickey Rourke, and Jet Li disappears very early in the film after taking the hostage the team rescued at the start of the film back to his country. The Expendables 2 opens up all guns blazing and we find ourselves introduced to the return of Arnold Schwarenegger as rival mercenary Trench, who Barney (Sly Stallone) and his team rescue.
But after tragedy strikes the team, they seek revenge on the sunglasses-wearing Jean Claude Van Damme, playing the big bad Jean Villain (yeah, I know), who is after a buried stash of plutonium, underground since the Cold War, and he intends to sell it, not if these ageing action stars have anything to do with it.
The film certainly tries its best to re-capture the magic of 80s action, and almost does it without the flaw, what should have been left in the cold was the CGI in this, it is quite dodgy in many scenes and just seems unnecessary when you look at the amount of talent involved in the feature.
A few squabbles aside, the chemistry between the main cast members is excellent, almost like a few guys out in a bar having a few drinks, but I think it is the emergence of the special guests who make an appearance in the film, particularly Schwarzenegger Bruce Willis and of course the legend and master of the most ridiculous facts in history, Chuck Norris, and one of these facts is even given a line in the film, simply ridiculous but absolutely brilliant.
The film could have the potential to make you laugh more times than most comedies out at the moment, they don't take themselves seriously, they just want to have fun, the dialogue is often silly but at times witty, one moment in particular when Norris comes to the aid of Schwarzeneggar, the latter turns and says "Who's next..Rambo?"
Its a could homage to the ageing franchise of cheesy yet throughly enjoyable action movies, and with this genre rapidly disappearing, why not keep these guys around? Lets have fun as long as we can, because they seem to be doing the same.… Expand
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WriteFilmLive21Jan 21, 2013
Right from the spectacular and frenetic opening sequence, "The Expendables 2" makes it clear there are no punches being pulled in this tremendously entertaining sequel to the dark and explosive highlight that is the first film. Everything isRight from the spectacular and frenetic opening sequence, "The Expendables 2" makes it clear there are no punches being pulled in this tremendously entertaining sequel to the dark and explosive highlight that is the first film. Everything is just ten times more enjoyable here - the atmosphere is a bit lighter and more fun-loving, the action is just breathtakingly awesome, the sparse CGI effects are updated from the first movie, and this one actually made me laugh a whole lot. You just aren't an action movie fan if you're not squeeing through Jason Statham's bada*s knife-wielding. An instant adrenaline rush that you will be watching again and again . . . and again.… Expand
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therafe93Jan 20, 2013
Absolutely useless. it's got every single actor who doesn't know what acting means starring in it. Just giving in to the masses with explosions and verbal diarrhea.
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Fordy666Jan 17, 2013
Schwarzenegger is the F ucken man. come on people, how could you not love a movie with all these awesome actors in it? Kicks the first ones arse in a big way!!!!
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Daddy_DJan 17, 2013
This movie is not for people that wants an amazing story with great actors. This is all about action, 80s style. With actors like Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren and Bruce Willis combine with new actors likeThis movie is not for people that wants an amazing story with great actors. This is all about action, 80s style. With actors like Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren and Bruce Willis combine with new actors like Jet Li, Jason Statham and Terry Crews, you're in for a **** load of action.

