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Mandirigma88Apr 23, 2022

Movie was overly dark, almost every character sounded raspy like batman. Audio for all dialogs was way too low and almost inaudible. I couldn't finish watching it. Terrible. Worst batman I've ever seen. Too dark with horrible sound qualityMovie was overly dark, almost every character sounded raspy like batman. Audio for all dialogs was way too low and almost inaudible. I couldn't finish watching it. Terrible. Worst batman I've ever seen. Too dark with horrible sound quality for dialog. Save yourself 3 hours. Pattinson is not believable as Bruce Wayne or Batman.Skip this one.… Expand

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F1_is_WWEMar 13, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Riddle me this...

How does the riddler manage to break into the mayor's mansion unnoticed?
How does the cat manage to break into the mayor's mansion, now a crime scene, unnoticed?
How does the riddler manage to break into the DA's car unnoticed?
How does the bat survive an explosion 2 meters away?
Why does the police wait until the bat is in a cell before attempting to unmask him? Didn't the medics want to check for injuries?
How does a tiny grappling gun manage to lift the bat faster than the police can climb the stairs?
How does the bat walk away from slamming into a bridge?
How does the butler survive an explosion in his hand?
Why does the riddler kill all his victims personally except Bruce Wayne?
How does the "To the Batman" greeting card survive the explosion and fire at Bruce Wayne's mansion?
Why don't the guards at the drug buy notice the cat pulling up in a motorcycle?
Why does the penguin fly free after killing multiple civilians on the highway?
How does a woman manage to place a phone call while being tortured?
Why does the world's greatest detective do everything the riddler asks?
Why didn't the world's greatest detective ever consider investigating his parent's murder?
Why does only a single one of the falcon's body guards have a phone/flashlight?
Why doesn't the falcon bother to increase security after the drug buy goes bad?
Why does the riddler give himself up?
Why does the riddler leave clues for his final plan and then complain that the plan is stopped? Did he want the bat to find out or not?
Why is the cat coincidentally attending the mayor's victory speech?
Why do villians wait their turn before trying to shoot the bat?
How does a skinny girl manage to lift a bat in body armour?
How does the bat manage to fit his suit of body armour in a tiny duffel bag?
How does the bat manage to teleport out of rooms instantaneously?… Expand

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Derenu86Apr 25, 2022

The screenwriters killed the talent of the actors. Part of the plot is an copy of the "Law-abiding Citizen". The movie is not worth spending money on a movie theater.

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BroyaxApr 19, 2022

Apparemment, ils ne savaient plus comment l’appeler ce nouveau « Batman »… alors, un mange-merde a suggéré… « The Batman ». Ils ont fait une réunion de 12h, puis ont voté à l’unanimité pour « The » Batman parce qu’il y a eu entretemps «Apparemment, ils ne savaient plus comment l’appeler ce nouveau « Batman »… alors, un mange-merde a suggéré… « The Batman ». Ils ont fait une réunion de 12h, puis ont voté à l’unanimité pour « The » Batman parce qu’il y a eu entretemps « Suicide Squad »… puis « The Suicide Squad » ! et même qu’avant, on a eu droit à… « The Predator » !… bah putain.

M’enfin bref, ce nouveau Batmou est aussi mou et bavard que les précédents, ceux de Nolan. Et pour cause, puisqu’il dure lui aussi pas loin de3 plombes ! tu m’étonnes que le machin n’avance pas… Très peu d’action et plein de blabla de merde. D’autant que l’intrigue n’intrigue pas mais nous passe au contraire carrément par dessus la tête.

En outre, la « Catwoman » est très décevante et n’a que ses formes pour elle… et par ailleurs, si l’ambiance (très nocturne) est plus proche de l’esprit « Batman », la batmobile sort de chez Mad Max et les tenues apparaissent étrangement bricolées : les super-héros s’équipent en effet entièrement chez Bricorama ! M’enfin bref, c’est de la merde ce Batmou tout mou, ils ont donc (encore) merdé chez DC.… Expand

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JoWyneMar 7, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Worst Batman movie I’ve ever watched they shouldn’t cast him as Batman !! I strongly believe the 10s reviews are paid !! Bad dialogue bad story. Don’t waste you’re money.… Expand

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MoviePetePodMar 9, 2022

The Batman is a movie that claims to revolutionize big-screen adaptations of the classic character, but fails in almost every way.

The cinematography and music/score are amazing, but every other aspect of this movie left me wanting. BatmanThe Batman is a movie that claims to revolutionize big-screen adaptations of the classic character, but fails in almost every way.

The cinematography and music/score are amazing, but every other aspect of this movie left me wanting.

