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TrickyPenguinHDFeb 26, 2015

Not enough sex. not kinky enough over all not porno enough. asfdssssssssfhgdsdafhkasdgskajdgsajgfdjasfkjasbcsajkhfsahfjkasbckjasbfkbasfbaskjfbaskhfsakfhasf

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RadiantRadmilaMar 4, 2015

As a girl I expected this to be a nice movie. It just isn't. It's boring and with no story at all. Avoid at all cost cause only thing I wanted to tie after this movie is a noose around my neck.

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zozo13Feb 13, 2015

It humorous what passes for movies these days. Granted the book didn't leave much of anything positive to work with. The book was a fair attempt at best to write an erotic novel. It was written at the right place and right time, and fell intoIt humorous what passes for movies these days. Granted the book didn't leave much of anything positive to work with. The book was a fair attempt at best to write an erotic novel. It was written at the right place and right time, and fell into the right hands. The movie is nothing more than a very successful attempt to cash in on a trendy book at its high point.… Expand

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knittyFeb 14, 2015

well that was a waste of a cinema ticket. so bad it dosn't deserve a thought of review. The only reason I am even bothering to review this i to warn others away from this drivel

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Darcy786Feb 14, 2015

I was embarrassed I forced my date to see this terrible movie. It turned both of us off rather than being an exciting and liberating sexual movie. I spent the rest of the day apologizing and distancing myself from the choice.

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MediliaFeb 14, 2015

I did not read the books so I was not sure exactly what I was in for. I had heard mixed reviews of the books from people saying they were sexually liberating to it being a story of abuse. I am going with the latter if the movie is anything toI did not read the books so I was not sure exactly what I was in for. I had heard mixed reviews of the books from people saying they were sexually liberating to it being a story of abuse. I am going with the latter if the movie is anything to go by. Christian Grey is a stalker and while I have loved Dornan in other work in this movie I found him flat, unappealing and impossible to connect with. Perhaps that is how Grey is supposed to be? I have not seen Johnson's other work but while she is an attractive young woman I found Ana a complete bore. I had really high hopes for this character hoping that she would be a strong woman who enters BDSM to further strengthen herself. Instead she is weak and I am surprised she resisted signing the contract and I am surprised she left at the end because in every other part of the movie she seems to give in to Grey's whims even when she has said she does not want to. I found it creepy that Grey did not take no for an answer and seduced her whenever she tried to resist him.

I was also disgusted in how they portrayed BDSM as some kind of mental disorder of Christians (Although I believe this is directly from the book)

Fifty Shades of Grey demonstrated how you can get two very attractive actors to perform a sex scene and yet have it not the vaguest bit arousing or hot. I am a huge lover of BDSM and yet found myself not even slightly amused, entertained or even aroused by the whipping or bondage. Is this not meant to be an erotic love story? Furthermore the lack of chemistry between Johnson and Dornan was so clear that I could not believe their relationship for a second.

The dialogue was laughable and cheesy. I can't even begin to express how hard it was for me to listen to the badly delivered drivel.

The movie lacked a climax (Unless the scene where he beats Ana is supposed to be that) and the best part was the ending. I wish it did end there because then I could live in the fantasy that Ana goes back to a life free from abuse and Christian gets therapy. But there are two more of these to come!

There were only two things I liked about this movie:
The soundtrack
And the scene where they discuss the terms of the contract - for in that moment there was actually a glimmer that Ana could be a strong powerful woman.

However these two things could not even earn the movie one point in my opinion. I really felt as if I wasted two hours of my life and I have never seen a movie that made me feel that way before.… Expand

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TheproeyesFeb 16, 2015

Don't waste your time. This movie sucks. It skip the content on the original books. Wooden actors, wooden script. It is a total joke. I left the theater after 1 hour and luckily I am not alone in that decision. Stop wasting your time, no,Don't waste your time. This movie sucks. It skip the content on the original books. Wooden actors, wooden script. It is a total joke. I left the theater after 1 hour and luckily I am not alone in that decision. Stop wasting your time, no, just don't even think on watching this movie.… Expand

