Meet the Spartans
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: January 25, 2008
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GiugiMay 13, 2023
This movie sucks, but all in all that's what he wanted to achieve so he does a great job. But the film doesn't even entertain and it doesn't make you laugh so it's worse than the worst.
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robertoiglesiasApr 11, 2020
Hey, um can someone help me? I don't know which is worse: this pile of s*it or Disaster Movie.
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JPKJan 26, 2020
Please, Stop
Meet The Spartans is painful to watch, Unfunny, Stupid beyond belief, And outright pathetic.
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drlowdonApr 7, 2018
PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with asPLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

How did these god awful "parodies" become such a regular fixture on the movie landscape? They all follow the same formula; pick a popular movie, add in a few so called jokes and fill the rest of the time with as many nonsensical pop-culture references as possible. It wasn't funny in the first place and it doesn't get any better the more of these movies get made.… Expand
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mrdr4gonDec 15, 2017
Watch the trailer. No the full thing isn't better. It's just as bad, but for like 80+ minutes. Please don't watch this film. Please don't waste the gift of life in that way.
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EpicLadySpongeFeb 22, 2016
This movie gives everyone brain damage from this amount of stupidity this movie gives out and sadly you'll have to pass this one or suffer the consequences.
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FozzyMar 8, 2014
This movie is chock full of terrible humour, if it can be called that. We know this. We knew this before the movie came out, we knew this during its theatrical run and, six years after its release, we still know this. As a comedy, this filmThis movie is chock full of terrible humour, if it can be called that. We know this. We knew this before the movie came out, we knew this during its theatrical run and, six years after its release, we still know this. As a comedy, this film fails on all counts, because it's brutally unfunny. This film represents the very worst of American comedy. This is comedy that's gone through liposuction, and is suffering the immediate after-effect. It's painfully boring, painfully unfunny and painfully painful.

And what makes this even worse is the fact that Seltzer and Friedberg could actually be... talented. Bear with me for a moment, let me explain. Look at this film. While the humour and the parody (i.e. the reason we're watching the movie) fail, this film is competently made. The camerawork's quite good, as is the lighting, and I think, if it wasn't a comedy movie, the writing could be acceptable. If Seltzer and Friedberg were to sit down and try to write a decent story with decent dialogue that relied in no way on humour or wit, it would be decent.

It wouldn't be astounding, but it'd be decent. If they pushed the actors far enough, they could deliver good performances, I'm sure of that. I seriously doubt that all of the guys in this film are actually bad actors. Greg Sestero isn't a bad actor, as much as The Room will make you think otherwise. And I think a lot of the cast of this film could give decent performances. Not great, mind you, but decent. I think, if this movie were different, not a parody film but an actual movie, it would be decent. Certainly not great, probably not good, and maybe not even average, but it wouldn't be as absolutely god awful as this was. This film is a failure on almost all counts, and shouldn't exist.… Expand
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FilmVirtueFeb 15, 2014
This film is nothing but another terrible parody of movies by the same guys who directed Date Movie. Like always they contain nothing but stupid humor, dull gags and plot less situations. In other words I thought the film was "utterly dreadful".
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Rox22Sep 29, 2013
This has to be the worst "movie" I ever saw. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. The jokes are stupid, the "acting" an insult to the profession.

Overall: I would rather spend 83 minutes being beaten with razor wires, than watchThis has to be the worst "movie" I ever saw. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. The jokes are stupid, the "acting" an insult to the profession.

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I would rather spend 83 minutes being beaten with razor wires, than watch this abomination again. Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, you should be ashamed (an ideally publicly castrated.)… Expand
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JmsbppJul 15, 2013
Twentieth century fox es un completo desastre cuando intenta hacer una pelicula que comienza diciendo una loca pelicula de... totalmente ridicula un mal humor estupido un total desastre.
