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GiugiMay 13, 2023

This movie sucks, but all in all that's what he wanted to achieve so he does a great job. But the film doesn't even entertain and it doesn't make you laugh so it's worse than the worst.

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Michael2006Feb 3, 2023

amazing movie if you hate it... Screw you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheFilmGuru69Dec 1, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Meet the spartens is a intreguing film. The character development is all over the place in a way thats hard to understand. It took me 3 rewatches to put the pieces together for this one. Once i finally understood the concepts behind the movie i can give it a solid 10.

The bond between Leonidas and his son bob is the embodyment of mythological folklore from the time. When they faught eachothrr they faught for fun. At the end Leonidas sings and dances due to his victory.… Expand

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TheSikvelOct 15, 2021

A bit boring trash movie. When the degree of obsurdity falls from the maximum, the film becomes extremely bad, but when complete nonsense occurs on the screen, it's fun, especially in the company of friends

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robertoiglesiasApr 11, 2020

Hey, um can someone help me? I don't know which is worse: this pile of s*it or Disaster Movie.

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JPKJan 26, 2020

Please, Stop
Meet The Spartans is painful to watch, Unfunny, Stupid beyond belief, And outright pathetic.

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BroyaxMar 31, 2019

A la manière d'un Scary Movie, Spartatouille ne fait pas dans la dentelle (uniquement le slip en cuir à dire vrai) et se dédie entièrement -sauf quelques incartades télévisuelles ou autres sous-célébrités- à ce film à succès particulièrementA la manière d'un Scary Movie, Spartatouille ne fait pas dans la dentelle (uniquement le slip en cuir à dire vrai) et se dédie entièrement -sauf quelques incartades télévisuelles ou autres sous-célébrités- à ce film à succès particulièrement baroque, 300, propice à tous les excès et partant, à la caricature la plus féroce...

C'est donc particulièrement débile, gras, vulgaire et au ras de la moquette... et une suite quasi-ininterrompue de conneries comme on peut s'en douter... Pourtant et contre toute attente, c'est globalement sensiblement meilleur qu'un Scary Movie -ou moins lamentable- et j'ai personnellement pas mal ri à pas mal de ces infâmes conneries que les Spartacouilles nous balancent n'importe où et n'importe comment.

On rit surtout au début et au milieu (non, ce n'est pas sale -quoique....) mais beaucoup moins vers la fin où la fatigue de la débilité se fait nettement ressentir. En tout cas, la grognasse Carmen s'est jointe à la fête et remplit certainement son office de chaudasse : on la sent (enfin) dans son élément et on voit bien (c'est écrit sur sa figure) que c'est une fille vulgaire.

Absurde et faisant feu de tout bois, cette pantalonnade sans pantalon qui ose tout est tout de même une sacrée surprise en soi :n'oublions pas que c'est de l'humour américain après tout.... Je l'ai vu quand il est sorti et viens de le revoir : l'impact est resté le même, la trivialité scatologique également ! A voir avec modération.… Expand

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drlowdonApr 7, 2018

PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with asPLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with as many nonsensical pop-culture references as possible. It wasn't funny in the first place and it doesn't get any better the more of these movies get made.… Expand

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mrdr4gonDec 15, 2017

Watch the trailer. No the full thing isn't better. It's just as bad, but for like 80+ minutes. Please don't watch this film. Please don't waste the gift of life in that way.

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SuperemeMar 5, 2017

Haha! funny!!!!!!!!!!! Meet the Spartans is so Funny but I am actually surprised it has its critic being 9 out of 100 because Metacritic was not laughing

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BigJ69Dec 18, 2016

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie was a **** disaster. Me and my friend paid like primetime money for the tickets. It ended up being so bad it was good. Idk my friend would really review this as, but to me it was worth the money and more. I made a comment after the movie that it looked like this entire movie was made in windows movie maker.

I would watch it again and laugh ridiculously hard. Some of the 'genuine' humor was really bad and flat. Not as good as 300 in production quality but whatever. It's from the guys that saw 300.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeFeb 22, 2016

This movie gives everyone brain damage from this amount of stupidity this movie gives out and sadly you'll have to pass this one or suffer the consequences.

