New Line Cinema | Release Date: August 18, 2006
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NateAug 19, 2006
I've never seen an audience more involved in a movie before. You know you've done something brilliant, or horribly wrong when someones death is meant to be a dramatic moment and people can't help but laugh at it. If you go to I've never seen an audience more involved in a movie before. You know you've done something brilliant, or horribly wrong when someones death is meant to be a dramatic moment and people can't help but laugh at it. If you go to the movie, you have to go expecting the absurd. Only then will you be able to love this movie. Expand
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ClayAug 19, 2006
If you're looking to have a good time with this movie, you will. It is everything ANYONE could have wanted it to be, and if you don't like the movie you should have known not to go to begin with.
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PatrickAug 19, 2006
Snakes+plane+Samuel L Jackson=Best Film ever. I dont need to say anything else.
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10
YamatsukaEyeAug 19, 2006
Instant cult faovourite. Suprisingly funny. Suppassed my hype for the movie.
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RyencokeAug 22, 2006
Wow. This exceeded my expectiations by about a million times, I expected a really brutal movie. Instead I got a movie that was funny and cool. Everybody in the theater was cheering when someone died in a cool way or for a matter of fact, at Wow. This exceeded my expectiations by about a million times, I expected a really brutal movie. Instead I got a movie that was funny and cool. Everybody in the theater was cheering when someone died in a cool way or for a matter of fact, at all. Check this one out. Expand
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AaronO.Aug 22, 2006
The in theatre experience of snakes on a plane just can't be beat. Samuel and the snakes deliver ample amounts of fan service throughout!
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BryanAug 20, 2006
Please! A note to all those who took this movie seriously: what don't you get? This movie is not supposed to be serious!!! Get that straight. This movie is a spoof of all things ridiculous in modern horror movies. Yes, this is Please! A note to all those who took this movie seriously: what don't you get? This movie is not supposed to be serious!!! Get that straight. This movie is a spoof of all things ridiculous in modern horror movies. Yes, this is what's wrong with American filmmaking and it's hilarious. It KNOWS what's wrong with filmmaking and certainly uses it to its advantage. If you're taking this movie seriously, of course you'll hate it. If you're taking it as a spoof (which it certainly is) you'll die laughing. After all: a movie cannot be serious if Kenan Thompson saves the day. That's the funniest comedic ending of all time. There's nothing like this and never will be again! Expand
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MarkAug 22, 2006
This movie was totally fun. All the fun Dead Man's Chest was missing. Jackson is cool as hell, though his big line should have been delivered more grimly/sternly rather than yelling it. I think that would have worked better. Some This movie was totally fun. All the fun Dead Man's Chest was missing. Jackson is cool as hell, though his big line should have been delivered more grimly/sternly rather than yelling it. I think that would have worked better. Some cheese, like the acting of the guy who played Eddie Kim, but nonetheless a fantastic theater experience. Audience was into it. Expand
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AllistairP.Aug 23, 2006
Probably a blast with an awesome audience, but a bore with an empty audience. And we were drunk off our ass so that's saying something. NY and LA enjoy it while you can, everywhere else good luck finding a fun, interactive audience.
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TyeN.Aug 23, 2006
The film on it's own would still receive a recommendation from me, but it's the whole experience in the theater with a group of friends that really sells it. If you haven't seen it yet, you really need to. Please, do yourself The film on it's own would still receive a recommendation from me, but it's the whole experience in the theater with a group of friends that really sells it. If you haven't seen it yet, you really need to. Please, do yourself a favor and grab some friends, some snacks, and your sense of humor and go see 'Snakes On A Plane'. I'm going to gaurantee you right now that you will have fun and come out of the theater with a smile on your face. Me and my friends couldn't stop talking about it all night after we watched it, and even now we still make references to it. In fact, we might go see it again. It's that fun. A masterpiece? Of course not. A cult classic? Definitely, and sometimes that's even better. Expand
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PatD.Aug 23, 2006
A movie best enjoyed in a packed theatre full of rabid SoaP fans. Wow, great moments in the movie. Lines that got people out of their seats. Everybody goes nuts for that one line. You know the one.
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GoffyAug 24, 2006
So bad and campy that I laughed at times. But seriously who comes up with crapola like this?
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LadyfingerAug 24, 2006
One of the worst movies ever made. It is a below a B movie if you can believe that.
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SidiotAug 26, 2006
Samuel Jackson get a one. The rest of this crapola gets a minus ten.
