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1.3

Overwhelming dislike- based on 443 Ratings

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  1. Positive: 40 out of 443
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  1. Aug 17, 2022
    0
    This game is so bad yet so funny, if you want a game where you gonna laugh like every minute then buy it, I got the game for £1 so I don't really care for how bad this game is.
  2. Mar 29, 2022
    1
    This game really sucks. I mean just look at a 2 minutes gameplay and you will discover what I'm talking about
  3. Feb 13, 2022
    0
    0.5/10
    It's known as one of the worst games of all time. I don't need to make a review.
  4. Jun 10, 2021
    0
    The worst game ever created, it really is. Every element is extremely poor. Clunky gameplay, awful graphics for 2013, miserable voice acting, repetitive, awful controls, an ungodly amount of bugs and glitches, and not to mention the disturbing cut scenes. The story is extremely lame and predictable, no character has any value, as they basically have no unique aspects. The positives areThe worst game ever created, it really is. Every element is extremely poor. Clunky gameplay, awful graphics for 2013, miserable voice acting, repetitive, awful controls, an ungodly amount of bugs and glitches, and not to mention the disturbing cut scenes. The story is extremely lame and predictable, no character has any value, as they basically have no unique aspects. The positives are that collectibles are tracked for you, and the main menu has a licensed song, which is honestly the best part. Expand
  5. Jan 1, 2017
    0
    GO LOOK AT ANGRY JOE'S REVIEW ON YOUTUBE and you'll see why we give this game a 0/10 to the people who rated this game 10/10 and says its game of the year what were you smoking on dude.
  6. Oct 13, 2016
    0
    This and the gamergate scandal is the real proof that the end of gaming is near. Along with War Z and all of the cruddy pay to win smartphone games out there, Gaming is doomed to a real dead end, and you should know why.
  7. Aug 23, 2016
    3
    Beautifully awful game that is an accurate representation of people suffering from Acromegaly.

    Loses (or gains?) a few points for the fact that you can infinitely powerslide, but not infinitely reverse.

