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NonoCatJan 1, 2023

Any moral criticism on the story behind the movie, while potentially valid, should not be addressed against the movie, but rather against the book.

I am scoring the movie a 10, but I do admit that various element of the story are in visibleAny moral criticism on the story behind the movie, while potentially valid, should not be addressed against the movie, but rather against the book.

I am scoring the movie a 10, but I do admit that various element of the story are in visible contrast with principles purported by other movement like notably the "MeToo" movement.

Even in this conditions, one should not judge the work only on the basis of morality.… Expand

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BasilZeroJun 4, 2023

Fifty Shades of Grey. The main female character's acting was good but the rest of the movie....not so good. The premise of the story is so ridiculous it was laughable, the way the plot moved, I laughed several times. My wife gave me the movieFifty Shades of Grey. The main female character's acting was good but the rest of the movie....not so good. The premise of the story is so ridiculous it was laughable, the way the plot moved, I laughed several times. My wife gave me the movie a 5....I'll give it a 4.

Presentation with the film, audio and filming sets were all great. Story not good and characters were just laughable except for the main character when she was normal.… Expand

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KelvinSelimorFeb 22, 2023

Fifty Shades of Grey. Sexual pain. The highly anticipated adaptation of E. L. James' bestseller of the same name has erupted into an online battle of who defended the film and who drenched it, from Dakota Johnson's protagonist to whips. AfterFifty Shades of Grey. Sexual pain. The highly anticipated adaptation of E. L. James' bestseller of the same name has erupted into an online battle of who defended the film and who drenched it, from Dakota Johnson's protagonist to whips. After watching the film, I can say with confidence that he clearly does not deserve all that hate. It turned out to be a strong romantic drama, of course, with an erotic bias. The main couple showed their characters perfectly, with almost 100% hit in the book version. Also in this film, the music is excellently chosen and although there are few songs, they perfectly emphasize everything that happens on the screen.… Expand

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All_ButTrU4Dec 22, 2022

Absolutely hilarious to watch if you're anything like me and enjoy some cringe from time to time. It's rigid performances and sobering book accuracy make for one of the most unnatural romance films in recent history. There is no chemistryAbsolutely hilarious to watch if you're anything like me and enjoy some cringe from time to time. It's rigid performances and sobering book accuracy make for one of the most unnatural romance films in recent history. There is no chemistry here,no drama,no concerning conflict. Just a billionaire with unresolved ptsd and a God complex. It's unfortunate how seeing the supposedly sexy words that captured many on pages be said by real life people without discernable irony such as the repulsive flirting post contract negotiation or the now infamous don't make love I **** To be honest I can't really admonish the film as it didn't have a lot to go on but with that said the actors didn't help. Jamie Dornan is unwatchable as the presumably (I presume because it's never expressed) sexy bachelor, he feels wooden and not in the intended way Christian was written (albeit terribly) to be. Dakota Johnson at least attempts and is unsuprisingly the only one willing to go bare for the sake of her charater. Another thing I found frustrating was how no arcs were explored satisfyingly such as José attempted assault, the family dinner,his intimacy issues,Anna's fears etc. They just use every scene as interludes b4 they f ,nit as opportunities to develop characters. Overall this is a sprawling yet bare 2hr disappointment that I can't stop chastising.… Expand

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Gts08Jun 25, 2022

Horrible for both a movie and a porn film. IDK why critics gave it 46 **** points.
I am giving it a 1, because I'm purehearted. Anyways, **** it, this didn't even happen... THIS STUPID BULL**** DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER FILM! :)
Conclusion:Horrible for both a movie and a porn film. IDK why critics gave it 46 **** points.
I am giving it a 1, because I'm purehearted. Anyways, **** it, this didn't even happen... THIS STUPID BULL**** DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER FILM! :)

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kyle20ellisMar 23, 2022

Hopefully, as a heterosexual female student in her twenties with a love of film that spreads across all genres and decades, this will come over as a fair assessment of a film that genuinely did nothing for me.

Have not read the books, thoughHopefully, as a heterosexual female student in her twenties with a love of film that spreads across all genres and decades, this will come over as a fair assessment of a film that genuinely did nothing for me.

Have not read the books, though have heard conflicting opinions that has mostly been intense dislike. The reason for watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey' was not due to wanting to hate on it, being a negative person, curiosity but for the reason of being at a film night with friends recently and 'Fifty Shades of Grey' happened to be the film choice. Just for the record, the general consensus ranged from indifference to hating it with a passion.

There are two minor pros. The best thing about 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is most of the beguiling soundtrack, that has a soothing nostalgia and appropriately amorous quality, this is all for the song choices though. 'Fifty Shades of Grey' also looks good, nice use of scenery and very nicely shot.

On the other hand, Danny Elfman's score is one-note and repetitive, as well as too derivative of his recent work. He has composed some wonderful stuff ('Edward Scissorhands' is magical) but this is really not his best work. The direction has slickness but overall is too mannered which really affects the film's tone and pacing.

Regarding the acting, none of the supporting cast are of note, including Marcia Gay Harden, but a larger issue is the two leads and their complete lack of chemistry. Understated can be a lovely quality to acting, as long as it also becomes nuanced and with believability given to the dialogue. Dakota Johnson, especially in the first third, is too understated that it feels more like there is a lack of personality or emotion. Jamie Dornan looks uncomfortable throughout, delivers his cringe-worthy lines awkwardly and is just bland as dishwater with no charisma whatsoever. Chemistry is non-existent.

'Fifty Shades of Grey's' dialogue does them absolutely no favours, dialogue so bad that absolutely nobody (even the best actors and actresses) can do anything with it. It causes unintentional laughter throughout, is embarrassingly clunky and is pure smut. Then there is the story that is so thin structurally, heavy in repetition, so badly plodding and without style or atmosphere that the film feels twice as long, with the sexual elements done far too tamely and the BDSM portrayal deceitful. None of the characters are engaging or interesting, practically ciphers.

All in all, a very poor film with two minor pros and the rest of the film massively flawed. 2/10 Bethany Cox… Expand

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ComandanteCobraOct 15, 2021

Boring and uninspired movie. It was inspired by a fan fiction and it shows..with its basic and derivated plot, Mary Sue protagonist, childish "hot" scenes. It looks like a direct to video b-movie.
Dialogues are terrible, stiff acting, sillyBoring and uninspired movie. It was inspired by a fan fiction and it shows..with its basic and derivated plot, Mary Sue protagonist, childish "hot" scenes. It looks like a direct to video b-movie.
Dialogues are terrible, stiff acting, silly scenery....and the much discussed Hot Stuff...well..are boring. Erotic scenes don't show anything (you'll see more in an HBO tv show) and comically awkward rather than "hot and scandalous"
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LancedSoulSep 22, 2021

The Razzie Awards sure did drop some shade onto this movie and basically the Twilight, but worse…

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meydianarizki21Nov 3, 2020

I felt violated afterwards!

This movie basically tries to make abuse look sexy! The characters have the emotional IQ of a three year old, especially the lead female role. I read two of the three books out of pure curiosity, but startedI felt violated afterwards!

This movie basically tries to make abuse look sexy! The characters have the emotional IQ of a three year old, especially the lead female role.

I read two of the three books out of pure curiosity, but started skipping entire pages and later chapters just to get through the book. Who has sex three or four times a day!? The books are childlike and absolutely boring. Also, they have no storyline other than two people permanently having sex, a woman with no backbone and an absolutely narcissistic controlling man!

Also, if you tell a guy that you are still a virgin, his response should NOT BE let me help you with that problem!!!

The movie and the books are creepy. Since when has it become sexy for a woman not to be able to choose how she wants to dress, what she wants to eat, where she wants to go....even her cellphone, exercise and waxing habits are under his control. She is basically just a possession.

The movie is rated 16 only! Not nearly enough. I sat in the movies with giggling 16-18 year olds and thought to myself this movie should not be seen by anyone younger than 25 and in a healthy relationship with common sense to realize that this is not healthy or normal. I would feel ashamed if I was the parent who allowed my 16 year old to watch this movie! This is the basis that these emotionally fragile children will build their relationships on one day! This movie opened a lot of doors that needed to stay shut!

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Dragonfly44Oct 25, 2020

Its poorly made but theres hints of what could of been an interesting story buried underneath all the garbage. 39/100

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KhareOct 4, 2020

Absolute garbage with unnecessary over cheesy dialogues and very weak female character that can't survive without the male lead . There is no plot to the movie and the story is total trash, there isn't even a story around the charecters here.Absolute garbage with unnecessary over cheesy dialogues and very weak female character that can't survive without the male lead . There is no plot to the movie and the story is total trash, there isn't even a story around the charecters here. well what can you expect as this book was inspired by Twilight which is another trash of a film and a book… Expand

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Destruct_Aug 9, 2020

This movie is bad VERY BAD the Carachters don't make sense the dialogs are ridiculous. And the acting is mediocre. If you want to watch a good movie don't watch this

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Movielov43Jul 26, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Finally a sexy romantic movie with a twist. Jamie Dornan brought out Christian Gray to perfection, he had me feeling like I understood the character pain and his desire.… Expand

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WitoJul 9, 2020

It's a boring soft core porn with terrible writing, non sequitur plots and horrible chemistry between characters. Dont waste you're time.

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SapnaJun 16, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Fantastic movie I'm sure after watching only first part you will fall in love with Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey There are also very wonderful, beautiful love story… Expand

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Dimorelia2003Mar 9, 2020

The best movie! It’s not simple porn like some people say, even if you disappear all the explicit scenes the story is great.

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FilipeNetoFeb 20, 2020

Spank me like you do.