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ScreenagerApr 5, 2013
I HATED this movie. In fact it's not even a movie. It is a poorly compiled collection of sketches rife with pop-culture references and toilet humour. The "jokes" are all old and get annoying very fast. The only "funny" thing about the movieI HATED this movie. In fact it's not even a movie. It is a poorly compiled collection of sketches rife with pop-culture references and toilet humour. The "jokes" are all old and get annoying very fast. The only "funny" thing about the movie is that there are people stupid enough to pay to see it. NB If you like this movie you should go see a psychiatrist.… Expand
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SeriosityMar 22, 2013
The worst of the Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movies. Plenty of comedies are simply not funny, but this is something much worse: an abomination with complete disregard for film as an art form.
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chemicalreaperNov 1, 2012
5 minutes was all I could watch of this film. It was so horrendously bad that, if it were any worse, it should have caused mass suicides at movie theaters everywhere.
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XgashhJul 28, 2012
Watched it 4 years ago at cinema it was terrible, jsut a wasting of money nothing more this movie sux alot some lame jokes and naked men. 1 point or paris hilton
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smijatovJun 10, 2012
When one thinks he's seen all the stupid films in the world, along comes "Meet the Spartans." There is, truthfully, very little one can and should say about this beyond the fact that it is atrocious. So utterly unoriginal and boring, withWhen one thinks he's seen all the stupid films in the world, along comes "Meet the Spartans." There is, truthfully, very little one can and should say about this beyond the fact that it is atrocious. So utterly unoriginal and boring, with stupid slapstick humour, horrible screenplay and straightout insultingly bad acting, this offers NOTHING positive. If you are an 13 year pubescent boy, you might find something interesting, but even then, that's still a question. Utterly horrible. 0/10… Expand
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iKevinMay 26, 2012
I can say about this movie? is bad, bad, bad. Does not entertain much, bad actors, mocks good movies, history nonexistent. It has 3 or 4 scenes that make you laugh, but man! could not make it better? much it cost?
It is one of the worstI can say about this movie? is bad, bad, bad. Does not entertain much, bad actors, mocks good movies, history nonexistent. It has 3 or 4 scenes that make you laugh, but man! could not make it better? much it cost?
It is one of the worst movies of the year, or decade.… Expand
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carlj12345Nov 13, 2011
One of the most awful films I have watched, was very predictable and bought out nearly every cliche in the book. Also is the same as nearly every other parody movie that has ever been written. I strongly suggest you don't ever even thinkOne of the most awful films I have watched, was very predictable and bought out nearly every cliche in the book. Also is the same as nearly every other parody movie that has ever been written. I strongly suggest you don't ever even think about watching this film. The only reason I scored it as 1 is because it is indeed a film, and yes they used a camera to film it, that is all I can take away from this dreadful experience.… Expand
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wordy_actionsAug 28, 2011
Vomit. Pure pop-culture vomit. This movie references other movies and events and expects you to laugh at the mere mention of them. It's the worst kind of 'comedy'. The 88 good reviews for this movie are a disgrace. Shame on everyone who likesVomit. Pure pop-culture vomit. This movie references other movies and events and expects you to laugh at the mere mention of them. It's the worst kind of 'comedy'. The 88 good reviews for this movie are a disgrace. Shame on everyone who likes this movie, you're better than this. You don't have to be a mindless troglodyte. This movie is unfunny, offensive, homophobic, and repetitive beyond belief. There is no creativity and no funny performances. This movie is sh*t.… Expand
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ArkonBladeOct 27, 2010
i knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad ii knew this film was gona be stupid and only wached it cause a friend borrowed it to me and said it was kinda funny. well he was wrong its a god awful mess and unfunny as can be. i couldnt even finish waching the whole movie it was so bad i think i turned it off 2/3 of the way through it which i dont know how i even made it that far into it .maybe if i had a IQ of a shovel i might have found this funny.… Expand
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Stephchan1901Oct 1, 2010
Ummm, lets see what don't i like about Meet the Spartans? It has horendeous acting, lame script, and Oh yeah not to mention the fact that its making fun of quality movies.... I guess Hollywood is running out of ideas.
