Meet the Spartans
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: January 25, 2008
2.9
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 486 Ratings
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10
StefanB.Mar 12, 2008
Brilliant. This movie marks a new step in cinematic evolution. The heritage of Goddard and Truffault has been safeguarded. An art-house movie that with minute detail gives a postmodern interpretation of a historical dialogue.
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AndyJ.Mar 10, 2008
How do these films keep getting an audience?and surely it would have been much funnier if the guys didn't look in great shape! these movies are bizarre,they seem aimed at 4 year olds ,yet have numerous sexual references and images
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VahndD.Mar 5, 2008
The most stupid movie I've ever seen It's rubbish waste my money to see this movie
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JasonL.Mar 3, 2008
the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture references were already outdated by the time it came out. The musical numbers made me die a little on the inside. Your money is better spent buying tacks...and eating them, at least then it will be funny to someone.… Expand
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FelixK.Mar 3, 2008
There was one scene, that made me smile, but I've already forgotten which scene that was, because the other 63 3/4 minutes were disgusting and completely unfunny. Not even this "300"-crap deserves such a parody !
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JamesM.Mar 3, 2008
I was amazed by how Meet the Spartans could so shamelessly reuse so many 'jokes' in just 80 minutes.
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JacquesM.Mar 1, 2008
The only funny thing about this movie was the trailer. This was truly the worst most utterly crap movie in the history of crap movies.
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RobbieYFeb 26, 2008
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get it. Anyone that has given this movie a score above 0 seriously needs to have a word with themselves. Just re-assess your lives. Somehow try to make things right and come to peace with yourselves and try to explain how you became so devoid of any intelligence that you thought this movie was worthy of a score above 0. There is no justice on this earth when good honest hard working people continue to struggle, and the likes of Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer are actually well off. Please God, with your infinite wisdom, prevent them from ever releasing another movie that continues to dumb down our population, as it appears that we as the human race have failed.… Expand
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TPFeb 22, 2008
This is the kind of movie that your afraid to laugh at, not only because it is unfunny, but because you realize how stupid you'll look to those around you.
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JagFeb 21, 2008
Wow. What was that I think my intelligence level literally lowered after watching this. I didn't even want to watch this but I let the idiot side of me take over me and I watched it. Man was that movie stupid. for starters how could Wow. What was that I think my intelligence level literally lowered after watching this. I didn't even want to watch this but I let the idiot side of me take over me and I watched it. Man was that movie stupid. for starters how could anyone even have the guts to make fun of a movie like 300. That movie rocked and anyone who made fun of it I want to harm. Much. The only thing that kept me from giving this movie a 0 was the part were king leonites was snapping Persians with a wet rag. This movie was only funny maybe ten minutes out of the eighty. This movie was terrible and valgar. If someone wants a good comedy they should watch Mr. Bean's holiday. If any one says that you have no sense of humor after watching this movie tell them to go re-think their life. This movie was awful for that I overly generously give it a one out of ten.… Expand
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MikePFeb 19, 2008
This movie was absolutely atrocious... enough said, I at least thought I would get a bit of a laugh out of this but the idea of this movie is a laugh in itself!
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3
JD.Feb 18, 2008
The first 15-20 minutes of the movie had some funny lines-gags but it still needed some help. Not worth the money to see it. I did like the part where he goes and sees the oracle.
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MichaelYFeb 16, 2008
I don't think the current rating (2.7) is accurate. I mean, its no movie of the year, but it does have some good jokes.The prob is that they keep using the same joke for so long that it kinda gets lame (like the breakdance part, some of I don't think the current rating (2.7) is accurate. I mean, its no movie of the year, but it does have some good jokes.The prob is that they keep using the same joke for so long that it kinda gets lame (like the breakdance part, some of scenes were just stupid and was not funny)… Expand
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nonoFeb 15, 2008
I am voting to counteract Jucy J's counteract vote. Let's defeat the purpose of voting, shall we?
