Meet the Spartans
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: January 25, 2008
2.9
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 486 Ratings
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CicelyM.Jan 26, 2008
HA HA HA HA HA, I recognize all the allusions to pop-culture in 2007! That must mean I'm clever and witty, just like the screen writers! I don't even have to think about it- just BOOM! I recognize it- that must mean it's HA HA HA HA HA, I recognize all the allusions to pop-culture in 2007! That must mean I'm clever and witty, just like the screen writers! I don't even have to think about it- just BOOM! I recognize it- that must mean it's funny. (really though- movies like this just make me angry and sad with the world).… Expand
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NelsonPJan 27, 2008
A young man I mentor asked to go see this movie and being a 55 year old open minded individual I decided to try it without reading the reviews. What a mistake I made. Garbage, absolute garbage and I paid $6.50 a ticket plus concessions but A young man I mentor asked to go see this movie and being a 55 year old open minded individual I decided to try it without reading the reviews. What a mistake I made. Garbage, absolute garbage and I paid $6.50 a ticket plus concessions but more importantly, exposed a teenager to lower than life behaviors - parody or not.… Expand
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MarcusT.Feb 1, 2008
What I found especially annoying was that there were so many MORE opportunities to spoof "The 300" that they missed, and I already had it in my head ready to view them on the wide screen. "The 300" was a rather over-blown gladiator flick What I found especially annoying was that there were so many MORE opportunities to spoof "The 300" that they missed, and I already had it in my head ready to view them on the wide screen. "The 300" was a rather over-blown gladiator flick with self-indulgent aspirations of artfullness that were totally absurd. I looked forward to seeing "300" shredded in "Meet the Spartans". Instead, I got to view some feeble adolescent slapstick stretched to 60 minutes. Shame on the producers for having so badly squandered a good idea on such trash as this. I hope when released on DVD, the manufacturer will have the sense to use re-recordable media.… Expand
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MikePFeb 19, 2008
This movie was absolutely atrocious... enough said, I at least thought I would get a bit of a laugh out of this but the idea of this movie is a laugh in itself!
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ColinFeb 1, 2008
This should be enough to get their WGA membership revoked.
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TaylorE.Feb 2, 2008
Quite simply the worst movie I've ever seen. I wasn't expecting brilliance, but I smiled maybe three times throughout the entire thing. Mostly just an excuse to have awful gay jokes and disgustingly stupid gross-out gags.
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MichaelU.Mar 12, 2008
This movie is such a piece of s**t that I don't even want to talk about it. Watch literally anything else instead.
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JacquesM.Mar 1, 2008
The only funny thing about this movie was the trailer. This was truly the worst most utterly crap movie in the history of crap movies.
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JonLApr 11, 2008
Utter rubbish. The worst film ever made, I think.
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DeanBApr 13, 2008
Painful to watch.
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LiamR.Apr 24, 2008
Terrible. Completely, Utterly, Terrible. It left me sitting there trying to figure out towards the end if what they were saying was actually meant to be funny. About 500 jokes too many. Worst film i have ever seen.
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MaxD.Apr 4, 2008
WACKY POP CULTURE REFERENCE MONTAGE! This movie will be outdated by the time is comes out on DVD, just like its material by the end of production.
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ColinCJun 15, 2008
I have a friend...well, had a friend. His name was Mike. Mike was generally a happy kid. But unfortunately, a simple kid. You see, he was fooled by the promising trailers for Meet The Spartans. Poor guy, went to see it opening night.... A I have a friend...well, had a friend. His name was Mike. Mike was generally a happy kid. But unfortunately, a simple kid. You see, he was fooled by the promising trailers for Meet The Spartans. Poor guy, went to see it opening night.... A few hours later I receive a phone call... Mike was found in the back of the theater. He had eaten his own hand, suffocating himself...… Expand
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DandyForeverJun 24, 2008
There aren't any jokes, just endless pop culture references! It's not funny just because you say it! There has to be humour involved!
