Meet the Spartans
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: January 25, 2008
2.9
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 486 Ratings
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GaborA.Jan 26, 2008
I'm not gonna lie. Never seen it, but if you have you're too stupid to function. You can't even read so continuing to write would be.
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ColinBJan 26, 2008
Considering this has been such a stellar season for American cinema, I detest the notion that some people choose to eat this dog waste when you can munch on glorious cinematic steak for the same price. But I must admit, Sean Maguire's Considering this has been such a stellar season for American cinema, I detest the notion that some people choose to eat this dog waste when you can munch on glorious cinematic steak for the same price. But I must admit, Sean Maguire's little impression of Leonidas is actually quite good...too bad the rest of the film is so pitifully uninspired that Mr. Maguire will receive no acolades for this performance. I only saw 20-minutes of this film before I left to go see "There Will Be Blood"...and those were 20-minutes, God forbid, I'd rather spend with "Norbit."… Expand
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JimR.Jan 26, 2008
Someone bought me tickets and I've seen better film on teeth!
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EnriqueJan 27, 2008
Nasty!!! I hate myself fo having accepted an invitation to watch this stinker!
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ChrisDeanJan 27, 2008
Worst movie I have ever seen. Do not watch this. All it has is gay jokes, people throwing up, and gay people throwing up. And the celebrity impersonators look nothing like their real life counter parts. Greatly inferior to Epic Movie and Worst movie I have ever seen. Do not watch this. All it has is gay jokes, people throwing up, and gay people throwing up. And the celebrity impersonators look nothing like their real life counter parts. Greatly inferior to Epic Movie and Scary Movies.… Expand
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SqueefusL.Jan 27, 2008
It opened #1 in the box office, further proving that a movie doesn't have to be good to get money...and that people are idiots.
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DamienRJan 28, 2008
This explains everything that's wrong with American that this movie made millions of dollars. I was actually PAID to see it, and I left.
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EmmittN.Jan 29, 2008
This is a disgrace!
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ChrisCJan 31, 2008
Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central thinks South Park works because it's raunchy and politically incorrect. They seem to have no idea that South Park was only a hit because it was raunchy, politically incorrect, AND clever. The 'clever' part is most important.… Expand
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RetartedMovieJan 30, 2008
I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film crew creates. How do they still have money to make these retarded movies? I would rather watch a documentary about pocket lint. Jim C, you gave this a 7? You must have lived under power lines when you were a child...or your real name is Ralph Wiggum.… Expand
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SeniorAwesomeJan 30, 2008
I wasn't expecting this movie to be very good, so i just watched it online. But honestly, its only funny for maybe 10 minutes. it isn't worth watching on the internet, and its definitely not worth paying for.
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nonoFeb 15, 2008
I am voting to counteract Jucy J's counteract vote. Let's defeat the purpose of voting, shall we?
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StefanB.Mar 12, 2008
Brilliant. This movie marks a new step in cinematic evolution. The heritage of Goddard and Truffault has been safeguarded. An art-house movie that with minute detail gives a postmodern interpretation of a historical dialogue.
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RoflC.Jan 28, 2010
An Immature, Unfunny ultimately epic fail of a movie. If you think its funny, congratulations you have the sense of humor of a 6th grader.
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RyanAOct 19, 2008
I had more fun leaving the theater halfway during the film than watching it. The highlight of my day going to the movie theaters was removing a piece of gum from my shoe.
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EricHJan 25, 2008
Hey, Kenny M. If you're going to call other people "incompetent high school drop outs," maybe you should double check your own comment for proper grammar first. It's not "There the same thing," it's "They're [as in Hey, Kenny M. If you're going to call other people "incompetent high school drop outs," maybe you should double check your own comment for proper grammar first. It's not "There the same thing," it's "They're [as in they+are] the same thing." Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. [Nobody judges idiots harsher than other idiots.] Anyway, this movie is not perfect, and it doesn't aim to be. At least these "rehash comedies" are honest in what they're doing. They're not claiming to have an original plot, in fact they're an engaging form of satire because they reuse, for the purpose of comedy, cliches, tropes, and stock rhetorical methods other "serious" or … Expand
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RammyLApr 13, 2008
This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have those scenarios involved in it, I think this video was the worst media-subjected parady I've ever heard or seen.… Expand
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AshantiJ.Aug 12, 2009
Love this movie.... Super funny!!!! From begginning to end. Peoples that get all technical with movies--go kick rocks..!! This movie is great. It's funny. And it's a good laugh. Now don't get me wrong it can be called stupid Love this movie.... Super funny!!!! From begginning to end. Peoples that get all technical with movies--go kick rocks..!! This movie is great. It's funny. And it's a good laugh. Now don't get me wrong it can be called stupid or retarded... But in a positive way..not negative..... It's funny. Just plain retardedly funny.… Expand
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drlowdonApr 7, 2018
PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with asPLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with as many nonsensical pop-culture references as possible. It wasn't funny in the first place and it doesn't get any better the more of these movies get made.… Expand
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AAMLIFMay 19, 2013
Meet the Spartans is probably the worst movie I've seen but its kind of a guilty pleasure for me. If I want to laugh I just plop this in and have a good long laugh. Bad but funny movie
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Jamison12Jul 23, 2013
Horrible acting, just another stupid movie. But the funny parts really made me laugh. Don't come in expecting Scary Movie, but don't expect Disaster movie. Expect one right in between.