    So it has that over Big Rigs, I guess.
  8. Jul 17, 2016
    0
    Deep Silver I guess ran out of ideas and were like screw it so they released this mess. It's very glitchy and the story is disgusting. The game has no sense of style as well. This game should die in a pit of burning flames forever.
  9. Jun 2, 2016
    0
    F*ck this f*cking game and everything about it... I can't continue... It's f*cking sh*t. The broken gameplay, poor controls, voice acting, writing, offensive portrayal of women, and dropping the originally planned open-world concept are all sh*t. Do I have to go on further? F*ck this game. I regret buying it on steam back in January 2014. don't pick it up, K?
  10. Feb 25, 2016
    0
    Tris game is amazing. te Gramphics,the music, everything about this game makes it a masterpiece. The story Was totally well made, it had me in feels by the end. Bonus points for Bieng accurate to the title, this game was a ride to hell. For that, this game should've won GOTY of 2001.
  11. Feb 21, 2016
    0
    I have never seen a game this bad, ever. I watch many videos on this and it is so bad it is funny. The combat sucks, the camera sucks, the physics suck, the storyline is crap, and the sex scenes are inappropriately placed.
  12. Feb 20, 2016
    0
    If Donald Trump was a game this would be the result. It is just painfully funny how terrible this game is. It is the type of game that your grandmother would buy you for your birthday and you would have to pretend to be happy. It is one of the best worst games i have ever had the privilege to play. Also, if you want an accurate review of this game go and watch Angry Joes review.
  13. Feb 18, 2016
    0
    This is a bad game,the dialogue is bad,the game play is bad,the graphics are bad,they look like they're from GTA San Andreas.The biking is so bad its almost funny.Everything is so bad in this game its nearly entertaining,It MIGHT be a buy if its less then 5 dollars but only because of how bad the game is it actually turns entertaining.
  14. Jan 21, 2016
    0
    Ride to Hell is everything you don't want in a video game. Awful combat, degrading towards women, creepy cutscenes, and terrible voice acting. If Ride to Hell was released 25 years ago, the video game industry would have crashed
  15. Dec 9, 2015
    0
    Hilariously funny with friends because of how mockingly bad it is. Depressing by oneself. A bad game either way, I hope to never play this glitchy mess and broken game ever again with its terrible combat, story, characters, voice acting, graphics and breaking glitches.
  16. Nov 17, 2015
    0
    Wtf.....................................................................................................................................................................................
  17. Nov 10, 2015
    1
    Easily, the absolute worst game I have ever had the displeasure of playing. The characters are complete trash and the dialogue is worse and the fully clothed sex scenes didn't help at all. At some points--no, MOST points I encountered glitches where the game would stop rendering completely and send me falling into an infinite abyss. The combat is basically your basic beat-em-up that nearlyEasily, the absolute worst game I have ever had the displeasure of playing. The characters are complete trash and the dialogue is worse and the fully clothed sex scenes didn't help at all. At some points--no, MOST points I encountered glitches where the game would stop rendering completely and send me falling into an infinite abyss. The combat is basically your basic beat-em-up that nearly every gamer is used to. Brings nothing new to the table. I completely regret buying this game and I am embarrassed to have people know I wasted money on this pigsty of a video game. Expand
  18. Jul 3, 2015
    0
    horrible all it's about is quicktime events and racing and the racing is very laggy the voice acting sounds like a 80's game just no wonder its 9.99 at game stop
  19. Jun 16, 2015
    0
    This game has : glitches,one of the worst voice acting,gameplay,story,graphics and A.I. EVER!!!I You pay 30$ for this crap.REALLY ?!?!? THAT IS A CRIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY ! I cannot laugh anymore IT IS BAAAAAAAADDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tha is what we get for 5 years waiting ? And we were waiting for a GLITCH !!! From the start to the finish is a broken,ugly and stupidThis game has : glitches,one of the worst voice acting,gameplay,story,graphics and A.I. EVER!!!I You pay 30$ for this crap.REALLY ?!?!? THAT IS A CRIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY ! I cannot laugh anymore IT IS BAAAAAAAADDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tha is what we get for 5 years waiting ? And we were waiting for a GLITCH !!! From the start to the finish is a broken,ugly and stupid GLITCH!!! TIP:DO NOT BUY THAT GLITCH! Expand
  20. Mar 28, 2015
    0
    Ride to hell: Retribution is a complete waste of time. Don't even bother, the developers were the laziest i have ever seen. The gameplay, graphics, voice acting will all give you a complete migraine. This may be the worst game of all time.
  21. Mar 28, 2015
    0
    How did this come into existence???? I never knew a game this bad was even possible. What is wrong with the developers??? This is juvenile, immature, stupid, and just... AWFUL!!! THIS GAME IS PAIN!!!!!!
  22. Jan 26, 2015
    1
    This game is so bad its laughable. The "voice acting" is wooden, the story is nonsensical, the graphics are muddy, the mechanics are dreadful, and the soundtrack is unbearable. But trust me, you will laugh at this game and have fun with it if you are hanging with a few friends and play this game for the fun of it. 1/10 (Abysmal)
  23. Jan 21, 2015
    0
    *Sigh* What is there to say about this pitiful excuse for a game? The story is pathetically horrible, the characters are ridiculously cliched, the gameplay is garbage, the graphics look like a PS2 game, and the sex scenes...... doesn't the idiotic protagonist know that you have to remove or at least unzip your pants to have sex? I mean, sure, I get that developer Deep Silver was going*Sigh* What is there to say about this pitiful excuse for a game? The story is pathetically horrible, the characters are ridiculously cliched, the gameplay is garbage, the graphics look like a PS2 game, and the sex scenes...... doesn't the idiotic protagonist know that you have to remove or at least unzip your pants to have sex? I mean, sure, I get that developer Deep Silver was going for a mature tone, but that should have at least known how someone actually has sex (not that I'm trying to be a pervert or anything, of course). This game made me LAUGH it was so bad. I have never rated any game so low and enjoyed doing it. And the SCRIPT!!!..... oh my lord, the SCRIPT!!!! I have never experienced the most terrible writing in a video game in all my life. Your character-- I really couldn't care less what his name was, probably something stupid like Jake Hellfire or Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace-- has some of the most cheesiest, predictable, and cringe-inducing lines you will ever experience, ever. I don't know who wrote the description for this-- I won't even call it a game-- on the summary page, but whoever it was, they were either really high or were playing a totally different game, because this game is not at ALL what that description sounds like in terms of "Action-packed, open world, mature awesomeness". Please, I had a better time playing Banjo Kazooe for N64, and that's saying something (not that the game was bad, for it was good, but just that it was a huge console time zone difference). Do NOT buy this game. Sorry.... do not buy this EXCUSE for a game. Expand
  24. Dec 15, 2014
    0
    the name is the only logical thing about this game the game feels like hell it feels like satan made this terrible abomination worst graphics the controls are terrible very terrible release of 2013 waste of 60 dollers on the game this game literary feels like your going to hell
  25. Dec 11, 2014
    1
    The only reason I must give this a one instead of a zero is because is comical how bad this game is. In the riding missions (which is one of two different types of gameplay in this game, the other being a walk around beat 'em up) after deafeating the enemy A.I. the bikes spin off and blow up. But after "blowing up" the bikes just keep going. But after a while all the comically bad glichesThe only reason I must give this a one instead of a zero is because is comical how bad this game is. In the riding missions (which is one of two different types of gameplay in this game, the other being a walk around beat 'em up) after deafeating the enemy A.I. the bikes spin off and blow up. But after "blowing up" the bikes just keep going. But after a while all the comically bad gliches and just shear disinterest by the developers just gets to you and you cannot do what you should be able to do in any game, whether you like it or not. And that is just to simply beat it. And this game is so agonizingly bad, any sane human just cannot sit thru this train wreck Expand
  26. Oct 25, 2014
    0
    Any one who gives this game any more than a 2 out of ten is being extremely dishonest because it's truly one of the worst games of all time. I HATE this game, it made me rage so hard.
    0/10
  27. Oct 18, 2014
    1
    this game doesn't seem to understand how good games should look with terrible controls, endlessly bad executed quick time events, offensive story and super glitchy make this game a recipe for disaster.
  28. Sep 2, 2014
    1
    This game is perhaps one of the worst games ever made, as you've no doubt heard from just a bout every other reviewer on Metacritic or any other site that reviews games, or hosts reviews for games, or any other such thing. Therefore, my recommendation is that you buy it. No, I'm dead serious, buy it. Buy it and keep it as a reference for yourself to compare all other games you play andThis game is perhaps one of the worst games ever made, as you've no doubt heard from just a bout every other reviewer on Metacritic or any other site that reviews games, or hosts reviews for games, or any other such thing. Therefore, my recommendation is that you buy it. No, I'm dead serious, buy it. Buy it and keep it as a reference for yourself to compare all other games you play and rate against it. This way, you can ask yourself, "This game is bad, but is it as bad as Ride to Hell: Retribution?" If your answer is no, hurrah, if yes... all hope is lost; quick, run to the bomb shelters for the end times have come. Expand
  29. Jul 25, 2014
    0
    1. It's offensive to people in the south, and women.
    2. It's totally broken. You die without knowing why.
    3. It's GTA IV: TLAD rip off. 4. It received a 3 on it's scoring. 5. No one really liked it. 6. The bike physic are terrible. 7. The gameplay is garbage. 8. The story is garbage. 9. Jake Conway, the main character has no weakness. Which makes the game incredibly easy and
    1. It's offensive to people in the south, and women.
    2. It's totally broken. You die without knowing why.
    3. It's GTA IV: TLAD rip off.
    4. It received a 3 on it's scoring.
    5. No one really liked it.
    6. The bike physic are terrible.
    7. The gameplay is garbage. 8.
    The story is garbage.
    9. Jake Conway, the main character has no weakness. Which makes the game incredibly easy and boring.
    10. It's just bad.
    11. The Graphics, look like they were made for the PS2, the Xbox, or the GameCube.

