Snow Horse

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  1. Hardcore Gamer
    Aug 1, 2016
    30
    There are plenty of games that are built around ridiculous ideas, but they have enough content built into them that make them enjoyable for more than five seconds.

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  1. GameRateReview
    Sep 1, 2016
    9
    This review contains spoilers, click full review link to view. Snow Horse, Snow Horse, Snow Horse!
    How I count the ways of your magnificent glory!
    As a young lad I dreamed of day flying down the slops of some majestic mountain. Growing up in Louisiana was a flat affair. With not so much as a large hill to pretend to shred.
    But Low. Here and now.
    On the computer of all places. i can finally glide threw these snow covered mountains of whoa with a brisk and heartfelt YAY!
    As a horse.
    A Horse! It kind of makes sense if you open your heart and think about it.
    Think of the stability and grace it takes to truly excel at snowboarding.
    Horses are known for there beauty, grace, and charm.
    They have the advantage from the start.
    With for longs legs for stability, a strong back for killer tricks and long neck to see all before him.
    The horse is a natural choice to pick for such an extreme sport. Are you not sold yet?
    Do you not think that a game.
    A video game.
    Cannot capture the essence of such a beautiful, flowing, sky ripping, face melting, ball falling, pin crashing, green gliding excitement that only greek gods in all there hubris can only hope to imagine to reach one day?
    You would be wrong!!!!
    Open turning on this game I was met by music and fan fair. It only seemed to grow the excitement that was building inside myself the moment I bought this game. Then I got to choose my slope.
    It is my first time! So i decide to go with the Bunny Hill. I needed the practice. As I start numbers where counting down from 3 to1. As the number hit 1 I was off! At first I didn't quite know what to do. Luckily there was a billboard that showed me which button commands did what! I used my arrow keys to swivel my horse up and down and side to side. This is so he can preform a stunt called the Horse Spinner. I needed to be careful though. If i did not straiten out my horse before I hit the ground while getting some serious, super sick air.
    My horse would totally bail!!!
    His legs would go limp and he would hit the ground off his board. It was a surprisingly funny site the first time this happened. I never thought I would ever laugh at a tossed around, failing horse.
    But it was quite amusing!
    I got my horse back on my board and tried again.
    This time I saw a second billboard. This billboard had even more button commands on it. It had the buttons I,J,K, and L. These buttons did different tricks as most notable was the Horse Kick. Where my horse would kick its back legs while flying threw the air. There are also the Nose up, Tail Wag, and Attack moves. I at one point was able to do all three of these move on one jump. That was thrilling!
    I moved on and tried other courses in the game to see what secrets they hold.
    The next on was Big Air followed by North Slope, Mountain and others. There are even slots left open for future courses to go on. I cannot wait to see what the makers of this game come up with next!!!
    Every course ends with with electronic confetti being thrown in the air with the score I ended up getting as a results of the totally sick run I just did!
    I like this game. The reason it didn't get a perfect 10 is the controls need a bit more work being fluid.
    Otherwise.
    This was a totally sick, face melting experience that only true daredevils are worthy of playing as a horse.

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