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lukechristianscDec 24, 2015

Friedberg and Seltzer take on the warrior action genre and basically gives us a dumb spoof with a few laughs but that's just it. This film looks like it was made by rock hard teen fans of the "300" film they once again tackle a popularFriedberg and Seltzer take on the warrior action genre and basically gives us a dumb spoof with a few laughs but that's just it. This film looks like it was made by rock hard teen fans of the "300" film they once again tackle a popular franchise and make fun of it because they are jealous because they can't make good films. Xerxes (Ken Davaitan) the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta King Leonidas (Sean Maguire as Gerard Butler) rise up and defend for their homeland. There a few jokes about Britney Spears shaving her head, Paris Hilton's arrest, but it could be more funnier if Friedberg and Seltzer were trying. Maguire does a good mediocre impression of Gerard Butler, Carmen Electra the model who also was Date Movie, is making a career of Friedberg and Seltzer's spoofs. This is one of the worst films ever, but I didn't hate it as much as Date Movie or Disaster movie or Epic Movie, yes it's stupid but lets make tear these films apart. 2/4 stars… Expand

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Meth-dudeAug 23, 2015

I can understand why this movie has such bad reviews but it's not that bad.There was some original and good creative ideas and the acting was not bad at all but that was far from being a good movie.

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ydnar4Nov 22, 2014

I have always enjoyed parody films and I think that this is just as good as any. I found myself laughing a lot more than I expected with this movie. I liked the cast and the many references to many popular movies at the time. I understandI have always enjoyed parody films and I think that this is just as good as any. I found myself laughing a lot more than I expected with this movie. I liked the cast and the many references to many popular movies at the time. I understand that these films are a bit too much for some people but it was just right for me.… Expand

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FozzyMar 8, 2014

This movie is chock full of terrible humour, if it can be called that. We know this. We knew this before the movie came out, we knew this during its theatrical run and, six years after its release, we still know this. As a comedy, this filmThis movie is chock full of terrible humour, if it can be called that. We know this. We knew this before the movie came out, we knew this during its theatrical run and, six years after its release, we still know this. As a comedy, this film fails on all counts, because it's brutally unfunny. This film represents the very worst of American comedy. This is comedy that's gone through liposuction, and is suffering the immediate after-effect. It's painfully boring, painfully unfunny and painfully painful.

And what makes this even worse is the fact that Seltzer and Friedberg could actually be... talented. Bear with me for a moment, let me explain. Look at this film. While the humour and the parody (i.e. the reason we're watching the movie) fail, this film is competently made. The camerawork's quite good, as is the lighting, and I think, if it wasn't a comedy movie, the writing could be acceptable. If Seltzer and Friedberg were to sit down and try to write a decent story with decent dialogue that relied in no way on humour or wit, it would be decent.

It wouldn't be astounding, but it'd be decent. If they pushed the actors far enough, they could deliver good performances, I'm sure of that. I seriously doubt that all of the guys in this film are actually bad actors. Greg Sestero isn't a bad actor, as much as The Room will make you think otherwise. And I think a lot of the cast of this film could give decent performances. Not great, mind you, but decent. I think, if this movie were different, not a parody film but an actual movie, it would be decent. Certainly not great, probably not good, and maybe not even average, but it wouldn't be as absolutely god awful as this was. This film is a failure on almost all counts, and shouldn't exist.… Expand

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FilmVirtueFeb 15, 2014

This film is nothing but another terrible parody of movies by the same guys who directed Date Movie. Like always they contain nothing but stupid humor, dull gags and plot less situations. In other words I thought the film was "utterly dreadful".

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Rox22Sep 29, 2013

This has to be the worst "movie" I ever saw. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. The jokes are stupid, the "acting" an insult to the profession.

Overall: I would rather spend 83 minutes being beaten with razor wires, than watchThis has to be the worst "movie" I ever saw. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. The jokes are stupid, the "acting" an insult to the profession.

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I would rather spend 83 minutes being beaten with razor wires, than watch this abomination again. Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, you should be ashamed (an ideally publicly castrated.)… Expand

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Jamison12Jul 23, 2013

Horrible acting, just another stupid movie. But the funny parts really made me laugh. Don't come in expecting Scary Movie, but don't expect Disaster movie. Expect one right in between.

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JmsbppJul 15, 2013

Twentieth century fox es un completo desastre cuando intenta hacer una pelicula que comienza diciendo una loca pelicula de... totalmente ridicula un mal humor estupido un total desastre.

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AAMLIFMay 19, 2013

Meet the Spartans is probably the worst movie I've seen but its kind of a guilty pleasure for me. If I want to laugh I just plop this in and have a good long laugh. Bad but funny movie

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ScreenagerApr 5, 2013

I HATED this movie. In fact it's not even a movie. It is a poorly compiled collection of sketches rife with pop-culture references and toilet humour. The "jokes" are all old and get annoying very fast. The only "funny" thing about the movieI HATED this movie. In fact it's not even a movie. It is a poorly compiled collection of sketches rife with pop-culture references and toilet humour. The "jokes" are all old and get annoying very fast. The only "funny" thing about the movie is that there are people stupid enough to pay to see it. NB If you like this movie you should go see a psychiatrist.… Expand

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SeriosityMar 22, 2013

The worst of the Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movies. Plenty of comedies are simply not funny, but this is something much worse: an abomination with complete disregard for film as an art form.