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JaredH.Jul 9, 2008
my sister actually liked this movie and it made me want to slap her in the face. this movie is the worst movie ever conceived by man. Whoever keeps on making these movies should get a job at mad tv. i liked scary movie 1 and that's only my sister actually liked this movie and it made me want to slap her in the face. this movie is the worst movie ever conceived by man. Whoever keeps on making these movies should get a job at mad tv. i liked scary movie 1 and that's only because it was something new at the time. i can't say this movie's plot sucked because i liked 300 but I'm only 15 and i thought this movie was immature. the jokes were all dumb and their was nothing good about this movie. i gave it a 1 because it made me happy when it was finally over.… Expand
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DamaniB.Jan 25, 2008
Whatever, I'm just gonna give it a 5. I bet half the people who posted all of these retarded comments haven't even seen the movie....some of you people just need to lighten up though. There's SOME parts that are funny, and Whatever, I'm just gonna give it a 5. I bet half the people who posted all of these retarded comments haven't even seen the movie....some of you people just need to lighten up though. There's SOME parts that are funny, and thats mostly the bad acting. But yeah, you cant really give it a rating if you haven't seen the movie.… Expand
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K-manj.Jan 26, 2008
Amazing movie you'll be laughing the whole time. It's a need to watch movie!!!!!!!!!!!
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SM.Feb 15, 2008
Wow. congratulations to that ONE GUY out there that gave this movie a ten. great job retard. lol and Janie says it sucks. And she's never wrong.
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TPFeb 22, 2008
This is the kind of movie that your afraid to laugh at, not only because it is unfunny, but because you realize how stupid you'll look to those around you.
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MikeTFeb 4, 2008
The trailer was funnier than the movie... mostly because half the jokes in the trailer didn't make it to the movie. The scene with the Pit of Death deserves an 8, but it was the only time I really laughed. The movie fails on a number of The trailer was funnier than the movie... mostly because half the jokes in the trailer didn't make it to the movie. The scene with the Pit of Death deserves an 8, but it was the only time I really laughed. The movie fails on a number of levels, but unlike many of the critics quoted above, I have no desire to disembowel the producers.… Expand
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TodderP.Feb 7, 2008
Seriously, utterly, spectacularly crap.
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JasonL.Mar 3, 2008
the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture references were already outdated by the time it came out. The musical numbers made me die a little on the inside. Your money is better spent buying tacks...and eating them, at least then it will be funny to someone.… Expand
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VahndD.Mar 5, 2008
The most stupid movie I've ever seen It's rubbish waste my money to see this movie
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ChickenNChibletsApr 17, 2008
the movie did what it was suppose to and so what if it the things they made fun of old stuff, what of it and the spartans did have a free society in reality if you know a little bit of history.The jokes are better if you have seen the movies the movie did what it was suppose to and so what if it the things they made fun of old stuff, what of it and the spartans did have a free society in reality if you know a little bit of history.The jokes are better if you have seen the movies they make fun of. or just to have a sense of humor better then laughing at a punchline made by a priest's joke. we each have our different views on what humor is so you didn't the humor they displayed then or you were just too stupid to get the jokes whichever one they did what a spoof is suppose to do and they did it well… Expand
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AubreyJJun 22, 2008
Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about your life.… Expand
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NickR.Jun 23, 2008
This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who votes above a 1 is.… Expand
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RudyS.Jul 20, 2008
Bad. Just unfunny and bad.