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TomSJun 9, 2008
You'd think that a film would actually attempt to catch the user's attention in the opening scenes. Not this film. It starts right out with the bestiality, torture, and groin "jokes" that were not funny in the least. We're not You'd think that a film would actually attempt to catch the user's attention in the opening scenes. Not this film. It starts right out with the bestiality, torture, and groin "jokes" that were not funny in the least. We're not sure where it went from there since we didn't make it much further than 5 minutes. What a stinker.… Expand
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AndrewB.Jul 10, 2008
Wilhelm, I can understand what you're saying, as I've also seen every Family Guy episode and Scary Movies 1-4 (I wasn't a fan of 4, though). However, a piece of toaster strudel would have enough knowledge of pop culture to get Wilhelm, I can understand what you're saying, as I've also seen every Family Guy episode and Scary Movies 1-4 (I wasn't a fan of 4, though). However, a piece of toaster strudel would have enough knowledge of pop culture to get every reference in this film, and the piece of toaster strudel would still find the film insufferable. This film makes the Scary Movie series look like the original Star Wars trilogy. The two writers who also directed this, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, are basically prostitutes who get money from mentally impaired 10-year-olds for shameless references mixed with Z-grade slapstick. An online petition should be created in the vein of the one for Uwe Boll: to stop these morality-devoid plagiarizers from ever making another film!… Expand
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AdrianN.Jul 12, 2008
These two incompetent idiots should be ashamed of their work...any other person would have lost their job for producing such rubbish.....this story is based on a real event where three hundred sacrificed themselves...and to have these two These two incompetent idiots should be ashamed of their work...any other person would have lost their job for producing such rubbish.....this story is based on a real event where three hundred sacrificed themselves...and to have these two despicable people make fun of this is abhorrent...it's like making fun of Schindler's List or the holocaust.… Expand
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DanL.Jul 12, 2008
American Idol reference might have been funny when it premiered in 2003, but they aren't funny any more. All the jokes tried too hard and despite the fact that I saw it for free, I have never felt like I wasted more time in my life.
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MikeAAug 30, 2008
I went to see this after being told it was meant to be pretty funny, knowing absolutely nothing about the film except it was a parody of The 300. Which sounded like it could be a pretty good idea! GOD that was a mistake. Never AGAIN. It I went to see this after being told it was meant to be pretty funny, knowing absolutely nothing about the film except it was a parody of The 300. Which sounded like it could be a pretty good idea! GOD that was a mistake. Never AGAIN. It clunked along from unfunny joke to obvious pop culture reference, never once approaching anything remotely resembling humour. Which wouldn't be so bad if the jokes weren't so obviously stitched in! The entire film read like a sketch show gone wrong, like not a moment could go by without some "wacky" reference being ploughed into our faces. Humour works best when it's integrated into the film but, amazingly, here it serves to make it even MORE unfunny and distracting. Meet The Spartans is, easily, the worst film I have ever seen and probably ever will see, and there's no reason for anyone to want to watch it again. Come on. Let's forget this film ever existed. We can do it, guys.… Expand
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GirenI.Aug 5, 2008
Just write this review makes me wanna puke. I'll give this movie minus 10 if could.
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DiegoL.Jan 5, 2009
Terrible. It's not funny, rude and disgusting. Watch "300", the original, and enjoy it. This is ofensive.
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Redwolf2kMar 25, 2009
I had promised myself after seeing the trailers that i would not watch this movie...ever. Well, one rainy boring afternoon I caved and decided to download it and let me say I am glad no one got my money for this movie. When people go and see I had promised myself after seeing the trailers that i would not watch this movie...ever. Well, one rainy boring afternoon I caved and decided to download it and let me say I am glad no one got my money for this movie. When people go and see movies like Meet the Spartans and Date Movie etc. they are telling hollywood that they approve of it's bottom barrel swill being poured out every 4-5 months when they need to make a quick buck. The pop-culture references are well overdone, almost all the jokes drag on and all of them are unfunny. The fact that this has received reviews of 10 by people who honestly believe this is how a good parody movie is made, just shows me how MTV has dumb down this generation.… Expand
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MovieFanJan 21, 2008
This is the worst film in the history of time. In fact, calling it a 'film' is more praise than it deserves. It is simply a mess, without a single redeeming feature. The only people who would enjoy this are either drunk, stoned or This is the worst film in the history of time. In fact, calling it a 'film' is more praise than it deserves. It is simply a mess, without a single redeeming feature. The only people who would enjoy this are either drunk, stoned or severely brain-damaged. I thought the Scary Movies were good for a laugh, but it is really obvious now that Friedberg and Setzer are utterly devoid of talent and were simply relying on the Wayans Brothers to cover for them.… Expand
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ShodanJan 23, 2008
I weep for any one who actually sees this. It looks so stupid it actually makes me angry.