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survivorfan989Jan 16, 2013

When I first saw this I thought it was pretty bad, but now that I've seen it a second time it actually isn't as bad as I first thought. Sure it's not winning any awards and some of the jokes just miss the target, but there is enough here toWhen I first saw this I thought it was pretty bad, but now that I've seen it a second time it actually isn't as bad as I first thought. Sure it's not winning any awards and some of the jokes just miss the target, but there is enough here to keep you entertained and have a good laugh, especially if you're in need of one. Sean Maguire is quite funny as Leonidas and the cast are overall quite funny. It's not the best spoof film out there, but not the worst either so it's worth a look for a laugh.… Expand

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chemicalreaperNov 1, 2012

5 minutes was all I could watch of this film. It was so horrendously bad that, if it were any worse, it should have caused mass suicides at movie theaters everywhere.

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XgashhJul 28, 2012

Watched it 4 years ago at cinema it was terrible, jsut a wasting of money nothing more this movie sux alot some lame jokes and naked men. 1 point or paris hilton

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smijatovJun 10, 2012

When one thinks he's seen all the stupid films in the world, along comes "Meet the Spartans." There is, truthfully, very little one can and should say about this beyond the fact that it is atrocious. So utterly unoriginal and boring, withWhen one thinks he's seen all the stupid films in the world, along comes "Meet the Spartans." There is, truthfully, very little one can and should say about this beyond the fact that it is atrocious. So utterly unoriginal and boring, with stupid slapstick humour, horrible screenplay and straightout insultingly bad acting, this offers NOTHING positive. If you are an 13 year pubescent boy, you might find something interesting, but even then, that's still a question. Utterly horrible. 0/10… Expand

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iKevinMay 26, 2012

I can say about this movie? is bad, bad, bad. Does not entertain much, bad actors, mocks good movies, history nonexistent. It has 3 or 4 scenes that make you laugh, but man! could not make it better? much it cost?
It is one of the worstI can say about this movie? is bad, bad, bad. Does not entertain much, bad actors, mocks good movies, history nonexistent. It has 3 or 4 scenes that make you laugh, but man! could not make it better? much it cost?
It is one of the worst movies of the year, or decade.… Expand

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carlj12345Nov 13, 2011

One of the most awful films I have watched, was very predictable and bought out nearly every cliche in the book. Also is the same as nearly every other parody movie that has ever been written. I strongly suggest you don't ever even thinkOne of the most awful films I have watched, was very predictable and bought out nearly every cliche in the book. Also is the same as nearly every other parody movie that has ever been written. I strongly suggest you don't ever even think about watching this film. The only reason I scored it as 1 is because it is indeed a film, and yes they used a camera to film it, that is all I can take away from this dreadful experience.… Expand

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wordy_actionsAug 28, 2011

Vomit. Pure pop-culture vomit. This movie references other movies and events and expects you to laugh at the mere mention of them. It's the worst kind of 'comedy'. The 88 good reviews for this movie are a disgrace. Shame on everyone who likesVomit. Pure pop-culture vomit. This movie references other movies and events and expects you to laugh at the mere mention of them. It's the worst kind of 'comedy'. The 88 good reviews for this movie are a disgrace. Shame on everyone who likes this movie, you're better than this. You don't have to be a mindless troglodyte. This movie is unfunny, offensive, homophobic, and repetitive beyond belief. There is no creativity and no funny performances. This movie is sh*t.… Expand

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bartekkoFeb 23, 2011

Some movies are good and other ones are not. some people don't like Monty python and some do.
Reason why i'm talking about this is you don't have to like this movie because of it's kind of humor.
however we can say this kind of things aboutSome movies are good and other ones are not. some people don't like Monty python and some do.
Reason why i'm talking about this is you don't have to like this movie because of it's kind of humor.
however we can say this kind of things about any movie in world as well as music,games,
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Meet the Spartans is not a movie to watch alone.
However, even worse would be watching it with a girlfriend because the gags are focused on man's things. The best way of watching it is with friends, especially if you like games(there are a few references to them)
this movie wasn't even meant to be good, and that's what makes it so good.
bad playing, pop references,bad special effects.
to me it was a nice movie,with some really marvelous scenes, playing on popular culture
every man is different: you may like it hate it, but you won't change it (if everyone was the same then there wouldn't be wars, no good or bad movies (just average)
SO....
i wonder what do you expect from a spoof because i got what i wanted ( a stupid movie based on another and making fun of it)… Expand

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ArkonBladeOct 27, 2010

i knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad ii knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad i think i turned it off 2/3 of the way through it which i dont know how i even made it that far into it .maybe if i had a IQ of a shovel i might have found this funny.… Expand

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Stephchan1901Oct 1, 2010

Ummm, lets see what don't i like about Meet the Spartans? It has horendeous acting, lame script, and Oh yeah not to mention the fact that its making fun of quality movies.... I guess Hollywood is running out of ideas.