This film was undoubtedly one of the biggest box office hits of the decade, but it was largely due to the already dizzying success of the original material, the erotic novels by E. L. James. I have no doubt that theSpank me like you do.

This film was undoubtedly one of the biggest box office hits of the decade, but it was largely due to the already dizzying success of the original material, the erotic novels by E. L. James. I have no doubt that the audience that went to see this film did it out of curiosity or because they had previously read the books and liked it. So, the film already had a well defined target audience. But as I have not read the books (nor do I intend to) I will speak only of the film.

Overall, I found the plot very weak. Anastasia Steele is a shy, sexually inexperienced young woman who immediately feels a strong attraction to Christian Gray, a young millionaire with an almost latent aggressiveness. From there, the two have a relationship full of fetishes of authority and pain, where the romance insists on arising and leaving both confused and bewildered, especially Gray, who seems to carry a lot of childhood traumas and like to discount all that on the body. of their young sex slaves. This is the plot of the film, and I am aware that the book is the same, but the truth is that it makes no sense, if we take into account the normal and expected reactions between a man and a woman ...

Observe carefully: first, it is almost impossible to find, today, a young adult totally inexperienced in bed and in sex. It can happen, of course, but it is rare. The first meeting between them is also something that could only happen in a book: Anastásia, who should interview Gray, is so tense and shy that she doesn't even know what she is doing! And he, a very busy man, gives ten minutes to a young woman who has not rigorously prepared herself for the interview she wanted to do! He is an intense, even brutal man, who could have any woman, but he is enchanted by the tastiest girl on the planet. Even so, he does not intend a normal courtship, but a sexual and possession relationship, bureaucratic, well defined on paper, forgetting that quickly when the desire and passion became uncontrollable. And everything happens in a fraction of ... days? One day she is in his office, not knowing what to ask him and, a short time later, she is relaxed talking to his mother as if she were already part of the family. None of this makes sense, but this is just a bit of the absurdities of the whole story, common to the film and books.

Dakota Johnson is perfect for her character, as she is a totally uninteresting woman, who could go unnoticed by the eyes of the most ardent of males. For his part, Jamie Dornan is too kind and friendly to be Christian Gray. His character should harmoniously combine the beauty and virility of a young adult with a more mature and somber personality than normal at his age and some brutality and strength of character. I even dare to think that the ideal actor for Gray should be (or appear to be) slightly older than Dornan. The rest of the cast is OK but has no room to do anything really good. The dialogues are hideous, and if they originated from the book then I did well not to read it.

It goes without saying, I believe, that this film is totally inappropriate for children and teenagers, given the heavy erotic material and the language used. The film's nudity is something that the fans considered residual, but I would consider it too much if it did not take into account the original material in which the film. The film has good production values, starting with good photography, good scene props (it would highlight the famous red room and all its paraphernalia), satisfactory editing work and, above all, a good soundtrack, which is in the heard and has good songs (I would highlight "Earned it" and "Love me Like You Do").

In short: when starting with bad source material, the film was doomed from the start. The only thing that made E. L. James's book good for the cinema was the number of copies sold and the absolute guarantee that the film would sell equally.… Expand

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JackodJan 26, 2020

Cringe worthy , poor acting , strange how the movie has so much hype but feels awkward to watch

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DavidHoltzerJun 24, 2019

What can i say.It is based on Twilight which is also terrible thing.But still this is even worse.It's not like i don't watch it because i'm a male.I cannot imagine somebody enjoying this movie.The protagonists are atrocious, one of them is aWhat can i say.It is based on Twilight which is also terrible thing.But still this is even worse.It's not like i don't watch it because i'm a male.I cannot imagine somebody enjoying this movie.The protagonists are atrocious, one of them is a psychopath and the other one is dumb as hell because he tells her multiple times to go away because he is not good for her, infact this man isn't good for any woman on the earth and she still insists even though she does not even know him.But if you are insomniac then you will fall asleep with it easily.… Expand

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LinttaFlamingoFeb 18, 2018

This "movie" is just complete wank drivel. The reason I say "movie" like that is because this is not a movie. It just isn't. Fifty Shades Of Grey is two hours of endless awkward BDSM that lacks chemistry or any kind of passion. I thought itThis "movie" is just complete wank drivel. The reason I say "movie" like that is because this is not a movie. It just isn't. Fifty Shades Of Grey is two hours of endless awkward BDSM that lacks chemistry or any kind of passion. I thought it would never end.

Anastasia Steele has to interview Christian Grey because Anastasia's roommate has a cold for five minutes. The first 15-20 minutes are basically just this generic character meets character stuff and when I was supposed to feel some sexual tension between Steele and Grey, I was actually just waiting for the scene to end lol. The rest of this "movie" is either that awful awkward BDSM stuff or some even more awful melodrama between Grey, Steele and sometimes Steele's friends and family because every now and then some other characters need to appear on scene to tell something that doesn't even matter in the end. It's honestly just absolute tosh. At one point Grey literally says "I'd be pleased to discover that you're naked underneath" when he's talking about taking Steele's dress off. The dialogue is absolutely terrible, the directing is bland, the acting and casting is just absolute red anus. Am I seriously supposed to believe that a character portrayed by Dakota Johnson is this awkward, quiet and low confident woman who desperately needs a man to be able to live? Or at least that's her character for the first 30 minutes. After that she just randomly starts talking a lot more and eventually does all this BDSM stuff with Grey. Steele is not the only character in the movie though to just randomly change. Early in the movie Grey takes Steele to a hotel and tells her that he slept next to her, and then later refuses to sleep in the same bed with her because he apparently doesn't do stuff like that.

Later in the movie we get two almost identical scenes of Steele and Grey flying while some popular song is playing in the background. These scenes have almost no meaning to anything, other than appealing to fans of that music genre I guess. Overall there's pretty much nothing for anyone here. I'm sure people can find a lot of BDSM elsewhere that isn't scattered throughout a two hour movie if they want to see it so bad.

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JoeCoolApr 9, 2019

I don't have a problem with nudity at all but this movie just isn't good. Beautiful actors and lavish decors but other than that it's actually prety boring. The story is flimsy, the ending blattant screams "come and see the next installment"I don't have a problem with nudity at all but this movie just isn't good. Beautiful actors and lavish decors but other than that it's actually prety boring. The story is flimsy, the ending blattant screams "come and see the next installment" and leaves you wondering if they're kidding or not. Some S/M scenes are pleasant to watch even if I'll never understand the joy of inflicting pain on someone you supposedly love. For the nicer sex scenes I'll leave it in the yellow, it's not an entirely horrible waste of time, but how some people can claim this is their favorite movie is beyond me. They must either crave S/M-sex or be willing to totally degrade themselves for a lifestyle with a sick amount of wealth in it. But to each their own of course. At least now I know what those women are so fond of.… Expand

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fernandoreviewsFeb 2, 2019

I am one of the few people who liked the first installment of the Fifty Shades trilogy. Dakota Johnson was a likable character and the film had decent drama. May not be the best film but is for sure a watch again movie on Valentine's Day.

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goncalocoutoDec 30, 2018

"Fifty Shades of Grey" é uma piada de filme, mas se tu colocares de lado as personagens ridículas e os cenários irrealistas, o filme não é assim tão mau. Faltou paixão e coerência ao filme.
4/10

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Kirollos-NoahNov 29, 2018

One of my favorite novels has finally came on the big screen!
Well, it really was better than the novel in something:
First, it was faster and non-boring like the novel. Second, it was absolutely more erotic. But it wasn't an amazing movie,One of my favorite novels has finally came on the big screen!
Well, it really was better than the novel in something:
First, it was faster and non-boring like the novel.
Second, it was absolutely more erotic.
But it wasn't an amazing movie, 'cause it had the most dumb thing in the novel:
The ending was definitely bad, I know that it was from the novel, but I didn't like it in the novel too!
Well, the cast was sometimes ridiculous!
So, Fifty Shades of Grey is such a good movie.
The things I liked as a movie was:
The cast (not beside the novel) was good, and the couple was really talented, but as a novel fan, I expected more.
The sex scenes was really erotic and romantic!
The story was lovely and fast.
That's all the things I loved and hated about this movie, and I think that the reviews was really unfair and hard on it!… Expand

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AndrewBurgeNov 5, 2018

As I kept watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey', I noticed a problem manifested as a paradox. Director Sam-Taylor Johnson would like to express Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan)'s traumatized mind, yet she is afraid to give any insight. The result ofAs I kept watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey', I noticed a problem manifested as a paradox. Director Sam-Taylor Johnson would like to express Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan)'s traumatized mind, yet she is afraid to give any insight. The result of this is an over-insistent tone on his more superficial customs. He has his ties well-organized in a dresser, even his pencils are aligned perfectly on his desk and, apparently, he likes to play the piano after having sex. I don't recognize the tune, but to help get the director's point across, I assume is Nigel Tufnel's "Lick my Love Pump" from 'This Is Spinal Tap' (a must see masterpiece by the way).

In a way, these images do offer a point, yet they can only do so much. This film follows an almost repeating pattern, in which Christian mingles with Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson), an English literature student in her senior year, they get closer and closer and eventually, have sex. This pattern does have a slightly progressive tone, as each time everything tries to become more insightful. Still, this is very unhealthy pacing because it decomposes what could have been one powerful scene into multiple weaker ones. The best examples are the countless sex scenes in the film. They are superficial, slow and even the later ones in which masochism comes into play are boring and, well, not hot.

A true artist should never care about the audience when it comes to expression. You should channel your vision in an appropriate way, sure, but never watering it down. Yet I feel that Johnson thought that most of the audience for this film would be women so she played it safe. I can understand that, but the result is the aforementioned paradox which does not allow you to offer insight and depth; and I believe we should shock for the sake of pushing the art form.

