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LanceTJul 25, 2009

Horrible plot. satire, actors. just like all the rest of these types of movies, but this one would be running near the top for "Worst Movies of All Time", along with "Open Water".

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IntegrityAug 25, 2008

When will they stop making these disgraceful movies? When will the lame teens and pre-teens wake up and stop paying to see this crap so they stop making a profit? Anyone could "write" a movie like these guys do. Just watch recent movies, and When will they stop making these disgraceful movies? When will the lame teens and pre-teens wake up and stop paying to see this crap so they stop making a profit? Anyone could "write" a movie like these guys do. Just watch recent movies, and go try to make fun of something by over exaggerating, throw in some bathroom humor and sex and there you have it.… Expand

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MikeI.Aug 27, 2008

Every person who was involved in making this movie needs to seriously rethink the decisions they made in life. r u at a computer bang on your keyboard for 20 minutes scribble on a piece of paper. tape the paper to your tv and haver the most Every person who was involved in making this movie needs to seriously rethink the decisions they made in life. r u at a computer bang on your keyboard for 20 minutes scribble on a piece of paper. tape the paper to your tv and haver the most annoying person in the world read the script you banged on ur keyboard and u have an Oscar worthy film if an Oscar judge just walked out of disaster movie.… Expand

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SeanE.Aug 29, 2008

Integrity, you give them too much credit. There is no evidence that Seltzer and Friedberg actually watched any of these movies before they decided they could make fun of them. If they were to actually watch No Country For Old Men (I hear Integrity, you give them too much credit. There is no evidence that Seltzer and Friedberg actually watched any of these movies before they decided they could make fun of them. If they were to actually watch No Country For Old Men (I hear Anton shows up), or even Juno, some technique might rub off on them. I find it interesting that the trailers for this movie that are showing up on TV make the movie look worse than some of locally produced commercials that surround the ads. Yes, the Bob's Furniture ads look more cinematic than Disaster Movie.… Expand

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ENSep 12, 2008

Even worst than Epic Movie! I feel sorry that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer take the ''Movie'' in the name of their films. Zucker brother's ''Movies'' are way better.

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MikeESep 13, 2008

What the hell were they thinking? This is so damn horrible. I freakin' wasted my money on this piece of a**.

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DeannaSep 14, 2008

Christ. This was, without a doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Never, ever, ever waste an hour and a half of your life watching this. Not only is it lacking a plot, the parts that are meant to be 'funny' are Christ. This was, without a doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Never, ever, ever waste an hour and a half of your life watching this. Not only is it lacking a plot, the parts that are meant to be 'funny' are really just pathetically dim-witted, and only amusing for a 5-year-old.… Expand

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ben10Sep 17, 2008

Haven't seen the film but even on IMDB site its voted the worst. shame on you people who went to see this even if you did give it a 0 rating. just by going to it you have given them enough money to make another. if you are reading this Haven't seen the film but even on IMDB site its voted the worst. shame on you people who went to see this even if you did give it a 0 rating. just by going to it you have given them enough money to make another. if you are reading this and have seen this then you deserve a fate worse than death for giving them your money.… Expand

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KyleH.Jan 22, 2009

This movie was so bad it was literally painful to watch. If there is TV in Hell, I bet it runs this movie on an endless loop and the remote is broken. They could easily market this as a horror movie by putting a disclaimer saying "Some This movie was so bad it was literally painful to watch. If there is TV in Hell, I bet it runs this movie on an endless loop and the remote is broken. They could easily market this as a horror movie by putting a disclaimer saying "Some People Actually Think This is Funny" on the bottom of the screen as the movie plays. I know I'm being redundant but this movie is the anti-goodness. Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg have reached a level of incompetence I thought only attainable by Uwe Boll. They are hacks that have no business making movies. There isn't a single funny or redeeming "joke" in this movie I use the word joke loosely as i don't think anything here qualifies as a joke. Their idea of humor is to recreate that annoying AT&T cell phone commercial and replace one of the words with fuck or to make D-list celebrity jokes that have been stale for years and aren't even relevant. There is one point where a guy who is supposed to be Michael Jackson but doesn't look anything like him appears out of the trunk of Speed Racer's car with Spridel and the monkey. Genius satire right? Bottom line:This is the worst movie I have ever seen, it's worse than plan 9 from outer space avoid this like the Bubonic Plague… Expand

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DavidM.Feb 11, 2009

Only appeals to teenagers and blow, will make every other age group snore through it. Seems to be made by simple minded people, for simple minded people.