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AshleyR.Jan 6, 2009
Some very funny parts, some sketches do drag though.
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RichardAMay 8, 2009
I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying brain drooled from my ear. I'd say this is typical American humour, all gay jokes and pop culture references, even American humour has a one up on this garbage. I'm surprised these people can't take a hint.… Expand
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AnthonyCJan 23, 2008
Its not a hit-and-miss, its a hit-and-laugh. Not just that its actually very entertaining, not gloomily dull like Epic Movie, any of the Scary Movies, and date Movie. This is Jaon Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer at the top of their game!!!!!!
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KennyM.Jan 24, 2008
Wow Jim C., you are an idiot. Did you use your brain, and your mind too, to deduce that this movie has a "good screenplay, and good script too."? There the same thing you incompetent high school drop-out!!! Go to alternative school and get Wow Jim C., you are an idiot. Did you use your brain, and your mind too, to deduce that this movie has a "good screenplay, and good script too."? There the same thing you incompetent high school drop-out!!! Go to alternative school and get your GED so you can, at least, make sense when you are praising films that shouldn't even be graced with the title of "film".… Expand
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AlecL.Jan 24, 2008
Anyone else think there's a 9?10 chance that Jim C is a member of this movie's crew? I'd bet my first born.
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ultrasultrasJan 24, 2008
I did not see this movie, but it was obviouse many of the ones who give it a poor rating did not even see the movie...so, thought I may as well play the same game.
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ColonBlowJan 25, 2008
I hate anyone that claims to like this film. If my friends liked this, I would stop speaking to them. I would agree that the Holocaust never happened long before I would pay to see this film.
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BrittanyK.Jan 25, 2008
meet the Spartans had some scenes that made you laugh a little too loud. The acting was bad, but in spoof movies it always is. It was a full throttle blast that is not to over the top.
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SiMJan 25, 2008
Kenny M. it's they're not there, when you are attempting to make someone look stupid you may want to make sure you don't make yourself look worse.
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helloyouJan 25, 2008
Big Fat Goose Egg Anyone who sees this movie is what is wrong with the world. You should truly be ashamed of yourself.
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JohnB.Jan 25, 2008
Slightly better than epic movie, but still fail.
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JeffJ.Jan 25, 2008
As bad as you'd expect but even worse... films like this being given distribution sometimes make me want to quit the business altogether.
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VirginiaHJan 25, 2008
Wow! Some of guys should lighten up. Laughter is good for the soul. If you expect to see a drama, then don't go see a movie that's obviously meant to be silly. I liked the way the movie made fun of 300 (even though I love the Wow! Some of guys should lighten up. Laughter is good for the soul. If you expect to see a drama, then don't go see a movie that's obviously meant to be silly. I liked the way the movie made fun of 300 (even though I love the movie) and various stars. Oh and Kenny M., you have a lot of nerve telling someone else to get their GED. Why don't you learn the difference between "there" and "they're"? I guess your high school education was a huge waste of taxpayer dollars!… Expand
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MarcusA.Jan 25, 2008
Thank you Phil and Kenny. You are two incredibly smart people. This is one of the worst movies of all time, and if you are over the age of 8 and laugh once, just die. And Kenny is right, if you don't know that screenplay and scripts are Thank you Phil and Kenny. You are two incredibly smart people. This is one of the worst movies of all time, and if you are over the age of 8 and laugh once, just die. And Kenny is right, if you don't know that screenplay and scripts are the same thing, you probably know nothing of movies, and even less in common sense.… Expand
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JadeKJan 25, 2008
I can't call this a movie; it's simply filth that's blotted together by two morons who are out to get money from the good people of this country. Not a thing to laugh about. Virginia H, I am extremely sad for you as I can I can't call this a movie; it's simply filth that's blotted together by two morons who are out to get money from the good people of this country. Not a thing to laugh about. Virginia H, I am extremely sad for you as I can imagine what a pathetic and mindless creature you must be to like such things.. just pathetic.… Expand
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JayFJan 26, 2008
This movie isn't even worth pirating. Seriously, Uwe Boll could have made a better movie.
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LucyJJan 26, 2008
I am voting a '10' just to counteract the people who are giving it a '0' just because. I'm on my way to actually view it in the theater and then I'll give my "fair" vote.
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SuleimanMJan 27, 2008
This movie, for all intents and purposes is probably the biggest joke within the last five years.