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JimS.Aug 27, 2006
People seem to be talking past each other in some of the reviews...I think if you expect a good movie, you're really missing the point. Then I've heard some people walk in expecting it to be terrible, and it ended up not being as People seem to be talking past each other in some of the reviews...I think if you expect a good movie, you're really missing the point. Then I've heard some people walk in expecting it to be terrible, and it ended up not being as bad as they expected. But that's my problem w/ the movie, is that it seems to know it's a joke, but it doesn't really care. Even though I wouldn't rate it as harshly, I think Rolling Stone review of that "it's not so bad that it's good. It's so bland that it's boring." hits the nail on the head, because the movie is extremely medicore in all respects. It's not really bad enough to be hilarious, and it's not really good enough to thrill. A lot of potential comedy never seems to unfold. There are lots of really stereotypic characters which I thought would lead obvious, but great comedy, but most of them never end up doing anything. I guess a great audience could make this movie a lot more fun, but that's true w/ every film. There have already been other big budget stinkers which I've found much more entertaining to watch like last years Alone in the Dark, or maybe the grandaddy of all great terrible movies, Rollerball. This is just a medicore action movie w/ some half assed attempts at comedy. Expand
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DanH.Aug 29, 2006
Awesome movie if you shut you brain off and just relax.
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AaronAug 29, 2006
This movie is slithering away at the box office as word of mouth is dooming it to where it belongs. Absolutely horrible.
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MartinV.Aug 31, 2006
THose of you who hated the movie should've known what you were getting into. If you didn't buy the plot from the beginning, you probably might have leaned into not seeing it. But Samuel L. Jackson is good as his usual self in this THose of you who hated the movie should've known what you were getting into. If you didn't buy the plot from the beginning, you probably might have leaned into not seeing it. But Samuel L. Jackson is good as his usual self in this movie. For Samuel L. fans alike, this is a must-see! if you dont want to see it, don't. but if you do, this is a pretty funny movie. all i have to say Expand
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EedriAug 30, 2006
haven't had this much fun at the theater in ages! This is such a hilariously silly and fun movie that you just gotta love.
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SamF.Sep 2, 2006
Ive seen worse movies but this one did not impress me. The begininng bike scene is more exciting than most of the snakes...we get it already snakes on a plane. but when your 20,000 ft in the air , there is only so far you can go with the Ive seen worse movies but this one did not impress me. The begininng bike scene is more exciting than most of the snakes...we get it already snakes on a plane. but when your 20,000 ft in the air , there is only so far you can go with the movie. Considering how much secruity there is nowadays at airports getting dozens of venomous snakes onboard seems almost silly. Snake-ok lipstick-no way...lol Expand
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N.LewandowskiSep 3, 2006
I can never remember having so much fun at a movie. The people who say, "stupid and useless," clearly missed the trailers, internet hype, and title sequence. You don't go into this movie expecting Kubrik. You go into this movie to see I can never remember having so much fun at a movie. The people who say, "stupid and useless," clearly missed the trailers, internet hype, and title sequence. You don't go into this movie expecting Kubrik. You go into this movie to see snakes on a plane, with Samuel L. Jackson. It did exactly what should have been done. From over-done violence, to a sex-scene in an airline bathroom, the movie goes all-out to get the snakes on the plane, and keep the audience entertained. It succeded on all fronts. Expand
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NickC.Aug 17, 2006
My Friends... I have seen the light. I have seen the wonder. I have seen the answer to all of life's questions, miseries, and woes. And it was good. What is this phenomena, this holy grail of life and glory, if you will, I speak of? My Friends... I have seen the light. I have seen the wonder. I have seen the answer to all of life's questions, miseries, and woes. And it was good. What is this phenomena, this holy grail of life and glory, if you will, I speak of? Four words, my fellow humans: Snakes. On. A. Plane. For me to attempt to explain it would be like a pious man attempting to explain the will of God and His ultimate plan for mankind. So go, fly my children! Fly to the nearest movie theater and witness the most important piece of cinema of the year, nay, of this century thus far. I am a changed man because of it. Expand
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NickO.Aug 17, 2006
Mutha****ing snakes. Mutha****ing Planes. Instant win.
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KendallP.Aug 17, 2006
Easily the second best movie I've seen all summer, its comes in at a close second to Talladega Nights. This movie is funny, gruesome, and it has snakes on a mutha@#%*ing plane.
