Disaster Movie

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JackM.Sep 12, 2008

I left the theater during Amy Winehouse's long burping scene....which was at the beginning.

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SomeOneSep 10, 2008

Normally I wouldn't criticise a film I had never seen, but Friedberg and Setzer waived that right after Epic Movie. No way am I paying for this crap again. I saw an ad in the paper for this film and there was a group shot of 20 Normally I wouldn't criticise a film I had never seen, but Friedberg and Setzer waived that right after Epic Movie. No way am I paying for this crap again. I saw an ad in the paper for this film and there was a group shot of 20 characters. Not a single one of them was from a disaster film, which automatically tells me that this film sucks. How are Hellboy, Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Juno, High School Musical, Kung Fu Panda etc. disaster films? Shouldn't a film called Disaster Movie involve, oh I don't know, some kind of disaster movie parodies? You'd have to be stupid to not see how ripe that genre is for parody... well, I guess this is Frienderg and Setzer we are talking about. Also, the fact that these no-talent hacks would try to rip off films such as Hellboy, Iron Man and Kung Fu Panda, ie. REAL films made by TALENTED people, is like spitting in the face of anyone who has ever made or watched an enjoyable movie. I think the Razzies should be renamed the Friedberg/Setzer Awards, because they are clearly the people/things who personify the worst aspects of the film industry better than anyone else.… Expand

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JohnFSep 9, 2008

Cinematic brilliance. This movie surpasses mediocre pictures like The Godfather, There Will be Blood and No Country for Old Men. Disaster Movie should change its name to Winning every award ever made Movie, because thats what its going to do.

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JonK.Sep 7, 2008

People need to stop going to see these "Vague Genre" Movies. Maybe then they'll stop making them. I'm not even going to waste my money to see the movie in order to write a proper review. I'm sending my message with a 0.

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KikB.Sep 6, 2008

I've only seen the trailer, and usually a trailer is meant to make a movie look good but the trailer for Disaster Movie just explains it perfectly. This may be called the worst film ever. The humor is poor. This deserves to win all I've only seen the trailer, and usually a trailer is meant to make a movie look good but the trailer for Disaster Movie just explains it perfectly. This may be called the worst film ever. The humor is poor. This deserves to win all Razzie awards.… Expand

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LinC.Sep 5, 2008

I can't say that I saw anything of value in this. You know, I often disagree with critics and with other reviews, so I usually don't read them. I have to say that I should have in this case. Pathetically poor execution of concept, I can't say that I saw anything of value in this. You know, I often disagree with critics and with other reviews, so I usually don't read them. I have to say that I should have in this case. Pathetically poor execution of concept, total lack of connectivity, sad attempts at humor without clear groundlaying or even justification. What a waste, all the way around.… Expand

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RogerM.Sep 5, 2008

Pretty close to as bad as it can possibly get. Likely the worst parody movie I've ever seen. The only fun you can squeeze out of this is to figure out who/what they try to mimic, and to do so faster than your neighbor. and before they Pretty close to as bad as it can possibly get. Likely the worst parody movie I've ever seen. The only fun you can squeeze out of this is to figure out who/what they try to mimic, and to do so faster than your neighbor. and before they simply say it themselves. Save your money. Go look at an almost empty intersection and watch the lights change instead. Just as entertaining, and a lot cheaper.… Expand

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AdamR.Sep 5, 2008

This movie is guarentee'd to kill more of your braincells than any amount of alcohol will do to you from now till your grave. Hell, even drinking alcohol while watching this movie won't make it any better, it's just that terrible.

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WilliamW.Sep 4, 2008

This movie was so bad. It truly was a disaster.

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AndyS.Sep 4, 2008

I can't believe professional film makers would think this was a good idea for a film. Seltzer and Freidburg have nothign but contempt for their audience.

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EvanTSep 4, 2008

If you want to go see an actual GOOD spoof movie, go see Tropic Thunder. Or even better, Blazing Saddles.

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CharlesX.Sep 4, 2008

Absolutely no effort at all. Production seemed incredibly rushed, and so did all the spoofs and parodies. Bottom of the barrel.