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lealakomaFeb 16, 2015

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. First things first: I have not read the book, assuming that I'm not the targeted audience, and since I have read marquise de Sade and other classics I've assumed it's not going to be even slightly inspiring. But having read that the film was supposed to be better, that a score of script doctors worked on improving the characters and the plot, and stupidly getting into the frenzy of how inappropriate it was supposed to be - I went to see it. Even with the lowest of expectations that you can possibly have I hardly managed to sit through all of it. It bored me to death. The main plot is a totally unrealistic, flat and uninspiring, it's worse than piece of fan fiction written by a seventeen year old. Since I don't know the original book, I must assume it's even worse, which makes me shiver with dread. I have no idea why this film is rated 18+ in the UK, and described as including strong sex scenes - it has rather innocent sex scenes - all three of them. I've seen much more hardcore stuff in lower rated films, this is just ridiculous to call this film erotic - it isn't. And don't get fooled - the only BDSM - related scenes are the toys inside the red room. That remain mostly unused.
But lack of sex is not the worst thing about it (although I suppose the viewers should complain about being mislead by the ad campaign around the film to believe they were going to see an erotic drama). the worst part is that I've never seen so poorly constructed characters before. They lack any dimensions, they are just two dummies, moved around by a kindergarten kid, reciting those daft, lifeless dialogues.
I have never regretted paying money to see any film - but I do now. Luckily it's unlikely anyone but the hard core fans will be going to see the next two installments of this atrocity.
The only mildly funny moment is the allusion to Jamie Dornan's role in The Fall. But it's not worth the money paid for the 2 hours of torture (and it's not the kind leading to satisfaction).
Films like this one should be forbidden. It's awful to think some people watch it religiously, but then religion is the opium for the masses. And the masses lack the taste.… Expand

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thefarknessFeb 16, 2015

ho ever made this **** movie is a **** animal well kinda just tell me that you are joking with me right? now one thing this is a movie that people like to watch and its in the movies and its a porn movie dude get a life!

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sofialexiouFeb 16, 2015

This was a horrible film. It was so unbelievably tedious, there was no real plot. You're basically just watching a relationship evolve, that's it, nothing else. It's pointless. I'm still wondering how this mess made it passed the pitch. TheThis was a horrible film. It was so unbelievably tedious, there was no real plot. You're basically just watching a relationship evolve, that's it, nothing else. It's pointless. I'm still wondering how this mess made it passed the pitch. The sex scenes were rubbish, it wasn't hot at all, it made me cringe more than anything. It was very hard to stay focused for such a long time. The film is about 2 hours long but I felt like I had been in the cinema for a about week. This should of just stayed as a dirty book, it doesn't work as a motion picture because most of the sex couldn't be put in, and that's literally the entire story, sex! If you're planning on watching this, don't. Don't waste your money.… Expand

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ThatCoolLadyFeb 16, 2015

Ana's fear was palpable. There is nothing romantic about watching her be scared and controlled. This is toned down from the book. It was awful and very triggering.

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pisarenkoFeb 16, 2015

The most crazy film in the history of cinema, such as still and movie missed, it's just nonsense !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thedogblackFeb 18, 2015

EN - I hated the movie has nothing to do with the history of the book . Very badly managed the film. Only sex.
PT - Eu odiei o filme, não tem nada a ver com a historia do livro. Muito mal conseguido o filme. Só sexo.
ES - Yo odiaba laEN - I hated the movie has nothing to do with the history of the book . Very badly managed the film. Only sex.
PT - Eu odiei o filme, não tem nada a ver com a historia do livro. Muito mal conseguido o filme. Só sexo.
ES - Yo odiaba la película no tiene nada que ver con la historia del libro . Muy mal gestionado la película. Sólo sexo.… Expand

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CrocoduckFeb 18, 2015

This film is an embarrassment to women, not at all what I thought it was supposed to portray from the media hype. It's a movie about one mousey girl who falls for a sociopath billionaire in Munchausen's fashion. Nothing to do with the girlThis film is an embarrassment to women, not at all what I thought it was supposed to portray from the media hype. It's a movie about one mousey girl who falls for a sociopath billionaire in Munchausen's fashion. Nothing to do with the girl actually enjoying sex; a massive step backwards for women getting what they want sexually from and with a partner.… Expand

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goodmovie_loverFeb 21, 2015

Extremely tasteless, empty and vulgar, for a primitive viewer, exceptionally bad story or simply no story at all, bad screenplay, bad everything, even bad soft porno, I was driving home and thinking about “Pretty Woman”, or “Thomas CrownExtremely tasteless, empty and vulgar, for a primitive viewer, exceptionally bad story or simply no story at all, bad screenplay, bad everything, even bad soft porno, I was driving home and thinking about “Pretty Woman”, or “Thomas Crown Affair…..… Expand