The story itself isn't that great, but seeing all these actors together is a true joyride. If you're cool enough to have lived during the 80s, see this movie.… Expand
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irmaodDec 15, 2012
it`s a great movie with great actors(chuck norris,bruce willis,arnold SchwarzeneggerJean-Claude Van Damme and others). had a film not so long ago. I hope the third is even better
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Lambo442Dec 15, 2012
absolutely atrocious movie on so many levels. I love mindless action but the dialogue is so good awful that I wince with nearly every line. Cliches flying around left right and center. And how the hell are none of them getting shot? They'reabsolutely atrocious movie on so many levels. I love mindless action but the dialogue is so good awful that I wince with nearly every line. Cliches flying around left right and center. And how the hell are none of them getting shot? They're running around in the open like a bunch of **** making loads of noise, there's no way these guys would last five minutes in the field. Ok the special effects are good and the deaths are realistic but as the film has no substance the violence just seems gratuitous and pointless. Great, well done Sly, you can accurately depict a mans head being blown to pieces, but can you make a decent film? No. Not since Rambo 4. Van Damme bagged this film 1 star from me by just being in it though.… Expand
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MouthofSauronDec 10, 2012
A thoroughly entertaining action film with gratuitous violence and unbelievable firefights certain to thrill. On par with its predecessor, and in some regards a more rewarding experience.
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EludiumQ36Dec 1, 2012
Look, the film was ok, it's just that it could've been so much better with a more youthful cast instead of the geriatric squad. Seriously, what was the casting call ad like for Expendables 2 ? "Major action film seeks has-been action stars."Look, the film was ok, it's just that it could've been so much better with a more youthful cast instead of the geriatric squad. Seriously, what was the casting call ad like for Expendables 2 ? "Major action film seeks has-been action stars." Because that's exactly what this is, a bunch of seen-their-glory-days action stars who somehow left out Hulk Hogan and Clint Eastwood, though for some odd and disrespectful reason Chuck Norris got Eastwood's GB&U theme music for his character. Oh, and the one young character on the team gets killed off halfway through. Give it five more years and Expendables 3 will include Tom Cruise and Daniel Craig, ha.… Expand
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Compi24Nov 28, 2012
Uproarious, forceful, and - most notably - fun, "The Expendables 2" is one of the more rarer occasions when a gratuitously violent action sequel is actually better than the first.
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sonnyday161Nov 27, 2012
This movie has an all star cast who basically all phoned in their performances. I thought it would be a halfway entertaining thriller but instead it turned out to be a world vacation for the actors. Most of them smirked all the way throughThis movie has an all star cast who basically all phoned in their performances. I thought it would be a halfway entertaining thriller but instead it turned out to be a world vacation for the actors. Most of them smirked all the way through the film. It was boring, trite and I would have walked out but I was already home.… Expand
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LynetteOct 21, 2012
The movie Expendables 2 was so awesome and thrilling at the same time. If no one out did not like this movie they really need their head examine from top to the very bottom. I was not boring at all and I got every dollar I paid to see thisThe movie Expendables 2 was so awesome and thrilling at the same time. If no one out did not like this movie they really need their head examine from top to the very bottom. I was not boring at all and I got every dollar I paid to see this thrill ride of a movie. I think Stallone a wonderful job as usual and so did Jason.… Expand
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aznassassinOct 20, 2012
Oh God the lines. I know its suppose to be cheesy but God, I haven't cringed so much in a movie in recent years due to purely the retardedass corny as hell dialogue. Esp that Yu Nan actress - why the hell is she in tis movie? ("Oh aromaticOh God the lines. I know its suppose to be cheesy but God, I haven't cringed so much in a movie in recent years due to purely the retardedass corny as hell dialogue. Esp that Yu Nan actress - why the hell is she in tis movie? ("Oh aromatic duck is so sexy". Who the HELL calls the food 'sexy'? And God, her manner and her way of saying things...arrogant and really really try-hard at best). Did the Chinese government had some sort off part in the funding the film? She really screwed up the movie for me. She's like a light bulb - the movie would still be fine without her. Why not get Gong Li, Michelle Yeoh or Lucy Liu? =______=… Expand
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dharmaOct 15, 2012
What do you expect from Expendables 2? More of the same; a homage to action stars of the 80's, this time including Van Damme and Chuck Norris into the mix. Highly entertaining and a bonafide world wide box office hit. However, actionsWhat do you expect from Expendables 2? More of the same; a homage to action stars of the 80's, this time including Van Damme and Chuck Norris into the mix. Highly entertaining and a bonafide world wide box office hit. However, actions sequences felt derivative, the only entertaining value was seeing all of your action heroes of the past, collected under one 'roof' so to speak.… Expand
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pharmachOct 11, 2012
The big thing I would consider in this film, is that despite it was so abrupt and logic less, it had some parts where there was life to the characters. This is a big improvement in the series. Well, there might be good browny points from Simon West
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rastapastaOct 10, 2012
If you're looking for a meaningful story and characters that evolve and all that Academy award winning stuff, look elsewhere. For adrenaline junkies and action fans alike not giving a d*** about story, The Expendables 2 delivers with highIf you're looking for a meaningful story and characters that evolve and all that Academy award winning stuff, look elsewhere. For adrenaline junkies and action fans alike not giving a d*** about story, The Expendables 2 delivers with high octane stunts, vicious gunfights, and explosions. Lots of explosions.… Expand
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teh_angry_nightOct 9, 2012
Yes I know it was an action movie but even the action got or felt kind of dry after the first 20 minutes that seemed the best part of the movie. I don't know if at this point I desire something else from movies, with the likes of TransformersYes I know it was an action movie but even the action got or felt kind of dry after the first 20 minutes that seemed the best part of the movie. I don't know if at this point I desire something else from movies, with the likes of Transformers 3 boring the pants of me in spite of all the incredible CG. I love action video games and their CG sequences, they seem to bring the flow of mayhem and action scenes to life, maybe that's why I'm jaded to just sitting there and being fed the drool? Seriously the first battle was the best part of the movie, making the rest of it seem uninteresting. I can remember only Arnold's roles and one scene (that involved a plane and a mineshaft, I will say) that interested me after that. The first movie had a ton of scenes a really enjoyed and still look up and watch from time to time, from little crazy dialogue to the action scenes themselves.