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FishboundReviewsNov 23, 2008

I won't even provide a review this time, because all I have to say is, IT WAS A DISASTER!!!

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gvk123Sep 5, 2010

How does a movie like this get greenlighted. Clearly it's trying to follow in the footsteps in the superlative Scary Movie franchise. But Scary Movie films used their parodies to advance their inane plot. This just threw cameo after cameo andHow does a movie like this get greenlighted. Clearly it's trying to follow in the footsteps in the superlative Scary Movie franchise. But Scary Movie films used their parodies to advance their inane plot. This just threw cameo after cameo and random scenes after random scenes, until literally 10 minutes into the movie (pretty much after the appearance of Flava Flave, for NO APPARENT REASON) I was totally and utterly fed up. By the hour mark, I honestly thought of running hard and far away. Hell Epic Movie was brilliant compared to this **** storm. The entire Juno slapstick becomes annoying after the first scene, and the Sex and The City sequence has got to be downright the dumbest scene ever created. A failure in every possible way.… Expand

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tim99999Jan 1, 2011

This is the kind of movie that doesn't take popular things and makes jokes about them, it is the kind of movie that takes popular things and makes references to them. So how is that funny?

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ZorglyJan 12, 2011

Easily the worst film of 2008. One of the worst films of all time. Disaster movie has no brains, no talent, no right to exist. The most offensively horrific film since "Monster A-Go Go", and that was over 40 years ago

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DeviousBastardApr 23, 2011

**** dreadful. The princess was the only funny thing in this movie in an amusing way. Worst movie I have EVER SEEN. If it was an entire spoof on enchanted it MIGHT have worked.

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BlogDog123Mar 16, 2012

If you won't be turned away by the fact this movie is made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, then the horrible acting, terrible special effects, and a ridiculously idiotic plot will. It's also not even remotely funny in ANY way.

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JAM123Nov 15, 2011

This movie is the biggest waste of time in all of film history. It is the biggest disaster ever as said in the name, even if the directors were trying to be stupid. Don't go see this movie it is a total disaster movie and it's one of my leastThis movie is the biggest waste of time in all of film history. It is the biggest disaster ever as said in the name, even if the directors were trying to be stupid. Don't go see this movie it is a total disaster movie and it's one of my least favorite.… Expand

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vini1904Aug 14, 2012

Another movie parody absurdly bad, without any grace. Except only the scene of "Juno" fighting and "Hannah Montana" crushed by the comet, but even this one is worth note 1.

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Tranquilbez22Mar 5, 2012

Litarally the worst thing I've ever seen. The movie is just being mean to the summer movies it has to lose drastically to at the box office. The Scary movies were both funny and subtly referenced things. Only half of Scary Movie 3 wasLitarally the worst thing I've ever seen. The movie is just being mean to the summer movies it has to lose drastically to at the box office. The Scary movies were both funny and subtly referenced things. Only half of Scary Movie 3 was actually spoofing **** No ne should ever watch this awful piece of **** EVER!… Expand

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AllionsOct 7, 2014

This is the worst film i've ever seen. And probably i will not see in the future something terrible like this. I saw this is a cinema, and i was almost leaving the cinema 2, 3 times.

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DrNo0Nov 17, 2011

worst movie ever made the title says it all burn your eyes . Its terrible not funny the plot is really stupid its a bout the end of the world but the plot and ending made it so damn stupid I want to kill myself after this experience

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Mad_Hatter91Jan 18, 2013

Disaster Movie is a 2008 film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Selter. The plot is non-existent as it is non-existent humor and entertainment. A 90-minute film full of boredom, silly jokes and not at all funny. The only salvageable sceneDisaster Movie is a 2008 film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Selter. The plot is non-existent as it is non-existent humor and entertainment. A 90-minute film full of boredom, silly jokes and not at all funny. The only salvageable scene of the movie is when Alvin and the Chipmunks take anger.… Expand

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TheguyoffireApr 22, 2012

hahaha This movie gives me lots of laughter. Failure at its finest.