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alangfgfSep 3, 2008

Worst movie ever..Never laughed just constantly saying to myself ...how stupid. this rating is for first 30 minutes of movie, didnt see the rest ..switched theatres.

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AshW.Sep 2, 2008

Crap on top of more crap don't watch unless you.......no there is no reason whatsoever to watch this movie.

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AaronOSep 2, 2008

I got into this for free just so that I could satisfy my masochistic curiosity...This redefines my definition of "BAD MOVIE"...it goes so far as to make me nauseous while I watched it. Those who watch it in the name of watching a movie need I got into this for free just so that I could satisfy my masochistic curiosity...This redefines my definition of "BAD MOVIE"...it goes so far as to make me nauseous while I watched it. Those who watch it in the name of watching a movie need to have their brains remo--never mind, anyone who would enjoy this doesn't HAVE one to begin with.… Expand

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CoreyfSep 2, 2008

PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!! stop making spoof movies. Although that well never happen because there will always be 14 year old kids around to watch them.

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ZanetaB.Sep 2, 2008

My friends and I regret paying to see a movie that was a waste of film. That was just straight bullshit, and luckily we didn't see the whole thing!!!! Kim , Carmen and Vanessa, We love you all, but we were disappointed in you three, for My friends and I regret paying to see a movie that was a waste of film. That was just straight bullshit, and luckily we didn't see the whole thing!!!! Kim , Carmen and Vanessa, We love you all, but we were disappointed in you three, for getting involve in that wackass sh*t I hope that it will never happen again. .… Expand

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JessicaSep 2, 2008

People who laughed throughout the movie must have sad lives...the movie was a pathetic attempt at a spoof. wow.

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Mr.P.Sep 2, 2008

This movie is a complete disaster, as the title proclaims. There is almost a sense of a storyline. If you like a storyline where returning the crystal skull to its resting place will stop all the impending doom. Aaron Seltzer and Jason This movie is a complete disaster, as the title proclaims. There is almost a sense of a storyline. If you like a storyline where returning the crystal skull to its resting place will stop all the impending doom. Aaron Seltzer and Jason Freidburg should be executed before they have another chance to push out another terrible parody film.… Expand

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OliverC.Sep 2, 2008

The joke's on you guys for actually watching this movie. You have no right to complain.

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AlexE.Sep 2, 2008

Just pure terrible. There's no other way to describe it.

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MichaelSSep 2, 2008

Wow. I didn't think it was physically possible to make something worse than Meet the Spartans, but these two geniuses did it. Thank God people have finally wised up and are rejecting this crap. Hopefully this is the last we'll see Wow. I didn't think it was physically possible to make something worse than Meet the Spartans, but these two geniuses did it. Thank God people have finally wised up and are rejecting this crap. Hopefully this is the last we'll see of Mssrs Friedberg and Seltzer.… Expand

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EvanLSep 1, 2008

Let's begin a campaign that turns every theatre that shows this movie into gas chambers. Let's purify the gene pool.

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JamesB.Sep 1, 2008

Haha! It is Amy Winehouse! Haha! Yes indeed it does look like her! I wet my pants with glee at this biting social satire! Hahaha! F!cking failure of a movie.

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TomR.Sep 1, 2008

Anyone who goes to see this movie is responsible for the downfall of the genre of comedy.

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JohnS.Sep 1, 2008

Any movie with the word "movie" at the end should be banned from viewing.

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TomP.Sep 1, 2008

Too many stupid people in this country. It's your fault that this kind of repetitively unfunny garbage is being released over and over again. Please stop. Those that put down a 10, I'm talking to you. This is a disappointment to humor.