As someone else said, Van Damme's role and action scenes are pathetically short and few that my mind doesn't bother to recall them in detail, there was basically just one. Just as I've said with the best having come first in the movie, the few neat scenes in the rest of the movie had some poor or non-existent build-up, the overall battle just didn't have an effect. Chuck Norris appeared..and was basically a walking 'Chuck Norris' meme, something that was exhausted 5 years ago and can only be enjoyed by the brain dead try-hards. I'm not smart-guy but I'm not that dumb. That is to say he was a disappointing cameo.

Maybe I had my hopes up too much, I watched that great fan made trailer "Expendables 2 Trailer: Made in America Fan Video", it got me so hyped, and still does as I still watch it,even though I've already seen the movie.… Expand
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AkkharOct 8, 2012
What a Cast ! Literally ! The Expendables 2 was like a high class Action Movie with amazing sequences , Rusty Violence , Good locations , Good Direction and an freaking ensemble cast ! But its wasn't a perfect movie only because of the badWhat a Cast ! Literally ! The Expendables 2 was like a high class Action Movie with amazing sequences , Rusty Violence , Good locations , Good Direction and an freaking ensemble cast ! But its wasn't a perfect movie only because of the bad plot choice , poor dialogues and characters screen time ! Most of the dialogues were so awful , plot had many holes which made the movie totally meaningless ! Most of the characters couldn't even showed what they are made of ! Not gonna talk about the acting , coz they did what they can do best . West's direction was very good so was the shooting locations . Overall a bit disappointing , If only they could chose a different plot and script this could be The Action movie of the decades . Sadly it wasn't but yeah ! It was very interesting to was!… Expand
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pdwlsnSep 30, 2012
This is another so-so sequel. They threw a lot of big name actors at it but then they ran into the problem of what to do with them all. They just did not have enough big hero scenes for that many big action hero guys. The plus was some ofThis is another so-so sequel. They threw a lot of big name actors at it but then they ran into the problem of what to do with them all. They just did not have enough big hero scenes for that many big action hero guys. The plus was some of the slap stick comedy that was tossed into the big action scene. I loved the first one...... keep it up guys someone has to try to spice up the somewhat dull movie season.… Expand
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Knicksfan7Sep 11, 2012
This movie was f***ing awesome!! Yeah this won't win any damn oscars but is that what Stallone and his badass cred are going for? Hell no! They made this film to give us exactly what we action fans wanted, all of our favorite action heroesThis movie was f***ing awesome!! Yeah this won't win any damn oscars but is that what Stallone and his badass cred are going for? Hell no! They made this film to give us exactly what we action fans wanted, all of our favorite action heroes and villains put together in one film to kick ass, and damn did they deliver. I don't even know what to say about it other than how badass and awesome this was. The Expendables 2 is a must see for anyone who loves action, and a crapload of fun put together in a matter of 110 minutes. If you're looking for an oscar nominee, or a drama, or a peaceful film, your looking in the complete opposite direction and i think you know that haha. This is pure fun and awesome. You must see this! 10/10 of course!… Expand
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CriticalStateSep 10, 2012
This movie is bad, just plain bad. Entertaining? Perhaps, in some way, for a fraction of the population. The movie intends to be a throwback to old 80s macho action (as did the first) and yet it completely lacks their genuine charm. TheThis movie is bad, just plain bad. Entertaining? Perhaps, in some way, for a fraction of the population. The movie intends to be a throwback to old 80s macho action (as did the first) and yet it completely lacks their genuine charm. The story is cliche and predictable, and the dialogue is not funny or even cute, but cringe worthy. If it is worthy of anything, it is being able to decipher that Stallone's IQ is probably somewhere in the low 90s. The action is admittedly impressive at times, though it gets repetitive and since our heroes will always dominate it becomes worthless towards the end.… Expand
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AlexBugellaSep 9, 2012
The first was alright, good enough where when I heard about this sequel, it caught my attention. Then today I finally went to see it. I'm not sure if shows like Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Homeland or Dexter, has ruined everything thatThe first was alright, good enough where when I heard about this sequel, it caught my attention. Then today I finally went to see it. I'm not sure if shows like Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Homeland or Dexter, has ruined everything that doesn't have the high level, quality content that these shows have, or if this movie was actually very bad when it comes to content. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't expecting a MASTERPIECE, but I was expecting some excitement . It honestly seemed like a Call of Duty movie, with a stacked cast. The movie is mainly action sequence after action sequence, strung together by irrelevant conversations with poor writing with constant jokes that try WAY too hard. Honestly, don't bother, I wont stop you, I just want to inform you, It's not very good… Expand
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JooshuaSep 8, 2012
The lines " I'm back " and " I'll be back " by Arnold made this movie well worth the price of admission add in cliches from action legends and you have a thoroughly enjoyable popcorn flick.
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jwt7000Sep 7, 2012
This is a much better movie than the original. However, the confusing plot at the beginning just happens to get fizzled out till the end. Sure enough this movie has the most epic cast ever yet having more veteran actors to do their job, butThis is a much better movie than the original. However, the confusing plot at the beginning just happens to get fizzled out till the end. Sure enough this movie has the most epic cast ever yet having more veteran actors to do their job, but it wasn't really long enough to be more epic, explosive, exciting and..... expendable.… Expand
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Enclave_XSep 7, 2012
I don't understand the low reviews given out by the "critics". They obviously did not read the genre of the movie. It is an Action Adventure movie. So before you say "oh it was terrible, I couldn't watch, the guns made my ears hurt..." andI don't understand the low reviews given out by the "critics". They obviously did not read the genre of the movie. It is an Action Adventure movie. So before you say "oh it was terrible, I couldn't watch, the guns made my ears hurt..." and whatever else that people are afraid to see in a movie just judge it for what it is. It's a cool action movie. It had some great lines, scenes, and a surprisingly decent story for a movie where it's main emphasis is the combat scenes and action. The special effects were some of the best I've seen and not to mention they gathered most of the best action heroes of all time to make this film. This movie deserves better then a 5/10 it's at least a 8+...… Expand
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EfrainSep 7, 2012
Expendables 2 was probably the only movie where I didn't expect good acting or a strong, instead I was expecting a lot of cheesy one liners, everyone killing everyone, non-stop action and I was excited about it. You know who these people areExpendables 2 was probably the only movie where I didn't expect good acting or a strong, instead I was expecting a lot of cheesy one liners, everyone killing everyone, non-stop action and I was excited about it. You know who these people are you've seen their movies or heard of them so you should know what you are getting yourself into. I just wanted to see these guys do what they do best and that's killing terrorists "together". I found myself laughing through out the entire movie especially the machine gun spree in the airport and that satisfying Chuck Norris joke. For this movie I will only rate it as how good the explosions were, how good the fight scenes were, and how good the killing spree was. It's definitely a good time!… Expand