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SchmakasFeb 23, 2015

Porn, Bad porn. Abused female porn.
Aren't we fighting violence against women? This movie glorifies it and tries to make it romantic.
It's not romantic , it's just porn, This movie is disgusting. I don'[t get it. Sports figures are beingPorn, Bad porn. Abused female porn.
Aren't we fighting violence against women? This movie glorifies it and tries to make it romantic.
It's not romantic , it's just porn, This movie is disgusting.
I don'[t get it. Sports figures are being shamed and loosing their jobs and Hollywood is ok with this!
Shame on you all. Horrible movie.… Expand

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LuciluFeb 26, 2015

OMG. What's with all the hype with this movie??? This movie sucks ass! This movie is probably for horny teenagers or single people? Definitely not for married people. I'm beyond disappointed. My husband and I gave up watching it after 50OMG. What's with all the hype with this movie??? This movie sucks ass! This movie is probably for horny teenagers or single people? Definitely not for married people. I'm beyond disappointed. My husband and I gave up watching it after 50 minutes into the movie. … Expand

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yurieuMar 2, 2015

This is a movie about nothing. I left the cinema and I've asked myself, what it is all about? There is no plot, just a guy dating a girl like we see in every movie as a subplot. This movie has only the subplot. The trailer you see is theThis is a movie about nothing. I left the cinema and I've asked myself, what it is all about? There is no plot, just a guy dating a girl like we see in every movie as a subplot. This movie has only the subplot. The trailer you see is the movie itself. For those who want some hot action, sorry but there is none, just some kissing scenes and romance, and they're so poor(not even closer to those 90's soft porn). I swear, there is no sex scene and the dude does not even use all the spanking stuff he has there. When he beats her with 6 whippings(camera on dude's face, then SLAP!, then girl's face), the movie is over.… Expand

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MattBrady99Mar 10, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey more like Fifty Shades of Abuse.

The story is about a literature student, interviews the wealthy, intimidating Christian Grey and instantly develops an attraction to the enigmatic man. Grey is likewise drawn to Ana -Fifty Shades of Grey more like Fifty Shades of Abuse.

The story is about a literature student, interviews the wealthy, intimidating Christian Grey and instantly develops an attraction to the enigmatic man. Grey is likewise drawn to Ana - but will only agree to a relationship on his own terms. Both will discover a place where want and desire intersect.

Fifty Shades of Grey was a movie that I had zone interested in, because I was in that bad mood where if I see a best selling novel being made into a movie which is a cliche now, and now there did it with Fifty Shades of Grey which by the way the book sucked ass, yeah I red the book and I had no idea why it was a best seller it's basically porn on paper. What's more annoying is in the UK there are people on the Radio and everyone I met who was looking forward to this movie and my Question is why. The people on the Radio keep making top stories about it making it the hot headline and I'm here thinking "That's really new worthy. There's loads of usual but amazing things happening around the world and this peace of **** makes the headline. My hope for humility is slowly fading away". And that's not all, I'm not kidding you here but there actually made a headline of it's reviews it's getting and this never happened before when it comes to movies. So after seeing Fifty Shades of Grey I can say it's not as bad as people say, it's actually a lot worse then I thought.

Now let me give you the positive things in this movie: Dakota Johnson was the only good actress in this movie, she did what she can do with a god awful script that she had and shes the only one in this movie that gives it her all. The movie is shot really good as well, it fitted the movie very well, but beside's that all those good things can't hind the fact that this is a abomination against humanity, it brings shame to cinema and it should be burn in hell.

Now let's talk about Mr. Grey The Psychopath, now I got to ask you this what do women see in this guy, I mean his not charming at all, his cold, he's kind of a **** and what he want's to do is hurt you with sex, and the actor himself isn't really that good at all. And she doesn't enjoy it she only does it to make him feel good so in the sex scenes she's not enjoying it, she's getting hurt by this guy and after a while she get's crossed with him and then she runs off then start's to have thoughts about him and how she needs a man in her life so she goes back.

The writing in this movie I don't know if it's for comic relief or to be taken seriously, because the writing in this movie was absolutely atrocious and it's the most cheesiest dialogue ever put to film, it's Twilight dialogue bad.

