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ZarchonMar 3, 2013

Not the worst movie ever, see Freddy Got Fingered. However, not worth a single rating point. Absolutely horrible. If you pay to see this, even a penny, you will want your money back.

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CassioSanfeliceFeb 10, 2013

It's supposed to be a comedy, but it will make you angry. It shouldn't be compared to SNL, it shouldn't be compared to nothing. It makes you wonder how people can put such a piece of garbage into theaters.

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ThegodfathersonFeb 17, 2013

Don't even bother to watch Movie 43. It's the most stupidest comedy ever made in 2013's history. If you want to watch a boring, stupid net comedy movie you can watch sketches on youtube! But this film carries you in to waste you money onDon't even bother to watch Movie 43. It's the most stupidest comedy ever made in 2013's history. If you want to watch a boring, stupid net comedy movie you can watch sketches on youtube! But this film carries you in to waste you money on something you can watch free on youtube! The only "meh" sketch was at the end but this film is overall stupid. Avoid this movie while you still can. 0/10… Expand

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joey-clemenzaApr 11, 2013

A movie so banal in it's writing, you would've thought the script was written by a group of 16 year old kids who still laugh at piss, puke, fart, crap and sex jokes. A 90 minute endless barrage of "aristocrat jokes" that play off as lame asA movie so banal in it's writing, you would've thought the script was written by a group of 16 year old kids who still laugh at piss, puke, fart, crap and sex jokes. A 90 minute endless barrage of "aristocrat jokes" that play off as lame as the last. I wasn't offended, so much as I was insulted. Insulted to think that the Farelly brothers continue to "push the envelope" thinking their audience is said 16 year old kid who still laughs when people fart. There is a way to do low brow, and this isn't that way. "Edgy" is not created by doing something so off the wall and offensive, it's gotta be funny. Edgy is doing something different, so unique and "thought provoking", it's funny. If this movie was trying to be Patton Oswalt, it took a terrible left turn and ended up being a mix between Carrot Top and Dane Cook; telling a 90 minute long Aristocrat joke. *0 out of 5 stars*… Expand

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BrianMcCriticJun 4, 2013

Why would these stars do this filth? This film is trashy, unfunny, and if it wasn't for Texas Chainsaw this would be the worst film of 2013. None of the skits are funny and this film should never be seen.

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joeyriosSep 29, 2014

The only thing that's worth of this junk of a film is the cast. Nothing else. This movie is a deep abysmal source of the nothingness that there exists in film-making.

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MovieMan12Aug 31, 2013

So bad I thought I might have endless nightmares of this pitiful pointless movie. Am I allowed to call it a movie because it was more like a toilet bowl. These actors should be flushed.

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AReviewsJun 25, 2013

Movie 43 manages to be funny, but it fails, it doesn't know what it is about, it has no sense or any story, it is a waste of talents, it is silly, outrages and disgusting, nothing is good about it, it is over the top dirtiness and silliness,Movie 43 manages to be funny, but it fails, it doesn't know what it is about, it has no sense or any story, it is a waste of talents, it is silly, outrages and disgusting, nothing is good about it, it is over the top dirtiness and silliness, won't forget that one for a long time.… Expand

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MovieGoer14Jul 4, 2013

Movie 43 is more than stupid, it is moronic silly and dumb with no story but lots of wasted talents, it is disgusting and distasteful. Not one segment is remarkable or even enjoyable, they are all yuk, low and dirty with uninteresting storiesMovie 43 is more than stupid, it is moronic silly and dumb with no story but lots of wasted talents, it is disgusting and distasteful. Not one segment is remarkable or even enjoyable, they are all yuk, low and dirty with uninteresting stories that don't lead to anything nor are connected to each other.… Expand

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AdudewhoreviewsJul 3, 2013

Movie 43 may be the worst movie this year. It's a comedy that is not funny. Nobody in this movie stands out, it's just a bunch of sketches that don't even relate to one another. That is lazy, if you want to watch comedy sketches, go toMovie 43 may be the worst movie this year. It's a comedy that is not funny. Nobody in this movie stands out, it's just a bunch of sketches that don't even relate to one another. That is lazy, if you want to watch comedy sketches, go to YouTube. There was absolutely nothing good in this film. Don't watch it.… Expand