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RobertL.Sep 1, 2008

Easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Not only is it terribly unfunny, but it's also racist, misogynistic, and filled with so many poop jokes that a third grader would get tired of them. A pregnant woman chugs booze, a trapped and Easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Not only is it terribly unfunny, but it's also racist, misogynistic, and filled with so many poop jokes that a third grader would get tired of them. A pregnant woman chugs booze, a trapped and injured woman is punched in the face, every black person is a dope-smoking gangsta, and no less than two people crap their pants in the first 30 minutes. Absolutely horrible.… Expand

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JayL.Aug 31, 2008

I did not laugh not one time in this movie. I wonder if the writers/producers actually watched this. It was cheap, corny, and just plain dumb. I am infuriated that I spent 90 minutes of my life on this. This movie gets no props from me I did not laugh not one time in this movie. I wonder if the writers/producers actually watched this. It was cheap, corny, and just plain dumb. I am infuriated that I spent 90 minutes of my life on this. This movie gets no props from me whatsoever. Compared to this Gigli & Showgirls are Oscar worthy.… Expand

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AndrewR.Aug 30, 2008

Not the worst movie I have ever seen, but definitely in the bottom 10.

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BillB.Aug 30, 2008

I think the review from Entertainment Weekly should be discounted. Whoever gave this film a 58 should be shot in the head, this movie doesn't deserve the bandwidth it takes to host this aggregate. It makes me sad to think a movie studio I think the review from Entertainment Weekly should be discounted. Whoever gave this film a 58 should be shot in the head, this movie doesn't deserve the bandwidth it takes to host this aggregate. It makes me sad to think a movie studio considered the American people dumb enough to not outright reject something like this.… Expand

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ChrisG.Aug 30, 2008

the only reason this movie got a 1 instead of a 2 was because of the sex and the city part and only because the actor really did look like sarah jessica parker. there were 2 maybe 3 chuckles at most but no part made me really laugh but the the only reason this movie got a 1 instead of a 2 was because of the sex and the city part and only because the actor really did look like sarah jessica parker. there were 2 maybe 3 chuckles at most but no part made me really laugh but the sex and the city… Expand

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RogerT.Aug 29, 2008

This is the boys smartest movie to date. Juno was worth the price of admission. Acting was good. The production value wasn't.

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AngelinaL.Aug 29, 2008

Is awesome....Amy Winehouse..love it. High School Musical is a great spoof. Although is a little corny. Really makes you think a little..love movies like this.

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StevenL.Aug 29, 2008

It's Amy Winehouse...and she burps. It's Juno....and then she hits somebody with her guitar. If more people made movies like this, the world would be a better place. Seriously, have your viewers spaded and neutered. We don't It's Amy Winehouse...and she burps. It's Juno....and then she hits somebody with her guitar. If more people made movies like this, the world would be a better place. Seriously, have your viewers spaded and neutered. We don't want this kinda stupid spreading into the future.… Expand

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SeanE.Aug 29, 2008

Integrity, you give them too much credit. There is no evidence that Seltzer and Friedberg actually watched any of these movies before they decided they could make fun of them. If they were to actually watch No Country For Old Men (I hear Integrity, you give them too much credit. There is no evidence that Seltzer and Friedberg actually watched any of these movies before they decided they could make fun of them. If they were to actually watch No Country For Old Men (I hear Anton shows up), or even Juno, some technique might rub off on them. I find it interesting that the trailers for this movie that are showing up on TV make the movie look worse than some of locally produced commercials that surround the ads. Yes, the Bob's Furniture ads look more cinematic than Disaster Movie.… Expand

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killaAug 29, 2008

I'll admit that the first 10 - 15 minutes are quite funny, but then Iron Man got crushed by a cow, and my friend started thinking the movie was crap, so we went to see Death Race instead, and that's exactly what I recommend I'll admit that the first 10 - 15 minutes are quite funny, but then Iron Man got crushed by a cow, and my friend started thinking the movie was crap, so we went to see Death Race instead, and that's exactly what I recommend everybody. PS: It was the premiere of disaster movie and I felt the movie had cost me a fortune to see it.… Expand

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JenniferK.Aug 28, 2008

The title explains what the movie will turn out to be very well, a disaster. Seriously? The trailer doesn't even look the slightest bit funny even if I were a little teeny-bopper. These people must be stopped.

