This game makes me sooooooooooooooooooo hard. I'm surprised no one has reviewed this masterpiece of a game. This is literally the best gameThis game makes me sooooooooooooooooooo hard. I'm surprised no one has reviewed this masterpiece of a game. This is literally the best game I've played. I showed this to my girlfriend, and she instantly had a orgasm. Needless to say, I've had a different girlfriend every day since I've pirated this game. I mean, this game lets you have sex. SEX. Can you believe that?! Have you ever had sex? Well, you can in this game. Who need Viagra when you have this as a catalyst. I can't wait for the Virtual Villagers 5 to come out!…Full Review »