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GavinAug 18, 2006
A classic in the making, seeing the very first showing nationwide of Snakes on a Plane at 10 pm last night was one of the most memborable and enjoyable experiences I have ever had in a movie theater. From the moment I entered the premises, I A classic in the making, seeing the very first showing nationwide of Snakes on a Plane at 10 pm last night was one of the most memborable and enjoyable experiences I have ever had in a movie theater. From the moment I entered the premises, I could tell I was in for a wild ride. Everyone was incessantly shouting the title, and making bad puns on it relating to whatever ads were being shown on screen before the film. Case in point: Three Moons Over Milford provoked the response, "Snakes on the Moon!!!" From the moment the *SPOILER THAT IF YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT YOU HAD NO BUSINESS SEEING THIS MOVIE* snakes are released on the plane until the end of the film, there was hardly a moment when I was not completely entertained. A glorious sendup of B-Movie Horror conventions and a flawless cast make this...well...they all come together to make a movie experience that could be called nothing other than "Snakes on a Plane." Expand
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EddieB.Aug 18, 2006
I never doubted Sam Jackson, and neither should you. He called me personally to let me know that Snakes on a Plane would be one of the best mothereffin movies of the summer. He was right! Don't pay attention to all the hype and the I never doubted Sam Jackson, and neither should you. He called me personally to let me know that Snakes on a Plane would be one of the best mothereffin movies of the summer. He was right! Don't pay attention to all the hype and the snake-plane-movie-haters; just listen to Sam. Samuel L. Jackson. Not convinced? Well, you already know from chosen title that the movie is going to have fun with this ridiculous premise. After the movie, I had a hard time thinking of ways one can die to a snake that wasn't covered in the film. Sure, the special effects were a little fake-looking and cheesy at times, but who cares. There were memorable characters, funny one-liners and situations, and some genuine scares that make you jump. The story moved along at a nice pace. And damn it, it has Sam Jackson, anchoring the film with his strong screen presence and unique mix of suavity, seriousness, and anger. Good career move, Sam. If you have a good sense of humor (regarding both the film's content and SoaP crowd), then you will love Snakes on a Plane. Seriously. Trust me. Trust Sam. I can't wait for the DVD. Expand
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TrusiAug 18, 2006
OMG, this movie was priceless. I respect SLJ so much for stepping aside from his normal movies to do a chessy B-movie like this. The movie is awesome, you gotta go see it!
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MattA.Aug 18, 2006
Im giving it a Nine. That is being generous, only to the fact that the movie was EXACTLY what it set out to be. Exactly... You walk into the theatre expecting to see snakes on a plane, and that's what you get. Some nice violence, Im giving it a Nine. That is being generous, only to the fact that the movie was EXACTLY what it set out to be. Exactly... You walk into the theatre expecting to see snakes on a plane, and that's what you get. Some nice violence, nudity, and swearing... and that's what the movie wanted to be. For a Bad Movie, it was Phenominal... There were some parts that i didn't like and found to be hokey... but other than that... SNAKES ON A PLANE BITCHES!!! Expand
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DominicAug 18, 2006
This movie delivers exactly what is promises, "snakes on a plane". If you walk in to this movie loathing it and it's hype you'll probably loathe it. If you walk in curious or just laughing at the possibility (albeit far-fetched This movie delivers exactly what is promises, "snakes on a plane". If you walk in to this movie loathing it and it's hype you'll probably loathe it. If you walk in curious or just laughing at the possibility (albeit far-fetched concept) you'll enjoy it. This is entertainment. It's not the greatest movie ever, not by long shot! This is probably one of the best horrible movies I've ever seen. I highly recommend spending the money to see this one just because it demands audience participation in the form of cruel comments like, "Aw Shit, when this is all over, let's go get a Good Burger!" It's full of tasteful one-liners like, "My Praise to the Playstation! Hallelujah!" In short, there's Snakes on a Plane and it stars Sam Jackson performing in the role of a "bad-ass". There's the fat kid from Good Burger (Keenan Thompson), sex, mild drug use (weed) and a host of other things that anyone with a sense of humor and a broad knowledge of current U.S. pop-culture will enjoy. I was ENTERTAINED by this movie. Expand
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MikeW.Aug 18, 2006
Everything I hoped for and more.
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CheesusC.Aug 18, 2006
The greatest surreal comedy/thriller of the last 20 years. then title alone taps into the Jungian collective unconsciousness - of snakes, planes, and motherf...ing Samuel L Jackson. 10 stars.