Batman is a moody like a teenager, and clearly is supposed to learn a lesson about what he represents to the city of Gotham. But that lesson is completely unearned by the end of the film, and in fact his character is almost superfluous to the heroic climax.

Zoe Kravitz tries to deliver an intriguing Catwoman, but the writing leaves her as a damsel in distress multiple times, and the super-flawed Batman is constantly taking the moral high ground with her and talking down to her.

Colin Ferrell's Penguin was a high point for his performance and humor, but underused as just a secondary villain.

The plot is plodding and overly-long. Upon my second watch of the movie, I found myself drifting off to sleep often in the first half. Knowing what happens next, I lost all interest in the mystery because it is delivered in an unexciting manner. The Riddler is the main antagonist for awhile, but then disappears from the movie and is replaced with a string of other threats before becoming just another item to be checked off the list by the end.

The action is well choreographed, but just like other DCEU films, there is a swath of collateral damage that is far too apparent to be ignored as it is. Batman is just as destructive at the end of the film as he is at the beginning, leaving one to wonder what the lesson is to be learned here.

On a related note, the movie does touch upon current issues such as corruption and greed in politics and government, but then has a very regressive take on the mentally ill and the drug epidemic. The themes presented here are muddled and presented in a slap-dash manner that makes little sense.

Overall, I found the movie boring, regressive, and without meaningful themes.… Expand

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RichardCraniumMar 7, 2022

Not even george Clooney was bad as the soy bat. Truly difficult to watch. It was like watch a wet cardboard box dressed as a bat trying to convince you that he's a real boy.

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BeepaOnaMar 4, 2022

Could’ve easily cut an hours away. Not the typical (good) Batman movie with action, a god plot and well developed characters, this movie was the exact opposite. Pattinson and Kravitz have talent better used for better movies.

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Drew1985Mar 5, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Man this movie sucked so bad. Batman is a Super Hero not a human playing dress up. This was a huge waste of money.… Expand

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Rmm1812Mar 5, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It was a preety bad 3 hour long movie. Good for people with insonmia to sleep through. It felt and looked childish with no potential dialogue for the entire movie, it all just feels like a huge stall. And for about 1 hour we had this horrible riddles of "what is a rat with wings " (in spanish, as if it wasnt enoufh of a joke). The worst is that no one knew the answer.,. First of, they wre like "oh its the penguin", then they came up with a pidgeon idea, then with a bat, then with another animal and it was like that for 1 hour.… Expand

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YourmumsbillsMar 5, 2022

Another crappy Batman movie that no one needed. This time with the inbred looking mutant that is Robert Pattinson. Generic, dull. Same old.

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turdlemckayApr 19, 2022

I didn't like the cast or the script. This was not a good batman movie and it was so unbelievable. Bale is still my batman.

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cahawkzMar 4, 2022

You know how at the end of many Marvel movies, people are waiting around for the after credit "Easter Eggs" - At the end of "The Batman" people were running to the exits! "The Batman" is slow, boring crap. What was Warner Bros. Thinking? WhoYou know how at the end of many Marvel movies, people are waiting around for the after credit "Easter Eggs" - At the end of "The Batman" people were running to the exits! "The Batman" is slow, boring crap. What was Warner Bros. Thinking? Who could have watched this and thought it was a reboot or even a respectful follow-up to the Dark Knight trilogy?
Pattison is not very good as "The Batman". The acting was good, but the story, the writing and directing are all terrible. At times the movie seems to be looking for something to do there was no need for this movie to be three hours long. Save Your Money.… Expand

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ihatecatwomenApr 22, 2022

Cat Woman was trash and i mean trash in this movie!!! Any time she had screen time i wanted to fall asleep! And that forced romance was absolutely the wrost! couldn't be more bored of her jez zoe kravitz should never act again!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cloudyHazeApr 23, 2022

Writing is hard, with each choice you make there are consequences that limit what realistically you can do and other choices you can no longer make. The creators of this film do not care about this concept. They do what they want one sceneWriting is hard, with each choice you make there are consequences that limit what realistically you can do and other choices you can no longer make. The creators of this film do not care about this concept. They do what they want one scene and something else the next continuity be damned. They wrote this film like a third grader on sugar. Theres a car chase that causes the crash of almost every car on the highway as well as a few tankers that explode for good measure. This is never even addressed lol. Hell Batman and Jim let the guy they were chasing who helped do all that go afterwards… Expand

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francophiliaMar 7, 2022

From the writing, direction, to the acting, this movie was just a mess. Nearly three wasted hours sitting through this Matt Reeves train wreck.

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justwittymanMar 5, 2022

Probably the worst movie I have seen in a while. If you want to see a weird loner try to play "batman" with no emotion or feel this is it. The action felt stale, and the movie dragged for 3 hours.