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gagaforeverSep 20, 2010

HORRENDOUS!!!!! I think that after the other spoofs bombed that people would not try to make more...Like who does this..And the part with the penguin blowing white diarrhea into the guys mouth was just unexceptable and disgusting

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LeviW.May 5, 2010

I think this film is excellent and i watch it every day because it if so funny and u should bring meet the Spartans 2 out and i would buy it i think it is and excellent film.

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SeanH.Apr 15, 2010

As a movie its one of the worst I've seen but it still made me laugh a good few times.

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BrianVMar 20, 2010

The worst movie i have ever seen. The biggest problem: it desperately TRIES to be funny, but it certainly is not. It if full of crude and bad humor, bad acting and no story whatsoever: this movie excists only of events from the real 300 The worst movie i have ever seen. The biggest problem: it desperately TRIES to be funny, but it certainly is not. It if full of crude and bad humor, bad acting and no story whatsoever: this movie excists only of events from the real 300 movie. i REALY can't believe this piece of garbage made it to the cinema.… Expand

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JudyJ.Feb 15, 2010

I know this movie is bad but, I laughed through the whole thing, which makes it pretty much okay in my book. It's supposed to be bad. I've never seen a parody movie that could win an Oscar, have you? Plus, it's a hot guy-fest, I know this movie is bad but, I laughed through the whole thing, which makes it pretty much okay in my book. It's supposed to be bad. I've never seen a parody movie that could win an Oscar, have you? Plus, it's a hot guy-fest, so, yeah. I liked.… Expand

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RoflC.Jan 28, 2010

An Immature, Unfunny ultimately epic fail of a movie. If you think its funny, congratulations you have the sense of humor of a 6th grader.

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MovieLoverAug 25, 2009

It's interesting that most people gave this movie either the lowest or the highest rating. Anyway, the average so far is 2.7/10, which seems to show that keeping our sense of humour is as difficult as keeping our money these days.

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AshantiJ.Aug 12, 2009

Love this movie.... Super funny!!!! From begginning to end. Peoples that get all technical with movies--go kick rocks..!! This movie is great. It's funny. And it's a good laugh. Now don't get me wrong it can be called stupid Love this movie.... Super funny!!!! From begginning to end. Peoples that get all technical with movies--go kick rocks..!! This movie is great. It's funny. And it's a good laugh. Now don't get me wrong it can be called stupid or retarded... But in a positive way..not negative..... It's funny. Just plain retardedly funny.… Expand

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DesmondLAug 5, 2009

I don't like this movie, unfunny, bad humor, a Persian is a Rapper, Worst movies in 21th century. 300 movies is better than this unfunny movies.

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eriksJul 5, 2009

This is an immense film. i was laughing the whole way through. All the people who don't like it either don't have a sense of humor or are over 30. A must see for people wanting a good laugh.

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RobertBJun 6, 2009

Absolutely excruciating to watch. The only laugable part of the movie was the man boobs joke. You must be mentally retarded to laugh at this so called comedy. They ate up pop culture and puked it back up and made a movie.

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DavidKMay 9, 2009

Awfull it was about as funny as the plague. Crap actors crap actresses and crap writers. Be ashamed at this poor work. Nobody above 15 would give this anymore than a 1.

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RichardAMay 8, 2009

I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying brain drooled from my ear. I'd say this is typical American humour, all gay jokes and pop culture references, even American humour has a one up on this garbage. I'm surprised these people can't take a hint.… Expand

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Redwolf2kMar 25, 2009

I had promised myself after seeing the trailers that i would not watch this movie...ever. Well, one rainy boring afternoon I caved and decided to download it and let me say I am glad no one got my money for this movie. When people go and see I had promised myself after seeing the trailers that i would not watch this movie...ever. Well, one rainy boring afternoon I caved and decided to download it and let me say I am glad no one got my money for this movie. When people go and see movies like Meet the Spartans and Date Movie etc. they are telling hollywood that they approve of it's bottom barrel swill being poured out every 4-5 months when they need to make a quick buck. The pop-culture references are well overdone, almost all the jokes drag on and all of them are unfunny. The fact that this has received reviews of 10 by people who honestly believe this is how a good parody movie is made, just shows me how MTV has dumb down this generation.… Expand

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AshleyR.Jan 6, 2009

Some very funny parts, some sketches do drag though.