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SM.Feb 15, 2008
Wow. congratulations to that ONE GUY out there that gave this movie a ten. great job retard. lol and Janie says it sucks. And she's never wrong.
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10
VeraA.Feb 13, 2008
HILARIOUS you people have no sense of humor. yes it had no plot but i had a great time and was entertained- so who cares?
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SteveN.Feb 11, 2008
I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a meaningless 70-minute descent. I watched in morbid fascination as if seeing a random train wreck happening to music.… Expand
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TodderP.Feb 7, 2008
Seriously, utterly, spectacularly crap.
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EthanM.Feb 7, 2008
It was the worst movie I ever saw. The jokes weren't funny at all.
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PeterC.Feb 5, 2008
I can describe this in a nutshell: THIS IS SPARTA!! (kicks Jason and Aaron into the pit) I haven't watched this movie and judging by the trailers and the exclusive clips, I don't want to!
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MikeTFeb 4, 2008
The trailer was funnier than the movie... mostly because half the jokes in the trailer didn't make it to the movie. The scene with the Pit of Death deserves an 8, but it was the only time I really laughed. The movie fails on a number of The trailer was funnier than the movie... mostly because half the jokes in the trailer didn't make it to the movie. The scene with the Pit of Death deserves an 8, but it was the only time I really laughed. The movie fails on a number of levels, but unlike many of the critics quoted above, I have no desire to disembowel the producers.… Expand
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TaylorE.Feb 2, 2008
Quite simply the worst movie I've ever seen. I wasn't expecting brilliance, but I smiled maybe three times throughout the entire thing. Mostly just an excuse to have awful gay jokes and disgustingly stupid gross-out gags.
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10
KoonH.Feb 1, 2008
I'm just putting a 10 for fun. I haven't actually seen the movie though but the trailer looked simply marvelous! But the ratings are extreamly low so I guess it isn't what I intended, so I simply must go watch this little I'm just putting a 10 for fun. I haven't actually seen the movie though but the trailer looked simply marvelous! But the ratings are extreamly low so I guess it isn't what I intended, so I simply must go watch this little parody of the great movie 300.… Expand
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ColinFeb 1, 2008
This should be enough to get their WGA membership revoked.
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MarcusT.Feb 1, 2008
What I found especially annoying was that there were so many MORE opportunities to spoof "The 300" that they missed, and I already had it in my head ready to view them on the wide screen. "The 300" was a rather over-blown gladiator flick What I found especially annoying was that there were so many MORE opportunities to spoof "The 300" that they missed, and I already had it in my head ready to view them on the wide screen. "The 300" was a rather over-blown gladiator flick with self-indulgent aspirations of artfullness that were totally absurd. I looked forward to seeing "300" shredded in "Meet the Spartans". Instead, I got to view some feeble adolescent slapstick stretched to 60 minutes. Shame on the producers for having so badly squandered a good idea on such trash as this. I hope when released on DVD, the manufacturer will have the sense to use re-recordable media.… Expand
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CWFeb 1, 2008
Quite possibly one of the least funny movies you'll ever see. The worst part is the director/writers who consider themselves the current king's of parody don't actually realize it's only because no one else is doing them.
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ChrisCJan 31, 2008
Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central thinks South Park works because it's raunchy and politically incorrect. They seem to have no idea that South Park was only a hit because it was raunchy, politically incorrect, AND clever. The 'clever' part is most important.… Expand
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SeniorAwesomeJan 30, 2008
I wasn't expecting this movie to be very good, so i just watched it online. But honestly, its only funny for maybe 10 minutes. it isn't worth watching on the internet, and its definitely not worth paying for.