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MustisTheCatSep 7, 2012
Disappointment. My first allegation to this movie is that it was too funny. During watching of it I felt as if I was watching Hot Shots. There is too much of a disparity between parody and darkness here. And I don`t think it`s because ofDisappointment. My first allegation to this movie is that it was too funny. During watching of it I felt as if I was watching Hot Shots. There is too much of a disparity between parody and darkness here. And I don`t think it`s because of Chuck Norris. He actually made a good character and played well. Some of the lines are just silly and completely out of place. Also the action scenes are average at best, vastly inferior to the first Expendables. In the first movie, every kill had its place, here it is just chaos. One would think that with such cast and setting anyone could make a great killing movie, but here they failed. The director did not manage to use the image of every gun toting hero and certainly every one of them got much less than they deserved (Schwarzenegger and Willis for example). Also, the first sighting of the main villain (named Vilain, haha) seemed just right, but he turned out to be a total wimp in the end. For sure Van Damme also deserved to be bigger here. I must say that again, it is not the fault of all the actors who played great, but fault of the whole scenario. If one had given theme adequate action scenes then it would have been simply epic. There was faaaar too much of Statham, and his knive scenes are much inferior to martial art scenes of Jet Li from the first Expendables. I sincerely hope the director will take notes on EX2, improve on the downsides and bring back some of the magic from the first movie. Everything else in this film is great so if you don`t mind lots of parody then go ahead and watch it.… Expand
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a7xfanSep 3, 2012
This movie was all of your expectations put together and blew it out of the water with some grungy action and one liners that have some flair. This was a pretty good film, a lot of actors you saw in the 70s, 80s, 90, and present in a bigThis movie was all of your expectations put together and blew it out of the water with some grungy action and one liners that have some flair. This was a pretty good film, a lot of actors you saw in the 70s, 80s, 90, and present in a big movie that's biggest problem was when no one was shooting each other which was not too much time so it was overall an enjoyable film. Go and rent it on DVD.… Expand
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JudgeHoldenSep 3, 2012
Decent, funny picture, which contains a load of memes and jokes about the fading action-movie stars. I laughed during all the movie. Probably that's why I overlooked dull plot and absurd production. Expendables 2, though, aren't about theDecent, funny picture, which contains a load of memes and jokes about the fading action-movie stars. I laughed during all the movie. Probably that's why I overlooked dull plot and absurd production. Expendables 2, though, aren't about the plot. This movie is about fun and action. And fun and action it provides.… Expand
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PenderworthSep 3, 2012
After the first Expendables, I expected not to like its sequel. I was wrong though because this film had a better plot than the first
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gamerm0mSep 2, 2012
This was a fun, fun movie. I loved the fact that the dialogue was witty with some tongue in cheek ribbing at the larger than life actors that are in it. If you are a child of the 80s you need to see this movie! I laughed right out loud andThis was a fun, fun movie. I loved the fact that the dialogue was witty with some tongue in cheek ribbing at the larger than life actors that are in it. If you are a child of the 80s you need to see this movie! I laughed right out loud and clapped my hands too many times to count. Well, done...well, well done!… Expand
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EleciSep 2, 2012
If you have seen any action movies from 80's or early 90's this is for you. Packed with every action hero out there it just can't go wrong. Yes there is bad acting, but it belongs to this genre and especially to these actors.
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utmamSep 1, 2012
To anyone who give this movie a Negative review... C'mon!!! This movie was EXACTLY what it intended to be; mindless, over-the-top, cheesy fun. If you went into the theatre expecting anything else, that says more about you than the movie. NoTo anyone who give this movie a Negative review... C'mon!!! This movie was EXACTLY what it intended to be; mindless, over-the-top, cheesy fun. If you went into the theatre expecting anything else, that says more about you than the movie. No one set out to get any Oscar nominations for this film, and the acting is downright laughable at times, but it's fun! Stallone, Arnold, and Chuck Norris delivered exactly what one would expect from them. Even Jason Statham, who always seems to take his characters a tad too seriously, seemed to be having a laugh making this. Grab some popcorn, check your brain at the door, and enjoy this film. Just don't take it - or yourself - too seriously!… Expand
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libbycritiquesSep 1, 2012
This could have alternately been called Men Who Look Like Thugs and the addition of Maggie does little to dissipate the testosterone fog. The characters are all underdeveloped, they
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gromitAug 31, 2012
This movie was exactly what a expected. Lots of fun, plenty of cameo appearances and cheesy one liners with loads of action and humor. I loved it, no it doesn't have a good story line or a well written dialogue but if that is what you areThis movie was exactly what a expected. Lots of fun, plenty of cameo appearances and cheesy one liners with loads of action and humor. I loved it, no it doesn't have a good story line or a well written dialogue but if that is what you are after you would not be going to see this movie in the first place.… Expand
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BradleyCohenAug 30, 2012
Some films represent a director's vision for a masterpiece. Other films are nothing more than the wild fantasies of boys and men. The Expendables 2 is certainly the latter. It's an example that not all films have to be epic masterpieces orSome films represent a director's vision for a masterpiece. Other films are nothing more than the wild fantasies of boys and men. The Expendables 2 is certainly the latter. It's an example that not all films have to be epic masterpieces or avant-grade art galleries. As a sequel to the first Expendables film, there is relativity little continuity. But with plenty of explosions, gunfire, crazy stunts and the world's greatest action stars, you have the perfect recipe for a mindless action romp. With corny one-liners, a satisfying climax and vehicle stunts that you wish you could try at home (but probably shouldn't), The Expendables 2 is great for bachelor parties and mens' night out. To sum it all up, The Expendables 2 is like a video game come to life, complete with a throwaway story, quirky jokes and more lead than a pencil factory (even though pencils don't use lead anymore, but how else could I have made that joke?"). If you want some serious drama, then this film is not for you. If you want to see some multi-million dollar action stars doing what they were born to do, then this film is the place to see it!… Expand
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ChicksOnFlicksAug 30, 2012
Full Review : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feQcW3a3KE