In the end, though, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' has moments of genuine chemistry between Grey and Anastasia, like when she drunk-calls him from a bar or when she is trying to get underneath his skin. I feel like we can relate with her character a lot. Is too bad that the director does not manage to sustain this insight and also I am sick of the constant slow naked caressing and Christian Grey's ideal man persona. When she tells Anastasia he plays the piano, her answer is what is on everyone's mind: "Of course you do".… Expand

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ErikTheCriticSep 26, 2018

What a tedious, boring catastrophe. The acting is unbearably bad, the S&M scenes were dull, and the film is terrible to the tenth degree.

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AndremaxSep 13, 2018

Already on first five minutes of movie you can perceive that there's not a good thing. The characters are extremely artificial and having zero-charisma. Plot is simply ridiculous, the little things as characters' timid acts are vomited in aAlready on first five minutes of movie you can perceive that there's not a good thing. The characters are extremely artificial and having zero-charisma. Plot is simply ridiculous, the little things as characters' timid acts are vomited in a forced-out form. The main character (Anastasia) submission is nothing more than pathetic. If creators want to approach a different theme (Sadomasochism), they should done it right, if watcher wanted a softcore porn, this person would watch it on a porn site, not on a Theather/Streaming/DVD with a cheap script sold as a serious film. You watcher, don't watch to this to know if is bad. I've watched to this and I can say: It's really bad. More than it, It's HORRIBLE.… Expand

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CTHReviewsSep 10, 2018

I've never experienced a movie like this. The first act was boring, the second act was so bad it was funny, and the third act was so bad it was scary.

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MoeLesterJrJul 13, 2018

What the actually **** did i just watch ! i hate this ****ing movie! This should be about ****ing and they give me this softcore **** .

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spencieMay 3, 2018

Everything about this is bad. There's not chemistry between the two leads, the dialogue is painful, and the screenplay is horribly written. Fifty Shades of Grey is the worst thing since the Twilight films.

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ethanstapleyDec 17, 2017

Unintentionally hilarious. Nervous, wooden acting. Cringe inducing dialogue. It's very hard to take seriously. With this said, I didn't hate it and I actually relatively enjoyed watching it because it's unlike anything I've seen and just so bizarre.

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CineAutoctonoDec 13, 2017

"Fifty Shades of Gray" was undoubtedly a rather strange and uncomfortable movie, the performances of the characters went to extremes and the sex scenes are uncomfortable and strange for my taste, now I see why people hate towards the first"Fifty Shades of Gray" was undoubtedly a rather strange and uncomfortable movie, the performances of the characters went to extremes and the sex scenes are uncomfortable and strange for my taste, now I see why people hate towards the first movie and towards the saga in general.… Expand

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JLuis_001Sep 6, 2017

Is there any sex in this movie?, yes, the film contains its healthy doses of sex but in the end 50 Shades Of Grey turns out to be more a romantic film with a little darker plot inclined to some sexual depths.
Beyond that there isn't reallyIs there any sex in this movie?, yes, the film contains its healthy doses of sex but in the end 50 Shades Of Grey turns out to be more a romantic film with a little darker plot inclined to some sexual depths.
Beyond that there isn't really nothing more to rescue, although I respect the technical and sober style, the film is only a forgettable note, like many other films of this style.
Enjoyable for couples who may find the subject interesting or women who enjoy this kind of stories, men should abstain, if they want to get excited they should better see some porn or what excites them more.… Expand

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stanley834Jul 28, 2017

I would never recommend this porno to anyone I know. Christian Grey is a manipulative and possessive stalker who throws a tantrum towards Ana if he doesn't get what he wants. Please don't be like Christian! This is glorification of abusiveI would never recommend this porno to anyone I know. Christian Grey is a manipulative and possessive stalker who throws a tantrum towards Ana if he doesn't get what he wants. Please don't be like Christian! This is glorification of abusive relationships disguised as a love story and it's psychologically disgusting. It's really sad to know that its box office earns more than 500 million dollars.… Expand

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alva3901Jul 6, 2017

Just no...Seriously, it's a very boring film that went far longer than necessary and without a central, well-written plot to guide it. The actions that are taken by the characters are unrealistic and are forced without legitimate motivationJust no...Seriously, it's a very boring film that went far longer than necessary and without a central, well-written plot to guide it. The actions that are taken by the characters are unrealistic and are forced without legitimate motivation other than the shallow romantic tension between the two main characters.… Expand

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ali_147Jul 6, 2017

Boring
Poor Story
And a nice way to waste your time...
I really don't get it how some people like this movie
it has to explain that kind of sexual interest but it is making it worse...

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BrianMcCriticMay 23, 2015

Kinky not really, Fifty Shades of Grey falls flat. The problem is that the film is pretty boring and also has a poor script. You can definitely see the Twilight fan fiction, though this film at least looks good. D

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jgzegerApr 2, 2017

While it is fashionable to pan this movie, a fine performance by Dakota Johnson and some good cinematography save it from being a complete disaster. On the whole, though, it remains of interest primarily to S & M enthusiasts.

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KervJMar 25, 2017

This movie promised something and did not deliver. We, as an audience, were promised kinky BDSM and rough sex, but instead were presented with mild sex scenes and some mild spanking. I wish i could say the characters are likable but thatThis movie promised something and did not deliver. We, as an audience, were promised kinky BDSM and rough sex, but instead were presented with mild sex scenes and some mild spanking. I wish i could say the characters are likable but that would be false. One of our main characters, Christian Grey, is stiff and somewhat of a stalker. Its obvious many people are giving this a pass because he's rich, Anastasia Steele included. This movie is a tease to viewers and an insult to women.… Expand

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russiangamerMar 23, 2017

Очень, очень, очень скучное кино. Актёры не цепляют, сюжет скучный, эротика... тоже просто скучная!
Итог: Просто идите поспите, не надо смотреть этот фильм.Очень, очень, очень скучное кино. Актёры не цепляют, сюжет скучный, эротика... тоже просто скучная!
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darladesautelMar 5, 2017

I can't remember when I've seen a worse movie... nothing much here for you unless you just want to know about sadomasochism, which perhaps a lot of people are curious about, considering how many people read the book... then watch away! YouI can't remember when I've seen a worse movie... nothing much here for you unless you just want to know about sadomasochism, which perhaps a lot of people are curious about, considering how many people read the book... then watch away! You might enjoy it if you are fascinated by the field of abnormal psychology. Sad to think people crave being abused or abusing others in order to feel sexually satisfied, so one can be compassionate for the characters. I just thought the character development was weak.… Expand

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ZerpnosMar 5, 2017

BDSM kültürüne sahip bir erkeğin kadınlara karşı nasıl hissettiğini ve onları sürekli köle olarak kullandığını gösteriyor. Bazı feminist gruplar tarafından film kötü olarak görülse de, bu kültürü sevenler açısından yeterli ve izlemesi keyifliBDSM kültürüne sahip bir erkeğin kadınlara karşı nasıl hissettiğini ve onları sürekli köle olarak kullandığını gösteriyor. Bazı feminist gruplar tarafından film kötü olarak görülse de, bu kültürü sevenler açısından yeterli ve izlemesi keyifli bir film ortaya koyuyor.… Expand

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UNARMED_JORDFeb 26, 2017

The story is lazy, the premise is a twilight ripoff and overall the characters are terrible, Fifty shades of Grey proves to be the worst film of the year and quite possibly one of the worst films that i have ever seen

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macgmattJan 18, 2017

There is zero chemistry with the main characters and the plot is terrible. I don't know how anyone could possibly get an enjoyable experience out of this movie, other than making fun of it.

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ISCybercoreSIJun 27, 2016

test review, IGNORE IT...............................................................................................................................................

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nosmaMay 27, 2016

I knew i was going to hate the movie within the first five minutes. It's just silly the two main characters are hard to like and habe zero chemistry. The dialogue is painfully slow. There is supposed to be a build up to the intimate scenesI knew i was going to hate the movie within the first five minutes. It's just silly the two main characters are hard to like and habe zero chemistry. The dialogue is painfully slow. There is supposed to be a build up to the intimate scenes but even those are really really boring and nonsensical. I won't even go into how deeply offended and violated the movie made me feel as a woman. Disgusting. Worst movie I've watched so far.… Expand

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rashadegyptMay 6, 2016

the worst movie I've ever seen. it teaches men that if they have money and handsome, they can love, torture and abuse any woman that is beautiful, the movie also teaches women to be in an abusive relationship. why they represent the women asthe worst movie I've ever seen. it teaches men that if they have money and handsome, they can love, torture and abuse any woman that is beautiful, the movie also teaches women to be in an abusive relationship. why they represent the women as a weak person and the man as a strong person. and I can't imagine the fact that this movie was released in valentine's day, like which two people that love each other will watch this bad movie.… Expand

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gameguardian21Mar 24, 2016

Here comes a better version of twilight, but once again a book to movie adaptation falls in almost every way. Its just a reason to see two actors have sex with each other, thats the only reason anyone went to see the movie.

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cwilliamhudJan 28, 2016

"iF THE SAME STORY TOOK PLACE IN A MOBILE HOME IT WOULD BE AN EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER SVU" -Anonymous This movie will make you lose all faith in humanity...

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marceliniJan 10, 2016

Una de las películas que he esperado con más ansias y la que más me ha defraudado. Excesivamente predecible, carente de emosión y ABURRIDISIMA. En una sola palabra UN FIASCO.