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DiegoL.Jan 5, 2009

Terrible. It's not funny, rude and disgusting. Watch "300", the original, and enjoy it. This is ofensive.

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RogerPNov 4, 2008

I haven't seen this movie yet. you've all spoiled it for me. the rating of 0 is for all you spoil sports. can't you at least wait for everyone to see the movie before you start trashing it? I'm very disappointed and i I haven't seen this movie yet. you've all spoiled it for me. the rating of 0 is for all you spoil sports. can't you at least wait for everyone to see the movie before you start trashing it? I'm very disappointed and i don't mind telling you.… Expand

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RyanAOct 19, 2008

I had more fun leaving the theater halfway during the film than watching it. The highlight of my day going to the movie theaters was removing a piece of gum from my shoe.

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MikeAAug 30, 2008

I went to see this after being told it was meant to be pretty funny, knowing absolutely nothing about the film except it was a parody of The 300. Which sounded like it could be a pretty good idea! GOD that was a mistake. Never AGAIN. It I went to see this after being told it was meant to be pretty funny, knowing absolutely nothing about the film except it was a parody of The 300. Which sounded like it could be a pretty good idea! GOD that was a mistake. Never AGAIN. It clunked along from unfunny joke to obvious pop culture reference, never once approaching anything remotely resembling humour. Which wouldn't be so bad if the jokes weren't so obviously stitched in! The entire film read like a sketch show gone wrong, like not a moment could go by without some "wacky" reference being ploughed into our faces. Humour works best when it's integrated into the film but, amazingly, here it serves to make it even MORE unfunny and distracting. Meet The Spartans is, easily, the worst film I have ever seen and probably ever will see, and there's no reason for anyone to want to watch it again. Come on. Let's forget this film ever existed. We can do it, guys.… Expand

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IronCrueAug 22, 2008

This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... These people are stupid as hell.… Expand

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KevinT.Aug 22, 2008

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have successfully destroyed what the Wayans Brothers started, with the help of Carmen Electra, Craig Mazin and Ken Davitian. Witless, terrible.

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AnonymousAug 6, 2008

Wilhelm B. is either a troll or a complete moron.

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GirenI.Aug 5, 2008

Just write this review makes me wanna puke. I'll give this movie minus 10 if could.

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PaulL.Jul 21, 2008

This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot and uninspiring characters.… Expand

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RudyS.Jul 20, 2008

Bad. Just unfunny and bad.

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RazvanT.Jul 17, 2008

You should buy a ticket for this movie only if you are desperately needing to use the cinema's bathroom.

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DanL.Jul 12, 2008

American Idol reference might have been funny when it premiered in 2003, but they aren't funny any more. All the jokes tried too hard and despite the fact that I saw it for free, I have never felt like I wasted more time in my life.

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AdrianN.Jul 12, 2008

These two incompetent idiots should be ashamed of their work...any other person would have lost their job for producing such rubbish.....this story is based on a real event where three hundred sacrificed themselves...and to have these two These two incompetent idiots should be ashamed of their work...any other person would have lost their job for producing such rubbish.....this story is based on a real event where three hundred sacrificed themselves...and to have these two despicable people make fun of this is abhorrent...it's like making fun of Schindler's List or the holocaust.… Expand

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AndrewB.Jul 10, 2008

Wilhelm, I can understand what you're saying, as I've also seen every Family Guy episode and Scary Movies 1-4 (I wasn't a fan of 4, though). However, a piece of toaster strudel would have enough knowledge of pop culture to get Wilhelm, I can understand what you're saying, as I've also seen every Family Guy episode and Scary Movies 1-4 (I wasn't a fan of 4, though). However, a piece of toaster strudel would have enough knowledge of pop culture to get every reference in this film, and the piece of toaster strudel would still find the film insufferable. This film makes the Scary Movie series look like the original Star Wars trilogy. The two writers who also directed this, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, are basically prostitutes who get money from mentally impaired 10-year-olds for shameless references mixed with Z-grade slapstick. An online petition should be created in the vein of the one for Uwe Boll: to stop these morality-devoid plagiarizers from ever making another film!… Expand

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JaredH.Jul 9, 2008

my sister actually liked this movie and it made me want to slap her in the face. this movie is the worst movie ever conceived by man. Whoever keeps on making these movies should get a job at mad tv. i liked scary movie 1 and that's only my sister actually liked this movie and it made me want to slap her in the face. this movie is the worst movie ever conceived by man. Whoever keeps on making these movies should get a job at mad tv. i liked scary movie 1 and that's only because it was something new at the time. i can't say this movie's plot sucked because i liked 300 but I'm only 15 and i thought this movie was immature. the jokes were all dumb and their was nothing good about this movie. i gave it a 1 because it made me happy when it was finally over.… Expand

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JimJJun 28, 2008

Best movie ever!