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MattCipolla926Jul 13, 2013

This is a horribly made, stupid, uneven and beyond a WTF-fest. Every joke is completely immature and inane, completely relying on "offensive" jokes. It's one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen but I giggled once (I'll get into that later)This is a horribly made, stupid, uneven and beyond a WTF-fest. Every joke is completely immature and inane, completely relying on "offensive" jokes. It's one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen but I giggled once (I'll get into that later) but I felt like my IQ dropped 100 points afterwards. It's not necessarily due to the raunchy humor, (though that was a factor) but mostly how the entire film was witless and relied on childish jokes involving feces, bodily fluids, language and mild bestiality and incest. Some sketches were just horrendous and some were just awful. (Which one is worse? Exactly.) These are all DISGUSTING, crude, and void of any wit at all. I can laugh at crude; 21 Jump Street, Ted, and This is the End made me cry with laughter, but these are the worst things I have ever had to endure.

The one with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt was unbearably awful and made me want to shoot myself in the face; it's just one "joke" about how gross they can make dialogue about coprophilia, all while seemingly trying to harm the audience's intelligence. The iBabe sketch was really bad given how terminally stupid it was, as was the Beezel sketch given its terminal velocity of terribleness. I was disappointed by the Homeschooled sketch because the idea is actually very funny: two parents harassing their home schooled child in order to give him a true high school experience. However, that went past when it was funny and just became uncomfortable given the jokes about child abuse and mother-son and father-son incest. It truly could have been hilarious, but it just made me want to leave due to how mean-spirited and void of wit it was.

Because this is a series of sketches, the characters aren't actual characters, just actors due to the non-existent plot and non-existent character development. The cast is good, so you're watching screen saying, "That's not a character, but it's just Emma Stone, who I really like." Right after that, you become overrun with an unspeakable amount of pity and depression in regards to how all of these amazing actors and actresses are in this: the worst movie of all time. (Keep in mind that I've seen Jack and Jill and Piranha 3DD.) Speaking of Emma Stone, her sketch was the only one that had me giggle. Her banter with Kieran Culkin and their love-hate relationship and jokes actually made me chortle once, and I'll admit that. (Their arguing, "chicken-egg" debate, the Golden Girls, etc.) The Batman and Robin sketch also had *some* potential elements of funniness, such as a joke about Superman's hair and comic book references, but it was wasted away. The timing is bad and the shots in the film feel like a first take, as if they didn't even try. All mentioned moments, also, add up to about 20 seconds total. That's 0.35% of the entire "film".

Ultimately, the most depressing part of it all is that the cast is actually in this crap. They don't seem to be trying and it's documented by one of the directors/producers that no one actually wanted to be in this; it's evident due to the horrid delivery of "funny" lines. The entire cast is wasted and nowhere in the 94 minutes of trash did they ever take advantage of their incredible, funny and talented actors. This is the stupidest film of all time but I somehow giggled once. Is it a good movie? No. Never. Not at all in the slightest. In fact, it's the worst movie of all time. It has EVERYTHING wrong with Hollywood and the world in one atrocity. A-listers to cynically attract audiences (victims, really), a pile of trash that has absolutely no work put into it, no art whatsoever, a "comedy" with no laughs, and it somehow managed to make 94 minutes feel like four hours.

After you cringe two or three times due to the humor (which is all driven by making people go "ew", nothing else), you really do get bored. It's so repetitive, and I can't believe that not a single sketch was good. This could have been really good, considering the talent involved, but once they decided to make it all obscene, they should have stopped. There's no way to win. You infuriate and insult 99.99% of the audience and once they become accustomed to the beyond lowbrow "humor" that it's going for, you become numbed to it and begin to cry inside. It's lose-lose-lose. It's expected for an anthology to not be 100% great, but the ratio of miss-to-hit here is simply astounding.

