Vampire Therapist

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  1. Nindie Spotlight
    Apr 1, 2026
    87
    Undeniably engaging if you’re into therapy talk, the game’s mix of great dialogue, all sorts of tones, and applied psychology make it unique.
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  2. Pure Nintendo
    Mar 30, 2026
    40
    Overall, this is a disappointing port of a promising game. The game is virtually unplayable but I hope a patch will fix these issues, along with a Switch 2 compatibility update.
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  3. Retcon
    Mar 12, 2026
    80
    Bugs aside, Vampire Therapist held my attention from start to finish, with the main story taking around 12 hours to complete. It’s a poignant exploration of what it means to truly live and a gentle reminder to keep our hearts and minds open to change — even when it feels scary. So curl up on the couch with a cup of hot chocolate and get to therapisin’, pardner.
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