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BbarbC.Aug 28, 2008

Ever since Epic Movie, things got really bad, meet the spartans, and then Superhero Movie. And now this. It's just terrible. The directing makes it senseless and emotionless. Sentimental but just too sappy. there is no story period. Ever since Epic Movie, things got really bad, meet the spartans, and then Superhero Movie. And now this. It's just terrible. The directing makes it senseless and emotionless. Sentimental but just too sappy. there is no story period. Like at least try? They mean to be bad, the Scary Movies were funny but still bad, but this is awful. It's sickening, and the sensation of enduring it is barf-worthy. Didn't laugh once.… Expand

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DonD.Aug 28, 2008

This movie is a Disaster! Its so bad that you'll laugh your spirit out of your body... yes... its so bad its actually great!

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JohnE.Aug 28, 2008

One of the best movies of all time.

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TaylorC.Aug 27, 2008

Please people, as a personal favor DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE. If you give them your money they are going to keep making these horrible movies. Just seeing the commercials for them makes me cringe. These writers have absolutely no talent and do Please people, as a personal favor DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE. If you give them your money they are going to keep making these horrible movies. Just seeing the commercials for them makes me cringe. These writers have absolutely no talent and do not deserve a dollar. I repeat, DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE.… Expand

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[Anonymous]Aug 27, 2008

Please stop supporting these movies and directors. Every time you go see one of these movies just know that your paying the taxes to these directors houses when their only source of comedy is when someone farts or gross out humor. We wonder Please stop supporting these movies and directors. Every time you go see one of these movies just know that your paying the taxes to these directors houses when their only source of comedy is when someone farts or gross out humor. We wonder why everyone else in the world sees America as stupid and so egotistical. Well they probably watch movies like these and say wow they are entertained easily. So please listen to me and maybe we can prove that we are an intelligent country. This should be made for torture tactics along with listening to the Jonahs Brothers because then we would surely win the war in no time. Every time you laugh at a joke in this movie please punch yourself. I admit i laughed at how bad Date Movie was but to back up what i think i punched myself. I have learned my lesson now though because this movie is not so bad its good. Its so awful that its a disgrace and it is the reason why critics should be able to add negative numbers to their score. A 0 is too generous because thats a whole number, it's time to switch to integers and dig into the negatives. Goodbye… Expand

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MikeI.Aug 27, 2008

Every person who was involved in making this movie needs to seriously rethink the decisions they made in life. r u at a computer bang on your keyboard for 20 minutes scribble on a piece of paper. tape the paper to your tv and haver the most Every person who was involved in making this movie needs to seriously rethink the decisions they made in life. r u at a computer bang on your keyboard for 20 minutes scribble on a piece of paper. tape the paper to your tv and haver the most annoying person in the world read the script you banged on ur keyboard and u have an Oscar worthy film if an Oscar judge just walked out of disaster movie.… Expand

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JamesK.Aug 27, 2008

please don't see this. we don't need more sequels. don't say i need to "lighten up" or that it is "just too crude" for me. it's not funny. it's not crude. it's not anything. it's a sparknotes of movie references.

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JoeSAug 27, 2008

The fact that these movies are still made makes me question my faith in the Lord. Who is paying to watch this crap??? If it's pre-teens and teenagers...I fear greatly for our future.

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EvanO.Aug 26, 2008

I totally agree.As a lame teen myself, I am insulted that these movies continue to be made. Honestly, 10 8-years olds could make this movie in their basement with 2 hours and 10 dollars to work with. Ugh.

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IntegrityAug 25, 2008

When will they stop making these disgraceful movies? When will the lame teens and pre-teens wake up and stop paying to see this crap so they stop making a profit? Anyone could "write" a movie like these guys do. Just watch recent movies, and When will they stop making these disgraceful movies? When will the lame teens and pre-teens wake up and stop paying to see this crap so they stop making a profit? Anyone could "write" a movie like these guys do. Just watch recent movies, and go try to make fun of something by over exaggerating, throw in some bathroom humor and sex and there you have it.… Expand

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