Sitting through it made me a stronger person, and one of the worst parts of it was that it was so incredibly boring. This is the biggest disgrace to cinema ever, something that I love near and dear, something that is truly my passion. I used to like a ton of these actors, but I won't be able to forget their involvement in this catastrophe. At least Elizabeth Banks' sketch is halfway through the credits so most people won't see it. Also, they cut out the sketch where Anton Yelchin played a necrophiliac that would rape female bodies at the morgue at which he worked.

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FiachSidheFeb 17, 2014

Unfunny garbage made by overrated overpaid hacks, for mouthbreating idiots with a sophomoric and pedestrian sense of humor. Nonstop dick/poop jokes for the masses. Offensive simply for the sake of offensive and appealing only to people whoUnfunny garbage made by overrated overpaid hacks, for mouthbreating idiots with a sophomoric and pedestrian sense of humor. Nonstop dick/poop jokes for the masses. Offensive simply for the sake of offensive and appealing only to people who constantly congratulate themselves on not being PC. Unfortunately none of it is actually funny.
A literal copy-paste of Kentucky Fried Movie, claiming to be original, and failing to be either.

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JoniPakAug 5, 2013

The worst movie ever I have ever seen. All stories were totally awkward. i watched the movie because of Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet but that part was terrible

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KratosITALYAug 29, 2013

Just pure This movie has none redeemable quality to it: the actors are really bad (and I love almost all of them in other movies) and the story is god-awful and non-existent. I know this movie was made to make a horrible movie, they admit itJust pure This movie has none redeemable quality to it: the actors are really bad (and I love almost all of them in other movies) and the story is god-awful and non-existent. I know this movie was made to make a horrible movie, they admit it in the movie itself. They just succeded too much.… Expand

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bfoore90Nov 8, 2019

An absurdly awful film that most of its cast would probably have rather passed on

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Leo9127Jan 16, 2014

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I really don't know what's more disturbing, the amount of good actors, and major stars, that agreed to star on this abomination of a movie, or what this movie considers funny, which is just gross, and I don't even want to describe it for your sake.… Expand

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new_moonMar 27, 2014

i don't know how to write 150 character for this movie . the movie is really a waste of natural resources and time . actually this movie is "One of the worst movies I've ever seen" or even created

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warrenworldMay 4, 2014

A couple of unfunny directors who have made a lot of awful comedy films come together to make one super-unfunny comedy film. That pretty much covers it.

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CiaranMcDaid12May 16, 2014

AWFUL FILM!!!!!! the performances in this movie were totally awful!!! WORST FILM OF 2013!!!! KEEP UR MONEY FOR A BETTER FILM THAN THIS ****

VERY DISAPPOINTING!!!!! :(

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KieranRodriguezApr 23, 2017

"Once you see it, you can't un-see it." a tag line for a movie has never rung more true. How or why this was commissioned with all of these A-listers is an honest mystery.
No. Just no. Never. Please, never.

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ryandiamandisAug 23, 2014

What the **** **** is this? Oh my God, this is certainly the worst movie I've ever seen. This movie looks like a joke, but that dull unsightly boring joke that drunk idiots tell on bars. This movie is so **** that I think I am traumatized.

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DenisManuOct 12, 2014

It's not a joke or something that's even remotely funny.All the skits,and I mean all of them are horrible.No humor whatsoever,just dumb sick jokes that idiots and people with Attention Deficit Disorder will enjoy.Easy to sum upIt's not a joke or something that's even remotely funny.All the skits,and I mean all of them are horrible.No humor whatsoever,just dumb sick jokes that idiots and people with Attention Deficit Disorder will enjoy.Easy to sum up nonetheless,Movie 43 is one of the worst movies ever made!… Expand

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idanidan123Mar 13, 2015

From begining to finish i was like: 0________________________0
It's really arguable to consider this movie or DBZ Evolution as the worst film ever. literally.

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VinceRocks123Jul 4, 2015

My most hated movie of all time, the film is a blundering mess and not one simple thing about this movie was funny, the script sounded like it was written by a brain damaged retarded six-year old obsessed with toilet humor!!

A hugeMy most hated movie of all time, the film is a blundering mess and not one simple thing about this movie was funny, the script sounded like it was written by a brain damaged retarded six-year old obsessed with toilet humor!!

A huge assemble of great or terrible actors its a movie experience were you might need a barf bag at your side when watching.