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PhilC.Jan 24, 2008
Those of you who are giving it a ten need to die. you're retarded. go kill yourself, because you're probably like 9 years old and you're parents hate you. I wouldn't be surprised if you went home today from elementary Those of you who are giving it a ten need to die. you're retarded. go kill yourself, because you're probably like 9 years old and you're parents hate you. I wouldn't be surprised if you went home today from elementary school with all your Pokemon clothing and Digimon games on your lawn, with all your windows and doors locked so you can't get back in.… Expand
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JakeL.Jan 25, 2008
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! I cannot stress that enough. After being dragged to the Comebacks, I was foolish enough to think that Meet The Spartans might actually be good. Not surprisingly, it wasn't good at all. Hollywood needs to realize DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! I cannot stress that enough. After being dragged to the Comebacks, I was foolish enough to think that Meet The Spartans might actually be good. Not surprisingly, it wasn't good at all. Hollywood needs to realize that the spoof genre needs a break.… Expand
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JoshKJan 25, 2008
yeah, its a shame that this even gets funding from a studio. this should not be allowed in the same theatres that actually show films that had effort and thought put into them.
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CameronL.Jan 25, 2008
I was going to give this film a 1 out of sheer awe of the filmmaker who is willing to attach his name to this pile of garbage. But wait, Aaron Seltzer is a pseudonym, so the film gets a zero. But, in all seriousness, I'm half convinced I was going to give this film a 1 out of sheer awe of the filmmaker who is willing to attach his name to this pile of garbage. But wait, Aaron Seltzer is a pseudonym, so the film gets a zero. But, in all seriousness, I'm half convinced that the writers/directors are out to intentionally insult the intelligence of their audience. Rather than being an engaging pastiche of homage, allusion, and playful parody, the film is a repulsive Kindergarten's collage of non-sequitor, lowbrow humor that panders to an audience group even lower than the fanboys. The movie caters to those who would rather laugh for one second than think for even three, as evidenced by the frantic pacing of the mostly slapstick jokes. I doubt that the filmmakers could execute a simple pratfall without having whatever character trip through three or four unfunny pop culture allusions on his way down. The simple solution to this spreading problem of low moviemaking standards is not to see this film. The studios clearly don't care about how well-reviewed their movies are, so the only way to stop them from putting out another awful spoof movie is to avoid seeing the ones that they are producing right now. It will be by the grace of God if this movie makes less than 2 or 3 million, because awful profit margins are the only way to cut off Friedberg and Seltzer's funding.… Expand
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ErinJan 25, 2008
Worst movie. Ever. Wasted 8 dollars and my time. Watched another movie to make up for it afterwards. I highly recommend that you do not watch this. It was full of unfunny "humor". I don't think I've seen more body fluids in any Worst movie. Ever. Wasted 8 dollars and my time. Watched another movie to make up for it afterwards. I highly recommend that you do not watch this. It was full of unfunny "humor". I don't think I've seen more body fluids in any other non-gore or non-porn film. There were points when the movie was meant to be funny, but the audience went "ha, ha, ha" to mock it.… Expand
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[Anonymous]Jan 25, 2008
Of course this movie is terrible. What do you expect? And all these people ranting is disgust about its complete lack of intelligence, why did you help to secure next years witless wonder parody film by paying the price of admission? I snuck Of course this movie is terrible. What do you expect? And all these people ranting is disgust about its complete lack of intelligence, why did you help to secure next years witless wonder parody film by paying the price of admission? I snuck into the theater then left after ten minutes and demanded my money back from the manager (didn't get it naturally). One thing I will say about these movie is I sure love to hate them.… Expand
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CaitlinM.Jan 26, 2008
Go Cameron! That was a very articulate response, and I totally agree with you.
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MOVIEgirlreviewJan 26, 2008
This was the worst movie in history!!! If there was a worst movie ever competition this movie would win 1st place. There were a lot of things in the commercials that were never in the movie. This movie is a waist of money!!!!!!!!
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GaborA.Jan 26, 2008
I'm not gonna lie. Never seen it, but if you have you're too stupid to function. You can't even read so continuing to write would be.
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JimR.Jan 26, 2008
Someone bought me tickets and I've seen better film on teeth!