Its one up on the original, its definitely better than that, its got some great action, it has got all the familiar faces, its has all the toppings of the blockbuster commercialFull Review : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feQcW3a3KE

Its one up on the original, its definitely better than that, its got some great action, it has got all the familiar faces, its has all the toppings of the blockbuster commercial film, it has even got the presence of three bigwigs Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and of course Sylvester Stallone himself. The team is back in action in this film.

While it is great to see all of them come together in fact there are some of the best moments in the film when you actually see those three big wigs on screen together. Its quiet an awesome feeling. The first 10 minutes and the last 10 minutes are probably the only big reason i would actually recommend going to see this in a theater but apart from that i am going to have to say that even though the film has a lot of one liners has attempts at comedy, has all the elements that are required in an action film without of course giving us really any substance or meat to sink our teeth into because thats not really what an action blockbuster is all about. I still feel that i can not recommend this one and can not tell you to waste your money and go and watch it in theaters. I just feel that we have seen all of this before in terms of the plot, the one liners, the attempts of comedy & the mission, its all very very tried and familiar.

They set out on a mission, they have obstacles, ends up being about revenge, there is a female thrown into picture to join the team. There is one thing that i liked about the film was that there was a lot of laughing at oneself in which stallone did a good job yet i feel that he just underestimates an audience's expectations. When you have bigwigs like Stallone, Bruce Willis you just expect a little more.