Total Thumbs Down I bet Roger Ebert would have named it his most hated movie too

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AndresLunaJul 6, 2017

For your own sense of dignity and safety, do not, do not, watch this film. It's full of sick, degrading, tasteless, vulgar, awful, shocking and insulting "who-can-call-them-jokes?". What a great pity that known actors fell so deeply for this.For your own sense of dignity and safety, do not, do not, watch this film. It's full of sick, degrading, tasteless, vulgar, awful, shocking and insulting "who-can-call-them-jokes?". What a great pity that known actors fell so deeply for this. As one person here rightly commented (I'll put it in my own words) the devil itself seems to be behind most of the scenes of this disgusting production, waiting to get your soul as well.… Expand

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SimpsonFansAug 11, 2016

If you think Hugh Jackman sporting a pair of testicles dangling from his chin is funny, I've got some great news for you. The marketing team must have had a hell of a time trying to sell "Movie 43" to the general public because it's a comedyIf you think Hugh Jackman sporting a pair of testicles dangling from his chin is funny, I've got some great news for you. The marketing team must have had a hell of a time trying to sell "Movie 43" to the general public because it's a comedy that really isn't about anything. It's a series of skits strung together by a barely cohesive narrative. Of course, there have been many skit films before "Movie 43," but this is the first film to be backed by a major studio and to have a litany of A-list actors, actresses, and filmmakers involved.

The film is centers on an unkempt "screenwriter" (played by Dennis Quaid), who is trying to pitch his movie to a Hollywood executive (played by Greg Kinnear). Much like the rest of the movie, their situation begins to spiral into absurdity, and in between we are treated to a series of mock ads and strange scenarios that increasingly build on their gags until they just eventually sort of end.

"Movie 43" fares best in its first half, as the film's opening half hour boasts a number of amusing shorts including a bit of silliness featuring Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber as parents who take the home-schooling concept to very dark places. However, the film begins to lose steam somewhere around the midway point, inundated with sketches that are completely pointless and desperately unfunny. The second half of the film is loaded with skits that are either disastrously overlong or problematic; quickly losing any appeal that might be left.

If the sketches have any unifying style, it's that they go for shock value over genuine laughs most of the time. "Movie 43" is best suited for in the home-entertainment market, where these short story dilemmas can be hashed out between bong rips and consuming large amounts of alcohol.… Expand

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mcindoe-jordanFeb 26, 2018

WTF i dont think they could have made a worse film if the tried. **** terrible

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musicalmarvellAug 10, 2020

Let me be clear: "Movie 43" is only appealing to those who have a dirty sense of humor. I have never come across something so disturbing to the point where I actually felt the need to burn it. I've actually never had to stop a film 10 minutesLet me be clear: "Movie 43" is only appealing to those who have a dirty sense of humor. I have never come across something so disturbing to the point where I actually felt the need to burn it. I've actually never had to stop a film 10 minutes in, and "Movie 43" helped me accomplish just that.

Though the star-studded cast makes it seem somewhat impressive at first, not even the acting of Academy Award winners Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry & Emma Stone could not save this film one bit. In fact, it's not even the actors to blame. The screenplay is a mess, the "jokes" are ludicrous, and the direction by the film's 12 directors is completely pointless. Who in the actual world thought this film would be taken seriously by Hollywood?

In conclusion, I'll say it once and I'll say it for the rest of my life: "Movie 43" is an unfunny, grotesque film that you should NEVER even lay your eyes on. You will absolutely regret it if you do. Anyone who says otherwise must be crazy.… Expand

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Sarian263Mar 15, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I went into this movie completely blind, I knew it had a all star cast with some Oscar Nominees/Winners in it and I knew it was a movie full of mini stories put together...After watching it, I can say this is (for me anyway) one of the WORST movies I have ever seen. I have had to sit through some bad movies in my time but this is just out there. I am not going to say anything more than what has already been said but I just don't see how someone like Hugh Jackman read the script for a movie where he was gonna have testicles on his chin and thought it would be a good idea...It is a movie I think anyone will watch to see if it is as bad as people make out. And regret it afterwards.… Expand

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