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csw12Jun 30, 2013

I really don't know what to say except that every moron involved in this film from the director, producer, writer and cast members should not be involved in any movie as long as there alive. To put it simply Disaster Movie should only be usedI really don't know what to say except that every moron involved in this film from the director, producer, writer and cast members should not be involved in any movie as long as there alive. To put it simply Disaster Movie should only be used for torture.… Expand

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pcast99Apr 30, 2012

Painfully and insultingly unfunny. What the **** does Amy Winehouse, Alvin and the Chipmunks, American Gladiators, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Simpson, and countless other horribly spoofed figures and movies have to do with the disaster genre? ThisPainfully and insultingly unfunny. What the **** does Amy Winehouse, Alvin and the Chipmunks, American Gladiators, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Simpson, and countless other horribly spoofed figures and movies have to do with the disaster genre? This whole movie is nothing but stunningly bad jokes and impersonations, avoid this **** pile at all costs.… Expand

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WiesyFeb 17, 2013

This movie is realy a disaster. What for a noobwork is this, the cast is the worst you can have, the story is made by a baby who can't think about a good story. No humor and realy a movie you have to laugh about it because its so very stupid

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Annoymous1Jul 10, 2013

You know I just regret the rating I gave it last time. I hate HATE HATE it, Entertainment Weekly, you guys are just crazy. I need to get tissues, Im crying just to think about it

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REfreakk55Feb 19, 2013

I can't believe I wasted my money on a ticket and my time to see this, I guess that is two things I won't be getting back, the title of this movie says it all

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SEROJMar 23, 2013

As the title says this really is a Disaster movie! If you wish the best for your IQ, better don't watch it no matter what! I made the biggest mistake to watch this on cinema couple of years ago! My final score is 0/10

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Ashley1998Aug 16, 2013

I have never in my whole life experienced such as horrific nightmare as watching this horror. It is not even remotely funny, a storyline which was shockingly awful and childish and appauling acting. Un wacthable poop

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JohnnyStephensAug 24, 2013

It's without doubt the worst movie ever made!!!!!! I cannot believe it happened!!! All my favourite films are destroyed in Disaster Movie!!! That's why it is called Disaster.......! It's a disaster itself. The directors of this film are stupid!!!

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JordanKingAug 30, 2013

Epic fail!!! Well this movie it's awful and its not a comedy at all. It's a movie without genre. Unwatchable, horrible, awful. A very big crap!!!! Just save your money and see another movie.

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MovieGuysJul 25, 2014

Hey, at least Disaster Movie is honest with its title; it's a disaster of a movie. Nothing in it works, and all the jokes fall flat. Other than that, there's not much else to be said about this movie. I don't care enough to write a moreHey, at least Disaster Movie is honest with its title; it's a disaster of a movie. Nothing in it works, and all the jokes fall flat. Other than that, there's not much else to be said about this movie. I don't care enough to write a more detailed review, and neither should you. Don't see this movie.… Expand

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Blackops1231Sep 13, 2014

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! How was this garbage even created? I actually thought it was even worse than Jack and Jill which I said was the worst movie that I gave a 0 (check out my review of Jack and Jill) I simply hated every last second of this film and I would probably give this a -10 if I was able to. Why did I hate this so much? Well because it was so lame and stupid and kind of gross if you think about it, for example, this movie has a scene where a girl is eating a bottle. And I didn't think this movie was funny at all, which it was supposed to be. Stay away from this film period. I hope this helped.… Expand

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talisencrwAug 15, 2016

Easily the worst film I have ever seen that wasn't helmed by a female director. I am usually very picky when it comes to selecting movies to watch, hence my usually high satisfaction as a cinephile. I can't believe I wasted my time on thisEasily the worst film I have ever seen that wasn't helmed by a female director. I am usually very picky when it comes to selecting movies to watch, hence my usually high satisfaction as a cinephile. I can't believe I wasted my time on this vile piece of garbage and that this ever saw a cinematic release when there MUST be thousands...NO, millions, of better things that could have been made instead. The Lumiere brothers must be rolling in their graves at how cinema has been travestied.… Expand

