You Suck at Parking

 PC
Metascore
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No score yet - based on 3 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 3
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 3
  3. Negative: 0 out of 3
  1. CD-Action
    Sep 29, 2022
    80
    An extremely difficult arcade game with simple controls. Overcoming crazy challenges is immensely satisfying and thanks to You Suck at Parking’s sense of humor failures never irritated me.
  2. Multiplayer.it
    Sep 14, 2022
    80
    You Suck at Parking is a much more difficult and interesting driving game than you might think at first glance. The multiplayer mode also offers a very different style, making it almost a sort of party game to play with friends online. The economic system, with battle passes and cosmetic content packs, jars a bit with the premium nature of You Suck at Parking, but if future content arrives at a regular basis and it is of quality it could be a fair trade-off.
  3. LEVEL (Czech Republic)
    Jan 25, 2024
    60
    It's a surprisingly fun arcade game, but one that trips up the players themselves through payment and the lack of a preset lobby. [Issue#322]
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4.8

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 5 Ratings

User score distribution:
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  2. Mixed: 3 out of 5
  3. Negative: 2 out of 5
  1. timmykimmel
    Sep 16, 2022
    5
    As a train traveller, I should really already be asking myself what I actually expected to find here. The passion of so many people to indulgeAs a train traveller, I should really already be asking myself what I actually expected to find here. The passion of so many people to indulge in the hustle and bustle of city traffic with the tin can has always seemed rather irrational to me, but in a country where a car isn't simply a 'car' but a 'Volkswagen', I'm more of an alien as a bicycle rider.
    Be that as it may - because of the enthusiasm for 'Re-Volt' and 'Trackmania', I didn't flinch for long - and the authors have really watched 'Speed' a few too many times. The game is crazy hectic, but the idea to develop such an ironic game concept out of the so often horrible driving physics of arcade racers, this is kind of charming. Only, in contrast to the virtual trip to the Nürburgring, I find that parking on the screen doesn't bring more joy than in a German city center. Respawn every 20 seconds, mines and heating rods at every corner, standstill is death - a game flow can't arise. If you still like it, please do.
    We learn early on that features are still being worked on diligently. I might have shown mercy in Early Access, but if this is the release, I simply can't recommend it.    … Full Review »
  2. P0kePanda
    Nov 28, 2022
    3
    Great gameplay and graphics but bros really made the game 20 bucks with a 10 dollar battle pass
  3. FalconRedux
    Sep 24, 2022
    5
    This game can't decide what it wants to be - and as a result doesn't achieve its potential.

    On the one hand, the chaotic carnage of    This game can't decide what it wants to be - and as a result doesn't achieve its potential.

    On the one hand, the chaotic carnage of physics-based racing is fun for a while. However, the challenges require you to drive perfectly. These two things don't mesh together.

    With the multiplayer the match making is random, so you might be paired with someone who has literally just started the game or someone who has been playing non-stop since launch.

    There are several bugs which can ruin your run - particularly infuriating if it erases 40+ mins of progress. There may well be a patch to fix some of these issues, but some of the problems are designed in.

    You can lose and it not be your fault, or you can win thanks for to a generous helping of luck. Either way, it's fundamentally unsatisfying.

    Warning to achievement hunters - several achievements are currently glitched and may not unlock.    … Full Review »
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