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ShayAug 18, 2006
Enough is enough!!! I've had it with these muthaf'n snakes on this muthaf'n plane. That quote alone is PRICELESS!
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SeamusAug 19, 2006
The whole enterprise has the sweaty sheen that comes from trying too hard to be cool. Sadly, that's all too true.
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JohnAug 19, 2006
Suspense, hilarity, gore, nudity, & cheesiness. It plays its part perfectly for a exciting evening romp at the theatre. You cant ask for much more. The movies don't get much better than this.
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DanAug 19, 2006
Delivers on what its title promises. Probably only worth seeing during the opening weekend while all the people who are really into it are still going. It's extremely rare to have this much fun as a member of a movie audience. Without Delivers on what its title promises. Probably only worth seeing during the opening weekend while all the people who are really into it are still going. It's extremely rare to have this much fun as a member of a movie audience. Without that, I imagine it only being mildly amusing at best. Expand
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TimN.Aug 19, 2006
Anyone who took this movie seriously should be shot...this movie was full of cliches, it was stupendously cheesy and dumb, and guess what? It was exactly what I was hoping for, even a bit more! Absolutely hilarious, extremely fun...one of my Anyone who took this movie seriously should be shot...this movie was full of cliches, it was stupendously cheesy and dumb, and guess what? It was exactly what I was hoping for, even a bit more! Absolutely hilarious, extremely fun...one of my favourite movies ever. Long Live "Snakes on a Plane"! Expand
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SarahT.Aug 21, 2006
Good, stupid, over-the-top, popcorn munchin' fun. Sam Jackson's scenery chewing is particularly enjoyable.
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D.Aug 21, 2006
If you go into this movie expecting an exhilarating action thriller, you will be severely disapointed. However, if you go into it expecting a crappy movie, with a hilariously stupid screenplay, you will love it. I don't see how it could If you go into this movie expecting an exhilarating action thriller, you will be severely disapointed. However, if you go into it expecting a crappy movie, with a hilariously stupid screenplay, you will love it. I don't see how it could be taken seriously- a girl gets bit on the tit, and there's a snake countdown inside the crate (as if the snakes need to know how long they have to be released). henceforth, if you are too uptight to enjoy this movie, I feel sorry for you, because was one of the best theater experiences I have enjoyed in a while. Expand
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KatieAug 23, 2006
fantastic. from the parody of multiple stereotypes to the utter ridiculousness of the plot, its just fantastic.
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Int3rmissionAug 24, 2006
I was really looking forward to this film. I mean it's SNAKES ON A PLANE !! [***SPOILERS***] However I was pretty disapointed. The film is fairly enjoyable up untill the last 20 minutes where it gets unbleivalbly corny (a guy who plays I was really looking forward to this film. I mean it's SNAKES ON A PLANE !! [***SPOILERS***] However I was pretty disapointed. The film is fairly enjoyable up untill the last 20 minutes where it gets unbleivalbly corny (a guy who plays Playstation lands the plane, and people start swapping phone numbers after they land like nothing had happened....obviously these scenes were meant to be funny but they just plain sucked). It's hard to tell what this movie was trying to achieve and it feels like they were changing their position on the film on the basis of what all the fans wanted. The result is a mish mash of comedy, seriousness and crappy horror elements. By the way, anyone who thought this movie was scary are watching some pretty lame films. The CGI snakes look just that...CGI. And because there CGI, they aren't scary in the least bit. Do yourself a favour, if your going to see this film dont go in beliveing all of that internet hype bullshit. Make up your own mind. In my opinion this film could have been way better if they decided to go in one direction, comedy or horror. Instead it seems like they didnt no what the hell they were going for and the result is something neither purely enjoyable nor insanely terrible....just bland. Expand
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KingC.Aug 28, 2006
So bad that it dropped from number one at the box office to number six in less than five days. This movie is a total bomb sans the hype. It doesn't even qualify for a B movie. Avoid.
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AaronM.Aug 31, 2006
Not really what I expected...but it is still pretty entertaining. Not quite as good as I thought it would be.
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JasonAriasSep 21, 2006
This was a great movie, I loved it from beginning to end.
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csw12May 19, 2014
The movie failed to be suspenseful, scary, dramatic and if the point was to make the situation funny, it failed miserably at that as well. Snakes on a Plane is an insulting film on nearly every level that got worst as each minute passed by.