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EnriqueJan 27, 2008
Nasty!!! I hate myself fo having accepted an invitation to watch this stinker!
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ChrisDeanJan 27, 2008
Worst movie I have ever seen. Do not watch this. All it has is gay jokes, people throwing up, and gay people throwing up. And the celebrity impersonators look nothing like their real life counter parts. Greatly inferior to Epic Movie and Worst movie I have ever seen. Do not watch this. All it has is gay jokes, people throwing up, and gay people throwing up. And the celebrity impersonators look nothing like their real life counter parts. Greatly inferior to Epic Movie and Scary Movies.… Expand
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SqueefusL.Jan 27, 2008
It opened #1 in the box office, further proving that a movie doesn't have to be good to get money...and that people are idiots.
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DamienRJan 28, 2008
This explains everything that's wrong with American that this movie made millions of dollars. I was actually PAID to see it, and I left.
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EmmittN.Jan 29, 2008
This is a disgrace!
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ChrisCJan 31, 2008
Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central thinks South Park works because it's raunchy and politically incorrect. They seem to have no idea that South Park was only a hit because it was raunchy, politically incorrect, AND clever. The 'clever' part is most important.… Expand
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RetartedMovieJan 30, 2008
I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film crew creates. How do they still have money to make these retarded movies? I would rather watch a documentary about pocket lint. Jim C, you gave this a 7? You must have lived under power lines when you were a child...or your real name is Ralph Wiggum.… Expand
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nonoFeb 15, 2008
I am voting to counteract Jucy J's counteract vote. Let's defeat the purpose of voting, shall we?
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SM.Feb 15, 2008
Wow. congratulations to that ONE GUY out there that gave this movie a ten. great job retard. lol and Janie says it sucks. And she's never wrong.
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TPFeb 22, 2008
This is the kind of movie that your afraid to laugh at, not only because it is unfunny, but because you realize how stupid you'll look to those around you.
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TodderP.Feb 7, 2008
Seriously, utterly, spectacularly crap.
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JasonL.Mar 3, 2008
the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture references were already outdated by the time it came out. The musical numbers made me die a little on the inside. Your money is better spent buying tacks...and eating them, at least then it will be funny to someone.… Expand
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VahndD.Mar 5, 2008
The most stupid movie I've ever seen It's rubbish waste my money to see this movie
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AubreyJJun 22, 2008
Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about your life.… Expand
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NickR.Jun 23, 2008
This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who votes above a 1 is.… Expand
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RudyS.Jul 20, 2008
Bad. Just unfunny and bad.
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RichardAMay 8, 2009
I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying brain drooled from my ear. I'd say this is typical American humour, all gay jokes and pop culture references, even American humour has a one up on this garbage. I'm surprised these people can't take a hint.… Expand
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RoflC.Jan 28, 2010
An Immature, Unfunny ultimately epic fail of a movie. If you think its funny, congratulations you have the sense of humor of a 6th grader.
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RyanAOct 19, 2008
I had more fun leaving the theater halfway during the film than watching it. The highlight of my day going to the movie theaters was removing a piece of gum from my shoe.
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RonSJan 21, 2008
The worst movie in years. Why would they do this to us? Why?!
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KennyM.Jan 24, 2008
Wow Jim C., you are an idiot. Did you use your brain, and your mind too, to deduce that this movie has a "good screenplay, and good script too."? There the same thing you incompetent high school drop-out!!! Go to alternative school and get Wow Jim C., you are an idiot. Did you use your brain, and your mind too, to deduce that this movie has a "good screenplay, and good script too."? There the same thing you incompetent high school drop-out!!! Go to alternative school and get your GED so you can, at least, make sense when you are praising films that shouldn't even be graced with the title of "film".… Expand
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AlecL.Jan 24, 2008
Anyone else think there's a 9?10 chance that Jim C is a member of this movie's crew? I'd bet my first born.
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ColonBlowJan 25, 2008
I hate anyone that claims to like this film. If my friends liked this, I would stop speaking to them. I would agree that the Holocaust never happened long before I would pay to see this film.
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SiMJan 25, 2008
Kenny M. it's they're not there, when you are attempting to make someone look stupid you may want to make sure you don't make yourself look worse.
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helloyouJan 25, 2008
Big Fat Goose Egg Anyone who sees this movie is what is wrong with the world. You should truly be ashamed of yourself.