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KingTutJan 30, 2008
Lets face it, This movie was going to be bad and I'm not saying it wasn't. It was not though horrible. It was a simple hit and miss comedy with hits like the Spartan skipping along and singing i will survive and misses like the Lets face it, This movie was going to be bad and I'm not saying it wasn't. It was not though horrible. It was a simple hit and miss comedy with hits like the Spartan skipping along and singing i will survive and misses like the opening Shrek joke. Unfortunately the misses outweigh the hits. Also I don't know what the casting director was thinking when he was hiring impersonators because they do not look like the people they are trying to. I think it was achieving what it was meant to a few cheep laughs but it wasn't great at that. I say wait for the DVD. Official grade C.… Expand
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RetartedMovieJan 30, 2008
I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film crew creates. How do they still have money to make these retarded movies? I would rather watch a documentary about pocket lint. Jim C, you gave this a 7? You must have lived under power lines when you were a child...or your real name is Ralph Wiggum.… Expand
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LukaFJan 30, 2008
These people should of really stopped at scary movie 3 date movie was crap scary movie 4 even more crap than date movie epic movie even more crap than scary movie 4 see the pattern??
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JamesF.Jan 29, 2008
Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Believe me, I implore you, I'm begging you to think twice. You'll thank me. Don't rent it, don't steal it, don't don't don't!… Expand
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EmmittN.Jan 29, 2008
This is a disgrace!
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JohnDJan 29, 2008
What a waste of perfectly good film reels. If Hollywood wants to be relevant again, stop making this crap.
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JohnGJan 29, 2008
The spoof genre is dead. This crap doesn't hold a candle to Airplane, Top Secret, etc.
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DamienRJan 28, 2008
This explains everything that's wrong with American that this movie made millions of dollars. I was actually PAID to see it, and I left.
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JimC.Jan 27, 2008
It kept me laughing throughout the whole movie.
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SqueefusL.Jan 27, 2008
It opened #1 in the box office, further proving that a movie doesn't have to be good to get money...and that people are idiots.
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StephanTJan 27, 2008
It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful filmmaking on the planet. That, I didn't want. If you must pay for this movie, go to the theater and pay for someone else's ticket. If I could, I would give this less that zero.… Expand
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IhatethismovieJan 27, 2008
This film is the worst film ever made.
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andredJan 27, 2008
Horrible movie. Even if you are high in the clouds off of some nice BC weed, you still won't find it funny.
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ChrisDeanJan 27, 2008
Worst movie I have ever seen. Do not watch this. All it has is gay jokes, people throwing up, and gay people throwing up. And the celebrity impersonators look nothing like their real life counter parts. Greatly inferior to Epic Movie and Worst movie I have ever seen. Do not watch this. All it has is gay jokes, people throwing up, and gay people throwing up. And the celebrity impersonators look nothing like their real life counter parts. Greatly inferior to Epic Movie and Scary Movies.… Expand
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BobbyHillJan 27, 2008
When the only highly entertaining part of the film is Kevin Sorbo claiming that he's about to "go Hercules on your ass," there's something wrong. Good thing I didn't have to pay to see it.
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EnriqueJan 27, 2008
Nasty!!! I hate myself fo having accepted an invitation to watch this stinker!
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SuleimanMJan 27, 2008
This movie, for all intents and purposes is probably the biggest joke within the last five years.
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NelsonPJan 27, 2008
A young man I mentor asked to go see this movie and being a 55 year old open minded individual I decided to try it without reading the reviews. What a mistake I made. Garbage, absolute garbage and I paid $6.50 a ticket plus concessions but A young man I mentor asked to go see this movie and being a 55 year old open minded individual I decided to try it without reading the reviews. What a mistake I made. Garbage, absolute garbage and I paid $6.50 a ticket plus concessions but more importantly, exposed a teenager to lower than life behaviors - parody or not.… Expand
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MattS.Jan 26, 2008
I thought the movie was quite entertaining. A better parody comedy then most.
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GaborA.Jan 26, 2008
I'm not gonna lie. Never seen it, but if you have you're too stupid to function. You can't even read so continuing to write would be.
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10
K-manj.Jan 26, 2008
Amazing movie you'll be laughing the whole time. It's a need to watch movie!!!!!!!!!!!