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JimJJun 28, 2008

Best movie ever!

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WilhelmB.Jun 27, 2008

As much as I understand why people love artsy movies like Schindler's List, which is in fact a good movie, what I do enjoy the most is a good comedy. It's no wonder I liked this movie, really, as I've seen every Family Guy As much as I understand why people love artsy movies like Schindler's List, which is in fact a good movie, what I do enjoy the most is a good comedy. It's no wonder I liked this movie, really, as I've seen every Family Guy episode to date, and Scary Movie 1-4, and I loved them all. It seems some people are under the impression that pop-culture references are not jokes. But the point of a joke is to make you laugh, and that's also the point of pop-culture references. With that out of the way, on to the actual review. Meet the Spartans is a sea of pop-culture references, that doesn't border on being overkill, it throws itself headlong into overkill. To truly enjoy this movie, you may need a strong knowledge of American culture, so if you live in the USA, you are all set. But if you live in Europe, you would benefit from studying up on general USA life. I am a European myself, and I can say this, watching Family Guy and South Park really helps. If you enjoy these series, or Scary Movie, you are much more likely to enjoy this movie. It's overflowing with hilarious pop-culture references and, while short on original jokes, it works fine anyway. So, go see it, unless you're hooked on The Godfather. And to all the people who think the ones who like this movie are idiots, I am 14 years old, and English is not my native language. Yet, here I am, writing this elaborate review, proving that you don't need to be stupid to see this movie. In fact, it's the complete opposite. You need to be intelligent to enjoy this movie. Perhaps you will see the movie, perhaps not. If not, you are definately missing out on something great. And with that, I leave you all to your thoughts.… Expand

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AlfredM.Jun 25, 2008

What a stupid movie, none of this was funny i mean using stupid videos from Youtube on a movie, I don't even think this should be a movie this is a witless dumb HORRIBLE movie what a disgrace to ALL movies.

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MikhailRJun 25, 2008

In all honesty, this movie isn't nearly as bad as it is being made out to be. Apparently everyone is jumping on the "Ooh, the critics thought it was awful so im just mindlessly agree with them" bandwagon. Sure, the jokes were mostly pop In all honesty, this movie isn't nearly as bad as it is being made out to be. Apparently everyone is jumping on the "Ooh, the critics thought it was awful so im just mindlessly agree with them" bandwagon. Sure, the jokes were mostly pop culture references and even those were hit-and-miss, but honestly good comedy is hard to come by these days. IT pulled a few laughs out of me, and although I didn't love it, it fullfilled its purpose.… Expand

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DandyForeverJun 24, 2008

There aren't any jokes, just endless pop culture references! It's not funny just because you say it! There has to be humour involved!

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NickR.Jun 23, 2008

This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who votes above a 1 is.… Expand

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AubreyJJun 22, 2008

Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about your life.… Expand

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GerrickC.Jun 20, 2008

There are some entertaining and even funny elements to this terrible movie, but most of the time you will wonder why you paid someone to see it. At times you will feel insulted by its outright stupidity and at other times you will feel deep There are some entertaining and even funny elements to this terrible movie, but most of the time you will wonder why you paid someone to see it. At times you will feel insulted by its outright stupidity and at other times you will feel deep regret for giving time to Meet the Spartans. So while there is little quality and even less purpose to watch it, there are a few redeeming qualities, but not many. And there are certainly not enough to warrant a single viewing let alone a purchase.… Expand

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ColinCJun 15, 2008

I have a friend...well, had a friend. His name was Mike. Mike was generally a happy kid. But unfortunately, a simple kid. You see, he was fooled by the promising trailers for Meet The Spartans. Poor guy, went to see it opening night.... A I have a friend...well, had a friend. His name was Mike. Mike was generally a happy kid. But unfortunately, a simple kid. You see, he was fooled by the promising trailers for Meet The Spartans. Poor guy, went to see it opening night.... A few hours later I receive a phone call... Mike was found in the back of the theater. He had eaten his own hand, suffocating himself...… Expand

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BenSJun 15, 2008

I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im fairly certain that merely the existence of pop culture references don't count as jokes without anything of substance behind them. a character eating subway and throwing it aside because it doesn't have mayo doesn't tend to make me laugh too hard.… Expand

