BMX XXX

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Metascore
58

Mixed or average reviews - based on 26 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 26
  2. Mixed: 11 out of 26
  3. Negative: 10 out of 26
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  1. Xbox Nation Magazine
    40
    Here's some of the stuff you will not laugh at: dogs fornicating, bird poop, aliens anally impaled. [Feb/Mar 2003, p.81]
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  2. GMR Magazine
    40
    Physics don't play a big part in the proceedings; it's possible to ride a character full-speed into a wall, without any ill effects. [Feb 2003, p.72]
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  3. Eurogamer
    40
    There are some ‘clever’ bits, like a Winona Ryder look-alike shoplifter (surely she’s too pretty to lock up?), but on the whole it’s a ‘point and laugh’ kind of humour rather than a hearty laugh out loud spectacle.
  5. TotalGames.net
    40
    You want to impress us? Be the Grand Theft Auto of BMX games not Beavis and Butthead on a bike.
  6. Electronic Gaming Monthly
    30
    Difficult - even the homeliest guy on earth could get laid before he could complete the inane tasks required to unlock all the R-rated stripper videos (which aren't worth the effort, by the way). Only the most patient, hardcore, and masochistic will be able to play through XXX. [Feb 2003, p.152]
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  7. All Game Guide
    40
    The biggest issues players will likely have are the annoying time-based objectives, sloppy control in pedaling from one spot to the next, and confusing environments desperately needing some sort of onscreen map or compass.
  8. Play Magazine
    30
    Dislike it because it's a tired game on a tired engine. You could press those boobs against the screen and it still wouldn't make this game any good. [Jan 2003, p.79]
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  9. G4 TV
    20
    Not funny, despite its pathetic attempt at being so. The jokes are racist for the sake of being racist, confuse fecal references with wit, and are just generally asinine.
  10. Entertainment Weekly
    42
    More puzzling are the physics of Sweet Cheeks' attire: If she's wearing a thong, what could possibly be holding up her suspenders? [29 Nov 2002, p.113]
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  11. GameNow
    42
    It's more like FFF thanks to the language. [Feb 2003, p.46]
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Awards & Rankings

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#62 Most Discussed Xbox Game of 2002
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#2 Most Shared Xbox Game of 2002

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User Score
6.9

Mixed or average reviews- based on 12 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 7 out of 12
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 12
  3. Negative: 5 out of 12
  1. Gamerdude05
    Mar 22, 2020
    9
    I love this game on my Xbox it's good I don't know why people hate this game on Xbox it's good I got this on Amazon for €5 I love this game
  2. DanielB.
    Jun 8, 2004
    4
    Fun game, tricks all look the same, movies r not worth the effort.
  3. MichaelB.
    Jul 26, 2003
    10
    Excellent. Hours of fun.
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