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EpicLadySpongeJan 8, 2016

Here's another movie that acts like a joke on the book that it's based on. Instead of calling it Fifty Shades of Grey, let's call it Fifty Shades of Jokes on the Book.

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eagleeyevikingJan 5, 2016

Consider my inner goddess unsatiated with this surprisingly boring and dull adaptation of E.L.James' already terrible book. No chemistry between leads and wooden BDSM action.

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bfoore90Dec 30, 2015

Hated this film from start to finish. Usually a film has at least some enjoyable quality in it that makes me give it some sort of pass or understand why critics give it a 46 indicating mixed or average reviews but needless to say, there wasHated this film from start to finish. Usually a film has at least some enjoyable quality in it that makes me give it some sort of pass or understand why critics give it a 46 indicating mixed or average reviews but needless to say, there was nothing enjoyable about 50 Shades of Gray. The story is a boring, sexed up rip-off of Twilight that offers nothing but you leaving it wishing you could have your 125 minutes you wasted on this glorified porn back.… Expand

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Boue24Dec 5, 2015

Loved it!!! Yes, It is a faerie tale and it is about abuse.
Anastasia Steel (the knight and shiny armour) goes to the depths of hell to retrieve precious soul of an abused for ten years Christian Grey (prince in distress ). She is anLoved it!!! Yes, It is a faerie tale and it is about abuse.
Anastasia Steel (the knight and shiny armour) goes to the depths of hell to retrieve precious soul of an abused for ten years Christian Grey (prince in distress ). She is an innocent virgin not by coincidence. She needs to be to get the task done.
I live under rock, so I didn't know anything about the movie or the books until now (the books are not good, Anastasia's character in books is way too shallow to be trusted with this complex relationship)
There is awkwardness which makes it realistic because they are both new to their persuades.
The picture is beautiful, the soundtrack amazing and acting great. Dakota Johnson, no doubt beautiful, looks refreshingly human in contrast to (sometime seen in movies like this) "not from this earth" Hollywood stars. Jamie Dornan is gorgeous and very lovable considering his plight.
Common guys...! Can't you appreciate being rescued for once, instead being always expected to rescue someone...? I am sure there is a guy out there holding on to his dear existence by hundred percent control and is tired of it.
To those who are so angry about this movie: face your issues....please. To those who are so dismissive: check the depths of your character..please. There is room for improvement in regards to conducting our dysfunction appropriately. Don't underestimate the power of art. The movie is beautiful and I can't wait to see the sequels.
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TheWaffleDec 3, 2015

Of course this movie is ridiculous, everyone gets that. Most romance novels/movies at least try to have a pretense of reality, e.g. down on his luck but sexy cowboy, workoholic tv producer, etc, but not this one. The plot/fantasy is basicallyOf course this movie is ridiculous, everyone gets that. Most romance novels/movies at least try to have a pretense of reality, e.g. down on his luck but sexy cowboy, workoholic tv producer, etc, but not this one. The plot/fantasy is basically right out of a high school girl's diary: a helicopter flying, piano playing, extremely attractive, 27-year-old billionaire picks you out of a crowd for no reason and obsesses over you. It's more over the top than most romance flicks, but that's to be expected.

What I didn't expect was that a romance-novel movie with such an over-the-top premise would be so unbelievably un-sexy. This doesn't really qualify as a guilty pleasure, because almost an hour in the only excitement you get is a 2 minute chopper ride and some discussion of contract law. The film barely manages any suspense or temptation, and despite several minutes of build-up, Grey's (spoilers) pleasure room is really underwhelming.

I went in expecting it to be a bad guilty pleasure, but instead Fifty Shades of Grey is a really, really expensive-looking spectacle to be gawked at and laughed at.… Expand

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TheRoyalMelonDec 2, 2015

It's ok. The acting is ok, the plot is ok, everything is ok. Nothing special. I would watch it a second time but not a third. All the advertisement and hype for an ok movie. Why was I expecting that...

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Tusie217Nov 28, 2015

Love the Book not the movie. He is borderline Christian's character shoe is spot on. Too much is cut out, book to movie. Sequence is screwed up as well! Book excited you, movie board you! Important parts cut out, changed or eliminated. Not pleased.

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WJSNov 21, 2015

I found the first 45 minutes of this film to be intriguing. It's very flashy and the actors are pretty...but then it becomes more intimate and gets cheesy and silly and just sort of boring. I suppose that straight housewives enjoy the mildI found the first 45 minutes of this film to be intriguing. It's very flashy and the actors are pretty...but then it becomes more intimate and gets cheesy and silly and just sort of boring. I suppose that straight housewives enjoy the mild kinkiness, but really it just sort of comes across as an R rated made for TV movie. Of course I say this as a gay man who really doesn't appreciate the heterosexuality of it all. I did like the soundtrack though.… Expand

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PipeCNov 17, 2015

It's inevitable to mention that "Fifty Shades of Grey" is one of the best films of 2015. It was not as painful as everyone thought.

Undoubtedly "Jurassic World" , "Star Wars" , "Avengers: Age of Ultron" and "Furious 7" marked path at theIt's inevitable to mention that "Fifty Shades of Grey" is one of the best films of 2015. It was not as painful as everyone thought.

Undoubtedly "Jurassic World" , "Star Wars" , "Avengers: Age of Ultron" and "Furious 7" marked path at the box office and critical overall but this year "Fifty Shades of Grey" boosted by its Valentine’s Day release, have been record-breaking.

Globally, this film has attracted attention for the exciting and strange love story between English Literature student Anastasia Steele and billionaire businessman Christian Grey.

The erotic trilogy of books left speechless the whole world and the film was not far behind, Its quality to capture every detail of the book in real life was more attractive to attract the attention of fans and non-fans.

Dakota Johnson, daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith, she was pleased to execute the Anastasia Steele character, She has done it a perfect way , showing virginity , innocence and sweetness of a woman who had never been in love, she was about to graduate, had the pressure of final exams, had to Jose hounding her and was about to go to a world full of dangers, alone.

Jamie Dornan, after playing a serial murderer in BBC Two -The Fall, comes as a replacement of the first elected Charlie Hunnam . The question is : Would have done much better Charlie as Christian ? I doubt it.Jamie made an arduous and difficult work , fully achieve the character and that was evident.

Significantly, relationship Anastasia - Christian was moderate and closely linked to aspects of the bestseller but the relationship Dakota - Jamie has fuelled speculation that the two stars can barely stand each other’s company. So Taylor - Johnson responded openly:
" The film's biggest single asset is Dakota Johnson: gone is the book's blithering simpleton "

Interestingly , despite controversy between Sam and James , low public confidence in this project , the low apparent affinity between the main characters and the difficulty of bringing to the screen a book that revolutionized the world ,"Fifty Shades of Grey" achievement to be one of the best films of 2015 , so Fifty Shades Darker ( 2017 ) will not have an easy road because Sam will not direct the sequel, James Foley who will be in the director's chair.

The film’s single biggest asset is Johnson, who has worked hard with Marcel and Taylor-Johnson to perform a three-woman salvage job on the character of Anastasia. Gone is the book’s blithering simpleton, with her arsenal of “holy hell”s and “double crap"s and “oh my"s. Her inner goddess is, thank goodness, nowhere to be found or heard. She is at no point a quivering, moist mess, and doesn’t make the ruinous error of thinking the word “f___” is an epithet.

Grey, for obvious reasons, is much more likely to Anastasia for intimacy and mystery with which it has on the books.

Personally , this film from start to finish was excellent , showing an introduction of a fairy tale , a totally aggressive and an end that surprised us . E. L .James' books are enigmatically catchers for the public but the film is undoubtedly the best of the best.

The sex scenes are intense thermometer , which threatens to get red hot but not reach the top,and with more participation Dakota that what Jamie. You could say that the submissive from all angles captured is about to undress while the master is not sufficiently dominant achieving momentarily deflect the camera toward her. Even when Grey, with his riding crops and cat-o’-nine-tails and Red Room of Pain, would claim otherwise, these sequences stay well within the bounds of vanilla mainstream taste.

Anastasia is no walkover here and sometimes gives as good as she gets, if not better. The funniest scene – debatably the sexiest, too – has the duo sitting at either end of a glass boardroom table, while Ana whips through the contract for their experimental relationship scratching out everything she won’t consent to. The script isn’t afraid to call a spade a spade here: “Find anal fisting. Strike it out.”

It's amazing boom that had the soundtrack of the movie taking on its lists Ellie Goulding , The Weeknd , Sia, among others. Music is a quiet and elegant journey that distorts good way every erotic moment of the film, making them much more tolerable to hear groans and hits constantly .

The punishment of the inner goddess is very worrying and surprising , and the pain she feels , makes us mourn everyone . "One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six".

The end of the movie is the best, leaving an open end and shaking us all with a simple " No". (This ending is much better than the book)

There are no more words to praise the project, "Sex, love, drama , romance , controversy , music , fame , pen and other things around to "Fifty Shades of Grey"… Expand

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MeritCobaNov 17, 2015

Some time ago a friend of my former partner involved herself in writing romance novels for a mass market publishing firm. She never showed any aptitude in writing before, but it was something to do next to running the family, which pinned herSome time ago a friend of my former partner involved herself in writing romance novels for a mass market publishing firm. She never showed any aptitude in writing before, but it was something to do next to running the family, which pinned her to her house for the better part of the day. The writing didn't ask much imagination as the stories were pretty formulaic. Like painting by numbers she just stayed within predefined boundaries and soon enough she cranked out another cheap novelette under the name of a non-existent writer such as D. J. Barding.