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BobbyHillJan 27, 2008
When the only highly entertaining part of the film is Kevin Sorbo claiming that he's about to "go Hercules on your ass," there's something wrong. Good thing I didn't have to pay to see it.
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andredJan 27, 2008
Horrible movie. Even if you are high in the clouds off of some nice BC weed, you still won't find it funny.
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IhatethismovieJan 27, 2008
This film is the worst film ever made.
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StephanTJan 27, 2008
It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful filmmaking on the planet. That, I didn't want. If you must pay for this movie, go to the theater and pay for someone else's ticket. If I could, I would give this less that zero.… Expand
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JohnGJan 29, 2008
The spoof genre is dead. This crap doesn't hold a candle to Airplane, Top Secret, etc.
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JohnDJan 29, 2008
What a waste of perfectly good film reels. If Hollywood wants to be relevant again, stop making this crap.
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JamesF.Jan 29, 2008
Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Believe me, I implore you, I'm begging you to think twice. You'll thank me. Don't rent it, don't steal it, don't don't don't!… Expand
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SteveN.Feb 11, 2008
I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a meaningless 70-minute descent. I watched in morbid fascination as if seeing a random train wreck happening to music.… Expand
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VeraA.Feb 13, 2008
HILARIOUS you people have no sense of humor. yes it had no plot but i had a great time and was entertained- so who cares?
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MichaelYFeb 16, 2008
I don't think the current rating (2.7) is accurate. I mean, its no movie of the year, but it does have some good jokes.The prob is that they keep using the same joke for so long that it kinda gets lame (like the breakdance part, some of I don't think the current rating (2.7) is accurate. I mean, its no movie of the year, but it does have some good jokes.The prob is that they keep using the same joke for so long that it kinda gets lame (like the breakdance part, some of scenes were just stupid and was not funny)… Expand
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JagFeb 21, 2008
Wow. What was that I think my intelligence level literally lowered after watching this. I didn't even want to watch this but I let the idiot side of me take over me and I watched it. Man was that movie stupid. for starters how could Wow. What was that I think my intelligence level literally lowered after watching this. I didn't even want to watch this but I let the idiot side of me take over me and I watched it. Man was that movie stupid. for starters how could anyone even have the guts to make fun of a movie like 300. That movie rocked and anyone who made fun of it I want to harm. Much. The only thing that kept me from giving this movie a 0 was the part were king leonites was snapping Persians with a wet rag. This movie was only funny maybe ten minutes out of the eighty. This movie was terrible and valgar. If someone wants a good comedy they should watch Mr. Bean's holiday. If any one says that you have no sense of humor after watching this movie tell them to go re-think their life. This movie was awful for that I overly generously give it a one out of ten.… Expand
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RobbieYFeb 26, 2008
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get it. Anyone that has given this movie a score above 0 seriously needs to have a word with themselves. Just re-assess your lives. Somehow try to make things right and come to peace with yourselves and try to explain how you became so devoid of any intelligence that you thought this movie was worthy of a score above 0. There is no justice on this earth when good honest hard working people continue to struggle, and the likes of Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer are actually well off. Please God, with your infinite wisdom, prevent them from ever releasing another movie that continues to dumb down our population, as it appears that we as the human race have failed.… Expand
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ElmerR.Mar 13, 2008
is one of the funniest movies i ever seen. The problem here is that ther are many 300 lovers and they think that the movie 300 is the best, but it sucks to me. So this parody is so comic. Is just a comedy movie and if it makes you laugh it is one of the funniest movies i ever seen. The problem here is that ther are many 300 lovers and they think that the movie 300 is the best, but it sucks to me. So this parody is so comic. Is just a comedy movie and if it makes you laugh it reaches its goal. In conclusion is a good movie.… Expand
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AnthonyF.Mar 13, 2008
Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has too many parodies that are crammed in every thirty seconds that the movie becomes a total disaster after the first minute and a half. With "Meet the Spartans" I did something I never thought I would ever have to do. I walked out of the theatre and went to see another film. It hurts to admit that, but it needed to be done. With a movie so inane and disgusting like this, I'm surprised others didn't follow me out the door.… Expand
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TomJMar 15, 2008
Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is signposted either by the narrator or the characters saying the name of the film they're referencing. I hate this, and if you like it, I hate you too.… Expand
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BuzzMar 22, 2008
Elmer, I am 100% certain that the people slamming this movie the most are not fans of 300. In case you are unaware: 300 wasn't that great a movie, and didn't get very good reviews.