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JohnB.Jan 25, 2008
Slightly better than epic movie, but still fail.
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JeffJ.Jan 25, 2008
As bad as you'd expect but even worse... films like this being given distribution sometimes make me want to quit the business altogether.
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MarcusA.Jan 25, 2008
Thank you Phil and Kenny. You are two incredibly smart people. This is one of the worst movies of all time, and if you are over the age of 8 and laugh once, just die. And Kenny is right, if you don't know that screenplay and scripts are Thank you Phil and Kenny. You are two incredibly smart people. This is one of the worst movies of all time, and if you are over the age of 8 and laugh once, just die. And Kenny is right, if you don't know that screenplay and scripts are the same thing, you probably know nothing of movies, and even less in common sense.… Expand
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JadeKJan 25, 2008
I can't call this a movie; it's simply filth that's blotted together by two morons who are out to get money from the good people of this country. Not a thing to laugh about. Virginia H, I am extremely sad for you as I can I can't call this a movie; it's simply filth that's blotted together by two morons who are out to get money from the good people of this country. Not a thing to laugh about. Virginia H, I am extremely sad for you as I can imagine what a pathetic and mindless creature you must be to like such things.. just pathetic.… Expand
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JayFJan 26, 2008
This movie isn't even worth pirating. Seriously, Uwe Boll could have made a better movie.
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SuleimanMJan 27, 2008
This movie, for all intents and purposes is probably the biggest joke within the last five years.
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andredJan 27, 2008
Horrible movie. Even if you are high in the clouds off of some nice BC weed, you still won't find it funny.
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IhatethismovieJan 27, 2008
This film is the worst film ever made.
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StephanTJan 27, 2008
It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful filmmaking on the planet. That, I didn't want. If you must pay for this movie, go to the theater and pay for someone else's ticket. If I could, I would give this less that zero.… Expand
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JohnDJan 29, 2008
What a waste of perfectly good film reels. If Hollywood wants to be relevant again, stop making this crap.
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JamesF.Jan 29, 2008
Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Believe me, I implore you, I'm begging you to think twice. You'll thank me. Don't rent it, don't steal it, don't don't don't!… Expand
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SteveN.Feb 11, 2008
I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a meaningless 70-minute descent. I watched in morbid fascination as if seeing a random train wreck happening to music.… Expand
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RobbieYFeb 26, 2008
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get it. Anyone that has given this movie a score above 0 seriously needs to have a word with themselves. Just re-assess your lives. Somehow try to make things right and come to peace with yourselves and try to explain how you became so devoid of any intelligence that you thought this movie was worthy of a score above 0. There is no justice on this earth when good honest hard working people continue to struggle, and the likes of Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer are actually well off. Please God, with your infinite wisdom, prevent them from ever releasing another movie that continues to dumb down our population, as it appears that we as the human race have failed.… Expand
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AnthonyF.Mar 13, 2008
Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has too many parodies that are crammed in every thirty seconds that the movie becomes a total disaster after the first minute and a half. With "Meet the Spartans" I did something I never thought I would ever have to do. I walked out of the theatre and went to see another film. It hurts to admit that, but it needed to be done. With a movie so inane and disgusting like this, I'm surprised others didn't follow me out the door.… Expand
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TomJMar 15, 2008
Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is signposted either by the narrator or the characters saying the name of the film they're referencing. I hate this, and if you like it, I hate you too.… Expand
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RammyLApr 13, 2008
This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have those scenarios involved in it, I think this video was the worst media-subjected parady I've ever heard or seen.… Expand
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JohnEJun 15, 2008
This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at all. The break dancing scene was just boring I thought that would never end. The movie is pointless they just sick any old garbage in there along with old childish jokes such as fat jokes, mother jokes and gay jokes (there is far to many of them). Only an idiot will find this movie funny. If you are going to watch it you are wasting about 65 - 60 minutes of your life I had to sit through this in the cinema and it was like hell.… Expand
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BenSJun 15, 2008
I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im fairly certain that merely the existence of pop culture references don't count as jokes without anything of substance behind them. a character eating subway and throwing it aside because it doesn't have mayo doesn't tend to make me laugh too hard.… Expand
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AlfredM.Jun 25, 2008
What a stupid movie, none of this was funny i mean using stupid videos from Youtube on a movie, I don't even think this should be a movie this is a witless dumb HORRIBLE movie what a disgrace to ALL movies.