The ingredients were always the same. The main protagonist was a woman aged twenty something to forty, single, and without any kids to tie her down. The man was in the same age range, but always a few years older, single as well, without romantic involvements. A setup to pursue their dalliance. Also the man was usually of a higher social standing and income group. She being a nurse, him being a doctor. She being a maiden, him being a lord. She being a student, him being a billionaire. And finally there was always something to surmount: a troubled past or a social barrier. The end saw the two joined in happy union. Usually.

Sounds familiar?
It is almost verbatim the story outline of fifty shades of grey.

At this point you would expect me to start a long list of this movie's shortcomings, but I have to disappoint you for I am on the same page with the nostalgia critic in that this movie does the best with what it has got . In fact I will do one better. I find it a hilarious movie and it might be aiming for cult status by making a mockery of itself and of you.

There are preposterous moments such as at the beginning when the female protagonist, Anna, tells to a friend that Grey is so clean. Wait. What did she just say? I checked and, heck, she says it: clean.. Grey is clean. This is her appraisal of a guy she just met. And somewhat further into the movie he pops up in the hardware store she is working in and starts buying things as tie ribs, ropes and chains. And I doubled over laughing. Was this a promise of things to come? Would she, later on, be subjected to what he is buying together with her there and then?

And when he shows her his 'play room', a chamber done in black and red with racks filled with whips, floggers and canes - with only the bloody saw missing -, the only valid response would be to judge him **** crazy and flee, but instead she gapes as if he just revealed his private art collection, while at the same time listening to him telling her how he will use that stuff on her cause it is the only thing that turns him on. It is perfectly clear: they are seriously odd in the head.

More hilarious moments follow when they come to the contract he so persistently insists upon. So we get a lengthy exposition of all the particulars of the fetish contract and she even calls for a meeting to go point for point through the contract discussing such things as the use vaginal clamps and anal fisting. All things he wants to do to her.

Everything is off kilter in this movie that follows the prescription of a cheap romance flick but fills it with concepts that hail from the fetish world. He keeps on telling her how does not do the romantic thing, but for a large part of the movie he just does that, taking her with him in his helicopter, driving her around in his Lamborghini, taking her out for dinner and wooing her. He says A, but does B. And she believes B and ignores A. No wait she eventually begs him to do A. And when it happens she is really upset.

This movie is a trashy romantic tale you wouldn't have wanted to see if it it hadn't held the promise of kinkiness. The sin of this movie therefore lies not with the movie, but with its detractors. What did you expect? Romeo and Jullia go kinky? Pride and Prejudice in skin tight leathers? Superheroes in latex instead of spandex? You knew it is crap. You know crap stays crap no matter what. Only in nature crap can produce roses. But ultimately what you wanted was PG rated kinky porn. That is by definition impossible. PG is not adult. If you want to see kinky porn go watch kinky porn. Histoire d'O springs to mind.

This movie gets a ten because it makes a mockery of the source material and it exposes people for what they are: hypocrites. I am looking at you who goes to watch this on Valentine's day and gets disappointed! What where you thinking?

But most of all because it gives a big middle finger to those who wanted so see their desire to have a continuous sexual stimulus, cloaked as having a 'special' relationship, a joining of spirits, vindicated and branded as a lifestyle. BDSM isn't. You do it cause it turns you on. Just like using butt-plugs all the time : it is a fetish. And it remains abuse if you need to hurt someone else for pleasure even if it is with consent and even if you label it differently. And that is what this movie shows you bondage fetishists and that is why you hate it.… Expand

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gigiharris17Nov 12, 2015

Unexpectedly delightful. I really had fun watching this movie.

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Rebecca31Nov 8, 2015

Never read the book, wasn't expecting the film to be any use and I was glad not to be proven wrong this time. I was not the only person to spend most of the film laughing at the endlessly boring scenes of terrible dialogue given by oneNever read the book, wasn't expecting the film to be any use and I was glad not to be proven wrong this time. I was not the only person to spend most of the film laughing at the endlessly boring scenes of terrible dialogue given by one dimensional characters with not a shred of chemistry between them. No character development whatsoever with lame attempts at adding backstory that at that point I just didn't care about. As for the rest of the film, to say it was cringeworthy is an understatement, awkward and pathetic.
To everyone involving in the making of this "film": if you set out to make a good movie you have failed miserably, but if you set out to make money gratulations and enjoy your time upon your giant throne of money to which I am sorry to say I contributed.… Expand

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BoxergirlOct 12, 2015

Casting of Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson is a

minor miracle & I trust that the film's cast remains throughout

any future episodes. E L James' story is brilliant & the way it has

been portrayed for all to see is exceptional.

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alexa417Oct 7, 2015

I have been waiting for this movie since the book went out. A sexy movie and unexpectedly delightful and I find it better than the book.

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LoRevisorSep 29, 2015

Não é tão ruim como dizem, mas também nem chega a ser um bom filme... Dakota Johnson é encantadora Jamie Dornan é razoavelmente bom, o filme possui uma ótima trilha sonora, é um mediano-bom filme de romance tem umas partes bacanas,e tambémNão é tão ruim como dizem, mas também nem chega a ser um bom filme... Dakota Johnson é encantadora Jamie Dornan é razoavelmente bom, o filme possui uma ótima trilha sonora, é um mediano-bom filme de romance tem umas partes bacanas,e também tem um dos piores e mais patéticos finais da história do cinema...… Expand

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birthdaySep 23, 2015

I once was wet, but now I am dry.
Did anybody read that story about the woman who saw this is the theater and then shat herself? Manchester I think it was.

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grandpajoe6191Aug 20, 2015

"50 Shades Of Grey" may be easier to describe as "The R-Rated Twilight". Yes, substitute all the main characters of "Twilight" with the same generic pornstar-named characters and all the action with pointless BDSM (I heard even the sex scenes"50 Shades Of Grey" may be easier to describe as "The R-Rated Twilight". Yes, substitute all the main characters of "Twilight" with the same generic pornstar-named characters and all the action with pointless BDSM (I heard even the sex scenes don't come close to the ones in the book) and you might as well have the ultimate mother-flick movie that's going to turn your valentines day upside down.… Expand

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heitor1931Aug 4, 2015

the film is good if not compared to the book, I really enjoyed it. The actors are good, Dakota represented very well Anastasia and Jamie Dornan was not the Christian that I thought for the part, but he surprised me, I hope the Fifty shadesthe film is good if not compared to the book, I really enjoyed it. The actors are good, Dakota represented very well Anastasia and Jamie Dornan was not the Christian that I thought for the part, but he surprised me, I hope the Fifty shades darker is better than the first.… Expand

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vikesh2206Jul 18, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey should have been a guilty pleasure film. It wasn't. Instead Fifty Shades is filled with a tedious plot, completely forgettable side characters, leads that have no chemistry and lame BDSM scenes. I wasn't aroused. Nuff said.

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Jess_HillJul 12, 2015

Should have been made as an R rated film. This is a very good adaption of the novel, with beautiful cinematography and great performances from Johnson and Dornan, given that they manage to actually deliver the repugnant dialogue withoutShould have been made as an R rated film. This is a very good adaption of the novel, with beautiful cinematography and great performances from Johnson and Dornan, given that they manage to actually deliver the repugnant dialogue without breaking character or dissolving into peals of laughter. But don't misunderstand me, a good adaptaion of absolute tripe does not a good film make. The sex scenes really needed the addition of an R rating, and the score is artfully utilised to undermine the decidedly disturbed subtext here. However, on that, abusers don't tend to begin a relationship with the requirement of explicit consent, nor do they cease their behaviour when told no, nor do they prioritise female pleasure as part of their lexicon. I'd suggest that the ire caused here is the congitive dissonance of viewers finding the (inaccurate) BDSM depicted erotic, in spite of despising the clear dysfunction of the relationship and the lack of apparent power afforded the protagonist. I'd point out that in this aspect, this film is no different to the vast majority of 'romantic' tales, Tess of the D'Urberville's and Twilight included. Not as horrific as I was expecting, but then, non-existent expectations allow for small surprises. 4.26/10… Expand

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BeeceeJul 6, 2015

The film actually started out well (the actress playing Anastasia grew on me), and the photography is good, but eventually it became rather boring. Why wasn't Anastasia attracted to the nice artist, Jose? Mr. Grey needs to have a degree ofThe film actually started out well (the actress playing Anastasia grew on me), and the photography is good, but eventually it became rather boring. Why wasn't Anastasia attracted to the nice artist, Jose? Mr. Grey needs to have a degree of sexual magnetism for the film to work - it is lacking. Since there isn't much chemistry between the main characters, I only concluded that Anastasia liked Mr. Grey for his money, and Mr. Grey liked Anastasia for her innocence. But neither of them is really compelling. Fortunately, I didn't have to pay to see this film.… Expand

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twilightloverJun 26, 2015

This movie is beautiful. I feel fifty shades is a film that expresses the love between two characters through BDSM. BDSM is an art and fifty shades captures this very well. This film made my girlfriend extremely wet which meant it was muchThis movie is beautiful. I feel fifty shades is a film that expresses the love between two characters through BDSM. BDSM is an art and fifty shades captures this very well. This film made my girlfriend extremely wet which meant it was much easier to do the sex. 10/10 would bang again-IGN

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horrorreviewsJun 22, 2015

the writing was so bad and the acting seemed so forced and exaggerated that this could have easily passed as a comedy. Seriously, me and my friends were laughing the entire time. Ending was garbage though. If your looking for a good romancethe writing was so bad and the acting seemed so forced and exaggerated that this could have easily passed as a comedy. Seriously, me and my friends were laughing the entire time. Ending was garbage though. If your looking for a good romance movie, this isn't it. On the other hand, if you are looking for a dirty comedy, this might be right up your ally… Expand