Now is this worse than Twilight and I can't believe I'm saying this but yes it is. I found a movie that's more awful and more laughable than Twilight. I hated this movie, I hated it, I HATED IT, I HATED IT. This is the worst movie of 2015, I can't wait to forget this film. You better off seeing Kingsman: The Secret Service, I haven't see it myself yet but at least that movie looks well made and effort went into it.… Expand

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spilchickenMar 13, 2015

ABSOLUTE, 100% GARBAGE... NO ACTING SKILLS WHATSOEVER, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE SUCKS HARD..ANA PLS SUCK A BIG DICK NEXT TIME YOU **** UNTALENTED ****

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KingMotleyMar 15, 2015

Worst movie I think I've ever seen. Boring, slow, and uneventful. Even the "sex" scenes were boring, and that was that bad. There was no chemistry, and the movie ended before anything interesting could happen. It might have been alrightWorst movie I think I've ever seen. Boring, slow, and uneventful. Even the "sex" scenes were boring, and that was that bad. There was no chemistry, and the movie ended before anything interesting could happen. It might have been alright if they cut an hour from the movie of useless garbage, moved it along at a much faster pace, hired some actors that could make someone believe they have some sort of feeling, and put a proper ending to the movie.… Expand

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toomodernMar 25, 2015

The worst film I've ever known........................................................... .. ........................................................

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ImadNMar 15, 2015

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. some body say this is a love story!!!! I don't think so. love not like this!! this is sexual dreams of the author...with this movie we see fall of the Cinema... oh **** cinema is dying help...… Expand

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VinceRocks123Apr 22, 2015

Disgraceful, Disgusting, Despicable a negative gimmick that brainwashes young teenage girls into thinking that violent sexual abuse is romance it motivates them to risk try killing themselves with their dickhead boyfriends, an inferiorDisgraceful, Disgusting, Despicable a negative gimmick that brainwashes young teenage girls into thinking that violent sexual abuse is romance it motivates them to risk try killing themselves with their dickhead boyfriends, an inferior product that brainwashes the youth from coolness and innocent.

An inferior woman's wet fantasy of wanting to live an abusively unhealthy sex-life with ruthless millionaires who should be sent to the sanatorium or the sterilization chambers this film is pure garbage.

As much as I hate Twilight well this was worse than Twilight

Course there are some films like this that I liked that contained the same elements but adding this with nepotistic feminism and chick flick romance and no interesting plot Im sorry it will never impress me, its a movie that leaves also us men completely offended by such biased… Expand

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hetaliafffApr 14, 2015

holy. **** **** I dont even know if i can give a negative 10 stars, but if there was a option for that then id choose it. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO IS LIKE **** 1ST AND 5TH GRADE LEVEL **** HOLY **** CRAPOLA< AND TO MAKE IT WORSE,holy. **** **** I dont even know if i can give a negative 10 stars, but if there was a option for that then id choose it. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO IS LIKE **** 1ST AND 5TH GRADE LEVEL **** HOLY **** CRAPOLA< AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, CHRISTIAN IS JUST A **** BOY WHO INSTEAD OF THINKING WITH HIS HEAD HE THINKS THINKS WITH THE TIP OF HIS DICK. Now, there were SOME funny parts in the beginning like when she got drunk and called him and **** but she just, *SIGH* over all, there where 3 faces i made throughout this movie. A FRUSTRATED **** REALLY FACE, A HEADACHE POUNDING SIGH, AND A **** KILL ME DROOPY FACE. This was a reeeeally piece of **** but at least its better than the book. And to be honest, if that **** wanted to have a guy who would make love instead of ****, SHE SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO **** HIGH SCHOOL. sure they wanna **** you in the ass, BUT AT LEAST THEY DON'T ACT LIKE CHRISTIAN SUCK-A-DICK GREY. HE ACTS JUST LIKE A HIGHSCHOOL ****BOY BUT WORSE. GOOD LORD. Through out the whole movie i just wanted to stab him in his dick. AND ANOTHER THING, I dont **** know WHY, but honestly A **** 12 YEAR OLD GIRL CAN WRITE A BETTER FANFICTION THEN THIS **** And christian dick, SUCK MY ASS CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU NEVER HAD FEELINGS REALLY FOR HER UNTIL AFTER YOU ****ED HER NASTY ANOREXIC VAGINA YOU DIRTY ASS ****BOY. GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE BURN THESE TWO PLEASE. I just-i-UGGGGGGGGHHHHHH. I have a big migraine from this movie so im almost done. But honestly to those nasty ass old housewives who want this, YOUR **** SICK. IF YOU WANT A **** BOY RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS< THEN IDK WHAT TO EVEN SAY TO. OH WAIT YES I DO!!!! GO **** YOURSELFS. This is **** STALKING AT ITS FINEST< AND YOU OLD LADY HOUSEWIFE ****S WANT THIS CRAP. It DISGUSTS ME. IF YOUR MARRIED AND YOU WANT THIS, WHY ARE YOU EVEN MARRIED??? YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECOME A PASSIONATE PROSTITUTE FOR A HOT ****BOY AND KILL YOURSELVES> AND IF YOUR NOT, THEN NO WONDER NO ONE WANTS YOU. YOU PUT THINGS TO THESE DUMB ASS HIGH EXPECTATIONS AND FAP TO STUPID ASS GREY-SUCK-A-DICK. EVEN ****BOYS WOULD PROB STAY AWAY FROM YOU. PROB? MORE LIKE **** DEFINITELY. Good heavens. This movie was terrible. I just watched it out of boredom thinking it was going to be funny. WELP, CONGRATES MS **** FAPPING QUEEN WHO WROTE THIS, IT WAS DEFINITALY FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHsuckanassyouclintHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA. **** this movie.

