The Graveyard

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Metascore
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4.1

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 24 Ratings

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  1. Positive: 7 out of 24
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  1. FakeHedgehog
    Dec 20, 2012
    1
    What can I say about the graveyard? You play as an elderly woman visiting a graveyard, from the off that's pretty dull. Gameplay includesWhat can I say about the graveyard? You play as an elderly woman visiting a graveyard, from the off that's pretty dull. Gameplay includes walking to a bench, sitting on bench, listening to terrible German pop music (about people dying no less) and if you're lucky standing up and walking out of the graveyard again. When I first time I tried I died as soon as I sat on the bench, couldn't even exit the game either. I was just sat their watching some dead **** on a bench. I actually had to use task manager just to close the thing. I can't honestly recommend this to anyone, as a game or as art. I've genuinely enjoyed actual graveyards more than this.… Full Review »
  2. Temperance10
    Jul 14, 2014
    2
    The Graveyard is like paying $5 to toss a Slinky down a flight of stairs. Only instead of the slinky performing like its supposed to, itThe Graveyard is like paying $5 to toss a Slinky down a flight of stairs. Only instead of the slinky performing like its supposed to, it falls to one side and rolls lazily down the steps. Then upon lifelessly reaching it's destination a mime walks out of a nearby room and emotionlessly stares at you while playing a vinyl recording of a toddler aimlessly plucking a banjo and mumbling into a microphone. The recording then stops, and a man in a top hat walks out of the same room the mime came out of and asks "how does that make you feel?"

    And honestly that scenario would've been at least 200% more entertaining and thought provoking than The Graveyard.    … Full Review »
  3. AWG
    Jun 17, 2013
    3
    You walk to a bench, sit down, listen to a song and die. Then the song ends and you find out you have to walk away to end the game. Too badYou walk to a bench, sit down, listen to a song and die. Then the song ends and you find out you have to walk away to end the game. Too bad you died on the bench so... you can't walk away.
    Therefore you have to Alt+F4 or Ctrl+Alt-Del the application.
    So artsy.    … Full Review »
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