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gagaforeverSep 20, 2010
HORRENDOUS!!!!! I think that after the other spoofs bombed that people would not try to make more...Like who does this..And the part with the penguin blowing white diarrhea into the guys mouth was just unexceptable and disgusting
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BrianVMar 20, 2010
The worst movie i have ever seen. The biggest problem: it desperately TRIES to be funny, but it certainly is not. It if full of crude and bad humor, bad acting and no story whatsoever: this movie excists only of events from the real 300 The worst movie i have ever seen. The biggest problem: it desperately TRIES to be funny, but it certainly is not. It if full of crude and bad humor, bad acting and no story whatsoever: this movie excists only of events from the real 300 movie. i REALY can't believe this piece of garbage made it to the cinema.… Expand
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RoflC.Jan 28, 2010
An Immature, Unfunny ultimately epic fail of a movie. If you think its funny, congratulations you have the sense of humor of a 6th grader.
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DesmondLAug 5, 2009
I don't like this movie, unfunny, bad humor, a Persian is a Rapper, Worst movies in 21th century. 300 movies is better than this unfunny movies.
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RobertBJun 6, 2009
Absolutely excruciating to watch. The only laugable part of the movie was the man boobs joke. You must be mentally retarded to laugh at this so called comedy. They ate up pop culture and puked it back up and made a movie.
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DavidKMay 9, 2009
Awfull it was about as funny as the plague. Crap actors crap actresses and crap writers. Be ashamed at this poor work. Nobody above 15 would give this anymore than a 1.
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RichardAMay 8, 2009
I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying I didn't watch all of it, because I actually have some remnants of a life. But what I did watch made the "THIS IS SPARTA!" joke lose all funniness, made me uncomfortable around my parents and made me want to cry as my slowly liquefying brain drooled from my ear. I'd say this is typical American humour, all gay jokes and pop culture references, even American humour has a one up on this garbage. I'm surprised these people can't take a hint.… Expand
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Redwolf2kMar 25, 2009
I had promised myself after seeing the trailers that i would not watch this movie...ever. Well, one rainy boring afternoon I caved and decided to download it and let me say I am glad no one got my money for this movie. When people go and see I had promised myself after seeing the trailers that i would not watch this movie...ever. Well, one rainy boring afternoon I caved and decided to download it and let me say I am glad no one got my money for this movie. When people go and see movies like Meet the Spartans and Date Movie etc. they are telling hollywood that they approve of it's bottom barrel swill being poured out every 4-5 months when they need to make a quick buck. The pop-culture references are well overdone, almost all the jokes drag on and all of them are unfunny. The fact that this has received reviews of 10 by people who honestly believe this is how a good parody movie is made, just shows me how MTV has dumb down this generation.… Expand
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DiegoL.Jan 5, 2009
Terrible. It's not funny, rude and disgusting. Watch "300", the original, and enjoy it. This is ofensive.
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RogerPNov 4, 2008
I haven't seen this movie yet. you've all spoiled it for me. the rating of 0 is for all you spoil sports. can't you at least wait for everyone to see the movie before you start trashing it? I'm very disappointed and i I haven't seen this movie yet. you've all spoiled it for me. the rating of 0 is for all you spoil sports. can't you at least wait for everyone to see the movie before you start trashing it? I'm very disappointed and i don't mind telling you.… Expand
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RyanAOct 19, 2008
I had more fun leaving the theater halfway during the film than watching it. The highlight of my day going to the movie theaters was removing a piece of gum from my shoe.