Also how much you wanna bet they picked that girl to play the **** so ugly girls everywhere could think they could have a chance too. Hahaha. But the guys hot i have to agree, he just shouldn't, i repeat SHOULDNT play dumb ass roles for ms fapping queen written horribly worse than any bad fanfict ive ever read. Okay sorry, im really done know.… Expand

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atlgMay 2, 2015

By far the worst movie I've ever seen. Almost walked out (and I've never done that before). I actually liked the book. Their relationship had humor, intelligence and she had strength that ended up "saving" him. The movie captured none ofBy far the worst movie I've ever seen. Almost walked out (and I've never done that before). I actually liked the book. Their relationship had humor, intelligence and she had strength that ended up "saving" him. The movie captured none of that. The acting was flat and wooden, the casting was awful. They should have hired Ian Somerhalder. He has the drop dead gorgeous looks of a Christian Grey and he can act. It was so awful they'd have to pay ME to see the other 2 when they come out.… Expand

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cwilliamhudJan 28, 2016

"iF THE SAME STORY TOOK PLACE IN A MOBILE HOME IT WOULD BE AN EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER SVU" -Anonymous This movie will make you lose all faith in humanity...

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nosmaMay 27, 2016

I knew i was going to hate the movie within the first five minutes. It's just silly the two main characters are hard to like and habe zero chemistry. The dialogue is painfully slow. There is supposed to be a build up to the intimate scenesI knew i was going to hate the movie within the first five minutes. It's just silly the two main characters are hard to like and habe zero chemistry. The dialogue is painfully slow. There is supposed to be a build up to the intimate scenes but even those are really really boring and nonsensical. I won't even go into how deeply offended and violated the movie made me feel as a woman. Disgusting. Worst movie I've watched so far.… Expand

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ISCybercoreSIJun 27, 2016

test review, IGNORE IT...............................................................................................................................................

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rashadegyptMay 6, 2016

the worst movie I've ever seen. it teaches men that if they have money and handsome, they can love, torture and abuse any woman that is beautiful, the movie also teaches women to be in an abusive relationship. why they represent the women asthe worst movie I've ever seen. it teaches men that if they have money and handsome, they can love, torture and abuse any woman that is beautiful, the movie also teaches women to be in an abusive relationship. why they represent the women as a weak person and the man as a strong person. and I can't imagine the fact that this movie was released in valentine's day, like which two people that love each other will watch this bad movie.… Expand

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alva3901Jul 6, 2017

Just no...Seriously, it's a very boring film that went far longer than necessary and without a central, well-written plot to guide it. The actions that are taken by the characters are unrealistic and are forced without legitimate motivationJust no...Seriously, it's a very boring film that went far longer than necessary and without a central, well-written plot to guide it. The actions that are taken by the characters are unrealistic and are forced without legitimate motivation other than the shallow romantic tension between the two main characters.… Expand

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macgmattJan 18, 2017

There is zero chemistry with the main characters and the plot is terrible. I don't know how anyone could possibly get an enjoyable experience out of this movie, other than making fun of it.

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darladesautelMar 5, 2017

I can't remember when I've seen a worse movie... nothing much here for you unless you just want to know about sadomasochism, which perhaps a lot of people are curious about, considering how many people read the book... then watch away! YouI can't remember when I've seen a worse movie... nothing much here for you unless you just want to know about sadomasochism, which perhaps a lot of people are curious about, considering how many people read the book... then watch away! You might enjoy it if you are fascinated by the field of abnormal psychology. Sad to think people crave being abused or abusing others in order to feel sexually satisfied, so one can be compassionate for the characters. I just thought the character development was weak.… Expand

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CTHReviewsSep 10, 2018

I've never experienced a movie like this. The first act was boring, the second act was so bad it was funny, and the third act was so bad it was scary.