    If you want to play a game that takes place in the south play Red Dead Redemption. Don't waste your money on this broken wreck. Some fans idiot fans said this game was going to go toe to toe with GTA V. I don't know where they got that idea from
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  30. Jul 20, 2014
    0
    The game is an overall disgrace. But what really sets it out from all of the other truly bad games out there is that it's approach to sex is disgusting and unbelievably juvenile. It feels as though it was just put in there by immature developers just so they could have a few giggles. If you're going to put sex in a game, then put in there for effect and developing a relationship with aThe game is an overall disgrace. But what really sets it out from all of the other truly bad games out there is that it's approach to sex is disgusting and unbelievably juvenile. It feels as though it was just put in there by immature developers just so they could have a few giggles. If you're going to put sex in a game, then put in there for effect and developing a relationship with a character. Don't put it in as if it was a bullet point on a list. A terrible game, one that I urge you never to buy in your life. Seriously. Expand
Metascore
19

Overwhelming dislike - based on 14 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 14
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 14
  3. Negative: 14 out of 14
  1. Games Master UK
    Sep 2, 2013
    5
    The camera, controls, graphics, voice acting and combat aren't just broken - they're hilariously broken. [Oct 2013, p.77]
  2. Official Xbox Magazine UK
    Aug 19, 2013
    20
    A startling glimpse into true hell. [Sept 2013, p.86]
  3. Aug 13, 2013
    10
    Let’s leave it with Jake’s own words, spoken as if holding up a mirror to his own life: “Swear to god - I’d rather be polishing boots than sit through this crap.”