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MOVIEgirlreviewJan 26, 2008
This was the worst movie in history!!! If there was a worst movie ever competition this movie would win 1st place. There were a lot of things in the commercials that were never in the movie. This movie is a waist of money!!!!!!!!
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10
LucyJJan 26, 2008
I am voting a '10' just to counteract the people who are giving it a '0' just because. I'm on my way to actually view it in the theater and then I'll give my "fair" vote.
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JayFJan 26, 2008
This movie isn't even worth pirating. Seriously, Uwe Boll could have made a better movie.
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CaitlinM.Jan 26, 2008
Go Cameron! That was a very articulate response, and I totally agree with you.
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CicelyM.Jan 26, 2008
HA HA HA HA HA, I recognize all the allusions to pop-culture in 2007! That must mean I'm clever and witty, just like the screen writers! I don't even have to think about it- just BOOM! I recognize it- that must mean it's HA HA HA HA HA, I recognize all the allusions to pop-culture in 2007! That must mean I'm clever and witty, just like the screen writers! I don't even have to think about it- just BOOM! I recognize it- that must mean it's funny. (really though- movies like this just make me angry and sad with the world).… Expand
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JimR.Jan 26, 2008
Someone bought me tickets and I've seen better film on teeth!
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BobQ.Jan 26, 2008
This is the worst movie everrr!!! Their was sooo many parts in the previews that worn't even in the them movis ( say hello to my little friend, spiderman your fired) what i swith this totaly messed upo movie????
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ColinBJan 26, 2008
Considering this has been such a stellar season for American cinema, I detest the notion that some people choose to eat this dog waste when you can munch on glorious cinematic steak for the same price. But I must admit, Sean Maguire's Considering this has been such a stellar season for American cinema, I detest the notion that some people choose to eat this dog waste when you can munch on glorious cinematic steak for the same price. But I must admit, Sean Maguire's little impression of Leonidas is actually quite good...too bad the rest of the film is so pitifully uninspired that Mr. Maguire will receive no acolades for this performance. I only saw 20-minutes of this film before I left to go see "There Will Be Blood"...and those were 20-minutes, God forbid, I'd rather spend with "Norbit."… Expand
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JorjeG.Jan 26, 2008
You just don't expect Hollywood to produce a masterwork so early in the new year. This slice of celluloid dynamite will floor you. Meet The Spartans speeds by in a single harrowing day. It grips you in a vise of suspense that Kiefer You just don't expect Hollywood to produce a masterwork so early in the new year. This slice of celluloid dynamite will floor you. Meet The Spartans speeds by in a single harrowing day. It grips you in a vise of suspense that Kiefer Sutherland couldn't hope to match on 24, even with that show's tricked-up editing. There are no tricks up the sleeve of writer-director Aaron Seltzer. Most of the time his camera hunkers down rock-steady and observes. The subject is humanity and its oppression. And like the best political films, its focus is intensely personal.… Expand
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[Anonymous]Jan 25, 2008
Of course this movie is terrible. What do you expect? And all these people ranting is disgust about its complete lack of intelligence, why did you help to secure next years witless wonder parody film by paying the price of admission? I snuck Of course this movie is terrible. What do you expect? And all these people ranting is disgust about its complete lack of intelligence, why did you help to secure next years witless wonder parody film by paying the price of admission? I snuck into the theater then left after ten minutes and demanded my money back from the manager (didn't get it naturally). One thing I will say about these movie is I sure love to hate them.… Expand
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JadeKJan 25, 2008
I can't call this a movie; it's simply filth that's blotted together by two morons who are out to get money from the good people of this country. Not a thing to laugh about. Virginia H, I am extremely sad for you as I can I can't call this a movie; it's simply filth that's blotted together by two morons who are out to get money from the good people of this country. Not a thing to laugh about. Virginia H, I am extremely sad for you as I can imagine what a pathetic and mindless creature you must be to like such things.. just pathetic.… Expand
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DamaniB.Jan 25, 2008
Whatever, I'm just gonna give it a 5. I bet half the people who posted all of these retarded comments haven't even seen the movie....some of you people just need to lighten up though. There's SOME parts that are funny, and Whatever, I'm just gonna give it a 5. I bet half the people who posted all of these retarded comments haven't even seen the movie....some of you people just need to lighten up though. There's SOME parts that are funny, and thats mostly the bad acting. But yeah, you cant really give it a rating if you haven't seen the movie.… Expand
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NathanSt.AmandJan 25, 2008
Someone needs to stop these two lunatics from making "movies".