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MoeLesterJrJul 13, 2018

What the actually **** did i just watch ! i hate this ****ing movie! This should be about ****ing and they give me this softcore **** .

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meydianarizki21Nov 3, 2020

I felt violated afterwards!

This movie basically tries to make abuse look sexy! The characters have the emotional IQ of a three year old, especially the lead female role. I read two of the three books out of pure curiosity, but startedI felt violated afterwards!

This movie basically tries to make abuse look sexy! The characters have the emotional IQ of a three year old, especially the lead female role.

I read two of the three books out of pure curiosity, but started skipping entire pages and later chapters just to get through the book. Who has sex three or four times a day!? The books are childlike and absolutely boring. Also, they have no storyline other than two people permanently having sex, a woman with no backbone and an absolutely narcissistic controlling man!

Also, if you tell a guy that you are still a virgin, his response should NOT BE let me help you with that problem!!!

The movie and the books are creepy. Since when has it become sexy for a woman not to be able to choose how she wants to dress, what she wants to eat, where she wants to go....even her cellphone, exercise and waxing habits are under his control. She is basically just a possession.

The movie is rated 16 only! Not nearly enough. I sat in the movies with giggling 16-18 year olds and thought to myself this movie should not be seen by anyone younger than 25 and in a healthy relationship with common sense to realize that this is not healthy or normal. I would feel ashamed if I was the parent who allowed my 16 year old to watch this movie! This is the basis that these emotionally fragile children will build their relationships on one day! This movie opened a lot of doors that needed to stay shut!

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All_ButTrU4Dec 22, 2022

Absolutely hilarious to watch if you're anything like me and enjoy some cringe from time to time. It's rigid performances and sobering book accuracy make for one of the most unnatural romance films in recent history. There is no chemistryAbsolutely hilarious to watch if you're anything like me and enjoy some cringe from time to time. It's rigid performances and sobering book accuracy make for one of the most unnatural romance films in recent history. There is no chemistry here,no drama,no concerning conflict. Just a billionaire with unresolved ptsd and a God complex. It's unfortunate how seeing the supposedly sexy words that captured many on pages be said by real life people without discernable irony such as the repulsive flirting post contract negotiation or the now infamous don't make love I **** To be honest I can't really admonish the film as it didn't have a lot to go on but with that said the actors didn't help. Jamie Dornan is unwatchable as the presumably (I presume because it's never expressed) sexy bachelor, he feels wooden and not in the intended way Christian was written (albeit terribly) to be. Dakota Johnson at least attempts and is unsuprisingly the only one willing to go bare for the sake of her charater. Another thing I found frustrating was how no arcs were explored satisfyingly such as José attempted assault, the family dinner,his intimacy issues,Anna's fears etc. They just use every scene as interludes b4 they f ,nit as opportunities to develop characters. Overall this is a sprawling yet bare 2hr disappointment that I can't stop chastising.… Expand

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DavidHoltzerJun 24, 2019

What can i say.It is based on Twilight which is also terrible thing.But still this is even worse.It's not like i don't watch it because i'm a male.I cannot imagine somebody enjoying this movie.The protagonists are atrocious, one of them is aWhat can i say.It is based on Twilight which is also terrible thing.But still this is even worse.It's not like i don't watch it because i'm a male.I cannot imagine somebody enjoying this movie.The protagonists are atrocious, one of them is a psychopath and the other one is dumb as hell because he tells her multiple times to go away because he is not good for her, infact this man isn't good for any woman on the earth and she still insists even though she does not even know him.But if you are insomniac then you will fall asleep with it easily.… Expand

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Destruct_Aug 9, 2020

This movie is bad VERY BAD the Carachters don't make sense the dialogs are ridiculous. And the acting is mediocre. If you want to watch a good movie don't watch this

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JackodJan 26, 2020

Cringe worthy , poor acting , strange how the movie has so much hype but feels awkward to watch

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LancedSoulSep 22, 2021

The Razzie Awards sure did drop some shade onto this movie and basically the Twilight, but worse…

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WitoJul 9, 2020

It's a boring soft core porn with terrible writing, non sequitur plots and horrible chemistry between characters. Dont waste you're time.

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