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TomB.Mar 28, 2008
OMG! Why does this movie have such bad reviews?? I went to see this earlier today and I thought it was brilliant. Ok, I admit that it had a few lame jokes, but all in all it was an absoloutely hilarious film! It is very cleverly written, OMG! Why does this movie have such bad reviews?? I went to see this earlier today and I thought it was brilliant. Ok, I admit that it had a few lame jokes, but all in all it was an absoloutely hilarious film! It is very cleverly written, it's actors are awesome, and it features everyone from a gangsta happy feet to paris hilton with a hunchback! what more do you want!!!!????… Expand
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JamesK.Mar 29, 2008
I love this movie!! How do people give it 0 stars? Its hilarious. I have seen all the spoof movies, from Naked Gun to Date Movie, Scary Movie+ I've seen them all. This is not the best spoof movie I have seen, its way better than Date I love this movie!! How do people give it 0 stars? Its hilarious. I have seen all the spoof movies, from Naked Gun to Date Movie, Scary Movie+ I've seen them all. This is not the best spoof movie I have seen, its way better than Date Movie though! Best bits: Beating up the kid lol Actually i cba naming the best bits - i'd name the whole movie! ONE BAD BIT - the "stomp the yard" scene drags on a bit too long. Otherwise great - I guess if you watch it more than once or twice it will get reallly boring, but the first time it is amazing! One 2 check out! =)… Expand
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SebastianW.Mar 31, 2008
OMG this is actually the best movie I've ever seen!!
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LeonaidasSpartanApr 18, 2008
The best movie ever, right through the IMAX!!!
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JohnEJun 15, 2008
This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at all. The break dancing scene was just boring I thought that would never end. The movie is pointless they just sick any old garbage in there along with old childish jokes such as fat jokes, mother jokes and gay jokes (there is far to many of them). Only an idiot will find this movie funny. If you are going to watch it you are wasting about 65 - 60 minutes of your life I had to sit through this in the cinema and it was like hell.… Expand
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BenSJun 15, 2008
I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im fairly certain that merely the existence of pop culture references don't count as jokes without anything of substance behind them. a character eating subway and throwing it aside because it doesn't have mayo doesn't tend to make me laugh too hard.… Expand
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AlfredM.Jun 25, 2008
What a stupid movie, none of this was funny i mean using stupid videos from Youtube on a movie, I don't even think this should be a movie this is a witless dumb HORRIBLE movie what a disgrace to ALL movies.
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RazvanT.Jul 17, 2008
You should buy a ticket for this movie only if you are desperately needing to use the cinema's bathroom.
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PaulL.Jul 21, 2008
This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot and uninspiring characters.… Expand
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IronCrueAug 22, 2008
This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... These people are stupid as hell.… Expand
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ArkonBladeOct 27, 2010
i knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad ii knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad i think i turned it off 2/3 of the way through it which i dont know how i even made it that far into it .maybe if i had a IQ of a shovel i might have found this funny.… Expand
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gagaforeverSep 20, 2010
HORRENDOUS!!!!! I think that after the other spoofs bombed that people would not try to make more...Like who does this..And the part with the penguin blowing white diarrhea into the guys mouth was just unexceptable and disgusting
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Stephchan1901Oct 1, 2010
Ummm, lets see what don't i like about Meet the Spartans? It has horendeous acting, lame script, and Oh yeah not to mention the fact that its making fun of quality movies.... I guess Hollywood is running out of ideas.
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JmsbppJul 15, 2013
Twentieth century fox es un completo desastre cuando intenta hacer una pelicula que comienza diciendo una loca pelicula de... totalmente ridicula un mal humor estupido un total desastre.
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lukechristianscDec 24, 2015
Friedberg and Seltzer take on the warrior action genre and basically gives us a dumb spoof with a few laughs but that's just it. This film looks like it was made by rock hard teen fans of the "300" film they once again tackle a popularFriedberg and Seltzer take on the warrior action genre and basically gives us a dumb spoof with a few laughs but that's just it. This film looks like it was made by rock hard teen fans of the "300" film they once again tackle a popular franchise and make fun of it because they are jealous because they can't make good films. Xerxes (Ken Davaitan) the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta King Leonidas (Sean Maguire as Gerard Butler) rise up and defend for their homeland. There a few jokes about Britney Spears shaving her head, Paris Hilton's arrest, but it could be more funnier if Friedberg and Seltzer were trying. Maguire does a good mediocre impression of Gerard Butler, Carmen Electra the model who also was Date Movie, is making a career of Friedberg and Seltzer's spoofs. This is one of the worst films ever, but I didn't hate it as much as Date Movie or Disaster movie or Epic Movie, yes it's stupid but lets make tear these films apart. 2/4 stars… Expand
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Meth-dudeAug 23, 2015
I can understand why this movie has such bad reviews but it's not that bad.There was some original and good creative ideas and the acting was not bad at all but that was far from being a good movie.