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ErinJan 25, 2008
Worst movie. Ever. Wasted 8 dollars and my time. Watched another movie to make up for it afterwards. I highly recommend that you do not watch this. It was full of unfunny "humor". I don't think I've seen more body fluids in any Worst movie. Ever. Wasted 8 dollars and my time. Watched another movie to make up for it afterwards. I highly recommend that you do not watch this. It was full of unfunny "humor". I don't think I've seen more body fluids in any other non-gore or non-porn film. There were points when the movie was meant to be funny, but the audience went "ha, ha, ha" to mock it.… Expand
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MarcusA.Jan 25, 2008
Thank you Phil and Kenny. You are two incredibly smart people. This is one of the worst movies of all time, and if you are over the age of 8 and laugh once, just die. And Kenny is right, if you don't know that screenplay and scripts are Thank you Phil and Kenny. You are two incredibly smart people. This is one of the worst movies of all time, and if you are over the age of 8 and laugh once, just die. And Kenny is right, if you don't know that screenplay and scripts are the same thing, you probably know nothing of movies, and even less in common sense.… Expand
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VirginiaHJan 25, 2008
Wow! Some of guys should lighten up. Laughter is good for the soul. If you expect to see a drama, then don't go see a movie that's obviously meant to be silly. I liked the way the movie made fun of 300 (even though I love the Wow! Some of guys should lighten up. Laughter is good for the soul. If you expect to see a drama, then don't go see a movie that's obviously meant to be silly. I liked the way the movie made fun of 300 (even though I love the movie) and various stars. Oh and Kenny M., you have a lot of nerve telling someone else to get their GED. Why don't you learn the difference between "there" and "they're"? I guess your high school education was a huge waste of taxpayer dollars!… Expand
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JeffJ.Jan 25, 2008
As bad as you'd expect but even worse... films like this being given distribution sometimes make me want to quit the business altogether.
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JohnB.Jan 25, 2008
Slightly better than epic movie, but still fail.
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CameronL.Jan 25, 2008
I was going to give this film a 1 out of sheer awe of the filmmaker who is willing to attach his name to this pile of garbage. But wait, Aaron Seltzer is a pseudonym, so the film gets a zero. But, in all seriousness, I'm half convinced I was going to give this film a 1 out of sheer awe of the filmmaker who is willing to attach his name to this pile of garbage. But wait, Aaron Seltzer is a pseudonym, so the film gets a zero. But, in all seriousness, I'm half convinced that the writers/directors are out to intentionally insult the intelligence of their audience. Rather than being an engaging pastiche of homage, allusion, and playful parody, the film is a repulsive Kindergarten's collage of non-sequitor, lowbrow humor that panders to an audience group even lower than the fanboys. The movie caters to those who would rather laugh for one second than think for even three, as evidenced by the frantic pacing of the mostly slapstick jokes. I doubt that the filmmakers could execute a simple pratfall without having whatever character trip through three or four unfunny pop culture allusions on his way down. The simple solution to this spreading problem of low moviemaking standards is not to see this film. The studios clearly don't care about how well-reviewed their movies are, so the only way to stop them from putting out another awful spoof movie is to avoid seeing the ones that they are producing right now. It will be by the grace of God if this movie makes less than 2 or 3 million, because awful profit margins are the only way to cut off Friedberg and Seltzer's funding.… Expand
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helloyouJan 25, 2008
Big Fat Goose Egg Anyone who sees this movie is what is wrong with the world. You should truly be ashamed of yourself.