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bbmania12Jun 21, 2015

This is the first movie that I have seen in a VERY long time that I would not even see through to the ending. I'm a guy so I do believe that it is more difficult for myself to get wrapped up into Mr. Grey's appeal in the movie, however, to meThis is the first movie that I have seen in a VERY long time that I would not even see through to the ending. I'm a guy so I do believe that it is more difficult for myself to get wrapped up into Mr. Grey's appeal in the movie, however, to me he was just boring, and too out of reach and unrealistic. In my opinion, Mr. Grey would have been better suited had he been more down to earth and realistic. I believe that most of the female's attraction for him was wrapped up in wealth and materialistic things rather than sexual pleasure. All in all, I was very disappointed in the film, so much that my girlfriend and I attempted watching this film together and she turned it off before I could.… Expand

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GentM2015Jun 10, 2015

This is destined to be the worst movie of the year.Oh My God what is this movie,the acting is terrible the two main actors have no chemistry at all that makes you wonder who chose them.There are some okay-ish looking scenes here and there butThis is destined to be the worst movie of the year.Oh My God what is this movie,the acting is terrible the two main actors have no chemistry at all that makes you wonder who chose them.There are some okay-ish looking scenes here and there but that's it.Terrible one liners and to think that they are getting a freaking sequel to this boring ass movie.What is the point of it ? Why does it have to exist I will never understand.… Expand

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GuerrinoMay 29, 2015

What a **** is this?! **** at all topics! Who likes that? Only silly people. Guess, have i watched this? No!
Haven't even thought about this. But have seen good review on YouTube.

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bsousaptMay 27, 2015

Not the blockbluster / shocking movie everyone was assuming it would be, but still a reasonable one.
Pity that the offical sound track didn't included Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time :)

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SchroederRockMay 21, 2015

A movie that thrives mostly on Dakota Johnson's performance as the central character "Anastassia". I enjoyed the chemistry between her and the stone-cold Christian Grey, played by Jamie Dornan, and it was really the only reason I could sitA movie that thrives mostly on Dakota Johnson's performance as the central character "Anastassia". I enjoyed the chemistry between her and the stone-cold Christian Grey, played by Jamie Dornan, and it was really the only reason I could sit through 2+ hrs. of this adult version of Twilight. While the movie isn't that good at all, the relationship assessments were intriguing. The realization that relationships require trust to be built and maintained, and that anyone can have a dark sexual fantasy or skeleton in their closet that is unknown to the world is always fascinating and very real. Learning to release the shame and risk being vulnerable to another person scares the crap out of so many people in the world, but properly-placed trust offers incredible rewards, and I think that Christian Grey is on his way to learning that. The problem I have with that is there's two more books to address that, and I'm curious how anyone can muster up enough on-screen time to make any audience feel like they should show up. The first movie coasted on anticipation and controversy. A second and third film wouldn't benefit from that luxury. Perhaps Focus Features and the screen-adaptation can work to remedy any literary faults and find ways to charge the 50 Shades story with more interest, instead of relying solely on the sexual fantasies of women to find success.… Expand

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JohnMasterLMay 17, 2015

No es novedad que un libro tan viral, con tantas ventas, al final del día realicen una pelicula sobre esta. Quiero decir que no leí el libro (ni lo leeré) pero en cuestión de adaptación y censura, supongo que tuvieron que cortar demasiadasNo es novedad que un libro tan viral, con tantas ventas, al final del día realicen una pelicula sobre esta. Quiero decir que no leí el libro (ni lo leeré) pero en cuestión de adaptación y censura, supongo que tuvieron que cortar demasiadas escenas de sexo (algunas sumamente estúpidas) para que esta pelicula lograra por lo menos una clasificación "R" (o C en México) pero en fin, recuerdo que me senté frente a la computadora y me dije: "veré esta pelicula sin la necesidad de buscarle contras o con la intención de criticarla" pero esto no duro ni 10 minutos, la pelicula es un error total, en primer lugar, no me cabe en la cabeza la idea de que esta pelicula es romance y amor (el cual no lo es) pues yo solo veo una atmósfera tétrica, oscura, estúpida, repleta de Sadomasoquismo o masoquismo. ¿Desde cuando las mujeres ven a un hombre enfermo mental atractivo? no lo entiendo, ¿sera porque es millonario? ¿tiene autos de lujo? no tengo idea. Fifty Shades of Grey cuenta la historia de Anastasia, una estudiante virgen tímida que va a entrevistar a Christian Grey para un trabajo de su compañera de cuarto, la interacción de Jamie Dornan con Dakota Johnson es plana, no se sienten reales, Anastasia siempre tiene la misma cara: "orgasmo" "tristeza" "orgasmo" "enojo" "orgasmo".
La relación de estos dos es tonta, aburrida y poco interesante, ambos personajes no aportan nada de carisma, se vuelven tediosos y odiosos, por poner un ejemplo:
Christian Grey: "te regale un auto, una computadora, libros y todo lo que tu desees ¿seras mi sumisa?
Anastasia: No, no quiero volver a verte (pasan 2 minutos) Te amo.
Por el amor de Dios, esta pelicula es basura! Con lo que respecta a las escenas de sexo, prometen mas de lo que son, así que no vayas con la idea de que veras escenas sexuales sumamente explicitas y polémicas.
Sam Taylor-Johnson hace lo que puede en esta pelicula, no es culpa de ella que la pelicula no funcionara, de hecho se ve que puso todo su esfuerzo para que al menos fuera pasable, la culpa la tiene la historia (y por supuesto la escritora E.L James) una historia aburrida, nada interesante, mediocre y con poca originalidad (¿olvide mencionar que esto es "Crepúsculo" con sexo?) Lo unico perdonable de aquí es el Soundtrack (por parte de Danny Elfman) no es que sea una obra maestra, pero es lo unico decente que tiene esta pelicula (¿esto se le puede llamar pelicula? este termino no entra aquí...)… Expand

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AssoyaMay 16, 2015

this movie doesn't justify the beautiful detailed book .it really pissed me off watching the movie after reading the book .was really disappointing to know that so many important parts of the book should've been included . the only nicethis movie doesn't justify the beautiful detailed book .it really pissed me off watching the movie after reading the book .was really disappointing to know that so many important parts of the book should've been included . the only nice thing in the movie would be the amazing sound tracks… Expand

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castlechick87May 16, 2015

I'm giving this a 10 in hopes to counteract the negative response it has gotten. I respect opinions but in response to comments like, 'is this what women get off to,' I have to object. I didn't 'get off' to this movie; I enjoyed the romanceI'm giving this a 10 in hopes to counteract the negative response it has gotten. I respect opinions but in response to comments like, 'is this what women get off to,' I have to object. I didn't 'get off' to this movie; I enjoyed the romance that was unusually portrayed because of Christian's idea of relationships. I didn't read the first book but after watching to movie and seeing the ending, I bought all three books and just finished the second. While the books are not intellectual, it's a good story, not great but not horrible. I loved the movie and I think Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan did very well at bringing these characters to life, could not imagine anyone else playing the part better. I cannot wait until the Fifty Shades Darker.… Expand

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ZawMineMay 11, 2015

2 out of 10.................................................
For me, the only good part about this movie is Dakota Johnson. I don't want to say anything bad about this movie. End of story.

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BillClintonMay 11, 2015

Sonic Adventure 2 features the world-famous blue hedgehog in a hyper-fast adventure where players can either save the world or conquer it in an action-packed showdown between Hero and Dark characters! You play as Sonic, Tails, or Knuckles andSonic Adventure 2 features the world-famous blue hedgehog in a hyper-fast adventure where players can either save the world or conquer it in an action-packed showdown between Hero and Dark characters! You play as Sonic, Tails, or Knuckles and attempt to save the world -- or play as Shadow, Dr. Robotnik, or Rouge and triumph over all who stand in your way. Mistaken for a villain and kidnapped by a military squad, Sonic must escape his captors and discover who is responsible for all his trouble. Jump into the action and check out Sonic's new moves as he grinds rails, swings from poles, and somersaults past the bad guys. Get ready for Sonic action across more than 150 missions spread over 30-plus frenetic, action-packed stages.… Expand

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holliebrewtonMay 8, 2015

Dumb! Firstly, The actors were not right for the role. Secondly, the dialogue could have been better. And thirdly, the entire movie had a choppy feeling with no real chemistry or emotion between the characters. I could go on, but on a shortDumb! Firstly, The actors were not right for the role. Secondly, the dialogue could have been better. And thirdly, the entire movie had a choppy feeling with no real chemistry or emotion between the characters. I could go on, but on a short note: 2 thumbs down!! Very disappointed.… Expand

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atlgMay 2, 2015

By far the worst movie I've ever seen. Almost walked out (and I've never done that before). I actually liked the book. Their relationship had humor, intelligence and she had strength that ended up "saving" him. The movie captured none ofBy far the worst movie I've ever seen. Almost walked out (and I've never done that before). I actually liked the book. Their relationship had humor, intelligence and she had strength that ended up "saving" him. The movie captured none of that. The acting was flat and wooden, the casting was awful. They should have hired Ian Somerhalder. He has the drop dead gorgeous looks of a Christian Grey and he can act. It was so awful they'd have to pay ME to see the other 2 when they come out.… Expand

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TheMadGolemApr 23, 2015

I have not seen the Film. I am not mature enough yet. But my brother has read the first Chapter of the book. "Poorly Written" his verdict. So, if you want to read the book, Don't bother. Trust me.

