Think of the Children

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  1. SolomonRambling
    Jan 12, 2023
    4
    Think of the Children functions best as a form of birth control. If child-rearing happened to be as ugly, stressful, unfun, and buggy as it is depicted in this game, teen pregnancy and unsafe sex would be nonexistent. By yourself, beating any stage is a chore and aggravating, much like single-parenting. With three or four people, taking care of the children becomes a mindless babysittingThink of the Children functions best as a form of birth control. If child-rearing happened to be as ugly, stressful, unfun, and buggy as it is depicted in this game, teen pregnancy and unsafe sex would be nonexistent. By yourself, beating any stage is a chore and aggravating, much like single-parenting. With three or four people, taking care of the children becomes a mindless babysitting job. With two players, gameplay sits happily between awful and boring. At best, Think of the Children is a poor approximation of Overcooked, perfectly emulating the chaos of cooperation without programming any of the payoff and originality. The best way to enjoy this game is through abstinence.… Expand

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  1. Switch Player
    Jan 15, 2019
    70
    Think of the Children is a chaotic and fun party title. Whether on the beach or in the shops, it’s frantic and mad. You’ll find out a lot about your friends as soon as you get them hooked.
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  2. NintendoWorldReport
    Nov 5, 2018
    60
    The gameplay is fun, but really only if you can get some multiplayer going. There is a light story mode and the ability to customize your avatar with characters and clothing you unlock from playing the game. With over 10 stages, many of which also need to be unlocked through gameplay, there is a decent amount of variety and reason to return to the game, but I wouldn’t recommend it for solo players.
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