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HishinowskiMar 4, 2022

Aburrida, interpretación vacía, un guion vacío, escenas llamativas pero sin sentido.

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NouraiiMar 4, 2022

It was dragged out for too long and just boring at times and didn’t live up to the hype that I read about it.

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Nar009Apr 24, 2022

Paid reviews and a overzealous media or fanbase. The ultimate hypocrisy by DC. I hope soon they find themselves bankrupt for making fool out of such great comic characters.

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SpencerMooreMar 5, 2022

Long and dragged out. Terrible editing and plot. The scenes were so disjointed it was difficult to even understand what was going on. Half the theatre had left before it ended on a 6 o clock showing. Massive disappointment.

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MatthewAkalusiMar 5, 2022

I will let it be known from the out, I did not like “The Batman”. There were so many things wrong with this movie. For starters who was that person that was supposed to be Bruce Wayne/Batman? This Batman is afraid of heights? When he fights,I will let it be known from the out, I did not like “The Batman”. There were so many things wrong with this movie. For starters who was that person that was supposed to be Bruce Wayne/Batman? This Batman is afraid of heights? When he fights, he actually stumbles when hit by a punch or punches. Meanwhile he is supposed to wear a bullet-proof gear, so that bullets shot at him do nothing, and bounce off him like pop-corn. His armour is strong enough to withstand bullets coming at him at close quarters but not strong enough to absorb punches? This Batman is a walking oxymoron. Then, there is that silly walk, out of the dark to confront some street baddies, at a crime scene, and in a Police station. Talking about the Police Station, what is Batman doing at a Police Station? He seemed like a wanna-be sleuth volunteering to help the police with errands to buy doughnuts and coffee, hoping that one day he would some how get involved in the real crime-investigation stuff. How pathetic. The Batman portrayed in “The Batman” was anything but the Batman expected. This stripped down, brooding, detached version, made the character so ordinary. What is the point of dressing someone up in so much gear with all the gizmos and gadgets and then making him so ordinary? There is a reason why he is called a superhero. Batman either is or is not. If he is not, then get rid of the whole gear, which makes him look overdressed. Also, why did it take so long for the bat mobile to make an appearance, one of the bright spots in the movie? The bat cycle on the other hand just looked like an ordinary motorbike. To make bad, worse, all of the story unfolds over an unnecessarily long duration. No marks for guessing what my rating of this movie is.… Expand

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SKELETOR420Mar 6, 2022

No spoilers. It drones on, has nothing truly memorable within and is tremendously miscast in places. There was no way a Batman movie on Affleck’s watch would be this uninspired. There is less love payed to the canon here than in Batman &No spoilers. It drones on, has nothing truly memorable within and is tremendously miscast in places. There was no way a Batman movie on Affleck’s watch would be this uninspired. There is less love payed to the canon here than in Batman & Robin. Do watch eventually if your curious but definitely not worth the ticket price or runtime. May play better with the general audience but not for anyone with even a glimmer of experience with the franchise through the 80’s, 90’s, via the books or other mediums.… Expand

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PersianImm0rtalMar 6, 2022

It seemed like they wanted to be a cool rated R movie, but at the last second they were like no wait, we need to get that teenager money and made it pg-13. It's awful.

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choppucApr 27, 2022

Horrible movie, no character was firel or came close to what batman really is. Please do not continue this sequence.

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DirtyD14Mar 7, 2023

Worst movie ever. Bad acting and bad woke storyline. I get the whole dark theme of the movie which was about the only good aspect of it but all the actors were pathetic and the story was blehhh. I wanted to turn it off 20 minutes into butWorst movie ever. Bad acting and bad woke storyline. I get the whole dark theme of the movie which was about the only good aspect of it but all the actors were pathetic and the story was blehhh. I wanted to turn it off 20 minutes into but stuck it out because I wanted to give it a chance. You are better off watching low budget movies than this crap.… Expand

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Laconic_criticMar 4, 2022

Edgy and bloated, dark and superficial at the same time.
Nothing you haven't already seen.
Good performances and good photography thought.
Unfortunately convenience steals the show here..
In conclusion..It wasn't good, it wasn't bad.. it was meh..

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crankyermaMar 8, 2022

Dreary, one note, soulless, pointless, without story drive, clumsy and at moments surprisingly stupid. This whole storyline should be scrapped and forgotten along with Reeves and Pattinson's tenure on the franchise.