I am sorry i am just going to say go and watch a video game instead or go watch Die Hard or Terminator or any of the Rocky series for now Ira Say's "TRASH IT".… Expand
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SantiagoMAKiiNAAug 29, 2012
Once upon a time there was a group of filmmakers that did something special at the time. They blew stuff up! Genius! Specially in the 80s. Coming out of the decade-long homage to dialogue that was the 70s (translation: they had no money forOnce upon a time there was a group of filmmakers that did something special at the time. They blew stuff up! Genius! Specially in the 80s. Coming out of the decade-long homage to dialogue that was the 70s (translation: they had no money for effects in the 70s, so they had to use language; who knew?!) And hence the invention of the summer blockbuster.
Cut to the dawn of the 21st century. Where, at this point, we have seen so many things, people, and/or aliens, get blown to bits in such a variety of both creative and absurdly implausible ways that audiences actually forget that the actors in a dramatic endeavor are supposed to get hired for their skill to convince you that they are someone else, not because they look awesome blasting everything in sigh to smithereens. Plus, somehow, now they all look far too sexy to kill anyone. There's a long-forgotten photo shoot they all escaped from apparently.
In any case and back to my point. My apologies. I'm getting lost just out of the sheer stupidity that seems to be happening in cinema lately. On to Expendables 2...
I'll clue you in on something blatantly obvious about the title of the "Expendable" series. The title. It means, and I quote: 'Designed to be used only once and then abandoned or destroyed.' ... Are you guys out there catching on yet? ... First of all there is a sequel, and second, they are all there, plus a few extra guys and a girl on top of that... Soooo? Who or what was actually expendable?
I mean, I get that we are supposed to be dumb and jump for joy every change crap gets shot to tears, but, if we look closely at this film, we must be the dumbest people around! Specially because the movies is holding on the top weekend spot for the second week in a row and there are plans to make a second.
I should probably tell you a bit of what actually goes on in this madness of semi-comedic testosterone. I have to warn you, there are some spoilers ahead.
The film opens with such an insane action scene that it's impossible not to envision these guys as the strongest military force on the surface of this planet-and probably beyond, but the aliens haven't weighed in yet. Let's face it, when you are this good, any government would hire you at top dollar and you wouldn't have to live in hiding.
Continuing on with what's presented on the first ten minutes of the picture. Let's point out a few fun details. For example, how these "ex-military geniuses" dress in no way like any military force anyone has ever seen. Or the completely impractical, post-apocalyptic design of their custom-made vehicles. And how about their well thought-out military intelligent strategy to rescue someone with a gun to their head by driving violently through wall after wall. Sure, why not. I guess that would never put a subject at risk. To make it even funnier, the enemy just stands there waiting to get shot! As if our "experts" are not being blatantly loud enough! ... Good comedy from the start.
Look, this is not the 80s. When simply blowing a cute little car would draw audiences to theaters en mass. This is 2012, where carefully crafted military based video games sit in the consoles of almost every member of your potential audience. You have to treat us as if we were only partially stupid, not flat out dumb. Any 14 year old with a copy of MW3 at home can do this better... Twice... While holding ice cream and texting their 16 year old girlfriend... That was meant for the marketing guys at the studio. 'You guys listening?'
This would probably be a good spot to stop, but since I'm having so much fun, I'll keep going.
A personal peeve was the "appearances" of celebrities. Starting with Jet Li. For the record. I love the guy. I think "Hero" is one of the coolest movies around. However, even though he is in every single piece of marketing for this film, he is literally in it for less than ten minutes total screen time (go for it, clock it.) He says a couple of cliché lines and then drops off the plane. Just like that. The funny thing is I was watching this happen and I said to myself. Hey! Look, that's how the studio drops a couple million dollars down the drain. Off it goes. Byyyyyye!
Another good one is Chuck Norris. Or the "Lone Wolf" as they call him. A name that I find very appropriate since he's in the movie even less than Jet Li. But at least Mr. Li had some kind of believable involvement in the plot,if you can fathom that... Basically there is a scene where everyone of our guys is trapped by an overwhelming force, and I mean, so large that they are going down. There is even a tank bearing down on them. No way, no how they survive... Until Mr. Norris arrives... In a split second, literally, everyone is machine gunned down and the tank blows up. Kaputs! Like that. As if they weren't even there... Not bad for a guy you can catch on TV after 2 am hustling exercise equipment. Wow...… Expand
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Zack2981Aug 29, 2012
More of this please. The Expendables 2 is everything you want in an action movie. Compared to overlong, boring, pointless "action" fare like say, Transformers, etc., Expendables 2 has believable (if a tad cliche) characters with clearMore of this please. The Expendables 2 is everything you want in an action movie. Compared to overlong, boring, pointless "action" fare like say, Transformers, etc., Expendables 2 has believable (if a tad cliche) characters with clear motivations doing awesome stuff and that is where Stallone and Company GET IT. Is Expendables 2 a perfect movie? No. Is it fun? Hell yes. The opening gambit is tongue-in-cheek machismo to the max and everyone involved in the film seems to be having a blast. Of course, there are some cheesy parts and I thought it was overdoing it to have Willis and Swartzanegger doing each others old catchphrases, but if those are the biggest problems, sign me up for more movies like The Expendables.… Expand
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SJMJ91Aug 29, 2012
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. In 2010, experiencing The Expendables on the big screen became the ultimate wet dream for avid fans of action films due to the outstanding ensemble cast of actors, practically are the symbols of the genre, the explosive action and the manliness of it all. Although it met with a mixed critical response, it was not long after the announcement of the sequel in which the majority of the gang would reprise their roles to take another intense adventure with the new action heroes added to the pack. What you see with The Expendables 2 and its predecessor is exactly what you get! It may have quite possibly the most exhilarating, badass and physical action you will ever see, but it still is a rather corny film that could quite easily come across as a guilty pleasure.