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SiMJan 25, 2008
Kenny M. it's they're not there, when you are attempting to make someone look stupid you may want to make sure you don't make yourself look worse.
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BrittanyK.Jan 25, 2008
meet the Spartans had some scenes that made you laugh a little too loud. The acting was bad, but in spoof movies it always is. It was a full throttle blast that is not to over the top.
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EricHJan 25, 2008
Hey, Kenny M. If you're going to call other people "incompetent high school drop outs," maybe you should double check your own comment for proper grammar first. It's not "There the same thing," it's "They're [as in Hey, Kenny M. If you're going to call other people "incompetent high school drop outs," maybe you should double check your own comment for proper grammar first. It's not "There the same thing," it's "They're [as in they+are] the same thing." Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. [Nobody judges idiots harsher than other idiots.] Anyway, this movie is not perfect, and it doesn't aim to be. At least these "rehash comedies" are honest in what they're doing. They're not claiming to have an original plot, in fact they're an engaging form of satire because they reuse, for the purpose of comedy, cliches, tropes, and stock rhetorical methods other "serious" or … Expand
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JoshKJan 25, 2008
yeah, its a shame that this even gets funding from a studio. this should not be allowed in the same theatres that actually show films that had effort and thought put into them.
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ColonBlowJan 25, 2008
I hate anyone that claims to like this film. If my friends liked this, I would stop speaking to them. I would agree that the Holocaust never happened long before I would pay to see this film.
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JakeL.Jan 25, 2008
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! I cannot stress that enough. After being dragged to the Comebacks, I was foolish enough to think that Meet The Spartans might actually be good. Not surprisingly, it wasn't good at all. Hollywood needs to realize DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! I cannot stress that enough. After being dragged to the Comebacks, I was foolish enough to think that Meet The Spartans might actually be good. Not surprisingly, it wasn't good at all. Hollywood needs to realize that the spoof genre needs a break.… Expand
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JohnL.Jan 25, 2008
Kenny, its "They're" not "There". Plus, this movie looks absolutely despicable.
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JimJJan 25, 2008
Best movie ever!
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DeanF.Jan 25, 2008
Best movie ever made! You guys dont know youre talking about! The Transformer was super awesome! F U
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AaronMJan 25, 2008
I'm not even going to see this movie. I just want to respond to Kenny M who critiqued Jim C. I like how you call someone else an idiot when you typed "there they same thing". Umm, 3rd graders know better grammar than you! Learn the I'm not even going to see this movie. I just want to respond to Kenny M who critiqued Jim C. I like how you call someone else an idiot when you typed "there they same thing". Umm, 3rd graders know better grammar than you! Learn the difference between their, they're, and there before you try to judge someone else.… Expand
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BoredJan 25, 2008
I'm with Jim C... It's not that funny and the acting is terrible. Let's give it a 10!
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JimJonesJan 24, 2008
This movie was another failed attempt at funny for Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Other than the Brittney Spears bit, there was nothing of merit in this movie. Perhaps their next flick should be called "Funny Movie" because the name is This movie was another failed attempt at funny for Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Other than the Brittney Spears bit, there was nothing of merit in this movie. Perhaps their next flick should be called "Funny Movie" because the name is never indicative to the content when it's coming from these two.… Expand
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ChrisH.Jan 24, 2008
This movie was more or less just as good as epic movie. Leonidas was actually fairly close to looking like the 300 leonidas, but that's about it.
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ultrasultrasJan 24, 2008
I did not see this movie, but it was obviouse many of the ones who give it a poor rating did not even see the movie...so, thought I may as well play the same game.