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MikeAAug 30, 2008
I went to see this after being told it was meant to be pretty funny, knowing absolutely nothing about the film except it was a parody of The 300. Which sounded like it could be a pretty good idea! GOD that was a mistake. Never AGAIN. It I went to see this after being told it was meant to be pretty funny, knowing absolutely nothing about the film except it was a parody of The 300. Which sounded like it could be a pretty good idea! GOD that was a mistake. Never AGAIN. It clunked along from unfunny joke to obvious pop culture reference, never once approaching anything remotely resembling humour. Which wouldn't be so bad if the jokes weren't so obviously stitched in! The entire film read like a sketch show gone wrong, like not a moment could go by without some "wacky" reference being ploughed into our faces. Humour works best when it's integrated into the film but, amazingly, here it serves to make it even MORE unfunny and distracting. Meet The Spartans is, easily, the worst film I have ever seen and probably ever will see, and there's no reason for anyone to want to watch it again. Come on. Let's forget this film ever existed. We can do it, guys.… Expand
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IronCrueAug 22, 2008
This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... This movie was not at all clever, or funny. HAHAHA, they danced instead of fought!! AHAHA, who didnt see that coming? That movie was worse than date movie, and epic movie, both which i hated.They are coming out with an even worse movie.... These people are stupid as hell.… Expand
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KevinT.Aug 22, 2008
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have successfully destroyed what the Wayans Brothers started, with the help of Carmen Electra, Craig Mazin and Ken Davitian. Witless, terrible.
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AnonymousAug 6, 2008
Wilhelm B. is either a troll or a complete moron.
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GirenI.Aug 5, 2008
Just write this review makes me wanna puke. I'll give this movie minus 10 if could.
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PaulL.Jul 21, 2008
This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot This is an insult to most Hollywood legends. Even very unfunny of the parody genre. Dear Jason and Aaron, please stop making those movies please. It ruined your career and think about your Language arts well. Every movie you make is bad plot and uninspiring characters.… Expand
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RudyS.Jul 20, 2008
Bad. Just unfunny and bad.
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RazvanT.Jul 17, 2008
You should buy a ticket for this movie only if you are desperately needing to use the cinema's bathroom.
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DanL.Jul 12, 2008
American Idol reference might have been funny when it premiered in 2003, but they aren't funny any more. All the jokes tried too hard and despite the fact that I saw it for free, I have never felt like I wasted more time in my life.
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AdrianN.Jul 12, 2008
These two incompetent idiots should be ashamed of their work...any other person would have lost their job for producing such rubbish.....this story is based on a real event where three hundred sacrificed themselves...and to have these two These two incompetent idiots should be ashamed of their work...any other person would have lost their job for producing such rubbish.....this story is based on a real event where three hundred sacrificed themselves...and to have these two despicable people make fun of this is abhorrent...it's like making fun of Schindler's List or the holocaust.… Expand
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AndrewB.Jul 10, 2008
Wilhelm, I can understand what you're saying, as I've also seen every Family Guy episode and Scary Movies 1-4 (I wasn't a fan of 4, though). However, a piece of toaster strudel would have enough knowledge of pop culture to get Wilhelm, I can understand what you're saying, as I've also seen every Family Guy episode and Scary Movies 1-4 (I wasn't a fan of 4, though). However, a piece of toaster strudel would have enough knowledge of pop culture to get every reference in this film, and the piece of toaster strudel would still find the film insufferable. This film makes the Scary Movie series look like the original Star Wars trilogy. The two writers who also directed this, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, are basically prostitutes who get money from mentally impaired 10-year-olds for shameless references mixed with Z-grade slapstick. An online petition should be created in the vein of the one for Uwe Boll: to stop these morality-devoid plagiarizers from ever making another film!… Expand
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JaredH.Jul 9, 2008
my sister actually liked this movie and it made me want to slap her in the face. this movie is the worst movie ever conceived by man. Whoever keeps on making these movies should get a job at mad tv. i liked scary movie 1 and that's only my sister actually liked this movie and it made me want to slap her in the face. this movie is the worst movie ever conceived by man. Whoever keeps on making these movies should get a job at mad tv. i liked scary movie 1 and that's only because it was something new at the time. i can't say this movie's plot sucked because i liked 300 but I'm only 15 and i thought this movie was immature. the jokes were all dumb and their was nothing good about this movie. i gave it a 1 because it made me happy when it was finally over.… Expand
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AlfredM.Jun 25, 2008
What a stupid movie, none of this was funny i mean using stupid videos from Youtube on a movie, I don't even think this should be a movie this is a witless dumb HORRIBLE movie what a disgrace to ALL movies.