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Tall_But_ShortJul 25, 2012
Just stupid, with terrible acting except from Samuel L. Jackson who also didn't do a fairly great job either. The story was dumb and pointless but it was entertaining to watch. I've heard so much from this movie and expected a lot more. ThisJust stupid, with terrible acting except from Samuel L. Jackson who also didn't do a fairly great job either. The story was dumb and pointless but it was entertaining to watch. I've heard so much from this movie and expected a lot more. This was just....well, stupid. Expand
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rishab_babjiApr 22, 2013
Possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen, Snakes on a Plane lacks everything in terms of action, acting, humour and not even in the slightest bit, frightening. The movie is exactly what the title says, a bunch of snakes on a plane,Possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen, Snakes on a Plane lacks everything in terms of action, acting, humour and not even in the slightest bit, frightening. The movie is exactly what the title says, a bunch of snakes on a plane, this being said, if I were to rate this movie based on how well this movie satisfied what I thought it was going to be, I'd give it a perfect ten. The only good scene was when the guy and the girl, go into the toilets to have a little bit of fun, honestly the t*ts were the best part of the film but it was abruptly ended and ruined by a ferocious snake biting on her breasts. There's only so much of snakes on a plane that you can see before you decide to leave the theatre. The only reason I was kept in my seats was because of Samuel L. Jackson, he was the only part of the film that deserve positive acclaim. This movie will forever be remembered as the most pointless movie ever created. Expand
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MarkMusicApr 25, 2013
What can I say the title basically tells you what the movie is, is about, and what's going to happen. Basically someone puts a bunch of snakes on a plane for motives I will not revieal. Honestly I liked it. Originality about 50/50 puttingWhat can I say the title basically tells you what the movie is, is about, and what's going to happen. Basically someone puts a bunch of snakes on a plane for motives I will not revieal. Honestly I liked it. Originality about 50/50 putting them on a trapped plane with dozens of snakes original. Everything else eh not really. Acting was pretty believable. Story wise I guess if you want something simple then this is good. Hell I want to give it a 6 but for some reason I feel it deserves a 7. Now, this film is by no wear means the best of its kind. I mean I never jump at any horror film because well about 80% of them are completely predictable, but I did jump a few times when them snakes jumped out. This film is probably more dark comedy/black comedy (a.k.a. Horror Comedy) if frightended easily you will be scared but you will also find funny moments along with a couple of sad I saw watch it. Expand
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Meth-dudeAug 15, 2014
The snakes are visually horrible and the actors are not really good either,even Samuel L.Jackson is not good in his cop role.The story is stupid but,the movie is enjoyable and i don't why.
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EpicLadySpongeJan 25, 2016
Without Samuel L. Jackson, this movie would've been in the negatives due to how boring it is. At least he saved the movie by one line that's memorable to everyone.
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JeBjBoMay 18, 2022
Bis auf DIE Szene mit SLJ und ein paar lustige CGI-Schlangen-Kills ein recht belangloser und auch langweiliger Film (Siehe Deep Blue Sea). Wäre auch gern mit Taylor Kitsch im Mile High Club.
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JayDaviesJul 21, 2020
Yeah wow there really were snakes on that plane, I was just as shook as Sam Jackson was about that alarming amount of bad cgi snakes.

3/10 Jay x
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geewahJan 24, 2021
A movie that doesn't try to be anything more than an entertaining b-grade action thriller. A thin plot but big on over the top action sequences.
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HellHoleHorrorJul 22, 2023
I just watched a whole bunch of computer-generated snakes terrorise a flight. It was a wild flight. There isn't too much excitement as you are stuck on this small airplane for the majority of the movie. The snakes are not scary and the wholeI just watched a whole bunch of computer-generated snakes terrorise a flight. It was a wild flight. There isn't too much excitement as you are stuck on this small airplane for the majority of the movie. The snakes are not scary and the whole film, apart from some gross killing, is lacking any extreme violence. The action is strictly mediocre. Fun to watch but lacking any real substance at all and is often boring. This does not live up to the fun b-movie ride that it should have been. Expand
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AmadouIraklidisAug 11, 2023
Awful. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

But it was funny given how bad it was and watching the iconic line was somewhat worth it. It is a stereotypically awful movie with terrible lines and acting and stereotypes, but that coupled
Awful. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

But it was funny given how bad it was and watching the iconic line was somewhat worth it. It is a stereotypically awful movie with terrible lines and acting and stereotypes, but that coupled with how known the movie is made it funny at times.

Not really worth watching, but also not the worst thing to watch.

All in all, it was an enjoyable watch.
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