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  • Summary: Fight the battle you already won, but never remember. It is you up against 1000 other sperm fighters. Can you beat off your competition and come first? Finally, collect your very own baby gnomes as trophies for your minivan.
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  1. May 20, 2015
    20
    Spermination is a bad joke with no fun in it. Don't waste your money on it.
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  1. Oct 25, 2017
    7
    TL;DR at the bottom for those with little time to spare :)

    Spermination is another joke game. Objectively speaking it's probably worse than
    TL;DR at the bottom for those with little time to spare :)

    Spermination is another joke game. Objectively speaking it's probably worse than Bad Rats. However, it's so much more fun! The game handles...poorly but it's never rage inducing. It clearly has some sense of humour that is often at the expense of the player. Be it the underwhelming victory of a deformed child or the rub-it-in-your-face defeat of going into the stomach instead.
    There is a variety of options for you to 'prepare your load' with and it does make the game more fun. In addition to this the game is actually fairly re-playable given the amount of options to customise your sperm with.

    The graphics are terrible, that should be no surprise, but it does not detract from the overall experience of the game.

    TL;DR
    As a game it's terrible
    As an experience it's amazing
    Graphics are abysmal
    Gameplay is clunky
    It's just fun to play
    Re-playable
    Good variety of load-out options
    Good sense of humour at players expense
    Probably not for everyone

    Final Score: 7/10
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