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DandyForeverJun 24, 2008
There aren't any jokes, just endless pop culture references! It's not funny just because you say it! There has to be humour involved!
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NickR.Jun 23, 2008
This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who This is the most TASTELESS, UNINSPIRING, PIECE OF TRASH to ever have been my displeasure to see. I would rather watch every Uwe Bowel movie over and over again then ever see this movie again. It just goes to show how mindless everyone who votes above a 1 is.… Expand
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AubreyJJun 22, 2008
Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about Slothhar: How could you give this a ten? Or should i say, It doesn't surprise me that a person who can't spell "Which" properly, and uses chat abs, would think this mindless doper comedy would be good. You really should think about your life.… Expand
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GerrickC.Jun 20, 2008
There are some entertaining and even funny elements to this terrible movie, but most of the time you will wonder why you paid someone to see it. At times you will feel insulted by its outright stupidity and at other times you will feel deep There are some entertaining and even funny elements to this terrible movie, but most of the time you will wonder why you paid someone to see it. At times you will feel insulted by its outright stupidity and at other times you will feel deep regret for giving time to Meet the Spartans. So while there is little quality and even less purpose to watch it, there are a few redeeming qualities, but not many. And there are certainly not enough to warrant a single viewing let alone a purchase.… Expand
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ColinCJun 15, 2008
I have a friend...well, had a friend. His name was Mike. Mike was generally a happy kid. But unfortunately, a simple kid. You see, he was fooled by the promising trailers for Meet The Spartans. Poor guy, went to see it opening night.... A I have a friend...well, had a friend. His name was Mike. Mike was generally a happy kid. But unfortunately, a simple kid. You see, he was fooled by the promising trailers for Meet The Spartans. Poor guy, went to see it opening night.... A few hours later I receive a phone call... Mike was found in the back of the theater. He had eaten his own hand, suffocating himself...… Expand
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BenSJun 15, 2008
I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im I lost several friends by introducing them to this film predominantly because they killed themselves. I don't understand how anyone can be too stupid to understand the humor like the all too clever "Chicken N Chiblets" insists, but im fairly certain that merely the existence of pop culture references don't count as jokes without anything of substance behind them. a character eating subway and throwing it aside because it doesn't have mayo doesn't tend to make me laugh too hard.… Expand
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JohnEJun 15, 2008
This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at This movie is a waste it is just boring it has no story plot and it is not even funny. The whole scenes do seem to last for too long such as the pit of death scene you see one person getting kicked down their but repeated thats not funny at all. The break dancing scene was just boring I thought that would never end. The movie is pointless they just sick any old garbage in there along with old childish jokes such as fat jokes, mother jokes and gay jokes (there is far to many of them). Only an idiot will find this movie funny. If you are going to watch it you are wasting about 65 - 60 minutes of your life I had to sit through this in the cinema and it was like hell.… Expand
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TomSJun 9, 2008
You'd think that a film would actually attempt to catch the user's attention in the opening scenes. Not this film. It starts right out with the bestiality, torture, and groin "jokes" that were not funny in the least. We're not You'd think that a film would actually attempt to catch the user's attention in the opening scenes. Not this film. It starts right out with the bestiality, torture, and groin "jokes" that were not funny in the least. We're not sure where it went from there since we didn't make it much further than 5 minutes. What a stinker.… Expand
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PeterJ.Jun 6, 2008
This movie is an insult to anyone who has an IQ over 4.
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TomW.Jun 5, 2008
Quite possibly one of the worst films i have ever had the misfortune to see. I actually owe one of my friends 65 minutes of life as payment for forcing them to watch this piece of trash. However i paid it back by letting them watch blade Quite possibly one of the worst films i have ever had the misfortune to see. I actually owe one of my friends 65 minutes of life as payment for forcing them to watch this piece of trash. However i paid it back by letting them watch blade runner directors cut! That said meet the spartans is a terrible film and 9/11 was funnier. Fact.… Expand
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LiamR.Apr 24, 2008
Terrible. Completely, Utterly, Terrible. It left me sitting there trying to figure out towards the end if what they were saying was actually meant to be funny. About 500 jokes too many. Worst film i have ever seen.