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VinceRocks123Apr 22, 2015

Disgraceful, Disgusting, Despicable a negative gimmick that brainwashes young teenage girls into thinking that violent sexual abuse is romance it motivates them to risk try killing themselves with their dickhead boyfriends, an inferiorDisgraceful, Disgusting, Despicable a negative gimmick that brainwashes young teenage girls into thinking that violent sexual abuse is romance it motivates them to risk try killing themselves with their dickhead boyfriends, an inferior product that brainwashes the youth from coolness and innocent.

An inferior woman's wet fantasy of wanting to live an abusively unhealthy sex-life with ruthless millionaires who should be sent to the sanatorium or the sterilization chambers this film is pure garbage.

As much as I hate Twilight well this was worse than Twilight

Course there are some films like this that I liked that contained the same elements but adding this with nepotistic feminism and chick flick romance and no interesting plot Im sorry it will never impress me, its a movie that leaves also us men completely offended by such biased… Expand

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ednunezApr 20, 2015

So, I don't know what kind of dimwitted mind thought this was a steamy film, or even a romantic film for grown-ups. "Fifty Shades of Grey" is and feels like the byproduct of a corporative contract. If the book it's based on is just laughablySo, I don't know what kind of dimwitted mind thought this was a steamy film, or even a romantic film for grown-ups. "Fifty Shades of Grey" is and feels like the byproduct of a corporative contract. If the book it's based on is just laughably pedestrian and dull, the film equivalent nearly rivals it in monotony. There's no emotion, no passion, no life; like Christian Grey, it's all cold, calculated and mechanic. Want to watch a real steamy film about sex for grown-ups? Please go and watch Stanley Kubrick's 'Eyes Wide Shut' and avoid this infantile, seems-to-be-made-for-promiscuous-teenage-girls drivel at all costs. And, the 'strong sexual content' that the MPAA rating suggests is a joke.… Expand

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AttentiveCriticApr 16, 2015

“Fifty Shades of Grey Review”

So for the second time, I just finished watching this movie and...wow, just wow. When it comes to a film like this, the question and really the only relevant question that I have is “what the fecal matter is“Fifty Shades of Grey Review”

So for the second time, I just finished watching this movie and...wow, just wow. When it comes to a film like this, the question and really the only relevant question that I have is “what the fecal matter is this?” This movie is horrible and I'll cast some light as to the reasons why it's horrible but first let me note a few things. I'm not going to even bother structuring this review. This means making separate sections for “Presentation”, “Characters”, “Music”, etc. This movie doesn't deserve that level of time or effort.

I'm not going to insult the word “spoiler” because this movie doesn't have a plot. I'm not going sit here and write paragraph after paragraph after paragraph explaining in every little small exquisite detail why this movie is bad which I could very well do but considering two hours of my time has already been wasted, I'm not going to stress out my level of patience further. Now onto my tailored and straightforward to the point review of this crap known as Fifty Shades of Grey.

First of all, I'm going to be blunt, this movie does not have a plot. I repeat, there is no story in this movie which is understandable because this bull**** is based off a trilogy of books inspired by ******* Twilight. That within of itself says enough and it says enough in spades. The premise for this garbage, and I can't believe I just insulted the word “garbage” is about a young college grad named Anastasia Steele or Anna. Anna goes to interview this young billionaire, that's right “Billionaire”, pretty boy, named Christian Grey. Christian just after one interview almost immediately becomes a stalker and with enough persistence, he and Anna elope in this one sided relationship which involves her becoming his sex slave. After about an hour and fifty minutes of nothing, Anna finally decides to grow a brain and she considers the relationship to be abusive despite the fact that it was an abusive relationship from the start and this was explained to her by Christian himself exactly what this was going to be early on in the movie. So, Anna decides to leave Christian and the movie ends. Cut to black, begin end credits. …Yeah, that's the movie. And as a word of some positivity, Dakota Johnson wasn't too bad in this. She did inject some humor into her lifeless character but she nor anyone else is saving this film right here.

So what's the problem with the movie? Many things, the first being the way this was marketed. Fifty Shades of Grey was marketed to be this soft-core pornographic film being toted as a serious movie. In that regard alone, this is somewhat okay considering other films such as Secretary have done the same and have done this a lot better but that's for another discussion. The problem with Fifty Shades in this regard is the fact that the “porn” in this movie is bare-bones the minimum of what they could have done. Yes there's nudity in the film but aside from a flat chested Dakota Johnson flash every now and then and someone's a** cheeks popping up on screen, this is some of the most boring “porn” that you could watch. The movie tends to cut these scenes long before they have the chance to become interesting and they're not even shot very well. To make matters worse, the pornographic material is the only thing that the movie has going for it.

The characters in this movie, they're all bad, all of them. I don't care if you're talking about the potentially wasted guy friend of Anastasia, her roommate, her father, her mother, Christian's mother, his brother, it doesn't matter. They're all bad. The only two characters given any appropriate screen time are Christian and Anastasia themselves and neither one of them are good characters. In fact, they're both poorly written and very, very rage inductively stupid. Anastasia is one of the worst written female characters that I've seen in a film in quite some time. Women always want to talk about how Hollywood doesn't take women seriously and throws them in cliché roles yet, the majority of you hypocrites want to go out and pay to see a dumb bland character like this as a protagonist. To those women out there who paid for this, you're only insulting yourself at this point. Anastasia is stupid, she's dumb, she's bland, she's hardheaded, she's uninteresting, she's not even all that attractive! Dakota Johnson is pretty but she's not a supermodel looking chick and for a rich character like Christian Grey, you would think he would be acting like a stalker/serial killer for someone whom at least looks like a supermodel but no! He goes for the bare-minimum of what he can supposedly get, despite his high profile status which is overemphasized to the point of illogical irrelevance and sheer utter stupidity in this stupid movie.

Christian himself to say a few words, is literally as I explained. He personifies the traits of a stalker/serial killer and he can get away with it because he's handsome and he's a billionaire which by the way, and I know this question has been asked with this retarded series but, did a sixteen year old girl write this? An example of this behavior by this Christian character would be a scene near the beginning of the movie just after Anna and Christian meets one another. Anna is in the middle of working at her job and from right around the corner isle, this creepy a**hole just pops up out of nowhere like a damn stalker with the first words out of his mouth being “I thought it was you”. Yeah I'm sure you did think it was her. You were probably watching her from the moment she walked out of her home to the moment you decided it was a good idea to wait in a specific isle like the shadow of god damn Michael Myers.

That's just a tip of the iceberg of what's wrong with this character. Another scene, the club scene, which is also near the beginning of the movie, Anna gets drunk and Christian calls her scolding her as if he was her father despite the fact that they literally met barely even ten minutes ago in the film. (Phone Ringing) (Christian Grey Calling) Anastasia: “I'm sorry I didn't mean,” Christian: “Stay where you are I'm coming to get you” Anastasia: “What?” (Click) ME: “The ****??” All this bs and it's not even thirty minutes into the movie! The entire useless two hours of this abysmal calamity has this Anastasia character questioning “well why don't we go on a date?” “why can't I touch you?” “why can't we be like normal people?” He explained to you from the beginning what this relationship was going to be!!!! What the ****?!! It takes this girl two hours to grow a brain and say “I've had enough”. You should've been done with him when he showed you his sex dungeon! Any self respecting woman would've dropped this guy at several scenes in this movie but oh no not Anastasia! Because without bs, these lazy Hollywood executives would have no means of selling tickets because the movie would only last five minutes tops.

Then the movie takes its bs even further with the Christian Grey character. So when Anastasia isn't getting on your nerves, it's this stupid idiot who sprouts some of the worst dialogue that I've heard in a while. The entire movie, this guy is moping, literally moping and he regurgitates the same thing over and over again. “I don't do romance”, “I don't do dating”, “I don't do intimacy” Bull****!! All he ever does is romance!! And this movie further misses an opportunity by trying to give this character a back story. Apparently the whole BDSM nonsense comes from him being a submissive to his mother's friend when he was a teenager. The sad part is that the movie could have been about that! The movie could have set up the plot where it was about this guy who was abusing this woman and all the women before her because he was trying to get back at this crazy woman who abused him the same way. But no! Instead what we get is a two hour live action equivalent of the Looney Tunes show, with unrealistic characters bantering the same nonsense back and forth. “Why can't we be normal?” “I don't do romance” “Why can't we be normal?” “I don't do romance” “Why can't we be normal?” “I don't do romance”. Over and over and over and over again like the movie is trying to bash your skull in with poor writing and even worse developed and uninteresting lead characters.

And before I close out of this review, I want to mention the contract. Yes, these two idiots in this movie made a contract which discloses exactly what Christian is allowed/not allowed to do to Anastasia when they're engaged in sexual activity but this scene is completely pointless as later in the movie, Christian says it himself. “**** the contract”. Those are his exact words. So why did we insert this scene in this movie again? Oh that's right, it's in the movie to cover up the fact that for two hours, nothing of importance happens in this movie.

Fifty Shades of Grey besides Insurgent, another piece of diarrhea vomit that I will also review, is the most recent laziest and cheapest attempt at making money for Hollywood. The movie reeks of tropes that are specifically designed and placed into the film just to attract a dumb audience full of drones that will no doubt buy the Blu-ray on day one which is why this crap is at the number one spot on Amazon.com in the genre of romance which again is funny considering the fact that there is no legit romance in this movie, just BS! Because how can a movie based off a book series that's inspired from something as dull and stupid as the Twilight series possibly be about anything? And that's another thing, even Twilight is better than this! How do you accomplish something like that?!! At least in Twilight you had a decapitation here and there before it returned back to the same some ole repetitive BS. In this nonsense however, there's nothing of interest to look forward to, nothing, not one god damn thing. If this is really what women and I know its not all of you out there but me speaking to the majority. If this is really what women describe as entertainment then it's nothing but dark days ahead for mainstream audiences who like to go to the movies such as myself, even for general audiences.