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BobbyVJan 24, 2008
Phil, I love Digimon, so shut up. Anyways, this movie pretty much signals the end of the genre. It has come a long way from the endless wit seen in Airplane and The Naked Gun movies. Sure, it has been dying since the mid-90s, but this movie Phil, I love Digimon, so shut up. Anyways, this movie pretty much signals the end of the genre. It has come a long way from the endless wit seen in Airplane and The Naked Gun movies. Sure, it has been dying since the mid-90s, but this movie should pretty much be the last nail in the coffin of spoof-comedies. It makes me sad, but at least we'll always have Hot Shots to look back on.… Expand
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AlecL.Jan 24, 2008
Anyone else think there's a 9?10 chance that Jim C is a member of this movie's crew? I'd bet my first born.
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KennyM.Jan 24, 2008
Wow Jim C., you are an idiot. Did you use your brain, and your mind too, to deduce that this movie has a "good screenplay, and good script too."? There the same thing you incompetent high school drop-out!!! Go to alternative school and get Wow Jim C., you are an idiot. Did you use your brain, and your mind too, to deduce that this movie has a "good screenplay, and good script too."? There the same thing you incompetent high school drop-out!!! Go to alternative school and get your GED so you can, at least, make sense when you are praising films that shouldn't even be graced with the title of "film".… Expand
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PhilC.Jan 24, 2008
Those of you who are giving it a ten need to die. you're retarded. go kill yourself, because you're probably like 9 years old and you're parents hate you. I wouldn't be surprised if you went home today from elementary Those of you who are giving it a ten need to die. you're retarded. go kill yourself, because you're probably like 9 years old and you're parents hate you. I wouldn't be surprised if you went home today from elementary school with all your Pokemon clothing and Digimon games on your lawn, with all your windows and doors locked so you can't get back in.… Expand
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AnthonyCJan 23, 2008
Its not a hit-and-miss, its a hit-and-laugh. Not just that its actually very entertaining, not gloomily dull like Epic Movie, any of the Scary Movies, and date Movie. This is Jaon Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer at the top of their game!!!!!!
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ShodanJan 23, 2008
I weep for any one who actually sees this. It looks so stupid it actually makes me angry.
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MovieFanJan 21, 2008
This is the worst film in the history of time. In fact, calling it a 'film' is more praise than it deserves. It is simply a mess, without a single redeeming feature. The only people who would enjoy this are either drunk, stoned or This is the worst film in the history of time. In fact, calling it a 'film' is more praise than it deserves. It is simply a mess, without a single redeeming feature. The only people who would enjoy this are either drunk, stoned or severely brain-damaged. I thought the Scary Movies were good for a laugh, but it is really obvious now that Friedberg and Setzer are utterly devoid of talent and were simply relying on the Wayans Brothers to cover for them.… Expand
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GlenCJan 21, 2008
The style and fashion is exactly the same as Epic Movie's, which is probably the only reason why people are saying awful things about this. But from my opinion, this is a flawless, fun, thrilling, sweet little adventure fueled with a The style and fashion is exactly the same as Epic Movie's, which is probably the only reason why people are saying awful things about this. But from my opinion, this is a flawless, fun, thrilling, sweet little adventure fueled with a high adrenaline of 2007 movie spoofs.… Expand
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JimCJan 21, 2008
I decided to rate this movie because when I saw it on here, it got 1.2/10. For me, that is way to low. I just saw this movie, and as a very big fan of 300, it is just a bunch of fun watching a slack hangover idea, and it isn't that I decided to rate this movie because when I saw it on here, it got 1.2/10. For me, that is way to low. I just saw this movie, and as a very big fan of 300, it is just a bunch of fun watching a slack hangover idea, and it isn't that funny once you get into it. But despite that, to settle the results, this movie was surprisingly good. It is very pleasant, the acting was terrible, but from what I saw, they intrigued me, their ideas are very basing and never off colour when relating to each movie. Anyways I thought it was a blast, much better than last year's Epic Movie crap. And the quality was actually very good, good screenplay, and good script too.… Expand
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RonSJan 21, 2008
The worst movie in years. Why would they do this to us? Why?!
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