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asthobaskoroAug 28, 2012
The Expendables 2 is much better improvement than its predecessor. Even I can't believe I like this movie, it offers script, testosterone, gunfire and madness.
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bloodypuppetAug 27, 2012
This movie is for people who appreciate the old fun of movies like Commando, Rambo, Die Hard and just guns, explosions and mayhem. I loved this movie because I grew up with the classic action films of the 80s and to this day still watch them.This movie is for people who appreciate the old fun of movies like Commando, Rambo, Die Hard and just guns, explosions and mayhem. I loved this movie because I grew up with the classic action films of the 80s and to this day still watch them. Not to be missed if you fit into this category. It does not disappoint. Yippey ki-yay.....M&^%&^$R F%^&*%&^R!… Expand
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Cabbage_CryAug 27, 2012
Expendables 2 does exactly what it was expected to do, old fashioned action with our beloved action heroes. Aside from all that action were precious moments, being them comical moments or simply moments which add to the story, and yes thereExpendables 2 does exactly what it was expected to do, old fashioned action with our beloved action heroes. Aside from all that action were precious moments, being them comical moments or simply moments which add to the story, and yes there is a story, not the best story but the story everyone would expect. This sequel in my opinion is just simply better than the previous Expendables in every single way, and the references to the other films these actors were in are just priceless, also very good fighting scenes.

Bottom line: This is an one-time unique old fashioned movie, and should be reviewed the old fashioned way, why so much praise to movies like Rambo and Exterminator and not so much for Expendables ? They do the exact same thing, the difference is the release date and of course the mentality (and age) of the person who reviews. Does exactly what it was expected to do so 10/10.… Expand
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BMFAug 26, 2012
I went and saw this with a friend of mine and we had a great time. Its full of over the top action and brutal kills but also has a very well thought out story. I loved watching all the old action heros in the same place kicking the **** outI went and saw this with a friend of mine and we had a great time. Its full of over the top action and brutal kills but also has a very well thought out story. I loved watching all the old action heros in the same place kicking the **** out of everyone who stands in there way and I hope the Expendables 3 will be even more insane.… Expand
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MarcDoyleAug 25, 2012
It's the essence of stupid fun. Having some background with the big 80s action movies that it harkens back to (Cobra, Commando, Terminator, Predator, Bloodsport, Kickfigher) obviously makes the throwaway lines all the funnier. Stallone isIt's the essence of stupid fun. Having some background with the big 80s action movies that it harkens back to (Cobra, Commando, Terminator, Predator, Bloodsport, Kickfigher) obviously makes the throwaway lines all the funnier. Stallone is solid in the lead, and Statham is a terrific sidekick, but Arnold's action flick days are clearly behind him. Simon West's directing is decent, but it feels a little undercooked.… Expand
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cmrcool72Aug 25, 2012
The Expendables II, the lowly anticipated sequel to the slated 2010 original which provided wooden acting and weak editing. Let's face it, no one was expecting a sequel to up the anti and kick as much ass as this no-brains all brawn all outThe Expendables II, the lowly anticipated sequel to the slated 2010 original which provided wooden acting and weak editing. Let's face it, no one was expecting a sequel to up the anti and kick as much ass as this no-brains all brawn all out action epic does. The Expendables, led by a Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone, more focused on keeping his *cough* acting *cough* in check now that directing duties have been given to much... steadier hands in the form of Simon West, who was proved his action chops on several occassions over recent years, his most notables being Nic Cage Con Air and fellow Expendable Jason Statham's Mechanic) on a revenge mission against infamous European mercenery VillAin (played with gleeful OTT by a top form JCVD) after young soldier for hire and Barney's friend Liam Hemsworth (yep, that guy from the Hunger Games) is killed on what seemed a simple job. As figured, the plots not what keeps the film going, with what seems like a story written in two lines spread like butter across a LARGE (1hr 43 mins) piece of toast. But the action... MY GOD. Every action star, phenomen, body builder, european screen mass fill the frame every second of this picture, and no, the idea of the world's greatest action stars together in one movie DOES NOT GET OLD. If solid action is what you want (JCVD, Norris and Arnold stand out in this pic) and possibly the best performances out of Hollywood's brawn this side of the century, this film is yours to swallow up, regardless of poorly thought out plot and too many mercenaries to count let alone care for. It's worth paying to see for the Arnie jokes alone mind. 6
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Atticas14Aug 23, 2012
I enjoyed it, better than the first. I thought the human from Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis was corny, but the actions scenes were good. It's your standard over the top action shoot um up... 5,000 guys with machine guns vs 5 guys withI enjoyed it, better than the first. I thought the human from Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis was corny, but the actions scenes were good. It's your standard over the top action shoot um up... 5,000 guys with machine guns vs 5 guys with pistols, and somehow the 5 guys win kinda deal.… Expand
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cabritaAug 23, 2012
Although this film should be considered to be one of the worst movies of the year for it's horrible acting pointless dialogue and possibly the dumbest and most cliche story ever, it should be noted that some of it's self aware humor doesAlthough this film should be considered to be one of the worst movies of the year for it's horrible acting pointless dialogue and possibly the dumbest and most cliche story ever, it should be noted that some of it's self aware humor does land. For example Chuck Norris telling a joke about himself. I couldnt stop laughing.… Expand
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quincytheodoreAug 22, 2012
A movie so crammed with testosterone and gunpowder you can whiff it oozing from cinema screen, The Expendables 2 is everything I expected it to be. It's literally a line up of almost every action heroes for the past two decades, shootingA movie so crammed with testosterone and gunpowder you can whiff it oozing from cinema screen, The Expendables 2 is everything I expected it to be. It's literally a line up of almost every action heroes for the past two decades, shooting dozens of extras with probably thousands of bullets. This movie is self-aware enough to make jokes about itself, using cliche puns for self-deprecating instead of macho bravado to entertain audience. It's efficient, predictable and quite fun actually.