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RammyLApr 13, 2008
This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have This video just made comedy into some kind of messed up movie which steals from different places and making fun of a person named Chris Crocker, Britney Spears and other people just because the movie makers would think that comedy would have those scenarios involved in it, I think this video was the worst media-subjected parady I've ever heard or seen.… Expand
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DeanBApr 13, 2008
Painful to watch.
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JonLApr 11, 2008
Utter rubbish. The worst film ever made, I think.
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MaxD.Apr 4, 2008
WACKY POP CULTURE REFERENCE MONTAGE! This movie will be outdated by the time is comes out on DVD, just like its material by the end of production.
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PsychosheepMar 31, 2008
id agree with most of these reviews, i went too watch it in the cinema instead of bowling and i have to say i left within 15 minutes, wasted 10quid on a film that sucked so bad, too many pathetic witless jokes, parodies over and over again id agree with most of these reviews, i went too watch it in the cinema instead of bowling and i have to say i left within 15 minutes, wasted 10quid on a film that sucked so bad, too many pathetic witless jokes, parodies over and over again which make this 1 of the worst films ive ever seen. ive seen the scary movie films and enjoyed them, but this is an abomination of what a spoof film really is.… Expand
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KennyMar 30, 2008
This film is the worst film I ever saw. I wasted my money for this film and now I am regretting it. If you think this film is brilliant or good then you must find most things in everyday life very funny. This film was like some other films, This film is the worst film I ever saw. I wasted my money for this film and now I am regretting it. If you think this film is brilliant or good then you must find most things in everyday life very funny. This film was like some other films, commercials, and celebrities and their problems mixed together. The best part of this film was when it ended. I did find VERY FEW parts of the movie some what hilarious, but thats about it.… Expand
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BuzzMar 22, 2008
Elmer, I am 100% certain that the people slamming this movie the most are not fans of 300. In case you are unaware: 300 wasn't that great a movie, and didn't get very good reviews.
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TomJMar 15, 2008
Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is Violently unfunny. In fact, the only thing about this that makes me laugh is that a movie so creatively bankrupt, so insultingly moronic, so bereft of anything approaching wit can reach number 1 in the US box office. Every single "joke" is signposted either by the narrator or the characters saying the name of the film they're referencing. I hate this, and if you like it, I hate you too.… Expand
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AnthonyF.Mar 13, 2008
Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has too many parodies that are crammed in every thirty seconds that the movie becomes a total disaster after the first minute and a half. With "Meet the Spartans" I did something I never thought I would ever have to do. I walked out of the theatre and went to see another film. It hurts to admit that, but it needed to be done. With a movie so inane and disgusting like this, I'm surprised others didn't follow me out the door.… Expand
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MichaelU.Mar 12, 2008
This movie is such a piece of s**t that I don't even want to talk about it. Watch literally anything else instead.
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GarryK.Mar 12, 2008
What a thoroughly dreadful
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AndyJ.Mar 10, 2008
How do these films keep getting an audience?and surely it would have been much funnier if the guys didn't look in great shape! these movies are bizarre,they seem aimed at 4 year olds ,yet have numerous sexual references and images
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VahndD.Mar 5, 2008
The most stupid movie I've ever seen It's rubbish waste my money to see this movie
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JasonL.Mar 3, 2008
the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture the trailer was the only funny parts of the entire movie combined into a 2 min rundown, literally there is no reason to even see this movie once you have viewed the trailer, the jokes are pathetic by any standards and the pop culture references were already outdated by the time it came out. The musical numbers made me die a little on the inside. Your money is better spent buying tacks...and eating them, at least then it will be funny to someone.… Expand
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FelixK.Mar 3, 2008
There was one scene, that made me smile, but I've already forgotten which scene that was, because the other 63 3/4 minutes were disgusting and completely unfunny. Not even this "300"-crap deserves such a parody !