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RazvanT.Jul 17, 2008
You should buy a ticket for this movie only if you are desperately needing to use the cinema's bathroom.
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PaulL.Jul 21, 2008
This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot and uninspiring characters.… Expand
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IronCrueAug 22, 2008
This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... These people are stupid as hell.… Expand
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smijatovJun 10, 2012
When one thinks he's seen all the stupid films in the world, along comes "Meet the Spartans." There is, truthfully, very little one can and should say about this beyond the fact that it is atrocious. So utterly unoriginal and boring, withWhen one thinks he's seen all the stupid films in the world, along comes "Meet the Spartans." There is, truthfully, very little one can and should say about this beyond the fact that it is atrocious. So utterly unoriginal and boring, with stupid slapstick humour, horrible screenplay and straightout insultingly bad acting, this offers NOTHING positive. If you are an 13 year pubescent boy, you might find something interesting, but even then, that's still a question. Utterly horrible. 0/10… Expand
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ArkonBladeOct 27, 2010
i knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad ii knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad i think i turned it off 2/3 of the way through it which i dont know how i even made it that far into it .maybe if i had a IQ of a shovel i might have found this funny.… Expand
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Stephchan1901Oct 1, 2010
Ummm, lets see what don't i like about Meet the Spartans? It has horendeous acting, lame script, and Oh yeah not to mention the fact that its making fun of quality movies.... I guess Hollywood is running out of ideas.
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wordy_actionsAug 28, 2011
Vomit. Pure pop-culture vomit. This movie references other movies and events and expects you to laugh at the mere mention of them. It's the worst kind of 'comedy'. The 88 good reviews for this movie are a disgrace. Shame on everyone who likesVomit. Pure pop-culture vomit. This movie references other movies and events and expects you to laugh at the mere mention of them. It's the worst kind of 'comedy'. The 88 good reviews for this movie are a disgrace. Shame on everyone who likes this movie, you're better than this. You don't have to be a mindless troglodyte. This movie is unfunny, offensive, homophobic, and repetitive beyond belief. There is no creativity and no funny performances. This movie is sh*t.… Expand
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drlowdonApr 7, 2018
PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with asPLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with as many nonsensical pop-culture references as possible. It wasn't funny in the first place and it doesn't get any better the more of these movies get made.… Expand
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chemicalreaperNov 1, 2012
5 minutes was all I could watch of this film. It was so horrendously bad that, if it were any worse, it should have caused mass suicides at movie theaters everywhere.
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SeriosityMar 22, 2013
The worst of the Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movies. Plenty of comedies are simply not funny, but this is something much worse: an abomination with complete disregard for film as an art form.
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Rox22Sep 29, 2013
This has to be the worst "movie" I ever saw. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. The jokes are stupid, the "acting" an insult to the profession.

Overall: I would rather spend 83 minutes being beaten with razor wires, than watchThis has to be the worst "movie" I ever saw. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. The jokes are stupid, the "acting" an insult to the profession.

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I would rather spend 83 minutes being beaten with razor wires, than watch this abomination again. Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, you should be ashamed (an ideally publicly castrated.)… Expand
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ScreenagerApr 5, 2013
I HATED this movie. In fact it's not even a movie. It is a poorly compiled collection of sketches rife with pop-culture references and toilet humour. The "jokes" are all old and get annoying very fast. The only "funny" thing about the movieI HATED this movie. In fact it's not even a movie. It is a poorly compiled collection of sketches rife with pop-culture references and toilet humour. The "jokes" are all old and get annoying very fast. The only "funny" thing about the movie is that there are people stupid enough to pay to see it. NB If you like this movie you should go see a psychiatrist.… Expand
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JmsbppJul 15, 2013
Twentieth century fox es un completo desastre cuando intenta hacer una pelicula que comienza diciendo una loca pelicula de... totalmente ridicula un mal humor estupido un total desastre.
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mrdr4gonDec 15, 2017
Watch the trailer. No the full thing isn't better. It's just as bad, but for like 80+ minutes. Please don't watch this film. Please don't waste the gift of life in that way.
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robertoiglesiasApr 11, 2020
Hey, um can someone help me? I don't know which is worse: this pile of s*it or Disaster Movie.
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