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ydnar4Nov 22, 2014
I have always enjoyed parody films and I think that this is just as good as any. I found myself laughing a lot more than I expected with this movie. I liked the cast and the many references to many popular movies at the time. I understandI have always enjoyed parody films and I think that this is just as good as any. I found myself laughing a lot more than I expected with this movie. I liked the cast and the many references to many popular movies at the time. I understand that these films are a bit too much for some people but it was just right for me.… Expand
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EpicLadySpongeFeb 22, 2016
This movie gives everyone brain damage from this amount of stupidity this movie gives out and sadly you'll have to pass this one or suffer the consequences.
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BigJ69Dec 18, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie was a **** disaster. Me and my friend paid like primetime money for the tickets. It ended up being so bad it was good. Idk my friend would really review this as, but to me it was worth the money and more. I made a comment after the movie that it looked like this entire movie was made in windows movie maker.

I would watch it again and laugh ridiculously hard. Some of the 'genuine' humor was really bad and flat. Not as good as 300 in production quality but whatever. It's from the guys that saw 300.… Expand
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BroyaxMar 31, 2019
A la manière d'un Scary Movie, Spartatouille ne fait pas dans la dentelle (uniquement le slip en cuir à dire vrai) et se dédie entièrement -sauf quelques incartades télévisuelles ou autres sous-célébrités- à ce film à succès particulièrementA la manière d'un Scary Movie, Spartatouille ne fait pas dans la dentelle (uniquement le slip en cuir à dire vrai) et se dédie entièrement -sauf quelques incartades télévisuelles ou autres sous-célébrités- à ce film à succès particulièrement baroque, 300, propice à tous les excès et partant, à la caricature la plus féroce...

C'est donc particulièrement débile, gras, vulgaire et au ras de la moquette... et une suite quasi-ininterrompue de conneries comme on peut s'en douter... Pourtant et contre toute attente, c'est globalement sensiblement meilleur qu'un Scary Movie -ou moins lamentable- et j'ai personnellement pas mal ri à pas mal de ces infâmes conneries que les Spartacouilles nous balancent n'importe où et n'importe comment.

On rit surtout au début et au milieu (non, ce n'est pas sale -quoique....) mais beaucoup moins vers la fin où la fatigue de la débilité se fait nettement ressentir. En tout cas, la grognasse Carmen s'est jointe à la fête et remplit certainement son office de chaudasse : on la sent (enfin) dans son élément et on voit bien (c'est écrit sur sa figure) que c'est une fille vulgaire.

Absurde et faisant feu de tout bois, cette pantalonnade sans pantalon qui ose tout est tout de même une sacrée surprise en soi :n'oublions pas que c'est de l'humour américain après tout.... Je l'ai vu quand il est sorti et viens de le revoir : l'impact est resté le même, la trivialité scatologique également ! A voir avec modération.… Expand
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SuperemeMar 5, 2017
Haha! funny!!!!!!!!!!! Meet the Spartans is so Funny but I am actually surprised it has its critic being 9 out of 100 because Metacritic was not laughing
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TheSikvelOct 15, 2021
A bit boring trash movie. When the degree of obsurdity falls from the maximum, the film becomes extremely bad, but when complete nonsense occurs on the screen, it's fun, especially in the company of friends
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GiugiMay 13, 2023
This movie sucks, but all in all that's what he wanted to achieve so he does a great job. But the film doesn't even entertain and it doesn't make you laugh so it's worse than the worst.
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TheFilmGuru69Dec 1, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Meet the spartens is a intreguing film. The character development is all over the place in a way thats hard to understand. It took me 3 rewatches to put the pieces together for this one. Once i finally understood the concepts behind the movie i can give it a solid 10.

The bond between Leonidas and his son bob is the embodyment of mythological folklore from the time. When they faught eachothrr they faught for fun. At the end Leonidas sings and dances due to his victory.… Expand
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Michael2006Feb 3, 2023
amazing movie if you hate it... Screw you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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