This is why Indies will always be better than what's mainstream in the film industry. There are too many idiots who don't care about the art form of film or even care about movies in general paying to go to the theater and have a “good time”. These people don't care about pacing or plot or character development. It's the equivalent of everyone who goes to see these fun but regurgitated superhero movies and loud nonsensical IQ insulting CGI fests like the Michael Bay Transformer films. The only difference is that movies like Fifty Shades of Grey, Twilight, and The Host are targeted towards a female audience who think they want to see romance but don't have a clear grasp on what that word actually means. It's a sad day, dark times are ahead for people who actually care about quality entertainment. If anyone has given this more than a one star up on here, you should be ashamed. By the way, can't wait for the even worse sequels to this nonsense, tsk. What's the next one called I wonder. ...Oh Fifty Shades Darker, how original. Yeah if you value common sense and especially if you value decent story telling then do yourself a favor and skip this.… Expand

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AmmanMalikApr 15, 2015

Watched it sometime ago it appeared to me as a nice movie at first but soon came the reality and all my focus moved on the acting and it was disappointing on the side of character "Christian Grey" played by "Jamie Dornan" while "DakotaWatched it sometime ago it appeared to me as a nice movie at first but soon came the reality and all my focus moved on the acting and it was disappointing on the side of character "Christian Grey" played by "Jamie Dornan" while "Dakota Johnson" who played the character of "Anastasia Steele" quite okay overall because of the explicit scenes the movie was scored on the other hand there were a few moments worth remembering in the movie, at the end it appeared to me as waste of time, music given by various artists in the movie is all i remember.… Expand

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hetaliafffApr 14, 2015

holy. **** **** I dont even know if i can give a negative 10 stars, but if there was a option for that then id choose it. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO IS LIKE **** 1ST AND 5TH GRADE LEVEL **** HOLY **** CRAPOLA< AND TO MAKE IT WORSE,holy. **** **** I dont even know if i can give a negative 10 stars, but if there was a option for that then id choose it. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO IS LIKE **** 1ST AND 5TH GRADE LEVEL **** HOLY **** CRAPOLA< AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, CHRISTIAN IS JUST A **** BOY WHO INSTEAD OF THINKING WITH HIS HEAD HE THINKS THINKS WITH THE TIP OF HIS DICK. Now, there were SOME funny parts in the beginning like when she got drunk and called him and **** but she just, *SIGH* over all, there where 3 faces i made throughout this movie. A FRUSTRATED **** REALLY FACE, A HEADACHE POUNDING SIGH, AND A **** KILL ME DROOPY FACE. This was a reeeeally piece of **** but at least its better than the book. And to be honest, if that **** wanted to have a guy who would make love instead of ****, SHE SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO **** HIGH SCHOOL. sure they wanna **** you in the ass, BUT AT LEAST THEY DON'T ACT LIKE CHRISTIAN SUCK-A-DICK GREY. HE ACTS JUST LIKE A HIGHSCHOOL ****BOY BUT WORSE. GOOD LORD. Through out the whole movie i just wanted to stab him in his dick. AND ANOTHER THING, I dont **** know WHY, but honestly A **** 12 YEAR OLD GIRL CAN WRITE A BETTER FANFICTION THEN THIS **** And christian dick, SUCK MY ASS CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU NEVER HAD FEELINGS REALLY FOR HER UNTIL AFTER YOU ****ED HER NASTY ANOREXIC VAGINA YOU DIRTY ASS ****BOY. GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE BURN THESE TWO PLEASE. I just-i-UGGGGGGGGHHHHHH. I have a big migraine from this movie so im almost done. But honestly to those nasty ass old housewives who want this, YOUR **** SICK. IF YOU WANT A **** BOY RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS< THEN IDK WHAT TO EVEN SAY TO. OH WAIT YES I DO!!!! GO **** YOURSELFS. This is **** STALKING AT ITS FINEST< AND YOU OLD LADY HOUSEWIFE ****S WANT THIS CRAP. It DISGUSTS ME. IF YOUR MARRIED AND YOU WANT THIS, WHY ARE YOU EVEN MARRIED??? YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECOME A PASSIONATE PROSTITUTE FOR A HOT ****BOY AND KILL YOURSELVES> AND IF YOUR NOT, THEN NO WONDER NO ONE WANTS YOU. YOU PUT THINGS TO THESE DUMB ASS HIGH EXPECTATIONS AND FAP TO STUPID ASS GREY-SUCK-A-DICK. EVEN ****BOYS WOULD PROB STAY AWAY FROM YOU. PROB? MORE LIKE **** DEFINITELY. Good heavens. This movie was terrible. I just watched it out of boredom thinking it was going to be funny. WELP, CONGRATES MS **** FAPPING QUEEN WHO WROTE THIS, IT WAS DEFINITALY FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHsuckanassyouclintHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA. **** this movie.

Also how much you wanna bet they picked that girl to play the **** so ugly girls everywhere could think they could have a chance too. Hahaha. But the guys hot i have to agree, he just shouldn't, i repeat SHOULDNT play dumb ass roles for ms fapping queen written horribly worse than any bad fanfict ive ever read. Okay sorry, im really done know.… Expand

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tinamcApr 12, 2015

I am surprised I actually loved this movie. I thought the characters were great and the actors portrayed and connected with their characters as portrayed in the book. I feel the hype in the media and all the negativity is ridiculous.I am surprised I actually loved this movie. I thought the characters were great and the actors portrayed and connected with their characters as portrayed in the book. I feel the hype in the media and all the negativity is ridiculous. People are being way to critical. It is fiction. It is entertainment. I hope there are the sequels as in the trilogy. It is a bit unnerving that some key scenes were left out and maybe the negative critics should read the book and connect the dots.… Expand

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markvantparkApr 10, 2015

A fake gay man who is living his sick sexual fantasies.
Spanking as new sex rage
A movie at the speed of the 30 KM/hour zone
Actually a very smooth and stylish movie for the late hours, romance, love.
Great soundtrack

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CADS87Apr 7, 2015

I actually really enjoyed this film, doesnt quite live up to the book and what that leads you to imagine, but has its own twist on the writers words without leaning towards a porno, which lets face it a lot of people were expecting.

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TeijoApr 7, 2015

Not as bas as I thought and yet not as good as promoted. Though the subjet of the movie and books deals with a complex theme of Master-servant relationship which is not usually comprehended by most therefore people are misleaded to a wrongNot as bas as I thought and yet not as good as promoted. Though the subjet of the movie and books deals with a complex theme of Master-servant relationship which is not usually comprehended by most therefore people are misleaded to a wrong and superficial analysis of the movie, misinterpreting the whole thing.… Expand

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AurApr 1, 2015

No problem that I have with the abuse or whatever you call it cuz I don't.. But what's up with the end of the movie?! Seriously, after all these discoveries and figuring what Grey's life is like, Ana has JUST felt upset ?!? Or she has onlyNo problem that I have with the abuse or whatever you call it cuz I don't.. But what's up with the end of the movie?! Seriously, after all these discoveries and figuring what Grey's life is like, Ana has JUST felt upset ?!? Or she has only lost appetite ?… Expand

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joeyriosMar 28, 2015

A useless attempt to raise up another imbecile badly-made, two-part finale series book adaptation. The performances by Johnson and Dorian look forced therefore crappy. The sequence of events was intrepidly stupid. The Script? By far, one ofA useless attempt to raise up another imbecile badly-made, two-part finale series book adaptation. The performances by Johnson and Dorian look forced therefore crappy. The sequence of events was intrepidly stupid. The Script? By far, one of the worsely written scripts I have seen in my life. The dialogue was cheesy and full of animalistic clichés.
The only thing I can call "slightly good" is the way the film is shot and the music used.
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LadyJesseMar 27, 2015

BIG FAMOUS BEST SELLING BOOK... terrible money making movie. This movie was created only to make money since the book became famous because of its erotic clasification and a controversial BDSM related themes. I've read the books and afterBIG FAMOUS BEST SELLING BOOK... terrible money making movie. This movie was created only to make money since the book became famous because of its erotic clasification and a controversial BDSM related themes. I've read the books and after seen the movie, I was very disapointed, the MOST important thing about this book is every thought Anastasia had about Grey and BDSM, in this movie you cant get to know what is going on in her mind. You can interpret that she doesnt like the way he is or the way he treats her, but she still got into BDSM practices, and the important WHY she did it, its totally missing. To make this movie even worse, one of the things that people critizised about the book, is that BDSM is practiced by people with psychological problems, people that need help, people that are sick... and once again this movie fails into proyecting this same way of seen Grey as a sick person.

Bad sex scenes, failure in thansmiting the main ideas of the bdsm and Anastasias thoughts, and TERRBLE performance of the principal character Christian Grey, in the movie he looks like an idiot, VERY different form the book.

Dont waste your time watching this movie, I know many people dont like to read, but believe me, if you want to know what the fifty shades are all about, you better read the books.… Expand

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senseimaryMar 26, 2015

I really enjoyed this movie. It made sense to me and I saw a beautiful love story as well as a very trouble man and the woman that loved him. I saw how people think differently about the topic of the movie. Some see this movie as brutal II really enjoyed this movie. It made sense to me and I saw a beautiful love story as well as a very trouble man and the woman that loved him. I saw how people think differently about the topic of the movie. Some see this movie as brutal I saw it more as a trouble person and a love story.… Expand

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toomodernMar 25, 2015

The worst film I've ever known........................................................... .. ........................................................

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