It has a degree of story, decent enough to get things started, although it doesn't push the movie beyond the ludicrous over-the-top premise, and it doesn't really intend to. Safe to say, it's a group of mercenaries against another, the only downside is the lack of villains, only Van Damme and Scott Adkins plays the bad guys. It gives a decent set-up for the carnage to come, even though some ridiculous scenes change the short tone of seriousness.

The cast do what they are supposed to; shooting and bashing people, then pose for camera for a catchphrase. For what it's worth, Stallone has a screen charisma and believable as an experienced leader of this rag-tag band. Van Damme as antagonist is imposing, mostly because he brings knife to gunfights. They don't exactly escape their action hero roles, but the script uses more personal touch so they look more natural instead of acting at some parts. There are a few chuckles here and there, some in the expense of Lundgren or Chuck Norris' internet joke. It embraces the silliness rather than pretending the audience will buy their overly stern personalities. The rest of the script is accumulation of catchphrases from ye olden days, highly overused and could derail the movie from the plot, yet oddly still entertaining. Set pieces are more constructed this time, the end stretch in airport gleefully reminds me of Max Payne 3. For those who wait the mano-a-mano showdowns, there are some to be had as Adkins and Van Damme provide convincing threats.

This time, Willis and Scha... Shcwaz... Arnold also have more screen time, I think fans will appreciate them shooting side by side. Action is predictably loud, explosions everywhere and piles of dead bodies. It's not exactly the type of excellence from melee brawl The Raid had offered though. For all the bang and cheesy one-liners The Expendables 2 brings, it won't go beyond the hay day of action movies despite the modern grimy visual. If you come for just that action overdose, that's plenty here.

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bigtlikesgamesAug 22, 2012
This movie is a love letter to hardcore action movies of years past. And it does it well. In fact, it's much better than the first film (which I also loved). I think this one is just shot better. You see the action more and see whatThis movie is a love letter to hardcore action movies of years past. And it does it well. In fact, it's much better than the first film (which I also loved). I think this one is just shot better. You see the action more and see what these guys are capable of doing. Which is kill lots of bad guys in awesome fashion.

Plus, I mean JCVD, Arnold, Sly, and God himself Chuck Norris.... This movie was getting a "10" no matter what. It just so happens that it totally earns it. It was an absolute blast and if you like action movies I can't see how you don't have fun watching this one.… Expand
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Captain_KirkAug 21, 2012
This is everything you could have ever asked for in an action film: Tons of action stars, lots of explosions, bodies flying everywhere, and lots of one liners. Oh, and don't forget the cheese. Nothing makes an action film more entertainingThis is everything you could have ever asked for in an action film: Tons of action stars, lots of explosions, bodies flying everywhere, and lots of one liners. Oh, and don't forget the cheese. Nothing makes an action film more entertaining than making it cheesy and over the top. The Expendables 2, although not art, will entertain any fan of crazy action films. As long as you don't take it TOO seriously, even though I thought the film got a little too serious for its own good in a couple of scenes, you will walk out satisfied. The acting and story are nothing worthy of an Oscar, but the actors and the writers, one of them being Stallone, get the job done. Some may gripe about how the film takes about 40 minutes to go from the 1st action scene to the next, but at least this establishes the actors and the tone that we're settling for in an hour and a half movie. When the action happens, it's great fun to watch, and that's all that should matter in a film like this.… Expand
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