BMX XXX

 PlayStation 2
  • Publisher: Acclaim
  • Release Date: Nov 15, 2002
User Score
4.8

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 23 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 9 out of 23
  2. Mixed: 3 out of 23
  3. Negative: 11 out of 23
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  1. Annoymous1
    Jan 7, 2013
    0
    The most awful and terrible BMX game. The main point of the game are topless ladies have absolutely no point in racing or trick contests. And looking at lagged pictures fare a even worse score :-(
  2. AV.
    Oct 28, 2005
    10
    Great game.
  3. AndyD.
    Nov 27, 2002
    3
    I just hope nobody is whacking off on digital chicks, if so, you've got problems!
  4. NutterW.
    Dec 29, 2002
    6
    O.k. i wish i never bought this game why isa there suck a big hype? about it u dont c them naked at all u just get some lesbian love scenes if u do a goal. some are really good. dont buy this game rent it. it isnt worth 30 pounds i am gonna get vice city.
  5. NeillJ.
    May 29, 2003
    0
    i have this game and it is so crap becauise there are bmx xxx signs over tits, it is crap any way so dont buy this game!!!!
  6. JackM.
    Nov 23, 2004
    0
    Anyone who rates this game so highly have got some serious issues, ive seen more XXX matrial on a powerpuff girls cartoon. anyone who actually thinks this is 'pornographic' u shud probably get to no wot porn means.
  7. Ryan
    Nov 18, 2002
    10
    Awesome.
  8. NickL.
    Dec 29, 2002
    0
    THIS IS A DISCRACE @ BMX AND BMXER's ALL OVER THE WOLD! this game sux u purves that made up this sick game at least it could of been inline skating.
  9. Hoot
    Dec 21, 2005
    9
    This game is awesome! It is good to see people pushing the limits of what kind of content games should have. There should be no limits. Too bad sony tried to censor the game at the last minute, otherwise I would've given it a 10.
  10. ZeroBorne
    Jan 12, 2017
    1
    The definition, the very definition of the worst game I've ever played. I'm not gonna be sarcastic this game is so ungodly bad and yet so fascinating in it's awfulness.
    This game has boobs, oh yes it has boobs. On the ugliest women and character models I've ever seen. The real women have more plastic in them than Nicki Minaj and the in-game models look like what would happen if you took a    The definition, the very definition of the worst game I've ever played. I'm not gonna be sarcastic this game is so ungodly bad and yet so fascinating in it's awfulness.
    This game has boobs, oh yes it has boobs. On the ugliest women and character models I've ever seen. The real women have more plastic in them than Nicki Minaj and the in-game models look like what would happen if you took a PS1 model wholesale and made it in high def without changing anything on it's textures. This game is so immature and ugly...

    Use an emulator from Emuparadise and try it yourself on Gamecube using Dolphin.
    Get some friends and prepare to be more flaccid than a wet hot dog.
    Or maybe plastics your thing, we won't judge you... you Troglidy-    … Expand
  11. DannyShader
    Oct 28, 2019
    10
    The tightest controls for a bmx game. The levels are pretty well made. The goals are challenging. The soundtrack is enjoyable and and you don't need to download a patch just to play it.

    Just ignore the awfull jokes and the nudity.

    Better than any tony hawk game made by Robomoto for sure!
  12. The_D4RknesS
    Jul 29, 2023
    5
    The character designs are so ugly that it ends up being a funny game even though it's not fun to play. The cutscenes are all with a sexual content which made the campaign very funny

Awards & Rankings

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#77 Most Discussed PS2 Game of 2002
2
#2 Most Shared PS2 Game of 2002

Critic Reviews

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Metascore
54

Mixed or average reviews - based on 14 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 14
  2. Mixed: 6 out of 14
  3. Negative: 5 out of 14
  1. GameSpot
    54
    Like most games that shoot for comedy, BMX XXX isn't funny. The design for the gameplay and goal system feel unfinished.
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  2. Official U.S. Playstation Magazine
    30
    It's f'ing hard! Really hard!... No one who's new to BMX games is going to be able to stomach the camera, the difficulty, and the level design for more than 25 minutes before realizing that surfing the Net for strippers is going to be a lot easier. [Feb 2003, p.101]
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  3. Game Informer
    78
    Too many of the missions are annoying scavenger hunts. [Jan 2003, p.92]
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