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kirkenderApr 21, 2022

Wow. I had very low expectations for The Batman and I cannot describe how stupid and boring it is. No fun. No humor. No tension. Just sad white boys growl whispering for 3 hours. It's completely politically inert and lacking any kind ofWow. I had very low expectations for The Batman and I cannot describe how stupid and boring it is. No fun. No humor. No tension. Just sad white boys growl whispering for 3 hours. It's completely politically inert and lacking any kind of interesting or logical story. Its just a bunch of generic crime/action scenes stitched together with constant cliches and platitudes.… Expand

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DanStealthMar 4, 2022

Boring. Seriously how can you make an Batman movie actually be boring and uninteresting I couldn’t even keep my eyes open at some points, the movie was slow to move along, character dialog wasn’t very good. The riddler is basically jigsawBoring. Seriously how can you make an Batman movie actually be boring and uninteresting I couldn’t even keep my eyes open at some points, the movie was slow to move along, character dialog wasn’t very good. The riddler is basically jigsaw ripoff. Overall very disappointing take on Batman. Patterson made to be sad, no confidence version of Bruce Wayne I feel penguin was really the only decent thing about this movie.… Expand

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MikepakioneApr 20, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. ROBOCOP MEETS BATMAN, The dumbest Batman Yet, 3hrs if disappointments, Batman mingling with cops,Commissioner Gordon exposes himself to working with Batman So The corrupt army of Cops can paint a bulls eye on Gordon's head and family and yet through out my amazement no one ever does. The world's greatest detective reduced to the world dumbest. The whole movie he was chaperones like a special needs students with a Para. Professional. No emotional attachment to any character no one cared for Alfred being in a coma. The movie so terrible the even Colin ferral had to be unrecognizable from the movie as not to be even mentioned in the credits. HIGH HEEL BOOTS why? Raz al ghul must be rolling in his grave. This movie gets a one because it helps worst joker to date. Even My 2yr old son had a harder time figuring riddles out from DORA the explorer then the riddles from the world's dumbest riddler. Vengeance!!!… Expand

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jasonsaMar 4, 2022

The first half of the movie was strong, then the film loses all sense of direction and purpose. Castings were okay. Pattinson was a mediocre Batman, Serkis was a great Alfred. But, the plot was generic, boring, and drawn out. There is noThe first half of the movie was strong, then the film loses all sense of direction and purpose. Castings were okay. Pattinson was a mediocre Batman, Serkis was a great Alfred. But, the plot was generic, boring, and drawn out. There is no reason this mess needed to be 3 hours long.… Expand

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guille176Mar 7, 2022

Una bosta a quien carajo se le ocurre poner a este pavote a actuar de batman una basura grande malisimos los villanos

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HollandSonyMar 4, 2022

Boring movie, and the lead actor is pattinson, he is not batman! where is Ben Affleck.

Not recommending.

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NgoalMar 4, 2022

Worst movie I can ever remember watching. Looks like the entire things was filmed on a camcorder. Blurry, out of focus and everything is grey. Acting is wooden and the dialogue is awful. There is no character development to speak of andWorst movie I can ever remember watching. Looks like the entire things was filmed on a camcorder. Blurry, out of focus and everything is grey. Acting is wooden and the dialogue is awful. There is no character development to speak of and the movie is crazy long. The action scenes are absolutely terrible. The camera cuts away and flips around and never focuses on anything.… Expand

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VenomxxMar 4, 2022

I went go see this movie with my six year old and he pissed himself because he was scared of the riddler. Thanks hollywood for scaring my child.

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MadeThisForThisSep 23, 2022

As far as things go it isn’t abysmal. That said my main issue with this is the fact that the Riddler is basically a puzzle gimp. The mask is pretty tragic and the character is over the top yet boring at the same time. Part of Riddler’s mostAs far as things go it isn’t abysmal. That said my main issue with this is the fact that the Riddler is basically a puzzle gimp. The mask is pretty tragic and the character is over the top yet boring at the same time. Part of Riddler’s most iconic look is undoubtedly the green suit. It’s refined and comes as an expectation of the character. The Riddler comes across with a lot less eccentricity when compared to other Riddlers for example the Arkham Games or Ed Nygma in Gotham. Both had that eccentric flair that drove the portrayal.

Another thing that bothers me is Bruce and Batman, seemingly lacking dialogue and more of a side character in his own story. With little suspense and predictable outcomes the movie isn’t really worth 3 hours of anyone’s time.

My final point is the car… a billionaire opts to drive what looks like a modified 70s sports car with an afterburner strapped to the back… of all things. With a positive note being the chase scene is fairly entertaining for all of a few minutes. With one or two twists, don’t really give it your time.… Expand

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JackEFlapsSep 10, 2023

Acting wasn't good. Lame villain. Decent soundtrack. Awful story. Needs at least 90 minutes edited out of it. Basically your typical DC Comic movie.

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