Stalker Crab Simulator

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  1. ConsoleArgonaut
    Sep 29, 2018
    3
    You are a crab and go to anime boys and girls.
    They tell you an object they want.
    You search around the beach for that object till you find it. While walking around the beach try not to get stepped on by the people walking around. You bring that object back to the person asking for it. Rinse and repeat until you've delivered every object to its owner. That's it. Verdict: Don't buy    You are a crab and go to anime boys and girls.
    They tell you an object they want.
    You search around the beach for that object till you find it.
    While walking around the beach try not to get stepped on by the people walking around.
    You bring that object back to the person asking for it.
    Rinse and repeat until you've delivered every object to its owner.
    That's it.

    Verdict: Don't buy this game. Seriously, what did you expect from a game called Stalker Crab Simulator?

    Rating:
    Gameplay: 2/5 - It works, but it's boring.
    Level Design: 2/5 - It's a nice little beach. But nothing more.
    Soundtrack: 2/5 - Some nice beach tunes. But there's just one song.
    Story: 2/5 - The one bit of story thrown in sadly comes too late to have any impact on the player.
    Graphics: 2/5 - It doesn't look good. But I've seen worse.
    Length: 1/5 - 20 minutes long
    Replay Value: 0/5 - None
    Enjoyment: 2/5 - There was some small enjoyment to be had. But nothing to brag about.

    Overall rating: 13/40 => 3/10    … Expand