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FilmVirtueFeb 15, 2014

This film does show a disaster. Not the elements the film is trying to show, but the disaster of the film itself. The mess these directors made is awful. Just awful. Awful enough to have popcorn and soda thrown at the screen. Which actuallyThis film does show a disaster. Not the elements the film is trying to show, but the disaster of the film itself. The mess these directors made is awful. Just awful. Awful enough to have popcorn and soda thrown at the screen. Which actually might have happened.… Expand

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lukechristianscJun 8, 2015

When Hannah Montana gets crushed by a meteor when Juno's character is a total quirky spoof teen it's not funny, the film tries to be funny at times the jokes work this movie is dumb. Disaster movies are the same it has cliche'd effects butWhen Hannah Montana gets crushed by a meteor when Juno's character is a total quirky spoof teen it's not funny, the film tries to be funny at times the jokes work this movie is dumb. Disaster movies are the same it has cliche'd effects but writers Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg have unnecessary scenes in the film (I know it's a spoof it has scenes that have no purpose) the "spoof" genres are old stop it's not clever just stop. The filmmakers put too much effort into trashing it instead of writing it. The film is boring, the acting is terrible but times you might have a few chuckle worthy moments. Grade D… Expand

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loudrossFeb 16, 2015

I remember watching this when i was 9 and thinking, this is OK at best. Then there was a re-run on tv and I thought to myself, this is terrible. Once this overly long bore fest finished I came to the conclusion, Disaster movie is the WORSTI remember watching this when i was 9 and thinking, this is OK at best. Then there was a re-run on tv and I thought to myself, this is terrible. Once this overly long bore fest finished I came to the conclusion, Disaster movie is the WORST movie I have ever watched.… Expand

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NaTenBoxOct 18, 2014

What can I say when it's already been said? The jokes are nonexistent, the direction is ugly, the production value looks WAY to cheap than it needed to be, the actors didn't try, and everything that you can think of that can go wrong in aWhat can I say when it's already been said? The jokes are nonexistent, the direction is ugly, the production value looks WAY to cheap than it needed to be, the actors didn't try, and everything that you can think of that can go wrong in a parody movie directed by Friedburg and Seltzer, will go wrong.

Avoid it. It's definetely not worth your time or money. If you want a good parody movie, just watch the Mel Brooks movies, Hot Shots or Airplane instead.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeDec 27, 2015

This movie is well... disastrous. Nothing else to say about it. Who thought this would be a good idea for a movie anyways? Obviously not me because I have better things to do anyways than watch this disaster movie.

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The3AcademySinsAug 13, 2019

Do Friedberg and Seltzer hate movies? This is one of the most spiteful, mean-spirited, lazy, disgusting, terrible, and wasteful movies I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. The movie recycles jokes like the cat pooping in the toilet andDo Friedberg and Seltzer hate movies? This is one of the most spiteful, mean-spirited, lazy, disgusting, terrible, and wasteful movies I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. The movie recycles jokes like the cat pooping in the toilet and Michael Jackson being a pedophile that were in Friedberg and Seltzer's past movies. The fact that this movie craps all over much better films that WEREN'T EVEN OUT YET when this was released; and turns these movies into mindless fart, dick, and poop jokes is so tasteless and insulting that it makes me angry. Easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen.… Expand

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JPKJan 26, 2020

Disaster Is Too Kind Of A Word
Disaster Movie is one of the absolute worst movies I have ever seen. It makes stuff like Jack & Jill look like Citizen Kane. It’s THAT awful.

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mrdr4gonDec 15, 2017

Disaster Movie is a disaster of a movie. Another 'parody' that exists to reference other mediocre film's trailers in quick-fire instead of actually putting in effort to do anything interesting, clever or even competent.

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robertoiglesiasNov 10, 2017

You know your film is f*cking awful when I (who used to like Epic Movie and Date Movie) give this film of 0.

GOD DAMN IT STOP WITH THE REFERENCES AND TOILET HUMOR!

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ThatoneguywholoSep 1, 2019

Like the movie, the title says its DISASTER. What happened to parodies anyway? Parodies Like Airplane? Anyway, this movie is the worst.

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TRANSFORMERSFANMar 11, 2021

worst movie ever from 2008! this movie is a huge abomination! my least favorite movie from 2008 along with open season 2!

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Kramirez0113Mar 2, 2023

God is no longer alive and living, and we are the cause of him leaving reality.

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Nonebody71Oct 5, 2022

Screw this movie. I hate it so much. This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

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