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JamesM.Mar 3, 2008
I was amazed by how Meet the Spartans could so shamelessly reuse so many 'jokes' in just 80 minutes.
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JacquesM.Mar 1, 2008
The only funny thing about this movie was the trailer. This was truly the worst most utterly crap movie in the history of crap movies.
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RobbieYFeb 26, 2008
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. How on earth do these guys get away with it?? How on earth does a studio release such drivel. I mean are there that many stupid and dense people on this earth that see these guys movies. I just don't get it. Anyone that has given this movie a score above 0 seriously needs to have a word with themselves. Just re-assess your lives. Somehow try to make things right and come to peace with yourselves and try to explain how you became so devoid of any intelligence that you thought this movie was worthy of a score above 0. There is no justice on this earth when good honest hard working people continue to struggle, and the likes of Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer are actually well off. Please God, with your infinite wisdom, prevent them from ever releasing another movie that continues to dumb down our population, as it appears that we as the human race have failed.… Expand
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TPFeb 22, 2008
This is the kind of movie that your afraid to laugh at, not only because it is unfunny, but because you realize how stupid you'll look to those around you.
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JagFeb 21, 2008
Wow. What was that I think my intelligence level literally lowered after watching this. I didn't even want to watch this but I let the idiot side of me take over me and I watched it. Man was that movie stupid. for starters how could Wow. What was that I think my intelligence level literally lowered after watching this. I didn't even want to watch this but I let the idiot side of me take over me and I watched it. Man was that movie stupid. for starters how could anyone even have the guts to make fun of a movie like 300. That movie rocked and anyone who made fun of it I want to harm. Much. The only thing that kept me from giving this movie a 0 was the part were king leonites was snapping Persians with a wet rag. This movie was only funny maybe ten minutes out of the eighty. This movie was terrible and valgar. If someone wants a good comedy they should watch Mr. Bean's holiday. If any one says that you have no sense of humor after watching this movie tell them to go re-think their life. This movie was awful for that I overly generously give it a one out of ten.… Expand
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MikePFeb 19, 2008
This movie was absolutely atrocious... enough said, I at least thought I would get a bit of a laugh out of this but the idea of this movie is a laugh in itself!
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JD.Feb 18, 2008
The first 15-20 minutes of the movie had some funny lines-gags but it still needed some help. Not worth the money to see it. I did like the part where he goes and sees the oracle.
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nonoFeb 15, 2008
I am voting to counteract Jucy J's counteract vote. Let's defeat the purpose of voting, shall we?
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SM.Feb 15, 2008
Wow. congratulations to that ONE GUY out there that gave this movie a ten. great job retard. lol and Janie says it sucks. And she's never wrong.
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SteveN.Feb 11, 2008
I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a I did survive. I watched all 80 minutes of this turd on the belief that it has to eventually get better. The first 10-minutes were as good as it gets. If you haven't left the theater demanding a refund, then strap into your seat for a meaningless 70-minute descent. I watched in morbid fascination as if seeing a random train wreck happening to music.… Expand
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TodderP.Feb 7, 2008
Seriously, utterly, spectacularly crap.
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EthanM.Feb 7, 2008
It was the worst movie I ever saw. The jokes weren't funny at all.
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PeterC.Feb 5, 2008
I can describe this in a nutshell: THIS IS SPARTA!! (kicks Jason and Aaron into the pit) I haven't watched this movie and judging by the trailers and the exclusive clips, I don't want to!
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MikeTFeb 4, 2008
The trailer was funnier than the movie... mostly because half the jokes in the trailer didn't make it to the movie. The scene with the Pit of Death deserves an 8, but it was the only time I really laughed. The movie fails on a number of The trailer was funnier than the movie... mostly because half the jokes in the trailer didn't make it to the movie. The scene with the Pit of Death deserves an 8, but it was the only time I really laughed. The movie fails on a number of levels, but unlike many of the critics quoted above, I have no desire to disembowel the producers.… Expand
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TaylorE.Feb 2, 2008
Quite simply the worst movie I've ever seen. I wasn't expecting brilliance, but I smiled maybe three times throughout the entire thing. Mostly just an excuse to have awful gay jokes and disgustingly stupid gross-out gags.