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JohnEJun 15, 2008

This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at all. The break dancing scene was just boring I thought that would never end. The movie is pointless they just sick any old garbage in there along with old childish jokes such as fat jokes, mother jokes and gay jokes (there is far to many of them). Only an idiot will find this movie funny. If you are going to watch it you are wasting about 65 - 60 minutes of your life I had to sit through this in the cinema and it was like hell.… Expand

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TomSJun 9, 2008

You'd think that a film would actually attempt to catch the user's attention in the opening scenes. Not this film. It starts right out with the bestiality, torture, and groin "jokes" that were not funny in the least. We're not You'd think that a film would actually attempt to catch the user's attention in the opening scenes. Not this film. It starts right out with the bestiality, torture, and groin "jokes" that were not funny in the least. We're not sure where it went from there since we didn't make it much further than 5 minutes. What a stinker.… Expand

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PeterJ.Jun 6, 2008

This movie is an insult to anyone who has an IQ over 4.

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SlothharR.Jun 5, 2008

One of the funniest films i have ever seen. Films like Clerks or Superbad, wich i was forced to watch, are terrible. It definately beats scary movie 4 though which was my favorite film. The bit with britney spears was hilarious, she got One of the funniest films i have ever seen. Films like Clerks or Superbad, wich i was forced to watch, are terrible. It definately beats scary movie 4 though which was my favorite film. The bit with britney spears was hilarious, she got kicked down the well. Lol. Serves her right for being bald.… Expand

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TomW.Jun 5, 2008

Quite possibly one of the worst films i have ever had the misfortune to see. I actually owe one of my friends 65 minutes of life as payment for forcing them to watch this piece of trash. However i paid it back by letting them watch blade Quite possibly one of the worst films i have ever had the misfortune to see. I actually owe one of my friends 65 minutes of life as payment for forcing them to watch this piece of trash. However i paid it back by letting them watch blade runner directors cut! That said meet the spartans is a terrible film and 9/11 was funnier. Fact.… Expand

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LiamR.Apr 24, 2008

Terrible. Completely, Utterly, Terrible. It left me sitting there trying to figure out towards the end if what they were saying was actually meant to be funny. About 500 jokes too many. Worst film i have ever seen.

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LeonaidasSpartanApr 18, 2008

The best movie ever, right through the IMAX!!!

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ChickenNChibletsApr 17, 2008

the movie did what it was suppose to and so what if it the things they made fun of old stuff, what of it and the spartans did have a free society in reality if you know a little bit of history.The jokes are better if you have seen the movies the movie did what it was suppose to and so what if it the things they made fun of old stuff, what of it and the spartans did have a free society in reality if you know a little bit of history.The jokes are better if you have seen the movies they make fun of. or just to have a sense of humor better then laughing at a punchline made by a priest's joke. we each have our different views on what humor is so you didn't the humor they displayed then or you were just too stupid to get the jokes whichever one they did what a spoof is suppose to do and they did it well… Expand

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RammyLApr 13, 2008

This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have those scenarios involved in it, I think this video was the worst media-subjected parady I've ever heard or seen.… Expand

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DeanBApr 13, 2008

Painful to watch.

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JonLApr 11, 2008

Utter rubbish. The worst film ever made, I think.

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AlexG.Apr 11, 2008

To begin with this film looked promising with some very childishly giggleing moments, but as the film went on the gags began to stale and i became bored with the cheesy and poor jokes, the GTA reference was quite amusing yet the end song To begin with this film looked promising with some very childishly giggleing moments, but as the film went on the gags began to stale and i became bored with the cheesy and poor jokes, the GTA reference was quite amusing yet the end song with American Idol was rather boring, a somewhat poor sequel to the funny Epic Movie....… Expand

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MaxD.Apr 4, 2008

WACKY POP CULTURE REFERENCE MONTAGE! This movie will be outdated by the time is comes out on DVD, just like its material by the end of production.

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10

SebastianW.Mar 31, 2008

OMG this is actually the best movie I've ever seen!!

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PsychosheepMar 31, 2008

id agree with most of these reviews, i went too watch it in the cinema instead of bowling and i have to say i left within 15 minutes, wasted 10quid on a film that sucked so bad, too many pathetic witless jokes, parodies over and over again id agree with most of these reviews, i went too watch it in the cinema instead of bowling and i have to say i left within 15 minutes, wasted 10quid on a film that sucked so bad, too many pathetic witless jokes, parodies over and over again which make this 1 of the worst films ive ever seen. ive seen the scary movie films and enjoyed them, but this is an abomination of what a spoof film really is.… Expand

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KennyMar 30, 2008

This film is the worst film I ever saw. I wasted my money for this film and now I am regretting it. If you think this film is brilliant or good then you must find most things in everyday life very funny. This film was like some other films, This film is the worst film I ever saw. I wasted my money for this film and now I am regretting it. If you think this film is brilliant or good then you must find most things in everyday life very funny. This film was like some other films, commercials, and celebrities and their problems mixed together. The best part of this film was when it ended. I did find VERY FEW parts of the movie some what hilarious, but thats about it.… Expand

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JamesK.Mar 29, 2008

I love this movie!! How do people give it 0 stars? Its hilarious. I have seen all the spoof movies, from Naked Gun to Date Movie, Scary Movie+ I've seen them all. This is not the best spoof movie I have seen, its way better than Date I love this movie!! How do people give it 0 stars? Its hilarious. I have seen all the spoof movies, from Naked Gun to Date Movie, Scary Movie+ I've seen them all. This is not the best spoof movie I have seen, its way better than Date Movie though! Best bits: Beating up the kid lol Actually i cba naming the best bits - i'd name the whole movie! ONE BAD BIT - the "stomp the yard" scene drags on a bit too long. Otherwise great - I guess if you watch it more than once or twice it will get reallly boring, but the first time it is amazing! One 2 check out! =)… Expand

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TomB.Mar 28, 2008

OMG! Why does this movie have such bad reviews?? I went to see this earlier today and I thought it was brilliant. Ok, I admit that it had a few lame jokes, but all in all it was an absoloutely hilarious film! It is very cleverly written, OMG! Why does this movie have such bad reviews?? I went to see this earlier today and I thought it was brilliant. Ok, I admit that it had a few lame jokes, but all in all it was an absoloutely hilarious film! It is very cleverly written, it's actors are awesome, and it features everyone from a gangsta happy feet to paris hilton with a hunchback! what more do you want!!!!????… Expand

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IlaniMar 24, 2008

i was bored and i had 10 bucks. i had two choices. stare at a wall all night, or spend 10 bucks. i went, i laughed, i was entertained. the movie wasnt the best but it did its job, thanks!

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BuzzMar 22, 2008

Elmer, I am 100% certain that the people slamming this movie the most are not fans of 300. In case you are unaware: 300 wasn't that great a movie, and didn't get very good reviews.

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Atari800Mar 20, 2008

I am giving this a 10 because I think you need to re-between the lines. I think that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer realized their movies suck so bad, since they can not climb the "I'm original or funny" ladder, they must go in the I am giving this a 10 because I think you need to re-between the lines. I think that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer realized their movies suck so bad, since they can not climb the "I'm original or funny" ladder, they must go in the opposite direction as fast as possible. Yes it was like YouTube clips put together by a 9th grade Audio/Video Club. But look at the sheer brilliance of how they picked the most boring material that can be gathered at the time. Happy Feet with a black gansta attitude? American Idol and Dancing with the Stars reviewers? I mean truly think they said to themselves "what can we add now? Quick turn on the TV. Hey American Idol - put that in there. Hey Miami:CSI put that..no wait dont put that in there, it's funny. Ok look at youtube for an idea. Wait how about a transformer with a youtube video on it? Hurry up, this script needs to be done by tomorrow morning". So I give it a 10 for being the ultimate unfunny, boring rehash of unfunny, boring pop culture references that will definitely leave anyone between 11-70 wondering "didnt the actors who read the script realized this is lame?"… Expand

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TomJMar 15, 2008

Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is signposted either by the narrator or the characters saying the name of the film they're referencing. I hate this, and if you like it, I hate you too.… Expand

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AnthonyF.Mar 13, 2008

Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has too many parodies that are crammed in every thirty seconds that the movie becomes a total disaster after the first minute and a half. With "Meet the Spartans" I did something I never thought I would ever have to do. I walked out of the theatre and went to see another film. It hurts to admit that, but it needed to be done. With a movie so inane and disgusting like this, I'm surprised others didn't follow me out the door.… Expand

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ElmerR.Mar 13, 2008

is one of the funniest movies i ever seen. The problem here is that ther are many 300 lovers and they think that the movie 300 is the best, but it sucks to me. So this parody is so comic. Is just a comedy movie and if it makes you laugh it is one of the funniest movies i ever seen. The problem here is that ther are many 300 lovers and they think that the movie 300 is the best, but it sucks to me. So this parody is so comic. Is just a comedy movie and if it makes you laugh it reaches its goal. In conclusion is a good movie.… Expand

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MichaelU.Mar 12, 2008

This movie is such a piece of s**t that I don't even want to talk about it. Watch literally anything else instead.

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GarryK.Mar 12, 2008

What a thoroughly dreadful

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