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ColinFeb 1, 2008
This should be enough to get their WGA membership revoked.
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MarcusT.Feb 1, 2008
What I found especially annoying was that there were so many MORE opportunities to spoof "The 300" that they missed, and I already had it in my head ready to view them on the wide screen. "The 300" was a rather over-blown gladiator flick What I found especially annoying was that there were so many MORE opportunities to spoof "The 300" that they missed, and I already had it in my head ready to view them on the wide screen. "The 300" was a rather over-blown gladiator flick with self-indulgent aspirations of artfullness that were totally absurd. I looked forward to seeing "300" shredded in "Meet the Spartans". Instead, I got to view some feeble adolescent slapstick stretched to 60 minutes. Shame on the producers for having so badly squandered a good idea on such trash as this. I hope when released on DVD, the manufacturer will have the sense to use re-recordable media.… Expand
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CWFeb 1, 2008
Quite possibly one of the least funny movies you'll ever see. The worst part is the director/writers who consider themselves the current king's of parody don't actually realize it's only because no one else is doing them.
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ChrisCJan 31, 2008
Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central Uhh. Don't parodies have to be clever to work? Not just pale references with the same predictable gross out jokes and gay jokes? It's like all those lame Comedy Central shows which started out Wednesday at 10:30 pm. Comedy Central thinks South Park works because it's raunchy and politically incorrect. They seem to have no idea that South Park was only a hit because it was raunchy, politically incorrect, AND clever. The 'clever' part is most important.… Expand
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SeniorAwesomeJan 30, 2008
I wasn't expecting this movie to be very good, so i just watched it online. But honestly, its only funny for maybe 10 minutes. it isn't worth watching on the internet, and its definitely not worth paying for.
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RetartedMovieJan 30, 2008
I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film I never seen the movie, But I know it is a retarded waste of time and money. I know this because I saw their first one, Date Movie, after wasting an hour and a half of my life on that, I pledged to never waste my time on the movies that film crew creates. How do they still have money to make these retarded movies? I would rather watch a documentary about pocket lint. Jim C, you gave this a 7? You must have lived under power lines when you were a child...or your real name is Ralph Wiggum.… Expand
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LukaFJan 30, 2008
These people should of really stopped at scary movie 3 date movie was crap scary movie 4 even more crap than date movie epic movie even more crap than scary movie 4 see the pattern??
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JamesF.Jan 29, 2008
Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Bad. Really really horrible. It doesn't get worse than this, please save yourself and run in the opposite direction of the theater that shows this. Warn your friends and neighbors. I'm not exaggerating, not kidding, I swear. Believe me, I implore you, I'm begging you to think twice. You'll thank me. Don't rent it, don't steal it, don't don't don't!… Expand
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EmmittN.Jan 29, 2008
This is a disgrace!
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JohnDJan 29, 2008
What a waste of perfectly good film reels. If Hollywood wants to be relevant again, stop making this crap.
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JohnGJan 29, 2008
The spoof genre is dead. This crap doesn't hold a candle to Airplane, Top Secret, etc.
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DamienRJan 28, 2008
This explains everything that's wrong with American that this movie made millions of dollars. I was actually PAID to see it, and I left.
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SqueefusL.Jan 27, 2008
It opened #1 in the box office, further proving that a movie doesn't have to be good to get money...and that people are idiots.
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StephanTJan 27, 2008
It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful It is likely that this is the worst movie possible. Some reviewers said that the 'zero' people should lighten up... Hey, I didn't expect anything from this movie and I got that. I also got beaten up by some of the most awful filmmaking on the planet. That, I didn't want. If you must pay for this movie, go to the theater and pay for someone else's ticket. If I could, I would give this less that zero.… Expand
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IhatethismovieJan 27, 2008
This film is the worst film ever made.
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